How would you wish Get Biggers would die....joke thread!

[El Diablo Blanco]

Tbombz from AIDS.  Sadly this is probably not a joke.

[WalterWhite]

Grant Michaels:  untreated rabies after the wild squirrel he has on his head finally bites him.

 

[RUDE BUOY]

Rude-killed by his wife for getting caught posting on GB again.

its been close on occasion 

[CalvinH]

Grape-thrown off the Green Monster by irate Red Sox fans.

[RUDE BUOY]

Rude Buoy via a machete after attempting to fit in with the local rastas in Jamaica while on vacation.

BUM BA RAZ 

[CalvinH]

Princess L-dying while not being able to delete posts.

[HockeyFightFan]

Grant Michaels:  untreated rabies after the wild squirrel he has on his head finally bites him.

I actually had started on something similar to this......

[Parker]

Parker:  dies shortly after buying a Zenvo ST1.  Not in a car crash but from police brutality after cops pull him over erroneously assuming he stole the vehicle.

hahahaha

[CalvinH]

HockeyFightFan-dies when finding out fighting is banned from hockey.

[galeniko]

shizzo81, after finally stopping the alcohol, dying from liver failure a few days later


alternatively, getting banne here and drinking himself to death as reaction to the ban.

wolfcox, running his mouth in a bar how he can fight(oh brother) and then some 17 year old kid comes along and simply shoots him in the face

dj181, liver failure from orals, or getting caught raping a woman in a nation where its punishable by death, sitting on death row

[Kwon_2]

Wolfcockx - Dies by Masturbating 18 hours straight to pics of muscular Getbiggers and random men in glittery thongs

[HockeyFightFan]

HockeyFightFan-dies when finding out fighting is banned from hockey.

Shut your dirty pirate hooker mouth and go back to Whore Island.....

[CalvinH]

Shut your dirty pirate hooker mouth and go back to Whore Island.....

HockeyFightFan-forced a slow death,tied in a chair while forced to listen to booty and runningmom have what they consider and intellectual conversation

[njflex]

CALVIN mysteriously grows a mullet and it grows so fast and wraps around his thick neck and .....

[njflex]

soul crusher actually does roids and dies cause of it..

[HockeyFightFan]

HockeyFightFan-forced a slow death,tied in a chair while forced to listen to booty and runningmom have what they consider and intellectual conversation

Calvin H....from a heart attack, when Runningmom finally says, "okay....you can lick around the edges".

 

[Kwon_2]

SoulCrusher - Dies of an Aneurysm whilst trying to open an Aquafina

[RUDE BUOY]

SoulCrusher - Dies of an Aneurysm whilst trying to open an Aquafina

THREAD

[CalvinH]

Calvin H....from a heart attack, when Runningmom finally says, "okay....you can lick around the edges".

 

HockeyFightFan-dies knowing that shitso has become a mod on GB

[FitnessFrenzy]

QueenVissy: Secretly logs on to Getbig with Goodrum's account. Sees all the beautiful photoshops and faints and dies in pure bliss after seeing so many men on the internet making photoshops of him.

[Archer77]

HockeyFightFan-dies knowing that shitso has become a mod on GB

Hahahahaha.  That would kill a few people.

[HockeyFightFan]

HockeyFightFan-dies knowing that shitso has become a mod on GB

Calvin H.....from embarassment, when Getbig finds out he shares his Under Armour Cold Gear with Justin Bieber.

[Soul Crusher]

QueenVissy: Secretly logs on to Getbig with Goodrum's account. Sees all the beautiful photoshops and faints and dies in pure bliss after seeing so many men on the internet making photoshops of him.

[HockeyFightFan]

SoulCrusher.....head explodes, after finding out he just had Glory Hole sex through the wall of a bathroom stall with Michelle Obama

[Archer77]

SoulCrusher.....head explodes, after finding out he just had Glory Hole sex through the wall of a bathroom stall with Barack Obama

Fixed