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Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
« Reply #25 on: November 02, 2013, 04:57:42 PM »


As you can see in the photo above, actress Cameron Diaz has clearly passed her expiration date. Like a jug of goat’s milk out in the desert’s noon day sun, or a date left withering on the vine, Cameron Diaz is shriveled, sour, and stinks.

With Cameron Diaz’s reproductive years WELL behind her, and her looks completely gone to hell, the only logical thing for her to do is to sacrifice herself for the greater good. Cameron can take comfort in the fact that though her life was completely wasted being a whore and making bad movies, she can still serve a valuable purpose by being turned into fertilizer for next season's crops.
id still hit it.

looks still good enough for me(ill leave the 10s to the getbig yacht and mansion owner-billionaires),and shes wealthy.

if shes wealthy and ready to share, i wouldnt mind if her face even looked like a warzone.

@cameron diaz, i can you read this, can pm me :-*
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Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
« Reply #26 on: November 02, 2013, 05:00:57 PM »
Exactly but I never thought she was that hot to begin with.
exactly.n top of that, her annoying persona shines even through her actress roles.

but as said above, would still be interested.

she was with timberlake?this means shes maybe still virgin
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Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
« Reply #27 on: November 02, 2013, 05:04:11 PM »
Tits were fake, she used external implants

I'm going to pretend I didn't read this.  The disappointment is more than I can bear.

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Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
« Reply #28 on: November 02, 2013, 05:07:52 PM »



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Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
« Reply #29 on: November 02, 2013, 05:11:13 PM »
When I saw this thread I thought she died.  lol.  Although, I do acknowledge that expired is a good word for what has happened to her. 

I wouldn't sweat the pot marks in her face though.  I'd just fill them up with my man gravy and then they would buff right out. 

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Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
« Reply #30 on: November 02, 2013, 05:43:15 PM »
cheekbones of peace..

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Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
« Reply #31 on: November 02, 2013, 05:52:34 PM »
Looked good then, looks good now. WH.

The faggotry is strong in this thread.
she looked good in bad teacher,,,

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Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
« Reply #32 on: November 02, 2013, 05:56:12 PM »


As you can see in the photo above, actress Cameron Diaz has clearly passed her expiration date. Like a jug of goat’s milk out in the desert’s noon day sun, or a date left withering on the vine, Cameron Diaz is shriveled, sour, and stinks.

With Cameron Diaz’s reproductive years WELL behind her, and her looks completely gone to hell, the only logical thing for her to do is to sacrifice herself for the greater good. Cameron can take comfort in the fact that though her life was completely wasted being a whore and making bad movies, she can still serve a valuable purpose by being turned into fertilizer for next season's crops.

LOL so what, i expired 10 years ago :D

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Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
« Reply #33 on: November 02, 2013, 06:19:11 PM »




Her hair looks fried in this picture. 

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Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
« Reply #34 on: November 02, 2013, 06:25:51 PM »
TOTAL hot pic/shit pic broad. However, in most off-the-cuff-type shots, she looks crapola.

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Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
« Reply #35 on: November 02, 2013, 06:26:47 PM »
  no thanks

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Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
« Reply #36 on: November 02, 2013, 06:32:57 PM »
She hit the wall.  That said, she's still an attractive woman, especially for 41.  Would hit, just for the story.

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Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
« Reply #37 on: November 02, 2013, 06:36:59 PM »
Cameron Diaz and I do not look like one another.
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Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
« Reply #38 on: November 02, 2013, 06:40:59 PM »
all in all shes still a human being

the problem i have she was just trying to milk fame and fortune and never did anything good for the world like angelina jolie and brad piss
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Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
« Reply #39 on: November 02, 2013, 06:41:04 PM »
I was just going to post how hot she looked in the Mask.  I thought she was  total knockout.  Imagine my disappointment when she got anorexic and chopped her hair off.  I think I'll rub one out to the memory of how hot she used to be many, many years ago.

lol.. was about to post the same thing... i think that was the only movie where she was hot
real men= no rubbers

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Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
« Reply #40 on: November 02, 2013, 06:43:00 PM »
If I had to pic between her and Uma Thurman I'd bang out the Cuban.

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Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
« Reply #41 on: November 02, 2013, 06:45:37 PM »
wine and steak doesnt age a woman well

only some hollywood sluts can get away with a steak and wine diet
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Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
« Reply #42 on: November 02, 2013, 07:56:58 PM »
P Diddy's been humping that ass since the 90s.

U know what they say... Once you go black, you turn to crack.

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Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
« Reply #43 on: November 02, 2013, 11:47:24 PM »


As you can see in the photo above, actress Cameron Diaz has clearly passed her expiration date. Like a jug of goat’s milk out in the desert’s noon day sun, or a date left withering on the vine, Cameron Diaz is shriveled, sour, and stinks.

With Cameron Diaz’s reproductive years WELL behind her, and her looks completely gone to hell, the only logical thing for her to do is to sacrifice herself for the greater good. Cameron can take comfort in the fact that though her life was completely wasted being a whore and making bad movies, she can still serve a valuable purpose by being turned into fertilizer for next season's crops.

Aging horribly for a Cuban woman.  My mother is 20 yrs her senior and you won't know the difference.  She's too old to model now, so she can move away from the emaciated look.  Let her body and face fill out.  Then she might look a bit better.  Too many women following Madonna with the lean and vascular look as they get older. 

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Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
« Reply #44 on: November 03, 2013, 01:15:52 AM »
Wonder if it's true these stories about her being a raging slut.

seems to me like a girl with higher than average test levels, i theorize shed fuck a few of you studs sore

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Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
« Reply #45 on: November 03, 2013, 01:47:12 AM »
It's funny you should say this, as I thought the same thing about 10 years ago.

She just doesn't age well.

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X2. Noticed this years ago.

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Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
« Reply #46 on: November 03, 2013, 01:01:31 AM »
Hairstyle does her no favours and its just a bad pic. Id still bury myface in her ass.

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Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
« Reply #47 on: November 03, 2013, 01:43:57 AM »
Lot of getbiggers saying 'no' to Cameron's advances.
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Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
« Reply #48 on: November 03, 2013, 01:54:51 AM »
P Diddy's been humping that ass since the 90s.

U know what they say... Once you go black, you turn to crack.
Diddy needs to stick to the Amanda Whites of the world...instead of the Cassies and Camerons.

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Re: Cameron Diaz has Expired
« Reply #49 on: November 03, 2013, 05:05:37 AM »
Lot of getbiggers saying 'no' to Cameron's advances.

Methinks a lot of fappin' going on too...