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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: CalvinH on November 25, 2013, 12:10:20 PM
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TA-stuffed full of food until he burst and forced to look at himself in the mirror every day.
shitso- lethal injection while surrounded by vodkabottles he can't have.
Groink-starved to death and forced to look in the mirror every day while he shrinks.
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Calvin in a canoe accident
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CalvinH-heart attack right after being told he made a list :'(
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Shitsoul/Wolfsdowncocks 69ing......each other. :-X
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Shitsoul/Wolfsdowncocks 69ing......each other. :-X
chaos-having a heart attack while doing a goruck with soul crusher ;D
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Dr chimps-dies blind and can't read his books.
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OMR-dies while being forced to have sex with a female.
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Jfalcon: heme iron overdose
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Showstoppa-in a Duke jersey.
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tbombs eaten by rabid bunnies
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Archer77: Hebrew attack
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brad-with no fingers to post pics with.
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Gals stomach explodes from over eating a chocolate wafer
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Soul Crusher...... dehydration in the middle of a go ruck event holding an unopened water bottle
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Shitsoul/Wolfsdowncocks 69ing......each other. :-X
shitso can suck his own dick?
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Booty......falls off bed breaking her neck during a clients special request on her web cam show.
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Tbombz, Via Deep Tissue Massage whilst wearing Bottomless Bunny-suit
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shitso-last few days in TO and can't post.
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arce-at the airport waiting to pick someone up.
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Parker: dies shortly after buying a Zenvo ST1. Not in a car crash but from police brutality after cops pull him over erroneously assuming he stole the vehicle.
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Tbombz- shot by the police while running in his bunny suit towards the white house.
DJ- choke on dbol tablets while having another meltdown from reading the forum.
SMM- preform a harakiri with his katana(naked in public).
Shizzo- car crash drunk...while typing on getbig throu his phone...
Anabolichalo- suicide by shooting himself at coleman's fibo booth after losing his hair and getting a gyno.
Goodrum- jumps from a tall building into a children bus after finding out vissy cheated on him with derek anthony and his buddies.
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BigCyp-beaten to death for stealing his neighbors Audi.
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Wiggs.......assassinated by Mossad
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Andre is da Contributor of Peace - Dies from Watermelon-Hydration due to having a Quote-fest lasting several days where he quotes every single picture in the "Random Pics"-thread with a mere "Would Destroy"
BignJacked - Dies from the outcome after finally signing the waiver
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CalvinH-dies without Iron ever doing a shop of him :'(
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Showstoppa-in a Duke jersey.
Damn! Thought we were cool.
How about you get to play a round at Augusta, but die choking on a hotdog on the first tee?
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All those that spoke blasphemy against the Elohim of Y'srael and hid and conspired to hide who is chosen people were and knowingly did evil against his people, the Hebrew Israelites known by many names and did not repent, will cast in a lake of fire...forever.
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All those that spoke blasphemy against the Elohim of Y'srael and hid and conspired to hide who is chosen people were and knowingly did evil against his people, the Hebrew Israelites known by many names and did not repent, will cast in a lake of fire...forever.
I'll accept this lake of fire anytime of the week :D
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Damn! Thought we were cool.
How about you get to play a round at Augusta, but die choking on a hotdog on the first tee?
;D
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Wiggs.......assassinated by Mossad
haha the best :D
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Soul Crusher...... dehydration in the middle of a go ruck event holding an unopened water bottle
Or beaten to death with a giant Q-tip. :D
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Wiggs.......assassinated by Mossad
They would not waste time on him :)
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All those that spoke blasphemy against the Elohim of Y'srael and hid and conspired to hide who is chosen people were and knowingly did evil against his people, the Hebrew Israelites known by many names and did not repent, will cast in a lake of fire...forever.
There is THE question 4 U in General Topics ;D
Blacks & chosen "people", makes my day ;D ;D ;D
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chaos-having a heart attack while doing a goruck with soul crusher ;D
YES! ! ! ! !
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Chaos.....dies from a prolapsed anus while trying to deadlift too much, in front of his black boyfriend.
Calvinh.... Gets eaten alive by a pack of mole rat babies who mistake him for their mother.
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Nwonder-killer bee attack.
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Option D - in the operating room from exhaustion and the demands of a line a mile long of Obama voters and welfare mobs demanding free obamacare and stuff from him.
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True Adonis......multiple organ failure from excessive GMO intake, stalks of corn grow from the carcass post mortem
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Bigmc-beaten to death by ukjeff and Donny.
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24k: Dies from walking into a pole she didn't see and receives massive brain damage but no one notices. Dies alone surrounded by gold bars while a DVD of Good Times plays on repeat.
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UKJeff......aneurism rupture from glute flexing while under heat lamps at a professional glam shot studio...
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Army of One-bent over in the men's room of the Blue Oyster while being surrounded by a bunch of men from the Ugandan navy.
...and being ignored.
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Andreisdaman making a wrong turn down a street in Brooklyn and getting run over a pizza truck
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Bouncer......unfortunate ly mistaken for a mutant "hills have eyes" killer by cub scouts while hiking shirtless, shot with arrows and delivered to authorities bound and cared on a branch like a prize bear
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Calvin.....unknown, didn't make the list.
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True Adonis......has an aneurysm while trying to blow up Jezebelle.
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LittleJ appearing on Maury to contest paternity of one his baby mamas and beaten w a bowling pin by some huge land whale he cheated on who claims he has another chile with but ran out on.
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Notsonicemom-with her mouth duct taped shut so she couldn't talk.
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Exterminated by Dr.Who's Daleks :D
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Lobstah-dies having booty being considered smarter then her.
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Stella- trying to fit her feet into a pair of size 10 womens shoes.
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Wiggs-dies and when he meets God see's that he's white.
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Straw Man by a Priest from the Catholic Church beating him/her over the head w a bible and then holding his head under water in the baptismal fountain until he drowns
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UkJeffley - meeting Cswol for the first time, up close and personal
Krankenstein - meeting Cswol for the first time, up close and personal
Cswol - Overloading on Carbs, Been Swol, Gon' Stay Swol
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Soul Crusher - finds out Obama is his father
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Soul Crusher - finds out Obama is his father
NO!!!!!!
NOT A JOKE AND NOT FUNNY!!!!!
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Soul Crusher - finds out Obama is his father
Osama can't be the father of ALL the children!
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Some good ones, here. ;D
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Ron dropped into a huge vat of orange chicken with his mouth sewn shut.
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Ironmeister - heart attack after accidentally deleting his hard drive of Photoshop software and tbombz images.
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Blinky - beaten to death by a random college chick.
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Ironmeister - heart attack after accidentally deleting his hard drive of Photoshop software and tbombz images.
I would have said suicide after viewing one to many pics of tbumz ass.
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Wiggs-dies and when he meets God see's that he's white.
& see Amanda with another 'hebrew'
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Wiggs-dies and when he meets God see's that he's white.
God is Black. Hope this helps. You all will have on hell of a surprise. Pun intended.
LOL @ Mossad. Bring it.
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God is Black. Hope this helps. You all will have on hell of a surprise. Pun intended.
LOL @ Mossad. Bring it.
Go to 'General Topics' something for U is there ;D
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Kwon2 - commits suicide after learning science found a cure for cellulite.
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Donny in a photo studio figuring out which picture he can manage to post on GB wo getting trolled endlessly over. ;D
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Goodrum - finds out OnlyMe won the Powerball lottery and has actually only been on vacation.
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Karl Kox - cracked one off a little too hard.
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Bob Chick - slipped on an ice cube outside room 7 in the Mirage.
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Kwon2 - commits suicide after learning science found a cure for cellulite.
;D ;D
(http://tnation.t-nation.com/forum_images/4/9/497d4_ORIG-big_20ass_20gifs.gif)
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Vince-accidently choked to death by one of the parts on his arm machine.
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Calvinh laughing at his own jokes in this thread.
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240 by Zimmerman walking into the trailor park and confronting him over his posts on GB and 240's glock jamming and Zimm smashing 240's head in the concrete.
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Bigmc-beaten to death by ukjeff and Donny.
only if I die laughing at them 8)
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BogMikeCox not being able to pullout
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bigmc- drive by shooting from dj181
3338886- eating too heavy
240 or bust--getting to target 240 weight and then exploding.
anabolichalo- deadly infection from shady turkish hair transplant
calvin h- being put on dj181 hit list by mistake
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bigmc- drive by shooting from dj181
3338886- eating too heavy
240 or bust--getting to target 240 weight and then exploding.
anabolichalo- deadly infection from shady turkish hair transplant
calvin h- being put on dj181 hit list by mistake
;D
he wouldn't be able to lift the gun
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primemuscle - heart attack induced by furious wanking while skyping with Donny
Donny - suicide due to losing skyping love interest prime muscle
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calvin h- being put on dj181 hit list by mistake
;D
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Soul crusher-stoned to death by democrats
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In the warm embrace of a portly Jewish gentleman with 20/60 vision and a Rolo in his pocket.
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BogMikeCox not being able to pullout
Hahahahaha......this is fucking great. ;D
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pellius-od on a bad batch of turtle tropin.
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Chad by straight women beating him senseless w their pocket books and hi heels.
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240 by Zimmerman walking into the trailor park and confronting him over his posts on GB and 240's glock jamming and Zimm smashing 240's head in the concrete.
HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A
The year is 2016. Hilary Clinton is giving her acceptance speech after winning 45 states.
soulcrusher/33's thumb is infected from a small cut he received while hanging up a "Christie 2016" sign on a rusty fence.
His Obamacare doesn't "kick in" for another 6 weeks and his insurance carrier won't treat him for the deadly infection ravaging his blood.
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DA from liver and kidney trou....
Oh wait.
I kid of course.
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A-ahmed killed by his own kind after being caught unconsciously doodling and drawing a picture of muhammad while talking on the phone.
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Wiggs.......assassinated by Mossad
Ha ha.
Wiggs. .struck by a meteor
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Soul crusher-stoned to death by democrats
;D
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Ha ha.
Wiggs. .struck by a meteor
Someone plugging the hole to Wiggs ventilation shaft with a potato while he is hiding in his bunker FROM the meteor!!
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chaos-having a heart attack while doing a goruck with soul crusher ;D
lol its extra funny because we all know that's exactly what would happen if he even tried to goruck with soul crusher. ;D
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Chaos via perpetual ankle sprains
roflmao
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Chaos via perpetual ankle sprains
roflmao
;D
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Vince G by Vissy beating him with his broomstick
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Shizzo/Wolfox.....Carpal tunnel syndrome
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Shizzo/Wolfox.....Carpal tunnel syndrome
God you are dumb. Almost everyone realises I am not Wolfox but you.
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Shizzo/Wolfox.....Carpal tunnel syndrome
From hitting the bottle or jerking off?
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God you are dumb. Almost everyone realises I am not Wolfox but you.
It's irrelevant, there's little difference.
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It's irrelevant, there's little difference.
I agree. Both are quality posters.
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It's irrelevant, there's little difference.
Only an illiterate simpleton such as yourself would be unable to differentiate.
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It's irrelevant, there's little difference.
Shizzo yet again trying to make it about him.. it's a joke thread so I made a joke...dipshit can't even play along right
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Groink via meth pipe shattered in his anus after attempting to hide it from Sheriff Joe Arpaio.
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Me by catching a distant strain of gorilla venereal disease after hooking up with Michelle Obama in the back of a Buffalo Wild Wings
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Shizzo yet again trying to make it about him.. it's a joke thread so I made a joke...dipshit can't even play along right
One thing is true, you sure talk about me alot. Epic backpedal by the way.
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Groink via meth pipe shattered in his anus after attempting to hide it from sherrif Joe.
He does like to talk about shoving things up anus's alot recently :-\
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Booty being the last in the chain of a Human Centipede
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Shizzo yet again trying to make it about him.. it's a joke thread so I made a joke...dipshit can't even play along right
Shitso-who cares how, as long as he's dead :D
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Shitso-who cares how, as long as he's dead :D
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Booty being the last in the chain of a Human Centipede
:o. A human centipede consisting of Shawn Ray and lee priest. Ironmeister, you've got work to do
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Wolfcox via depression. ;D
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Option D - running into on going traffic after setting himself on fire after Zimmerman is acquited again after a jury trial
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Grionk via a black man.
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Groink via meth pipe shattered in his anus after attempting to hide it from Sheriff Joe Arpaio.
Wolfox/shizzo from hurt feelings :'(
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Prince Dianabol after fondling Ronnie Colemans biceps
Mayor of BB after fondling Sean Allens chest
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Grionk via a black man.
Hebrew, my friend
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Go4it complications arising from surgery to remove his left hand from his hip
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::)
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Groink being unable to blink from staring at himself for so long in the mirror.
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Grant Michaels: untreated rabies after the wild squirrel he has on his head finally bites him.
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Groink being unable to blink from staring at himself for so long in the mirror.
Ha ha.
EDB when one imaginary girlfriend kills him in his sleep for cheating with another imaginary girlfriend
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Rude Buoy via an untreated toe stub.
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I wanna be beat to death by the boobies in El Diablo Blanco's avatar.
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Rude-killed by his wife for getting caught posting on GB again.
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Rude Buoy via a machete after attempting to fit in with the local rastas in Jamaica while on vacation.
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Tbombz from AIDS. Sadly this is probably not a joke.
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Grant Michaels: untreated rabies after the wild squirrel he has on his head finally bites him.
;D :D
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Rude-killed by his wife for getting caught posting on GB again.
its been close on occasion :-X
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Grape-thrown off the Green Monster by irate Red Sox fans.
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Rude Buoy via a machete after attempting to fit in with the local rastas in Jamaica while on vacation.
BUM BA RAZ :o
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Princess L-dying while not being able to delete posts.
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Grant Michaels: untreated rabies after the wild squirrel he has on his head finally bites him.
I actually had started on something similar to this...... ;D
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Parker: dies shortly after buying a Zenvo ST1. Not in a car crash but from police brutality after cops pull him over erroneously assuming he stole the vehicle.
hahahaha
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HockeyFightFan-dies when finding out fighting is banned from hockey.
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shizzo81, after finally stopping the alcohol, dying from liver failure a few days later
alternatively, getting banne here and drinking himself to death as reaction to the ban.
wolfcox, running his mouth in a bar how he can fight(oh brother) and then some 17 year old kid comes along and simply shoots him in the face
dj181, liver failure from orals, or getting caught raping a woman in a nation where its punishable by death, sitting on death row
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Wolfcockx - Dies by Masturbating 18 hours straight to pics of muscular Getbiggers and random men in glittery thongs
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HockeyFightFan-dies when finding out fighting is banned from hockey.
Shut your dirty pirate hooker mouth and go back to Whore Island..... ;D
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Shut your dirty pirate hooker mouth and go back to Whore Island..... ;D
HockeyFightFan-forced a slow death,tied in a chair while forced to listen to booty and runningmom have what they consider and intellectual conversation ;D
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CALVIN mysteriously grows a mullet and it grows so fast and wraps around his thick neck and .....
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soul crusher actually does roids and dies cause of it..
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HockeyFightFan-forced a slow death,tied in a chair while forced to listen to booty and runningmom have what they consider and intellectual conversation ;D
Calvin H....from a heart attack, when Runningmom finally says, "okay....you can lick around the edges".
;D
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SoulCrusher - Dies of an Aneurysm whilst trying to open an Aquafina
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SoulCrusher - Dies of an Aneurysm whilst trying to open an Aquafina
THREAD
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Calvin H....from a heart attack, when Runningmom finally says, "okay....you can lick around the edges".
;D
HockeyFightFan-dies knowing that shitso has become a mod on GB ;D
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QueenVissy: Secretly logs on to Getbig with Goodrum's account. Sees all the beautiful photoshops and faints and dies in pure bliss after seeing so many men on the internet making photoshops of him.
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HockeyFightFan-dies knowing that shitso has become a mod on GB ;D
Hahahahaha. That would kill a few people.
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HockeyFightFan-dies knowing that shitso has become a mod on GB ;D
Calvin H.....from embarassment, when Getbig finds out he shares his Under Armour Cold Gear with Justin Bieber.
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QueenVissy: Secretly logs on to Getbig with Goodrum's account. Sees all the beautiful photoshops and faints and dies in pure bliss after seeing so many men on the internet making photoshops of him.
:D
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SoulCrusher.....head explodes, after finding out he just had Glory Hole sex through the wall of a bathroom stall with Michelle Obama
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SoulCrusher.....head explodes, after finding out he just had Glory Hole sex through the wall of a bathroom stall with Barack Obama
Fixed
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SoulCrusher.....head explodes, after finding out he just had Glory Hole sex through the wall of a bathroom stall with Michelle Obama
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Lobstah-dies having booty being considered smarter then her.
Pssh, never.
Plus, we all know I plan to die looking like a kebob, skewered across Ronan the Great. DUH.
Ron dropped into a huge vat of orange chicken with his mouth sewn shut.
Probably the funniest thing I've read since Calvin joked about Booty outwitting me.
Go4it complications arising from surgery to remove his left hand from his hip
That hand is a tumor of sass, and sadly it has spread to all of his vital organs.
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I want to die in my sleep like my grand pa and not screaming like the passengers of his car.
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Blinky - beaten to death by a random college chick.
haha just saw this thread ;D
Karl Kox - his cock snapd in half and he bleeds to death while "cracking one off"