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Title: So this other night...
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on November 18, 2013, 04:07:14 AM: I am trying to adjust something under my bed, and this girl bites me in the ass. Not hard, but I thought.. WTF.
Has this happened to any of you?
Title: Re: So this other night...
Post by: Kwon_2 on November 18, 2013, 04:10:01 AM: She loves ya Dane :D

OR

If it was a random uninvited girl, She hates ya!
Title: Re: So this other night...
Post by: The Onion on November 18, 2013, 04:17:23 AM: I've probably adjusted something under my bed some time but I really can't remember it right now.

What was it that you were adjusting? Also what kind of bed do you have?

I usually sleep at the floor, even when I have female company (no homo).
Title: Re: So this other night...
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on November 18, 2013, 04:19:20 AM: Quote from: The Onion on November 18, 2013, 04:17:23 AM
I've probably adjusted something under my bed some time but I really can't remember it right now.

What was it that you were adjusting? Also what kind of bed do you have?

I usually sleep at the floor, even when I have female company (no homo).

I have two separate beds that I tried to bind together so they wouldn't move apart from each other during erotic activity.
She is a little wild one. Might have to show her a few Falcon videos to calm her down. :D
Title: Re: So this other night...
Post by: Kwon_2 on November 18, 2013, 04:28:07 AM: Quote from: FitnessFrenzy on November 18, 2013, 04:19:20 AM
Might have to show her a few Falcon videos to calm her down. :D

Tis a soothing mind-numbing experience indeed... better than chloroform.. :D
Title: Re: So this other night...
Post by: The Onion on November 18, 2013, 04:40:22 AM: Quote from: FitnessFrenzy on November 18, 2013, 04:19:20 AM
I have two separate beds that I tried to bind together so they wouldn't move apart from each other during erotic activity.
She is a little wild one. Might have to show her a few Falcon videos to calm her down. :D
Very innovative idea!

Binding together two beds and playing Falcon videos during "erotic activity" seems very Getbiggerish. I like how you used that term to describe schmoe wrestling and I presume this took place in your mothers basement?
Title: Re: So this other night...
Post by: The Italian Lifter on November 18, 2013, 08:00:02 AM: Quote from: FitnessFrenzy on November 18, 2013, 04:07:14 AM
I am trying to adjust something under my bed, and this girl bites me in the ass. Not hard, but I thought.. WTF.
Has this happened to any of you?

were you searching for your cialis box after a bad "attempt"? ;D
Title: Re: So this other night...
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on November 18, 2013, 08:30:32 AM: I would have been more impressed if she jumped in and tossed your salad.
Title: Re: So this other night...
Post by: Red Hook on November 18, 2013, 08:50:19 AM: Quote from: FitnessFrenzy on November 18, 2013, 04:07:14 AM
I am trying to adjust something under my bed, and this girl bites me in the ass. Not hard, but I thought.. WTF.
Has this happened to any of you?

how much did you charge him? did you give a "white towel" discount? ::)
Title: Re: So this other night...
Post by: Chacka on November 18, 2013, 10:24:23 AM: Quote from: Red Hook on November 18, 2013, 08:50:19 AM
how much did you charge him? did you give a "white towel" discount? ::)

oh lordy, no you didnt! ;D