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Title: Ice Cream has turned to shit
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on December 18, 2013, 06:44:33 AM
I'm not sure what it is, but Ice Cream just isn't Ice Cream anymore.  Most of it is not thick and creamy, just seems like air and ice crystals.  The flavor sucks and it's not satisfying.  Most don't even say ice cream on it.  They call it frozen desserts.  I blame the gays and jews for this  ;D
Title: Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
Post by: The Italian Lifter on December 18, 2013, 06:47:12 AM
I'm not sure what it is, but Ice Cream just isn't Ice Cream anymore.  Most of it is not thick and creamy, just seems like air and ice crystals.  The flavor sucks and it's not satisfying.  Most don't even say ice cream on it.  They call it frozen desserts.  I blame the gays and jews for this  ;D

you seem to be quite upset mate
Title: Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
Post by: MORTALCOIL on December 18, 2013, 06:47:25 AM
I'm not sure what it is, but Ice Cream just isn't Ice Cream anymore.  Most of it is not thick and creamy, just seems like air and ice crystals.  The flavor sucks and it's not satisfying.  Most don't even say ice cream on it.  They call it frozen desserts.  I blame the gays and jews for this  ;D

If you have a spare "No Homo" in your bag, it's now or never to use it.
Title: Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on December 18, 2013, 06:49:00 AM
I'm not sure what it is, but Ice Cream just isn't Ice Cream anymore.  Most of it is not thick and creamy, just seems like air and ice crystals.  The flavor sucks and it's not satisfying.  Most don't even say ice cream on it.  They call it frozen desserts.  I blame the gays and jews for this  ;D


Its easy to make your own ice cream.....try it sometime... ::)
Title: Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 18, 2013, 06:51:16 AM

Its easy to make your own ice cream.....try it sometime... ::)
Yes those old ice cream buckets you turn by hand I'm sure you have done that Vince being in western NC.
Title: Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on December 18, 2013, 06:57:46 AM
Yes those old ice cream buckets you turn by hand I'm sure you have done that Vince being in western NC.

Sure...but you can buy an electric one.

http://www.target.com/p/sunbeam-electric-4qt-wooden-ice-cream-maker-black/-/A-14024609?ref=tgt_adv_XSG10001&AFID=Google_PLA_df&LNM=|14024609&CPNG=Appliances&kpid=14024609&LID=PA&ci_src=17588969&ci_sku=14024609&gclid=CKCF0vuDursCFTEV7Aodj0MAcQ
Title: Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 18, 2013, 07:00:28 AM
Sure...but you can buy an electric one.

http://www.target.com/p/sunbeam-electric-4qt-wooden-ice-cream-maker-black/-/A-14024609?ref=tgt_adv_XSG10001&AFID=Google_PLA_df&LNM=|14024609&CPNG=Appliances&kpid=14024609&LID=PA&ci_src=17588969&ci_sku=14024609&gclid=CKCF0vuDursCFTEV7Aodj0MAcQ
Thing is I forgot how to make it milk and sugar for sure.
Title: Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
Post by: booty on December 18, 2013, 07:02:21 AM
I love New Zealand icecream. 
Title: Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
Post by: Tito24 on December 18, 2013, 07:06:43 AM
gayer than an icecream thread on a bbing forum.
Title: Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on December 18, 2013, 07:13:42 AM
Get the good stuff....haagen dasz, ben & jerrys, etc.

Get something that's $3-4 a pint, and not just the cheapest stuff you can find
Title: Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 18, 2013, 07:29:59 AM
I love New Zealand icecream. 
Whats the difference?
Title: Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
Post by: The Showstoppa on December 18, 2013, 07:37:12 AM
Whats the difference?

I think that "New Zealand icecream" is code for spooge. 
Title: Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
Post by: syntaxmachine on December 18, 2013, 07:39:13 AM
Syrian ice cream is prepared by stirring it for hours on end, which, combined with Mastic, creates an almost gummy blob. Typically, servings are rolled in crushed or chopped pistachios, creating a light layer of crunchiness between your teeth and the taffy goodness of the ice cream.

It is quite delicious and recommended to the gastronome of all things sweet and the average ice cream lover alike.

/True Adonis Mode
Title: Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on December 18, 2013, 09:30:50 AM
gayer than an icecream thread on a bbing forum.

Lols
Title: Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 18, 2013, 09:32:23 AM
I think that "New Zealand icecream" is code for spooge. 
ha ha could be.
Title: Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on December 18, 2013, 09:33:19 AM
Syrian ice cream is prepared by stirring it for hours on end, which, combined with Mastic, creates an almost gummy blob. Typically, servings are rolled in crushed or chopped pistachios, creating a light layer of crunchiness between your teeth and the taffy goodness of the ice cream.

It is quite delicious and recommended to the gastronome of all things sweet and the average ice cream lover alike.

/True Adonis Mode

The mastic is there to ensure it doesn't melt all over your hands.  With the extreme heat at times in Syria, normal ice cream would melt before you left the front door of the shop.
Title: Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
Post by: J. Richards on December 18, 2013, 09:41:54 AM
Open the wallet.....  drive to Cold Stone .....
Title: Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on December 18, 2013, 09:51:55 AM
Syrian ice cream is prepared by stirring it for hours on end, which, combined with Mastic, creates an almost gummy blob. Typically, servings are rolled in crushed or chopped pistachios, creating a light layer of crunchiness between your teeth and the taffy goodness of the ice cream.

It is quite delicious and recommended to the gastronome of all things sweet and the average ice cream lover alike.

/True Adonis Mode

Would love to share one of these ice cream cones with you sometime bro
Title: Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
Post by: the trainer on December 18, 2013, 11:40:47 AM
I'm not sure what it is, but Ice Cream just isn't Ice Cream anymore.  Most of it is not thick and creamy, just seems like air and ice crystals.  The flavor sucks and it's not satisfying.  Most don't even say ice cream on it.  They call it frozen desserts.  I blame the gays and jews for this  ;D

You should try haagen daz ice cream that shit is so good.
Title: Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
Post by: temple_of_dis on December 18, 2013, 11:49:54 AM
I'm not sure what it is, but Ice Cream just isn't Ice Cream anymore.  Most of it is not thick and creamy, just seems like air and ice crystals.  The flavor sucks and it's not satisfying.  Most don't even say ice cream on it.  They call it frozen desserts.  I blame the gays and jews for this  ;D

not sure what your post says, I got distracted by your avatarra
Title: Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on December 18, 2013, 11:50:53 AM
You should try haagen daz ice cream that shit is so good.

Even Haagen Daz seems to have changed. 
Title: Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on December 18, 2013, 11:56:45 AM
Since Warren Buffet has had his hands in Dairy Queen ice cream, many people have noticed more pronounced  inflammation after eating any ice cream from DQ. Sinus's get real bad and many women complain of yeast build up...Some CT sites go even further and say WBuffet along with Bill Gates are part of the population control agenda and are using their money for things that get people sick and cause birth defects etc.
Title: Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
Post by: The True Adonis on December 18, 2013, 12:00:03 PM
I'm not sure what it is, but Ice Cream just isn't Ice Cream anymore.  Most of it is not thick and creamy, just seems like air and ice crystals.  The flavor sucks and it's not satisfying.  Most don't even say ice cream on it.  They call it frozen desserts.  I blame the gays and jews for this  ;D
Its because you are too dumb to realize a good brand to buy, that's all.  Plenty of good Ice Cream out there. 
Title: Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
Post by: syntaxmachine on December 18, 2013, 12:10:34 PM
Would love to share one of these ice cream cones with you sometime bro

We can swirl our tongues all over our cones while you show me that glute injection position.
Title: Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on December 18, 2013, 12:31:57 PM
Its because you are too dumb to realize a good brand to buy, that's all.  Plenty of good Ice Cream out there. 

Name on fucktard.  One that is available on the west coast, not some shit shop in the boonies where you live.
Title: Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
Post by: The True Adonis on December 18, 2013, 12:35:26 PM
Name on fucktard.  One that is available on the west coast, not some shit shop in the boonies where you live.
Ben & Jerry`s has an overrun of only around 22 percent.  Most will not come close to that.
Title: Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
Post by: Hulkotron on December 18, 2013, 01:05:24 PM
gayer than an icecream thread on a bbing forum.

It's unfortunate that the bb-related rule is not strictly enforced.
Title: Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on December 18, 2013, 01:07:00 PM
It's unfortunate that the bb-related rule is not strictly enforced.

Fucking retard.  Ice Cream is as bodybuilding related as HGH and Tren.  Just read the GH15 Chronicles.  Ice Cream and Insulin pair together perfectly.  Think before you speak.
Title: Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
Post by: Gonuclear on December 18, 2013, 02:24:44 PM
I'm not sure what it is, but Ice Cream just isn't Ice Cream anymore.  Most of it is not thick and creamy, just seems like air and ice crystals.  The flavor sucks and it's not satisfying.  Most don't even say ice cream on it.  They call it frozen desserts.  I blame the gays and jews for this  ;D

What. A. Fool. You. Are.

I blame your momma for that.  Or was your Dad the feeble minded one?
Title: Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
Post by: 38-26-40 on December 18, 2013, 03:12:32 PM
Best ice cream is in Argentina!
Title: Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
Post by: hazbin on December 18, 2013, 03:16:00 PM
my dad use to say

'you're so rotten everything you eat turns to shit!!'
Title: Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
Post by: Primemuscle on December 18, 2013, 04:33:25 PM
I'm not sure what it is, but Ice Cream just isn't Ice Cream anymore.  Most of it is not thick and creamy, just seems like air and ice crystals.  The flavor sucks and it's not satisfying.  Most don't even say ice cream on it.  They call it frozen desserts.  I blame the gays and jews for this  ;D

Natural Vanilla
America's favorite Vanilla ice cream, made with five simple ingredients including fresh cream, rich milk, fine sugar and real vanilla bean specks. Breyers® Natural Vanilla - inspire your own masterpiece. Perfect Pairings: Enjoy with apple pie, fruit crisps and cobblers, or just on the end of a spoon.

Title: Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 18, 2013, 04:35:55 PM
Natural Vanilla
America's favorite Vanilla ice cream, made with five simple ingredients including fresh cream, rich milk, fine sugar and real vanilla bean specks. Breyers® Natural Vanilla - inspire your own masterpiece. Perfect Pairings: Enjoy with apple pie, fruit crisps and cobblers, or just on the end of a spoon.


I will have to agree.
Title: Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
Post by: Primemuscle on December 18, 2013, 04:46:16 PM
cream, skim milk, sugar, egg yolks, vanilla extract

Title: Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
Post by: BikiniSlut on December 18, 2013, 04:54:33 PM
I'm not sure what it is, but Ice Cream just isn't Ice Cream anymore.  Most of it is not thick and creamy, just seems like air and ice crystals.  The flavor sucks and it's not satisfying.  Most don't even say ice cream on it.  They call it frozen desserts.  I blame the gays and jews for this  ;D

I think I see your problem................. .... :-\


Just go buy some fucking ice cream. It's as good as it ever was.
Title: Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
Post by: The True Adonis on December 18, 2013, 05:09:08 PM
Natural Vanilla
America's favorite Vanilla ice cream, made with five simple ingredients including fresh cream, rich milk, fine sugar and real vanilla bean specks. Breyers® Natural Vanilla - inspire your own masterpiece. Perfect Pairings: Enjoy with apple pie, fruit crisps and cobblers, or just on the end of a spoon.


Breyers is complete shit with ultra high overrun, nearing around 94 percent.  Its fucking pathetic actually.
Title: Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
Post by: Hypertrophy on December 18, 2013, 05:18:52 PM
BodyBuilding related
Title: Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
Post by: 38-26-40 on December 18, 2013, 05:26:48 PM
BodyBuilding related

Wow!!
Title: Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
Post by: tommywishbone on December 18, 2013, 05:30:53 PM
 :)
Title: Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
Post by: Hurricane Beef ! on December 18, 2013, 08:01:59 PM
Open the wallet.....  drive to Cold Stone .....

Yes, that is the shit!!!!

THE BEEF
Title: Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
Post by: TEH boob on December 18, 2013, 08:09:16 PM
Syrian ice cream is prepared by stirring it for hours on end, which, combined with Mastic, creates an almost gummy blob. Typically, servings are rolled in crushed or chopped pistachios, creating a light layer of crunchiness between your teeth and the taffy goodness of the ice cream.

It is quite delicious and recommended to the gastronome of all things sweet and the average ice cream lover alike.

/True Adonis Mode

Mastic? Like the Greek mastic that only grows in Greece? Or gum Arabic or Arabic gum (there's a difference)?
Title: Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
Post by: Gonuclear on December 18, 2013, 10:37:29 PM
Since Warren Buffet has had his hands in Dairy Queen ice cream, many people have noticed more pronounced  inflammation after eating any ice cream from DQ. Sinus's get real bad and many women complain of yeast build up...Some CT sites go even further and say WBuffet along with Bill Gates are part of the population control agenda and are using their money for things that get people sick and cause birth defects etc.


Yeah, right, sure. 

Yawn.
Title: Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
Post by: syntaxmachine on December 18, 2013, 11:53:47 PM
Mastic? Like the Greek mastic that only grows in Greece? Or gum Arabic or Arabic gum (there's a difference)?

Which would you guess the Syrians use?
Title: Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 18, 2013, 11:57:26 PM
I beat the piss out of a McDonalds ice cream cone today.
Title: Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
Post by: Novena on December 19, 2013, 01:18:46 AM
I'm not sure what it is, but Ice Cream just isn't Ice Cream anymore.  Most of it is not thick and creamy, just seems like air and ice crystals.  The flavor sucks and it's not satisfying.  Most don't even say ice cream on it.  They call it frozen desserts.  I blame the gays and jews for this  ;D

Two cups of sweetened condensed milk, two cups regular milk. Heat over a low flame. Mix in cocoa powder with a little vanilla like you are making hot chocolate.  Put in an ice cream freezer.

Ice cream.
Title: Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
Post by: 240 is Back on December 19, 2013, 01:21:38 AM
Open the wallet.....  drive to Cold Stone .....

I had that coldstone large coffee thing once.   a bunch of coffee beans and other things smashed up in ice cream.

dude, like 25 minutes later... i'm dirving home... start sweating like crazy as all the caffeine hits me.  I've tried ECA, and it was nothing compared to this rush.  I have no idea the caff content, but it was high.
Title: Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
Post by: Papper on December 19, 2013, 01:31:45 AM
Generation icecream

 ::)
Title: Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on December 19, 2013, 04:26:22 AM
We can swirl our tongues all over our cones while you show me that glute injection position.

Very gay post yet not so gay that I won't consider the offer at hand.
Title: Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
Post by: Mr Anabolic on December 19, 2013, 05:05:17 AM
I'm not sure what it is, but Ice Cream just isn't Ice Cream anymore.  Most of it is not thick and creamy, just seems like air and ice crystals.  The flavor sucks and it's not satisfying.  Most don't even say ice cream on it.  They call it frozen desserts.  I blame the gays and jews for this  ;D

That's because you're eating the cheap crap with tons of air in it.  Why do you think ice cream is sold my volume and not weight?  They are selling you AIR.  It's called "over-run"... google it.

Hagen-Daaz is still one of the best.   Go for the high fat/high premium ice creams, not crummy store brands. 
Title: Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
Post by: Primemuscle on December 19, 2013, 12:23:58 PM
Two cups of sweetened condensed milk, two cups regular milk. Heat over a low flame. Mix in cocoa powder with a little vanilla like you are making hot chocolate.  Put in an ice cream freezer.

Ice cream.

Except when you don't like chocolate ice cream, like me. I prefer vanilla ice cream which is made with cream, milk, sugar, egg yokes, vanilla and a pinch of salt. Cook the milk, cream, sugar, egg yokes and salt over low heat until you have a custard. Stir in the vanilla. Put mixture in ice cream maker and finish in the freezer for a hour or so and you are good to go. Cut up fresh peaches are a great addition to this recipe.

When I was a kid, my cousins and I hand churned the ice cream made fresh from their cow's milk on their dairy farm. Nothing can beat that.
Title: Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
Post by: Wiggs on December 19, 2013, 01:33:28 PM
:)

Dumb broad doesn't realize her ice cream is melting. Would not hit.
Title: Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
Post by: TEH boob on December 19, 2013, 01:45:26 PM
Which would you guess the Syrians use?

According to Wikipedia, gum Arabic (from the acacia tree) is used by Arab populations to make a gelato like dessert. Wiki also says that mastic (from the Greek mastic tree, mastic is also called Arabic gum) is used to make ice creams in Lebanon.

I don't know what gum Arabic from the acacia tree tastes like, but mastic tastes like pine trees
Title: Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
Post by: Wiggs on December 19, 2013, 01:50:00 PM
Nothing beats homemade vanilla ice cream. It's on another level. As far as store brought stuff. I'd go Hagen Das, Ben and Jerry's if I want some wild stuff. I like Thrifty's ice cream. They've been putting it in gas stations.
Title: Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
Post by: syntaxmachine on December 19, 2013, 02:14:39 PM
According to Wikipedia, gum Arabic (from the acacia tree) is used by Arab populations to make a gelato like dessert. Wiki also says that mastic (from the Greek mastic tree, mastic is also called Arabic gum) is used to make ice creams in Lebanon.

I don't know what gum Arabic from the acacia tree tastes like, but mastic tastes like pine trees

The Arabs generally use...gum Arabic. I'm not sure which I had, though. Perhaps it varies depending upon location and availability.
Title: Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 19, 2013, 02:37:13 PM
How about I don't give a piss.
Title: Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
Post by: Marty Champions on December 19, 2013, 05:19:41 PM
I had that coldstone large coffee thing once.   a bunch of coffee beans and other things smashed up in ice cream.

dude, like 25 minutes later... i'm dirving home... start sweating like crazy as all the caffeine hits me.  I've tried ECA, and it was nothing compared to this rush.  I have no idea the caff content, but it was high.
what is it that causes some of us to be hyper sensitive to caffiene. i cant handle it
Title: Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 19, 2013, 05:24:37 PM
what is it that causes some of us to be hyper sensitive to caffiene. i cant handle it
Not sure on that one I can drink it all day, got a friend if he takes one caffiene drink he is up all night.

 
Title: Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
Post by: galeniko on December 19, 2013, 05:42:17 PM
buy 1lbs package of tom and jery caramelo shocker and then put some oreos and mars bars into that.


if we gonna eat  like a fattie, lets top them
Title: Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
Post by: BikiniSlut on December 19, 2013, 08:24:10 PM
I love dairy queen ice cream. It's actually "ice milk" but I still find it really delicious.
Title: Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
Post by: cephissus on December 19, 2013, 08:31:35 PM
Tillamook and talenti (gelato) are good
Title: Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
Post by: youandme on December 19, 2013, 08:42:02 PM
Since Warren Buffet has had his hands in Dairy Queen ice cream, many people have noticed more pronounced  inflammation after eating any ice cream from DQ. Sinus's get real bad and many women complain of yeast build up...Some CT sites go even further and say WBuffet along with Bill Gates are part of the population control agenda and are using their money for things that get people sick and cause birth defects etc.

lmao, I read all of that.

Hagen Daz (sp) basic ingredients: milk, sugar, cream....

Blue bell and other have corn syrup and other stuff in even the vanilla ice cream, makes no sense.

I can't stand the other stuff either
Title: Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on December 19, 2013, 08:43:11 PM
buy 1lbs package of tom and jery caramelo shocker and then put some oreos and mars bars into that.


if we gonna eat  like a fattie, lets top them

Tom and Jerry's  ;D
Title: Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
Post by: Primemuscle on December 20, 2013, 05:49:32 PM
what is it that causes some of us to be hyper sensitive to caffiene. i cant handle it

Caffeine on top of all those carbs you eat messes with your natural energy levels.