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FitnessFrenzy

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So this other night...
« on: November 18, 2013, 04:07:14 AM »
I am trying to adjust something under my bed, and this girl bites me in the ass. Not hard, but I thought.. WTF.
Has this happened to any of you?

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Re: So this other night...
« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2013, 04:10:01 AM »
She loves ya Dane :D


OR

If it was a random uninvited girl, She hates ya!

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Re: So this other night...
« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2013, 04:17:23 AM »
I've probably adjusted something under my bed some time but I really can't remember it right now.

What was it that you were adjusting? Also what kind of bed do you have?

I usually sleep at the floor, even when I have female company (no homo).

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Re: So this other night...
« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2013, 04:19:20 AM »
I've probably adjusted something under my bed some time but I really can't remember it right now.

What was it that you were adjusting? Also what kind of bed do you have?

I usually sleep at the floor, even when I have female company (no homo).

I have two separate beds that I tried to bind together so they wouldn't move apart from each other during erotic activity.
She is a little wild one. Might have to show her a few Falcon videos to calm her down.  :D

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Re: So this other night...
« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2013, 04:28:07 AM »
Might have to show her a few Falcon videos to calm her down.  :D

Tis a soothing mind-numbing experience indeed... better than chloroform.. :D

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Re: So this other night...
« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2013, 04:40:22 AM »
I have two separate beds that I tried to bind together so they wouldn't move apart from each other during erotic activity.
She is a little wild one. Might have to show her a few Falcon videos to calm her down.  :D
Very innovative idea!

Binding together two beds and playing Falcon videos during "erotic activity" seems very Getbiggerish. I like how you used that term to describe schmoe wrestling and I presume this took place in your mothers basement?

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Re: So this other night...
« Reply #6 on: November 18, 2013, 08:00:02 AM »
I am trying to adjust something under my bed, and this girl bites me in the ass. Not hard, but I thought.. WTF.
Has this happened to any of you?

were you searching for your cialis box after a bad "attempt"?  ;D
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Re: So this other night...
« Reply #7 on: November 18, 2013, 08:30:32 AM »
I would have been more impressed if she jumped in and tossed your salad.

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Re: So this other night...
« Reply #8 on: November 18, 2013, 08:50:19 AM »
I am trying to adjust something under my bed, and this girl bites me in the ass. Not hard, but I thought.. WTF.
Has this happened to any of you?

how much did you charge him?  did you give a "white towel" discount?  ::)
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Re: So this other night...
« Reply #9 on: November 18, 2013, 10:24:23 AM »
how much did you charge him?  did you give a "white towel" discount?  ::)


oh lordy, no you didnt!  ;D