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I have a serious issue. I live on the second floor of a typical former communist Romania apartment block. Let's just say that they are not exactly insulated from a phonic point of view. I have a really hard time here because these folks are like monkeys, they make a lot of noise and their life revolves around the "block". The actual name for such a building in romanian is "bloc".
Anyway .. right above me there's this family. The male is this awkward 5'7" twink with glasses who basically transformed his apartment into a wood shop. So he makes almost constant noise. All my attempts in the past at settling this issue were futile because he basically would just say "no it's not like you say bla bla".
I tried to do what I have to do at home (yoga, meditating, writing, reading) despite the noise. But lately I started getting really angry because I realize that he will never stop. It took me the whole day today to calm down and go upstairs to confront him about this. Unlike here on getbig, in real life I try to avoid confrontation at all costs if possible. So I settled down and knocked a few time and finally they open. His wife and 20 yo daughter )they are also the superintendents on this section or the equivalent). I politely told them I cannot live with this noise. What followed left me just staring blank unable to believe what I was hearing: " ..noise? What noise? We did not hear anything.. we should investigate! .. have you tried earplugs?" They were basically lying to my face and perhaps making fun of me ;D .. he came out and seconded that he did not make any noise ever (last night he pounded some shit until 1 AM and started again around 6:30 .. actually left the house for a few hours to relax). I realized I was talking to walls and left.
I can make a formal complain at the police, or terrorize them a little. But I am trying to be zen here. I don't believe in solving anything with violence. However I had this impulse to slap him once at least hard so he can realize I am not a guy to fuck with (they think I am tame because I never make noise, I write and am always polite). But again, it'd open another can of worms because we live glued to each other. My friend laughs and tells me to scare him a little. I told him there has to be a more reasonable way ;D
Meltdown over. What is your advice getbig? I am trying to be spiritual here ;D
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Wood is flammable. Not suggesting anything, just saying....
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haha .. I would not do anything to their house .. just scare him a little. But he is so pathetic you are dumbfounded ... I can't hit this guy .. 50yo twink with glasses
see what I am dealing here with in the streets? Ha?!
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Superintendents ... not much you can do.
Time to move?
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Just tell him politely that if he doesnt cool it with the woodwork you will be forced to take measures. Be sure to have the Stratham beard going and wear a leather jacket. If he asks what you mean, lean in and say "i am sev on getbig fuckface. What do you think it means?"
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Just tell him politely that if he doesnt cool it with the woodwork you will be forced to take measures. Be sure to have the Stratham beard going and wear a leather jacket. If he asks what you mean, lean in and say "i am sev on getbig fuckface. What do you think it means?"
I feel you. But I am very reluctant to drop the getbig reference .. they will call the police immediately. Aparently word got around that getbiggers are not to be messed with
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Superintendents ... not much you can do.
Time to move?
worst case scenario I rough him up a little
How about 3:30 AM hard bang on their door and sneak back in... if they wake me up .. "what? I never heard anything..let us investigate!"
then repeat several nights ;D
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I feel you. But I am very reluctant to drop the getbig reference .. they will call the police immediately.
Tell him you are not the Pope but if he doesn't stop you are going to fuck, kill then eat his children .
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they have this deer piss in a bottle. really ruins a doorway forever.
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Tell him you are not the Pope but if he doesn't stop you are going to fuck, kill then eat his children .
how about just a slap che? do you think he'll knife me next time? or cool down?
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they have this deer piss in a bottle. really ruins a doorway forever.
all doors are shitty quality here and it'd disturb the other neighbours (4 on each floor and the doors are an inch apart)
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Why not befriend him and help him move his product? Or get him to make you something from his craft?
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I live on the second floor of a typical former communist Romania apartment block.
This is the problem.
In all seriousness, I would bang like fuck on the ceiling when he makes noise and start being noisy yourself.
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how about just a slap che? do you think he'll knife me next time? or cool down?
Don't touch him yet, next time give him a warning
Something like this.
IF YOU DON"T STOP THE NOISE I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS
(http://images.sciencedaily.com/2009/10/091031002319-large.jpg)
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Why not befriend him and help him move his product? Or get him to make you something from his craft?
X2...this is the first thing that came to mind for me, too.
But you never know what's up with people that are doing nonstop shit like this. Maybe he isn't moving any product, despite all the noise.
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gotcha.. but can you replace the picture with a guy that's in shape? ;D
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Why not befriend him and help him move his product? Or get him to make you something from his craft?
I am trying to write a book and cannot focus with all this damn noise ;D
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Is his daughter any good?
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Is his daughter any good?
I'd fuck her obviously . but not in a romantic manner
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gotcha.. but can you replace the picture with a guy that's in shape? ;D
Better? :D
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I'd fuck her obviously
;D
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:D yes .. exactly .. now I gotta diet and find a sparklier thong
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Shit could escalate quickly if things get violent.
I would go the civilized (but less "cool" route) and call the police, of you guys have police in Romania.
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Shit could escalate quickly if things get violent.
I would go the civilized (but less "cool" route) and call the police, of you guys have police in Romania.
No. We just duke it outside with pitchforks.
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No. We just duke it outside with pitchforks.
:D
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Sometimes they argue (always about finances) and they both scream at each other .. he has this really high pitch voice. I'd be ashamed to tell anyone I hit him.
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Start a log right away, and try to record the noise each time if you can.
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You are at the mercy of living in an apartment/condo...There really is nothing you can do and fukcing with them could make it worse...Head phones really can be your friend here. I also believe they sell alarm clock head phones. I'm sure they're a pain in the ass to sleep in but good sleep is "everything"...Also if you end up moving, always go with a top floor apartment. Not only is it cheaper to heat, but there will never be anyone above you.
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Sometimes they argue (always about finances) and they both scream at each other .. he has this really high pitch voice. I'd be ashamed to tell anyone I hit him.
So get a broomstick and bang on the ceiling when they do it.
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You are at the mercy of living in an apartment/condo...There really is nothing you can do and fukcing with them could make it worse...Head phones really can be your friend here. I also believe they sell alarm clock head phones. I'm sure they're a pain in the ass to sleep in but good sleep is "everything"...Also if you end up moving, always go with a top floor apartment. Not only is it cheaper to heat, but there will never be anyone above you.
As sad as it seems, moving is my only option if I want to get any writing done. I also believe is dumb to get into ego wars.
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So get a broomstick and bang on the ceiling when they do it.
Good advice (just don't fuck-up the ceiling, lol)
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Hire a team of surly neighborhood kids, maybe 5$ per day 3 days per week. Their job will be to bash on the people's door at all hours of the night, run away, and repeat 5 times at 1 hour intervals.
This way it cannot be fully linked to you, but interrupts their home comfort like they do to you.
After about a month, act like "The Godfather" and tell the guy; "I can make this alllll go away...For a price" etc...Then he will be at the end of his wits and willing to do anything.
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I lived in apartment blocks before, so tell him for the last time to either stop the noise or you will call the police and if he continues call the police, if the police doesn't work, call it again and so on, use violence as a last resort and know that you may face jail time if you do so.
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But if I do that I will be no better than them. So..
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Tie his door handle to the one across the hall cover his peep hole with tape.
And kick and bang on his door until he loses him mind
This should work
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Tie his door handle to the one across the hall cover his peep hole with tape.
And kick and bang on his door until he loses him mind
This should work
:D
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I live in a shitty neighborhood with poor people and not very civilized. At least this is what it'd seem like if you'd land here from a civilized country .. but it's just what it is .. you can have the same situation anywhere in the world.
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Start fucking his daughter. He will surely hear it through the thin walls.
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So get a broomstick and bang on the ceiling when they do it.
Way too stressful and raises cortisol levels...
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Start fucking his daughter. He will surely hear it through the thin walls.
I'd tear her ass up .. she had gagging eyes
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Save money...build your house deep in the woods...it's what I did
Bench
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Save money...build your house deep in the woods...it's what I did
Bench
Yeah do this or at least buy a traditional unattached house if you can afford it.
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Save money...build your house deep in the woods...it's what I did
Bench
Man, That's my dream. Funny you mansion this though. This morning over a coffee I was explaining someone how 15-20 years ago I dreamt of living in a big city like Manhattan in the middle of it all...penthouse, bitches, party etc ..now, I dream of what you just described. A house in the woods ..
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Just show up with a sawed off shotgun knock on the door you dont even have to say anything works everytime.
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If u can afford the Manhattan penthouse u can also afford a house in the woods ... Or the Hamptons.
I prefer simple and sturdy .. I did not afford those .. they were what I thought I wanted at that age..
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Man, That's my dream. Funny you mansion this though. This morning over a coffee I was explaining someone how 15-20 years ago I dreamt of living in a big city like Manhattan in the middle of it all...penthouse, bitches, party etc ..now, I dream of what you just described. A house in the woods ..
The driveway to my house is about 1/2 a mile..after I got the property I just decided I don't even want it to be seen from the road
I've never wanted to live in a big city or any of that fake shit..just something quiet where I can do what I want...and I have around 100 acres so I can have a really big ass yard party too
Bench
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The driveway to my house is about 1/2 a mile..after I got the property I just decided I don't even want it to be seen from the road
I've never wanted to live in a big city or any of that fake shit..just something quiet where I can do what I want...and I have around 100 acres so I can have a really big ass yard party too
Bench
X2.
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The driveway to my house is about 1/2 a mile..after I got the property I just decided I don't even want it to be seen from the road
I've never wanted to live in a big city or any of that fake shit..just something quiet where I can do what I want...and I have around 100 acres so I can have a really big ass yard party too
Bench
sounds great .. I had to live all those experiences to learn to appreciate something like this.
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As sad as it seems, moving is my only option if I want to get any writing done. I also believe is dumb to get into ego wars.
Life's short. I'd move if possible. Contact the building owners and tell them why you are moving.
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sounds great .. I had to live all those experiences to learn to appreciate something like this.
I've always lived close to cities but in the woods..when I inherited 75 acres from my grandfather I started building..when the land actually became available to me the house was started...couple of years later I had the garage built which is bigger than my house..then I was able to buy an additional 24.25 acres connected to my property...I cleared off a bunch of it so I can shoot out to 1500 yards
Future plan is to move my gym out of my garage and just build another building solely for a gym
Bench
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I have a serious issue. I live on the second floor of a typical former communist Romania apartment block. Let's just say that they are not exactly insulated from a phonic point of view. I have a really hard time here because these folks are like monkeys, they make a lot of noise and their life revolves around the "block". The actual name for such a building in romanian is "bloc".
Anyway .. right above me there's this family. The male is this awkward 5'7" twink with glasses who basically transformed his apartment into a wood shop. So he makes almost constant noise. All my attempts in the past at settling this issue were futile because he basically would just say "no it's not like you say bla bla".
I tried to do what I have to do at home (yoga, meditating, writing, reading) despite the noise. But lately I started getting really angry because I realize that he will never stop. It took me the whole day today to calm down and go upstairs to confront him about this. Unlike here on getbig, in real life I try to avoid confrontation at all costs if possible. So I settled down and knocked a few time and finally they open. His wife and 20 yo daughter )they are also the superintendents on this section or the equivalent). I politely told them I cannot live with this noise. What followed left me just staring blank unable to believe what I was hearing: " ..noise? What noise? We did not hear anything.. we should investigate! .. have you tried earplugs?" They were basically lying to my face and perhaps making fun of me ;D .. he came out and seconded that he did not make any noise ever (last night he pounded some shit until 1 AM and started again around 6:30 .. actually left the house for a few hours to relax). I realized I was talking to walls and left.
I can make a formal complain at the police, or terrorize them a little. But I am trying to be zen here. I don't believe in solving anything with violence. However I had this impulse to slap him once at least hard so he can realize I am not a guy to fuck with (they think I am tame because I never make noise, I write and am always polite). But again, it'd open another can of worms because we live glued to each other. My friend laughs and tells me to scare him a little. I told him there has to be a more reasonable way ;D
Meltdown over. What is your advice getbig? I am trying to be spiritual here ;D
Looking like a twink came back to haunt you, if you where 260 pounds and you walk up to the door knocked with a pissed off look on your face and said in a deep voice stop the noise they would chill, but because you look like a skinny geek nobody is scared of you.
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Life's short. I'd move if possible. Contact the building owners and tell them why you are moving.
what? I own my apartment and so does everyone else...nobody to contact..jost to sort it out I guess
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Pay a gypsy family to come over and kick the crap out of the twink.
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Why not befriend him and help him move his product? Or get him to make you something from his craft?
this
if all else fails time to move.
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Wood is flammable. Not suggesting anything, just saying....
;D