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I need serious advice
« on: December 24, 2013, 12:58:37 PM »
  I have a serious issue. I live on the second floor of a typical former communist Romania apartment block. Let's just say that they are not exactly insulated from a phonic point of view. I have a really hard time here because these folks are like monkeys, they make a lot of noise and their life revolves around the "block". The actual name for such a building in romanian is "bloc".
  Anyway .. right above me there's this family. The male is this awkward 5'7" twink with glasses who basically transformed his apartment into a wood shop. So he makes almost constant noise. All my attempts in the past at settling this issue were futile because he basically would just say "no it's not like you say bla bla".

  I tried to do what I have to do at home (yoga, meditating, writing, reading) despite the noise. But lately I started getting really angry because I realize that he will never stop. It took me the whole day today to calm down and go upstairs to confront him about this. Unlike here on getbig, in real life I try to avoid confrontation at all costs if possible. So I settled down and knocked a few time and finally they open. His wife and 20 yo daughter )they are also the superintendents on this section or the equivalent). I politely told them I cannot live with this noise. What followed left me just staring blank unable to believe what I was hearing: " ..noise? What noise? We did not hear anything.. we should investigate! .. have you tried earplugs?" They were basically lying to my face and perhaps making fun of me  ;D .. he came out and seconded that he did not make any noise ever (last night he pounded some shit until 1 AM and started again around 6:30 .. actually left the house for a few hours to relax). I realized I was talking to walls and left.

  I can make a formal complain at the police, or terrorize them a little. But I am trying to be zen here. I don't believe in solving anything with violence. However I had this impulse to slap him once at least hard so he can realize I am not a guy to fuck with (they think I am tame because I never make noise, I write and am always polite). But again, it'd open another can of worms because we live glued to each other. My friend laughs and tells me to scare him a little. I told him there has to be a more reasonable way  ;D

Meltdown over. What is your advice getbig? I am trying to be spiritual here  ;D


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Re: I need serious advice
« Reply #1 on: December 24, 2013, 01:06:56 PM »
Wood is flammable. Not suggesting anything, just saying....

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« Reply #2 on: December 24, 2013, 01:08:56 PM »
haha .. I would not do anything to their house .. just scare him a little. But he is so pathetic you are dumbfounded ... I can't hit this guy .. 50yo twink with glasses


see what I am dealing here with in the streets? Ha?!

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Re: I need serious advice
« Reply #3 on: December 24, 2013, 01:14:36 PM »
Superintendents ... not much you can do.

Time to move?
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« Reply #4 on: December 24, 2013, 01:14:51 PM »
Just tell him politely that if he doesnt cool it with the woodwork you will be forced to take measures. Be sure to have the Stratham beard going and wear a leather jacket.   If he asks what you mean, lean in and say "i am sev on getbig fuckface.  What do you think it means?"

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Re: I need serious advice
« Reply #5 on: December 24, 2013, 01:16:58 PM »
Just tell him politely that if he doesnt cool it with the woodwork you will be forced to take measures. Be sure to have the Stratham beard going and wear a leather jacket.   If he asks what you mean, lean in and say "i am sev on getbig fuckface.  What do you think it means?"
I feel you. But I am very reluctant to drop the getbig reference .. they will call the police immediately. Aparently word got around that getbiggers are not to be messed with

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Re: I need serious advice
« Reply #6 on: December 24, 2013, 01:18:50 PM »
Superintendents ... not much you can do.

Time to move?
worst case scenario I rough him up a little

How about 3:30 AM hard bang on their door and sneak back in... if they wake me up .. "what? I never heard anything..let us investigate!"

then repeat several nights  ;D

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Re: I need serious advice
« Reply #7 on: December 24, 2013, 01:19:48 PM »
I feel you. But I am very reluctant to drop the getbig reference .. they will call the police immediately.

Tell him you are not the Pope but if he doesn't stop you are going to fuck, kill then eat his children .

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Re: I need serious advice
« Reply #8 on: December 24, 2013, 01:20:32 PM »
they have this deer piss in a bottle.   really ruins a doorway forever.

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« Reply #9 on: December 24, 2013, 01:20:58 PM »
Tell him you are not the Pope but if he doesn't stop you are going to fuck, kill then eat his children .
how about just a slap che? do you think he'll knife me next time? or cool down?

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« Reply #10 on: December 24, 2013, 01:22:01 PM »
they have this deer piss in a bottle.   really ruins a doorway forever.
all doors are shitty quality here and it'd disturb the other neighbours (4 on each floor and the doors are an inch apart)

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Re: I need serious advice
« Reply #11 on: December 24, 2013, 01:24:00 PM »
Why not befriend him and help him move his product?  Or get him to make you something from his craft?

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Re: I need serious advice
« Reply #12 on: December 24, 2013, 01:24:44 PM »
  I live on the second floor of a typical former communist Romania apartment block.


This is the problem.

In all seriousness, I would bang like fuck on the ceiling when he makes noise and start being noisy yourself.
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« Reply #13 on: December 24, 2013, 01:28:17 PM »
how about just a slap che? do you think he'll knife me next time? or cool down?
Don't touch him yet, next time give him a  warning 


Something like this.





IF YOU DON"T STOP THE NOISE I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS


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Re: I need serious advice
« Reply #14 on: December 24, 2013, 01:29:06 PM »
Why not befriend him and help him move his product?  Or get him to make you something from his craft?

X2...this is the first thing that came to mind for me, too.

But you never know what's up with people that are doing nonstop shit like this. Maybe he isn't moving any product, despite all the noise.

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« Reply #15 on: December 24, 2013, 01:29:35 PM »
gotcha.. but can you replace the picture with a guy that's in shape?  ;D

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« Reply #16 on: December 24, 2013, 01:30:21 PM »
Why not befriend him and help him move his product?  Or get him to make you something from his craft?
I am trying to write a book and cannot focus with all this damn noise  ;D

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Re: I need serious advice
« Reply #17 on: December 24, 2013, 01:31:26 PM »
Is his daughter any good?

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« Reply #18 on: December 24, 2013, 01:32:27 PM »
Is his daughter any good?
I'd fuck her obviously . but not in a romantic manner

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« Reply #19 on: December 24, 2013, 01:34:00 PM »
gotcha.. but can you replace the picture with a guy that's in shape?  ;D

Better?  :D




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« Reply #20 on: December 24, 2013, 01:34:16 PM »

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« Reply #21 on: December 24, 2013, 01:34:43 PM »
 :D yes .. exactly .. now I gotta diet and find a sparklier thong

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Re: I need serious advice
« Reply #22 on: December 24, 2013, 01:40:10 PM »
Shit could escalate quickly if things get violent.

I would go the civilized (but less "cool" route) and call the police, of you guys have police in Romania.

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« Reply #23 on: December 24, 2013, 01:43:36 PM »
Shit could escalate quickly if things get violent.

I would go the civilized (but less "cool" route) and call the police, of you guys have police in Romania.
No. We just duke it outside with pitchforks.

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« Reply #24 on: December 24, 2013, 01:44:06 PM »
No. We just duke it outside with pitchforks.

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