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Guide for guys who are too lazy to go out and hunt their prey
« on: December 06, 2013, 11:50:52 PM »
Fellas, the next time a lady describes her friend using the terms on the left, simply substitute said term with the descriptive adjective (or phrase) on the left.

"Gorgeous" = Beautiful
"Beautiful" = Hot
"Hot" = Cute
"Pretty" = Plain
"Nice Face" = Bad Body
"Adorable" = Chubby
"Cute" = Brutal
"Smart" = Nothing, because this adjective has never been used ever
"Alright" = Train Wreck
"One of the Nicest People I've Ever Met" = Probably disfigured
"Very, Very Cool" = Missing a limb
"Good Personality" = Morbidly obese/drug addict
"Really Funny" = Run.  Run like P-Nazi is chasing you
"She's sooo sweet" = Chosen by god to become a nun and should accept her fate

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Re: Guide for guys who are too lazy to go out and hunt their prey
« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2013, 12:04:39 AM »
Quote from: POB on December 06, 2013, 11:50:52 PM
Fellas, the next time a lady describes her friend using the terms on the left, simply substitute said term with the descriptive adjective (or phrase) on the left.

"Gorgeous" = Beautiful
"Beautiful" = Hot
"Hot" = Cute
"Pretty" = Plain
"Nice Face" = Bad Body
"Adorable" = Chubby
"Cute" = Brutal
"Smart" = Nothing, because this adjective has never been used ever
"Alright" = Train Wreck
"One of the Nicest People I've Ever Met" = Probably disfigured
"Very, Very Cool" = Missing a limb
"Good Personality" = Morbidly obese/drug addict
"Really Funny" = Run.  Run like P-Nazi is chasing you
"She's sooo sweet" = Chosen by god to become a nun and should accept her fate


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Re: Guide for guys who are too lazy to go out and hunt their prey
« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2013, 01:13:18 AM »
Love it...did youget set up on a blind date??
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Re: Guide for guys who are too lazy to go out and hunt their prey
« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2013, 01:15:33 AM »
I hunt mine on the dollar menu at Mc'Donalds ever single day.
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Re: Guide for guys who are too lazy to go out and hunt their prey
« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2013, 01:45:58 AM »
Quote from: POB on December 06, 2013, 11:50:52 PM
Fellas, the next time a lady describes her friend using the terms on the left, simply substitute said term with the descriptive adjective (or phrase) on the left.

"Gorgeous" = Beautiful
"Beautiful" = Hot
"Hot" = Cute
"Pretty" = Plain
"Nice Face" = Bad Body
"Adorable" = Chubby
"Cute" = Brutal
"Smart" = Nothing, because this adjective has never been used ever
"Alright" = Train Wreck
"One of the Nicest People I've Ever Met" = Probably disfigured
"Very, Very Cool" = Missing a limb
"Good Personality" = Morbidly obese/drug addict
"Really Funny" = Run.  Run like P-Nazi is chasing you
"She's sooo sweet" = Chosen by god to become a nun and should accept her fate



Fuckin lost it at the last one LMAO
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Re: Guide for guys who are too lazy to go out and hunt their prey
« Reply #5 on: December 07, 2013, 01:57:49 AM »
"Cute" = Boring
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Re: Guide for guys who are too lazy to go out and hunt their prey
« Reply #6 on: December 07, 2013, 06:14:50 AM »
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Re: Guide for guys who are too lazy to go out and hunt their prey
« Reply #7 on: December 07, 2013, 06:20:22 AM »
Quote from: POB on December 06, 2013, 11:50:52 PM

"Cute" = Brutal
"Alright" = Train Wreck
"One of the Nicest People I've Ever Met" = Probably disfigured
"Very, Very Cool" = Missing a limb


 :D :D :D    I laughed at Brutal.  Not even sure what it means tho.     Probably disfigured too  :D
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Re: Guide for guys who are too lazy to go out and hunt their prey
« Reply #8 on: December 07, 2013, 06:20:52 AM »
Little heavy = 250+
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Re: Guide for guys who are too lazy to go out and hunt their prey
« Reply #9 on: December 07, 2013, 06:31:53 AM »
 :D
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Re: Guide for guys who are too lazy to go out and hunt their prey
« Reply #10 on: December 07, 2013, 06:39:49 AM »
Curvy = obese cu nt
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Re: Guide for guys who are too lazy to go out and hunt their prey
« Reply #11 on: December 07, 2013, 08:14:02 AM »
LOL!

"One of the Nicest People I've Ever Met" = Probably disfigured
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Re: Guide for guys who are too lazy to go out and hunt their prey
« Reply #12 on: December 07, 2013, 08:24:03 AM »
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Re: Guide for guys who are too lazy to go out and hunt their prey
« Reply #13 on: December 07, 2013, 08:41:30 AM »
POB=gay
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Re: Guide for guys who are too lazy to go out and hunt their prey
« Reply #14 on: December 07, 2013, 10:35:20 AM »
Sluts.
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Re: Guide for guys who are too lazy to go out and hunt their prey
« Reply #15 on: December 07, 2013, 10:37:01 AM »
Sometimes a girl will downplay the looks of a girl they are intimidated by.   
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Re: Guide for guys who are too lazy to go out and hunt their prey
« Reply #16 on: December 07, 2013, 10:41:11 AM »
Lmao!!! Thank you
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Re: Guide for guys who are too lazy to go out and hunt their prey
« Reply #17 on: December 07, 2013, 10:53:42 AM »
Quote from: CalvinH on December 07, 2013, 08:41:30 AM
POB=gay

Wow,hiiiillllaaarrrriiiiooouuuss ::) Shouldn't you be giving fatmc his mid morning reach around?
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Re: Guide for guys who are too lazy to go out and hunt their prey
« Reply #18 on: December 07, 2013, 11:08:17 AM »
Quote from: POB on December 07, 2013, 10:53:42 AM
Wow,hiiiillllaaarrrriiiiooouuuss ::) Shouldn't you be giving fatmc his mid morning reach around?

Don't pay attention to him, being selective is a sign of self respect.
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Re: Guide for guys who are too lazy to go out and hunt their prey
« Reply #19 on: December 07, 2013, 11:26:52 AM »
"fit" = anorexic A cup
"fun" = hungover
"exotic" = handlebar moustache
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Re: Guide for guys who are too lazy to go out and hunt their prey
« Reply #20 on: December 07, 2013, 11:28:17 AM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on December 07, 2013, 11:26:52 AM
"fit" = anorexic A cup
"fun" = hungover
"exotic" = handlebar moustache


 ;D
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Re: Guide for guys who are too lazy to go out and hunt their prey
« Reply #21 on: December 07, 2013, 11:33:12 AM »
Outgoing = loud/obnoxious/mouthy

Good to talk to = frigid


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Re: Guide for guys who are too lazy to go out and hunt their prey
« Reply #22 on: December 07, 2013, 01:03:01 PM »
Reserved = Dyke
Shy at first = 3 full drawers of sex toys
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Re: Guide for guys who are too lazy to go out and hunt their prey
« Reply #23 on: December 07, 2013, 02:42:54 PM »
Good Girl = LOOSE
Marriage Material = NOBODY ELSE WANTS HER
Girl Next Door = LOVES TO FUCK RANDOM GUYS IN HER ROOM WHEN HER PARENTS AREN'T HOME

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Re: Guide for guys who are too lazy to go out and hunt their prey
« Reply #24 on: December 07, 2013, 03:07:17 PM »
One time this chick I was hanging out with wanted me to help set up her friend with one of my friends. I asked for pics of her friend so I can set her up with someone similar and she got offended. dumb bitches
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