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Ice Cream has turned to shit
« on: December 18, 2013, 06:44:33 AM »
I'm not sure what it is, but Ice Cream just isn't Ice Cream anymore.  Most of it is not thick and creamy, just seems like air and ice crystals.  The flavor sucks and it's not satisfying.  Most don't even say ice cream on it.  They call it frozen desserts.  I blame the gays and jews for this  ;D

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Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
« Reply #1 on: December 18, 2013, 06:47:12 AM »
I'm not sure what it is, but Ice Cream just isn't Ice Cream anymore.  Most of it is not thick and creamy, just seems like air and ice crystals.  The flavor sucks and it's not satisfying.  Most don't even say ice cream on it.  They call it frozen desserts.  I blame the gays and jews for this  ;D

you seem to be quite upset mate
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Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
« Reply #2 on: December 18, 2013, 06:47:25 AM »
I'm not sure what it is, but Ice Cream just isn't Ice Cream anymore.  Most of it is not thick and creamy, just seems like air and ice crystals.  The flavor sucks and it's not satisfying.  Most don't even say ice cream on it.  They call it frozen desserts.  I blame the gays and jews for this  ;D

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Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2013, 06:49:00 AM »
I'm not sure what it is, but Ice Cream just isn't Ice Cream anymore.  Most of it is not thick and creamy, just seems like air and ice crystals.  The flavor sucks and it's not satisfying.  Most don't even say ice cream on it.  They call it frozen desserts.  I blame the gays and jews for this  ;D


Its easy to make your own ice cream.....try it sometime... ::)
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Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2013, 06:51:16 AM »

Its easy to make your own ice cream.....try it sometime... ::)
Yes those old ice cream buckets you turn by hand I'm sure you have done that Vince being in western NC.

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Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2013, 06:57:46 AM »
Yes those old ice cream buckets you turn by hand I'm sure you have done that Vince being in western NC.

Sure...but you can buy an electric one.

http://www.target.com/p/sunbeam-electric-4qt-wooden-ice-cream-maker-black/-/A-14024609?ref=tgt_adv_XSG10001&AFID=Google_PLA_df&LNM=|14024609&CPNG=Appliances&kpid=14024609&LID=PA&ci_src=17588969&ci_sku=14024609&gclid=CKCF0vuDursCFTEV7Aodj0MAcQ
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Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
« Reply #6 on: December 18, 2013, 07:00:28 AM »
Sure...but you can buy an electric one.

http://www.target.com/p/sunbeam-electric-4qt-wooden-ice-cream-maker-black/-/A-14024609?ref=tgt_adv_XSG10001&AFID=Google_PLA_df&LNM=|14024609&CPNG=Appliances&kpid=14024609&LID=PA&ci_src=17588969&ci_sku=14024609&gclid=CKCF0vuDursCFTEV7Aodj0MAcQ
Thing is I forgot how to make it milk and sugar for sure.

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Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
« Reply #7 on: December 18, 2013, 07:02:21 AM »
I love New Zealand icecream. 

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Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
« Reply #8 on: December 18, 2013, 07:06:43 AM »
gayer than an icecream thread on a bbing forum.

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Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
« Reply #9 on: December 18, 2013, 07:13:42 AM »
Get the good stuff....haagen dasz, ben & jerrys, etc.

Get something that's $3-4 a pint, and not just the cheapest stuff you can find

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Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
« Reply #10 on: December 18, 2013, 07:29:59 AM »
I love New Zealand icecream. 
Whats the difference?

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Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
« Reply #11 on: December 18, 2013, 07:37:12 AM »
Whats the difference?

I think that "New Zealand icecream" is code for spooge. 

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Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
« Reply #12 on: December 18, 2013, 07:39:13 AM »
Syrian ice cream is prepared by stirring it for hours on end, which, combined with Mastic, creates an almost gummy blob. Typically, servings are rolled in crushed or chopped pistachios, creating a light layer of crunchiness between your teeth and the taffy goodness of the ice cream.

It is quite delicious and recommended to the gastronome of all things sweet and the average ice cream lover alike.

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Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
« Reply #13 on: December 18, 2013, 09:30:50 AM »
gayer than an icecream thread on a bbing forum.

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Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
« Reply #14 on: December 18, 2013, 09:32:23 AM »
I think that "New Zealand icecream" is code for spooge. 
ha ha could be.

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Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
« Reply #15 on: December 18, 2013, 09:33:19 AM »
Syrian ice cream is prepared by stirring it for hours on end, which, combined with Mastic, creates an almost gummy blob. Typically, servings are rolled in crushed or chopped pistachios, creating a light layer of crunchiness between your teeth and the taffy goodness of the ice cream.

It is quite delicious and recommended to the gastronome of all things sweet and the average ice cream lover alike.

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The mastic is there to ensure it doesn't melt all over your hands.  With the extreme heat at times in Syria, normal ice cream would melt before you left the front door of the shop.

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Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
« Reply #16 on: December 18, 2013, 09:41:54 AM »
Open the wallet.....  drive to Cold Stone .....

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Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
« Reply #17 on: December 18, 2013, 09:51:55 AM »
Syrian ice cream is prepared by stirring it for hours on end, which, combined with Mastic, creates an almost gummy blob. Typically, servings are rolled in crushed or chopped pistachios, creating a light layer of crunchiness between your teeth and the taffy goodness of the ice cream.

It is quite delicious and recommended to the gastronome of all things sweet and the average ice cream lover alike.

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Would love to share one of these ice cream cones with you sometime bro

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Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
« Reply #18 on: December 18, 2013, 11:40:47 AM »
I'm not sure what it is, but Ice Cream just isn't Ice Cream anymore.  Most of it is not thick and creamy, just seems like air and ice crystals.  The flavor sucks and it's not satisfying.  Most don't even say ice cream on it.  They call it frozen desserts.  I blame the gays and jews for this  ;D

You should try haagen daz ice cream that shit is so good.

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Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
« Reply #19 on: December 18, 2013, 11:49:54 AM »
I'm not sure what it is, but Ice Cream just isn't Ice Cream anymore.  Most of it is not thick and creamy, just seems like air and ice crystals.  The flavor sucks and it's not satisfying.  Most don't even say ice cream on it.  They call it frozen desserts.  I blame the gays and jews for this  ;D

not sure what your post says, I got distracted by your avatarra

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Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
« Reply #20 on: December 18, 2013, 11:50:53 AM »
You should try haagen daz ice cream that shit is so good.

Even Haagen Daz seems to have changed. 

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Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
« Reply #21 on: December 18, 2013, 11:56:45 AM »
Since Warren Buffet has had his hands in Dairy Queen ice cream, many people have noticed more pronounced  inflammation after eating any ice cream from DQ. Sinus's get real bad and many women complain of yeast build up...Some CT sites go even further and say WBuffet along with Bill Gates are part of the population control agenda and are using their money for things that get people sick and cause birth defects etc.

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Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
« Reply #22 on: December 18, 2013, 12:00:03 PM »
I'm not sure what it is, but Ice Cream just isn't Ice Cream anymore.  Most of it is not thick and creamy, just seems like air and ice crystals.  The flavor sucks and it's not satisfying.  Most don't even say ice cream on it.  They call it frozen desserts.  I blame the gays and jews for this  ;D
Its because you are too dumb to realize a good brand to buy, that's all.  Plenty of good Ice Cream out there. 

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Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
« Reply #23 on: December 18, 2013, 12:10:34 PM »
Would love to share one of these ice cream cones with you sometime bro

We can swirl our tongues all over our cones while you show me that glute injection position.

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Re: Ice Cream has turned to shit
« Reply #24 on: December 18, 2013, 12:31:57 PM »
Its because you are too dumb to realize a good brand to buy, that's all.  Plenty of good Ice Cream out there. 

Name on fucktard.  One that is available on the west coast, not some shit shop in the boonies where you live.