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Title: Guide for guys who are too lazy to go out and hunt their prey
Post by: POB on December 06, 2013, 11:50:52 PM: Fellas, the next time a lady describes her friend using the terms on the left, simply substitute said term with the descriptive adjective (or phrase) on the left.

"Gorgeous" = Beautiful
"Beautiful" = Hot
"Hot" = Cute
"Pretty" = Plain
"Nice Face" = Bad Body
"Adorable" = Chubby
"Cute" = Brutal
"Smart" = Nothing, because this adjective has never been used ever
"Alright" = Train Wreck
"One of the Nicest People I've Ever Met" = Probably disfigured
"Very, Very Cool" = Missing a limb
"Good Personality" = Morbidly obese/drug addict
"Really Funny" = Run. Run like P-Nazi is chasing you
"She's sooo sweet" = Chosen by god to become a nun and should accept her fate
Title: Re: Guide for guys who are too lazy to go out and hunt their prey
Post by: OTHstrong on December 07, 2013, 12:04:39 AM: Quote from: POB on December 06, 2013, 11:50:52 PM
Fellas, the next time a lady describes her friend using the terms on the left, simply substitute said term with the descriptive adjective (or phrase) on the left.

"Gorgeous" = Beautiful
"Beautiful" = Hot
"Hot" = Cute
"Pretty" = Plain
"Nice Face" = Bad Body
"Adorable" = Chubby
"Cute" = Brutal
"Smart" = Nothing, because this adjective has never been used ever
"Alright" = Train Wreck
"One of the Nicest People I've Ever Met" = Probably disfigured
"Very, Very Cool" = Missing a limb
"Good Personality" = Morbidly obese/drug addict
"Really Funny" = Run. Run like P-Nazi is chasing you
"She's sooo sweet" = Chosen by god to become a nun and should accept her fate

100%
Title: Re: Guide for guys who are too lazy to go out and hunt their prey
Post by: Dr.J on December 07, 2013, 01:13:18 AM: Love it...did youget set up on a blind date??
Title: Re: Guide for guys who are too lazy to go out and hunt their prey
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 07, 2013, 01:15:33 AM: I hunt mine on the dollar menu at Mc'Donalds ever single day.
Title: Re: Guide for guys who are too lazy to go out and hunt their prey
Post by: JamesRustles on December 07, 2013, 01:45:58 AM: Quote from: POB on December 06, 2013, 11:50:52 PM
Fellas, the next time a lady describes her friend using the terms on the left, simply substitute said term with the descriptive adjective (or phrase) on the left.

"Gorgeous" = Beautiful
"Beautiful" = Hot
"Hot" = Cute
"Pretty" = Plain
"Nice Face" = Bad Body
"Adorable" = Chubby
"Cute" = Brutal
"Smart" = Nothing, because this adjective has never been used ever
"Alright" = Train Wreck
"One of the Nicest People I've Ever Met" = Probably disfigured
"Very, Very Cool" = Missing a limb
"Good Personality" = Morbidly obese/drug addict
"Really Funny" = Run. Run like P-Nazi is chasing you
"She's sooo sweet" = Chosen by god to become a nun and should accept her fate

Fuckin lost it at the last one LMAO
Title: Re: Guide for guys who are too lazy to go out and hunt their prey
Post by: DroppingPlates on December 07, 2013, 01:57:49 AM: "Cute" = Boring
Title: Re: Guide for guys who are too lazy to go out and hunt their prey
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 07, 2013, 06:14:50 AM: Quote from: DroppingPlates on December 07, 2013, 01:57:49 AM
"Cute" = Boring
X2.
Title: Re: Guide for guys who are too lazy to go out and hunt their prey
Post by: BIG AL MCKECHNIE on December 07, 2013, 06:20:22 AM: Quote from: POB on December 06, 2013, 11:50:52 PM

"Cute" = Brutal
"Alright" = Train Wreck
"One of the Nicest People I've Ever Met" = Probably disfigured
"Very, Very Cool" = Missing a limb

:D :D :D I laughed at Brutal. Not even sure what it means tho. Probably disfigured too :D
Title: Re: Guide for guys who are too lazy to go out and hunt their prey
Post by: hrspwr1 on December 07, 2013, 06:20:52 AM: Little heavy = 250+
Title: Re: Guide for guys who are too lazy to go out and hunt their prey
Post by: Hulkotron on December 07, 2013, 06:31:53 AM: :D
Title: Re: Guide for guys who are too lazy to go out and hunt their prey
Post by: Henda on December 07, 2013, 06:39:49 AM: Curvy = obese cu nt
Title: Re: Guide for guys who are too lazy to go out and hunt their prey
Post by: 240 is Back on December 07, 2013, 08:14:02 AM: LOL!

"One of the Nicest People I've Ever Met" = Probably disfigured
Title: Re: Guide for guys who are too lazy to go out and hunt their prey
Post by: That_Dude on December 07, 2013, 08:24:03 AM: Quote from: bass generator on December 07, 2013, 06:39:49 AM
Curvy = obese cu nt

This is some truth
Title: Re: Guide for guys who are too lazy to go out and hunt their prey
Post by: CalvinH on December 07, 2013, 08:41:30 AM: POB=gay
Title: Re: Guide for guys who are too lazy to go out and hunt their prey
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 07, 2013, 10:35:20 AM: Sluts.
Title: Re: Guide for guys who are too lazy to go out and hunt their prey
Post by: Archer77 on December 07, 2013, 10:37:01 AM: Sometimes a girl will downplay the looks of a girl they are intimidated by.
Title: Re: Guide for guys who are too lazy to go out and hunt their prey
Post by: 38-26-40 on December 07, 2013, 10:41:11 AM: Lmao!!! Thank you
Title: Re: Guide for guys who are too lazy to go out and hunt their prey
Post by: POB on December 07, 2013, 10:53:42 AM: Quote from: CalvinH on December 07, 2013, 08:41:30 AM
POB=gay

Wow,hiiiillllaaarrrriiiiooouuuss ::) Shouldn't you be giving fatmc his mid morning reach around?
Title: Re: Guide for guys who are too lazy to go out and hunt their prey
Post by: DroppingPlates on December 07, 2013, 11:08:17 AM: Quote from: POB on December 07, 2013, 10:53:42 AM
Wow,hiiiillllaaarrrriiiiooouuuss ::) Shouldn't you be giving fatmc his mid morning reach around?

Don't pay attention to him, being selective is a sign of self respect.
Title: Re: Guide for guys who are too lazy to go out and hunt their prey
Post by: Tapeworm on December 07, 2013, 11:26:52 AM: "fit" = anorexic A cup
"fun" = hungover
"exotic" = handlebar moustache
Title: Re: Guide for guys who are too lazy to go out and hunt their prey
Post by: DroppingPlates on December 07, 2013, 11:28:17 AM: Quote from: Tapeworm on December 07, 2013, 11:26:52 AM
"fit" = anorexic A cup
"fun" = hungover
"exotic" = handlebar moustache

;D
Title: Re: Guide for guys who are too lazy to go out and hunt their prey
Post by: The Showstoppa on December 07, 2013, 11:33:12 AM: Outgoing = loud/obnoxious/mouthy

Good to talk to = frigid
Title: Re: Guide for guys who are too lazy to go out and hunt their prey
Post by: Tapeworm on December 07, 2013, 01:03:01 PM: Reserved = Dyke
Shy at first = 3 full drawers of sex toys
Title: Re: Guide for guys who are too lazy to go out and hunt their prey
Post by: andreisdaman on December 07, 2013, 02:42:54 PM: Good Girl = LOOSE
Marriage Material = NOBODY ELSE WANTS HER
Girl Next Door = LOVES TO FUCK RANDOM GUYS IN HER ROOM WHEN HER PARENTS AREN'T HOME

8)
Title: Re: Guide for guys who are too lazy to go out and hunt their prey
Post by: AlphaMaleDawg on December 07, 2013, 03:07:17 PM: One time this chick I was hanging out with wanted me to help set up her friend with one of my friends. I asked for pics of her friend so I can set her up with someone similar and she got offended. dumb bitches
Title: Re: Guide for guys who are too lazy to go out and hunt their prey
Post by: DroppingPlates on December 07, 2013, 03:14:12 PM: "Baboon with 'standards'" = ANDREISDABABOON
Title: Re: Guide for guys who are too lazy to go out and hunt their prey
Post by: POB on December 07, 2013, 03:16:56 PM: Quote from: Tapeworm on December 07, 2013, 11:26:52 AM
"fit" = anorexic A cup
"fun" = hungover
"exotic" = handlebar moustache

Lol, good ones I'll add another

"Athletic"= fat
Title: Re: Guide for guys who are too lazy to go out and hunt their prey
Post by: TEH boob on December 07, 2013, 06:55:56 PM: Quote from: AlphaMaleDawg on December 07, 2013, 03:07:17 PM
One time this chick I was hanging out with wanted me to help set up her friend with one of my friends. I asked for pics of her friend so I can set her up with someone similar and she got offended. dumb bitches

Lol you were being practical, makes sense.

Her friend wasnt cute, I'm assuming?
Title: Re: Guide for guys who are too lazy to go out and hunt their prey
Post by: Parker on December 07, 2013, 06:57:54 PM: Quote from: POB on December 07, 2013, 03:16:56 PM
Lol, good ones I'll add another

"Athletic"= fat
That probably applies more to men than women.
Title: Re: Guide for guys who are too lazy to go out and hunt their prey
Post by: Hulkotron on December 07, 2013, 08:40:00 PM: Quote from: Parker on December 07, 2013, 06:57:54 PM
That probably applies more to men than women.

"Husky"

Great every-day physique, easy to maintain without a ton of gear
Title: Re: Guide for guys who are too lazy to go out and hunt their prey
Post by: bigmc on December 08, 2013, 12:35:42 AM: life and soul of the party = on the verge of suicide
Title: Re: Guide for guys who are too lazy to go out and hunt their prey
Post by: AlphaMaleDawg on December 08, 2013, 08:25:08 AM: Quote from: TEH boob on December 07, 2013, 06:55:56 PM
Lol you were being practical, makes sense.

Her friend wasnt cute, I'm assuming?

Nope, after she finally showed me the pics of her friend, she was wack. What a surprise
Title: Re: Guide for guys who are too lazy to go out and hunt their prey
Post by: Van_Bilderass on December 08, 2013, 08:45:08 AM: "Smoking!" =cigarettes