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I was watching the David Blaine magic show last night. When he does tricks in front of white people they just look shocked but whenever he did a trick in front of black people they all start hooting and hollering and running all over the place.
Before this one trick in front of 4 black guys I told my chick "watch them scatter when the trick is done" sure enough when he finished the trick, all 4 black guys go running in different directions. He did dozens of tricks in front of different white people and black people and every group of blacks reacted in the exact same way.
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I was watching the David Blaine magic show last night. When he does tricks in front of white people they just look shocked but whenever he did a trick in front of black people they all start hooting and hollering and running all over the place.
Before this one trick in front of 4 black guys I told my chick "watch them scatter when the trick is done" sure enough when he finished the trick, all 4 black guys go running in different directions. He did dozens of tricks in front of different white people and black people and every group of blacks reacted in the exact same way.
Simple, during Blaines misdirection where he can divert the audiences attention so he can slyly perform the trick, the black folks are taking their wallets.
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Could be old instinct, from the time when they first encountered the white medicine-man with their tricks
Or maybe it's just because they think it's enjoyable and fun to hoot and holler in front of the camera
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white folks reaction is quite gay
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it's down to their primal roots of voodoo :P
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white folks reaction is quite gay
Right...
LOL @ the kid in the tuxedo shirt's reaction. ;D
This is what makes the african bros great. You don't like it, go throw out your all your music records/mp3s and stop watching sports.
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White people are scared of black people.
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white folks reaction is quite gay
So acting civilized is gay?
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White people are scared of black people.
including these white people ;D
(http://eshop.aktin.cz/user/upload/westside_barbell09ipa.jpg)
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So acting civilized is gay?
sometimes yes ;D
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Super racist thread reported.
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So acting civilized is gay?
I think "white people" might be more afraid to look foolish and feel the need keep up appearances.
Like many white guys that don't dance because it's gay.
There is something genetic though...africans simply can not contain themselves. ;D
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;D lol
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Could be old instinct, from the time when they first encountered the white medicine-man with their tricks
Or maybe it's just because they think it's enjoyable and fun to hoot and holler in front of the camera
This is a possibility! Much like a band of chimps that see a threat moving through the jungle they start a ruckus.
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hahahahahaha that was hilarious..did homeboy do a handstand?
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including these white people ;D
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8 fat Polocks? Shit yes.
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This is a possibility! Much like a band of chimps that see a threat moving through the jungle they start a ruckus.
easy now! someone might report you to the mods.
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8 fat Polocks? Shit yes.
lol
more like columbus, ohio Scotch-Irish 8)
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Don't know why, but bros tend to be very superstitious. Maybe in their nature, but things not easily explained seems to cause worry. Magic, curses, evil eyes,etc. Don't seem to care for snakes that much either. Primal DNA code...who really knows.
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black ppl are more in touch with their animal side
animales run from abnormal activity
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This is exactly how every group of blacks acted on the show. One group ran down the fucking street.
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including these white people ;D
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Just bunch another bunch of fat dudes that have no discipline to diet. Man I cant wait to look like them.
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Very distinct reaction to hospital death as well. Usually a legit faint, a couple fall on the floors and some very loud wailings: "oh lord Jesus!"
This occurs from direct family all the way to non related fellow church goers.
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Very distinct reaction to hospital death as well. Usually a legit faint, a couple fall on the floors and some very loud wailings: "oh lord Jesus!"
This occurs from direct family all the way to non related fellow church goers.
i confirm this ^^^^^^^^^^
black ppl are very dramatic
their mourning is very short tho
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I was watching the David Blaine magic show last night. When he does tricks in front of white people they just look shocked but whenever he did a trick in front of black people they all start hooting and hollering and running all over the place.
Before this one trick in front of 4 black guys I told my chick "watch them scatter when the trick is done" sure enough when he finished the trick, all 4 black guys go running in different directions. He did dozens of tricks in front of different white people and black people and every group of blacks reacted in the exact same way.
The same reason they talk to the screen during Horror movies!
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This is exactly how every group of blacks acted on the show. One group ran down the fucking street.
When he changed the $1 to a $100 they all ran away and the guy asked if it worked. David said he didn't know. ;D
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When he changed the $1 to a $100 they all ran away and the guy asked if it worked. David said he didn't know. ;D
Exactly. That was the trick where I said, watch them all run and sure enough they all did.
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Exactly. That was the trick where I said, watch them all run and sure enough they all did.
Lmao! That's just the way it is. ;D 8)
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Best thread started on here in a while. 8)
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There's the cover the mouth reaction as well, where did that come from?
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Just bunch another bunch of fat dudes that have no discipline to diet. Man I cant wait to look like them.
come on man, yeah them dudes aren't ripped but at least they are better "athletes" than bodybuilders
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come on man, yeah them dudes aren't ripped but at least they are better "athletes" than bodybuilders
True.
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There's the cover the mouth reaction as well, where did that come from?
Don`t forget the hunched over studder gait which kind of looks like the MC Hammer dance in motion and the loud "OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHH" that is combined with all of this.
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:D
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There's the cover the mouth reaction as well, where did that come from?
We've gone over this. Showing teeth in the jungle is a sign of aggression, these folks are covering up for the good of the group, as to not get the laughing/showing of teeth, confused with the angry/showing of teeth. Covered open mouths=no aggression. ;D
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:D
LMAO @ kid at the 40 second mark lol
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;D :D
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LMAO @ kid at the 40 second mark lol
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Reminds me of the dude on Chapelle Show who would be doing the "Robot" in the background of skits.
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Reminds me of the dude on Chapelle Show who would be doing the "Robot" in the background of skits.
ahhaha yeah...so random ;D
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There's the cover the mouth reaction as well, where did that come from?
And also the bulging eyeballs reaction...... ::)
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There they go, hootin', tootin' 'n' hollerin' :D
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Why do black people say car note? Ex: I have to to pay my car note? ;D
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Why do black people say car note? Ex: I have to to pay my car note? ;D
Or; Ask = ax.
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Paper = money
Make some Papyrus
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Because as usual...its all about them.
They can't just laugh at something. . It's got to be "look at how funny I think it is..and how hard I'm laughing" and fall all over each other and run around in circles, with the obligatory "OOOOOOOOOHH SHIT...no he didn't! "
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ahhaha yeah...so random ;D
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;D ;D ;D :D
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;D ;D ;D :D
Serious I am trying to understand why can the black people dance and most white people cant.
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Serious I am trying to understand why can the black people dance and most white people cant.
Rhythm in their blood? Jive in their genes?
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Serious I am trying to understand why can the black people dance and most white people cant.
Culturally uninhibited? Who knows? For me, what passes for dance in current impolite society is nothing more than air humping, not dancing and that goes for black, white, what have you.
Perhaps I should change my opening statement to, "morally uninhibited?
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Culturally uninhibited? Who knows? For me, what passes for dance in current impolite society is nothing more than air humping, not dancing and that goes for black, white, what have you.
Perhaps I should change my opening statement to, "morally uninhibited?
I see we got to go back to the soul train line dance then for training.
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I see we got to go back to the soul train line dance then for training.
;D
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(Racist)
its their inner chimp coming out. Watch a pack of chimps reaction to something they dont understand/cant comprehend.
(/racist)
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(Racist)
its their inner chimp coming out. Watch a pack of chimps reaction to something they dont understand/cant comprehend.
(/racist)
They do share the same reaction surprisingly (no racist)..
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Because as usual...its all about them.
They can't just laugh at something. . It's got to be "look at how funny I think it is..and how hard I'm laughing" and fall all over each other and run around in circles, with the obligatory "OOOOOOOOOHH SHIT...no he didn't! "
VERY TRUE
I CANT STAND THEM
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Lol yet you love to date them??? That's a contradiction
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LMAO @ kid at the 40 second mark lol
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Hahahaha!!
Spot on comparison! ;D
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Lol yet you love to date them??? That's a contradiction
i mean them folks groink described so accurately
they are the attention seekers idiots with shit for brains, mostly young punks with delusions of importance
a lot of black ppl are not like that trust me i know a thing or two about black ppl
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It's all 'bout scatterin', handstandin', bandstandin', hootin', tootin' 'n' hollerin' for The 'Brews!
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i mean them folks groink described so accurately
they are the attention seekers idiots with shit for brains, mostly young punks with delusions of importance
a lot of black ppl are not like that trust me i know a thing or two about black ppl
agreed. I have a ton of black friends and they hate the "ghetto n*gga" types (their words) though I don't know if that behavior is just a "black" thing. Here is Washington we have TONS of white "wiggers" as my black friends call them who act like they are straight out of Compton but never left Bellevue (rich neighborhood). Hell even the "ghettos" up here are luxurious compared to the shit I've seen in the South and East coast.
Its the behavior I hate not the race. The "rap" culture perpetuates the behavior IMHO. Crazy to see anyone dressed like a rapper let along a 40yr old dude. Its as bad as the Ed Hardy / Tap out douche's I see everyday. I had a neighbor who's brother came up for the holidays last year and they are like night and day. My black neighbor "D" as I'll call him is educated, well spoken and a great family man and all around cool dude. ..his brother (35yrs old) however is straight out of a rap video. BTW they both grew up in 2 parent, middle class household in Seattle.
I remember one of our conversation about a job interview he went on and it went something like this (forgive me my ebonics is whack) - yo son I was at this joint trying to a job the other day so I put my last cash in my whip (gas I assume) and went on to try and get that paper and shit and this white bitch wasn't tryn to hire a guy. She didn't like my accent and shit I guess".
I asked if she even looked at his resume and he said he didn't have one. He then said he bought new "digs and shit" for the interview which turned out to be the baggy jeans and shoes he was wearing that day. I don't understand why they want to dress like a "rapper" and then expect to be treated seriously. I know rappers dress like a clown who can't afford clothes that fit, but they are millionaires and don't have to get a job and work in the real world of professionals.
I don't know if I can say its a culture thing because again, I know lots of blacks who are your average, mild mannered, family oriented, down to earth people. I think its those (white and black) that need to blame others for their failures and identify with a lifestyle they deem "cool" though they will never have the talent, drive or education to be that successful in their lifetime.
BTW - pacific islanders do the same thing. They always blame "white folks" for why they can't get a good job instead of going to college / tech school or military and fight / struggle for success like most of us do. Success is never easy and some are just lazy.
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Yes, the Rap culture is destroying the Youth of today.
Why can't they instead sit in front of the fireplace in their favorite smokejacket and read a good book?
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Yes, the Rap culture is destroying the Youth of today.
Why can't they instead sit in front of the fireplace in their favorite smokejacket and read a good book?
funniest song ever on the subject
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I remember one of our conversation about a job interview he went on and it went something like this (forgive me my ebonics is whack) -
yo son I was at this joint trying to a job the other day so I put my last cash in my whip (gas I assume) and went on to try and get that paper and shit and this white bitch wasn't tryn to hire a guy. She didn't like my accent and shit I guess".
I asked if she even looked at his resume and he said he didn't have one. He then said he bought new "digs and shit" for the interview which turned out to be the baggy jeans and shoes he was wearing that day.
I don't understand why they want to dress like a "rapper" and then expect to be treated seriously.
I know rappers dress like a clown who can't afford clothes that fit, but they are millionaires and don't have to get a job and work in the real world of professionals.
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Kwon sorry man, that was as close to verbatim as I remember
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Kwon sorry man, that was as close to verbatim as I remember
LOL it's just mindboggling to see his way of thinking...
He thought his "new digs" consisting of new reeboks and baggy jeans were enough to get the Position... :D
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Just odd because again, the way they were raised and his brother is complete opposite. He even told me "man, save your breath that dumbass is too gangsta to get it..probably from all that weed he smokes" hahahaha
and yes, he use the hand gesture for " " when he said gangsta hahahaha
I remember he told his bro in a different convo - "If you believe the "white man" is running shit then adapt to their shit and and get to where you need to be. Change into your "gansta" clothes when you get off of work."
Gangsta - "I gotta represent man, I'm not going to change who I am for those muthaf*cka's"
D - "then you stay true to yourself man, be a broke ass grown asshole you're whole life"
Laughed my ass off. Hell, when I lived in Japan, you think I wanted to take my shoes off everywhere and bow to everyone at every business meeting then sit on the floor. No....but I did it.
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Those are the type of people I can't stand. The ones who feel the need to live up to stereotypes regardless of race/color. Doesn't help that the blacks who go the other way and try to be their own are often ostracized by their community.
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Those are the type of people I can't stand. The ones who feel the need to live up to stereotypes regardless of race/color. Doesn't help that the blacks who go the other way and try to be their own are often ostracized by their community.
Very true but not only blacks. It's prevalent in some Asian communities and I know for a fact it is in the Samoan community. If you are educated and articulate you are teased but when you are seen driving a luxury car everyone ask how much you make and the family come to you for money for every wedding or funeral that is happening within your fathers cousins sister in laws uncles family. And you are shamed if you don't put in money for the occation
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Very true but not only blacks. It's prevalent in some Asian communities and I know for a fact it is in the Samoan community. If you are educated and articulate you are teased but when you are seen driving a luxury car everyone ask how much you make and the family come to you for money for every wedding or funeral that is happening within your fathers cousins sister in laws uncles family. And you are shamed if you don't put in money for the occation
True, its not only blacks but having to live up to the ghetto stereotype is the most ignorant thing I can think of. Living up to other sterotypes like say an asian and east indian is not as damaging to society or their own well being.
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Jay Mohr: Black Audiences (The different levels of black audience appreciation)
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Jay Mohr: Black Audiences (The different levels of black audience appreciation)
LOL
Listened through all of it, hilarious!