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tried to be show a 120 pound rotty who was dominate ::)
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tried to be show a 120 pound rotty who was dominate ::)
Is this English?
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Is this English?
good point ill re do that
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I could write a book
You guys wouldn't believe me.
If I tell you, I'd never hear the end of it.
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The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
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Tried to show a 120 rottweiler who was the alpha. I learned things that day. ::)
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I could write a book
You guys wouldn't believe me.
If I tell you, I'd never hear the end of it.
I have some shit that would drop jaws. I don't know why I was a such a prick. I'm glad I grew up.
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I have some shit that would drop jaws. I don't know why I was a such a prick. I'm glad I grew up.
Same here.
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The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
Your never move yours backside out of Vlaandaren, mental sicko.
"Remember" you a Cuban,Danish,Belgian,etc,.........
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seriously sickening info from the 20min mark to the 26 min mark wiggs id like to get your feed back bro
id be greatful if you or adonis watched this
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I have some shit that would drop jaws. I don't know why I was a such a prick. I'm glad I grew up.
I bet in your time many jaws dropped.
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I bet in your time many jaws dropped.
oh snap
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a lot of you ppl probably tortured animals but wont admit
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i was actually a good kid, there was this junkyard i used to hike up to and i would throw around bottles and break glass for hours and kick over old refridgerators, i just enjoyed nature and breaking shit at the junkyard when i was about 8 i stole money from my parents when i was like 6 and caught a deserved beating for it
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a lot of you ppl probably tortured animals but wont admit
i used to catch bees in jars, would have wasps, bumble bees and yellow jackets all in the same jar and they would kill each other. it was fun to do at the time. i look back now and realize how cruel it was. but theres no way i couldve understood the cruelty at that age
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i used to catch bees in jars, would have wasps, bumble bees and yellow jackets all in the same jar and they would kill each other. it was fun to do at the time. i look back now and realize how cruel it was. but theres no way i couldve understood the cruelty at that age
i once pushed a bumble bee right into a spiders web and the result was spectacular
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My evilness started in Kindergarten, when I used a red crayon and wrote FUCK in a book I checked out from school and proceeded to blame someone else. My parents thought it was hilarious and indeed it was.
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The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
your funny
without the
woman and
child holding
you back
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your funny
without the
woman and
child holding
you back
That's from Austin Powers.
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That's from Austin Powers.
Wiggs
your handicap
is showing
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Wiggs
your handicap
is showing
What Anabolichalo said is a scene from Austin Powers spoken by Dr. Evil. WTF are you babbling about gimmick.
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nothing gets by wiggs
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What Anabolichalo said is a scene from Austin Powers spoken by Dr. Evil. WTF are you babbling about gimmick.
it was funny
your too Hebrew
to understand it
doesnt matter
who wrote it
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it was funny
your too Hebrew
to understand it
doesnt matter
who wrote it
Of course it was funny but you thought he wrote it. He didn't. I understood perfectly. You didn't.
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;D
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Of course it was funny but you thought he wrote it. He didn't. I understood perfectly. You didn't.
Wiggs
your handicap
shines bright
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nothing gets by wiggs
Nothing gets by me. Like your imaginary woman and child and Maddy referencing it. Or you living in Cuba now. Nope, didn't notice that.
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Cupped a few farts and made the kids smell it at the bus stop.
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Wiggs
your handicap
shines bright
You're not a slick as you think..."Princess".
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Wiggs
you fit into
the stereotype
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My brothers and I were reminiscing about this stuff today. ;D
Oh and lol @ Wiggs arguing with gimmicks.
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Wiggs
you fit into
the stereotype
Ok Princess. Move your sweet little ass on.
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a lot of you ppl probably tortured animals but wont admit
Is that an admission by you?
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Cupped a few farts and made the kids smell it at the bus stop.
;D
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Switched people's sugar with Splenda!...I was hardcore!
Bench
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When we were five, my cousin ate a cookie off the floor. I spent the next few days telling everyone he had AIDS, and refusing to play with him or anyone he hugged.
Anyway, I got a fucking beating for that.
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Define kid.
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Friends and I used to rub a mixture of gas + moonshine + salt on any astray dog's balls and ass and then light it on fire.
The salt would do a number on its ass, but the gas + moonshine combination, when lit, drove it crazy.
We'd never see the dogs back in the neighborhood either.
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Friends and I used to rub a mixture of gas + moonshine + salt on any astray dog's balls and ass and then light it on fire.
The salt would do a number on its ass, but the gas + moonshine combination, when lit, drove it crazy.
We'd never see the dogs back in the neighborhood either.
Beastiality openly admitted to.
Outed!
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Beastiality openly admitted to.
Outed!
When I was five I suffocated a very expensive parakeet with baby powder.
Fucker was looking at me like he wanted to fight.
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One time I took a log full of carpenter ants and threw it into a standing pool of water, when the drowning ants would arise out of the deep crevices in the log I would smash them to death with a large hammer, no survivors. Also, when ever we had a campfire, I'd throw worms into the fire and hear them scream and crackle. I also mutilated grasshoppers, even going as far as to nailing them to a piece of wood and leaving them dying there for days, I also remember hanging them by their heads in my "fort" made of a couple plywood pieces. I am really surprised I'm not a serial killer, if I saw a kid doing that as an adult I'd get them help.
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We used to have doberman vs. bunch of cats fights.
It's amazing how well cats can defend themselves against a natural assassin like a doberman.
The dog killed all of them, but lost an eye in the process.
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I egged a few houses and broke a few windows out of cars....typical non sense that embarrasses the shit out of you as you get older and realize what a fool you were as a teenager.
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We stole Bob from Bob's Big Boy and put in front of our rival high school. We also got on the the roof of another high school, tied rope around the big letter of the school sign, tied it to my buddy's truck and ripped it off the roof into the schools pool. We got up the roof of my school and looked down into the girls shower, they screamed, we ran. I have a ton of stories.
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Friends and I used to rub a mixture of gas + moonshine + salt on any astray dog's balls and ass and then light it on fire.
The salt would do a number on its ass, but the gas + moonshine combination, when lit, drove it crazy.
We'd never see the dogs back in the neighborhood either.
I would have had you killed and your dead body dumped in a hog trough. You probably still might deserve that. I may even enjoy it.
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At a party there was this skank we called TB "Texas bopper" , well she was wanting a beer and I said she had to bong it if I went and got her one . So I went to the bathroom and filled a full can with toilet water and piss , and she did bong it . The bad part was it wasn't my beer bong so I had to pay my buddy for it :D ;D ;D
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I did stuff mostly at Halloween, dressed as a World War 1 soldier, wounded horribly, calling for help on the lawn of some random house up the block and having the people in the house run out to help me!!! :D
The only other things I can think of is lighting a bag of dog shit on fire in front of a turd's house and ringing his doorbell...
My friend chopped heads of 1000's of matches and made a crude landmine, a car ran over it and the tire came off.
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You're not a slick as you think..."Princess".
BINGO....Wiggs bringin' the heat.
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Go.
You first.
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I would have had you killed and your dead body dumped in a hog trough. You probably still might deserve that. I may even enjoy it.
X2
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I egged a few houses and broke a few windows out of cars....typical non sense that embarrasses the shit out of you as you get older and realize what a fool you were as a teenager.
Egging houses was my favorite activity for the longest time..
I was 15 or 16 and my motorcycle got keyed at school...I found out who did it and poured a 5 gallon jug of jet strip on his car that night....when he got to school the next day his car was all fucked up..he wasn't even mad..he openly admitted to me that he Keyed my bike, apologized..and said "lets stop this before it goes further"
Bench
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I caused suffering.
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When I was five I suffocated a very expensive parakeet with baby powder.
Fucker was looking at me like he wanted to fight.
Wow you are terrifying
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I would have had you killed and your dead body dumped in a hog trough. You probably still might deserve that. I may even enjoy it.
Do you like moonshine?
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Wow you are terrifying
It was terrible stuff, I admit to it.
One of those things I wish I did not do.
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I used to have an alter ego that I used to use when sending weird letters to other people. One guy I sent a letter to every soingle day for over 2 years just saying weird shit like "Towels are my friends when I am ill" or "Im stalking the mountains"
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I did some outright heinous shit when I was a kid........would take a few years to post just one quarter of it.
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I did some outright heinous shit when I was a kid........would take a few years to post just one quarter of it.
Give us a preview :D
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Give us a preview :D
Later bro.....gotta` think up one of my more tame escapades.....don`t want to shock anyone. :D
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When I was in my teens I used to go out every night with my binoculars to see if I coiuld see naked ladies through their windows.
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I fed my baby sister a clump of dead ants, and told her it was chocolate. You should have seen her face.
Like a dumbass, I bragged to my dad what I did. He didnt find it so funny. I got my ass whooped with a belt.
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I also put a bunch of tadpoles into a fish bowl with water. Then I slowly added bleach and watched them disintegrate before my eyes.
I also remember living next to a streetlight when I was younger. One time, I took my toy shotgun (which made a loud bang when fired) and shot at some ladies parked at the redlight. The driver screamed in horror.
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Once I was breaking up bricks with a hammer and the girl that lived next door to me tried to take my hammer away,so I clocked her in the head with it.....my father chased me around the block 3 times until he caught me.....I could have easily gotten away from him but I wasn`t allowed to leave the block.
Pissed in a bottle of soda and gave it to a kid once.....he liked it.
Also,at the neighborhood wading pool,I filled up a soda can with water and randomly threw it towards the other end of the pool,Hail Mary style, and split some kids head wide open.
He got his brothers to beat me up but I was fleet of foot.
Threw snowballs a tractor trailer truck and almost made it jacknife......the driver got out and chased up for 10 minutes.....I think he was a little pissed off! :D
Broke into some neighbors house where he stored stuff for his drywall business,he came home and chased us for hours until around 3 in the morning.
Big black guy who was a former boxer..huge guns and he lived right across the street from me so he waited outside for me to come home....had to break into my house through a cellar window in the back yard.
This stuff was when I was pretty young,I won`t get into my later criminal activities!
I`m glad I changed my ways!
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Once I was breaking up bricks with a hammer and the girl that lived next door to me tried to take my hammer away,so I clocked her in the head with it.....my father chased me around the block 3 times until he caught me.....I could have easily gotten away from him but I wasn`t allowed to leave the block.
Pissed in a bottle of soda and gave it to a kid once.....he liked it.
Also,at the neighborhood wading pool,I filled up a soda can with water and randomly threw it towards the other end of the pool,Hail Mary style, and split some kids head wide open.
He got his brothers to beat me up but I was fleet of foot.
Threw snowballs a tractor trailer truck and almost made it jacknife......the driver got out and chased up for 10 minutes.....I think he was a little pissed off! :D
Broke into some neighbors house where he stored stuff for his drywall business,he came home and chased us for hours until around 3 in the morning.
Big black guy who was a former boxer..huge guns and he lived right across the street from me so he waited outside for me to come home....had to break into my house through a cellar window in the back yard.
This stuff was when I was pretty young,I won`t get into my later criminal activities!
I`m glad I changed my ways!
You sound like a real winner champ.
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This girl really liked me and wanted to be my girlfriend. I took advantage of that and talked her into running a train. She didn't want it but I gave the whole "well, if you really care about me you'll let my friend ..."
Me and my friend tag teamed her.
Still feel bad to this day.
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This girl really liked me and wanted to be my girlfriend. I took advantage of that and talked her into running a train. She didn't want it but I gave the whole "well, if you really care about me you'll let my friend ..."
Me and my friend tag teamed her.
Still feel bad to this day.
Why did you want your buddy to be there so badly ???
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Why did you want your buddy to be there so badly ???
Because he and Flinstones have been lifelong friends.
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Why did you want your buddy to be there so badly ???
He liked her. Plus I thought it made me cool pimping her. Stupid kid shit. I thought I was a mac daddy... well i was but it was stupid.
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Worst and dumbest thing I ever did when I was a kid:
1982. Made C4 in my garage with a friend and packed it into a hole in an old tree in a local cemetery. The tree was about 75 feet tall... the explosion completely uprooted and fell the tree. The hole in the ground was about 4 deep and 4 wide. Neighbors thought lightening hit the tree. I got away with it. Today I would have been arrested and convicted as a terrorist.
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I shit on a girls ankles.
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I shit on a girls ankles.
disgusting! You were a terrible, incorrigible kid. >:(
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becoming accustomed to drinking 151 before you're old enough to fully empathize for others will make you do some terrible things. Thankfully it was never rape or anything creepy.
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I feel alot better about myself because it seems to me that while people are willing to say they've done some bad things, they'd rather not go into details. lol
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I could use pay phones without ever having to put money in them.
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Lots of sick sadistic shit in this thread, but if I was to guess the Getbigger most likely to be a sociopathic killer, it would be Slapper
Friends and I used to rub a mixture of gas + moonshine + salt on any astray dog's balls and ass and then light it on fire.
The salt would do a number on its ass, but the gas + moonshine combination, when lit, drove it crazy.
We'd never see the dogs back in the neighborhood either.
When I was five I suffocated a very expensive parakeet with baby powder.
Fucker was looking at me like he wanted to fight.
We used to have doberman vs. bunch of cats fights.
It's amazing how well cats can defend themselves against a natural assassin like a doberman.
The dog killed all of them, but lost an eye in the process.
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I think Slapper should have been hanged at sunrise as a kid.
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I made a lot of american african kids mad by making them look bad on the basketball court.
I feel bad for the already downtrodden and underapprecaited guys I did that to.
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When Sarah and I were in the fourth grade, we were riding home on the school bus one day. She was sitting in the seat ahead of me, and I ran my fingers through her long, beautiful blonde hair. I recall her hair was incredibly soft, like it was yesterday.
For some reason, I tied her hair around the safety bar at the top of the seat, and into a knot. Her hair had to be cut short, in order for her to get free. Needless to say, she was devastated.
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Rolled a drug dealer/crack head when I was a teenager. He used to let guys fucks his wife's so he could buy crack.
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When Sarah and I were in the fourth grade, we were riding home on the school bus one day. She was sitting in the seat ahead of me, and I ran my fingers through her long, beautiful blonde hair. I recall her hair was incredibly soft, like it was yesterday.
For some reason, I tied her hair around the safety bar at the top of the seat, and into a knot. Her hair had to be cut short, in order for her to get free. Needless to say, she was devastated.
lol
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I took my dad's car out once at 14 when he was asleep and crashed it but it was still able to drive back. He got up in the morning and said what the hell happened to my car? I said I saw Kenny next door jump in it and take off. Kenny was a kid next door he went over and cussed his parents out they never got along after that.
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Used to be able to drive my dad's car when he was away.
I could put refill the gas tank and put it up on blocks and run it in reverse to put the mileage back to where it started (Since he always checked the mileage when he got home)
That was an old Chevy Impala ~
Sure you couldn't do that shit these days.
What sucked was when I drove the thing for like... 100 miles or more. Dumb kids... smoking dope... tryin' to "one-up" the old man. Still haven't told him to this day.
His ass-whuppins sucked. He used a small rubber hose and left welts.
Don't get any ideas (homos)
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I had a thing for hood ornaments in Jr high. I was a strong kid and would jump up on the bumper and pull and twist until the cable snapped. My favorites were Benz, Eldorado and the glass Cougar ones were cool too. :)
When I was in High School my mother was cleaning out the attic and found a box full of them. I had a few questions to answer but the statute of limitations was up. :)
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I didn't post on getbig from 1997 to 2002. I done fcked up.
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well, my 'best friend' next door neighbor went to another neighbors house down the block with an 'older kid' (a known trouble-maker.. family was losers, drunks, alcoholics, sluts, ect..) and we get inside this garage and the trouble maker kid is showing us some kittens and him and my 'best friend' decide to make nooses out of shoestrings and start to hang these kittens.. I grew up with cats (and other animals), so I wanted no part in it, and watched them hang a few of these kittens... I was about 7yrs old.. older kid was about 13 or so.
so, when we were walking down the sidewalk, I stopped and looked at my 'best friend' and threw a right hook at his face and broke his nose.. perfect punch, I didnt' even feel it. that was the first nose I'd ever broken. lol... and he starts BALLING like a little girl and I just walked home.
well, his parents call the cops.. cops come to my house and ask why I did it and I said because he hanged some kittens with the older kid. cop says 'oh... ok then' and leaves to investigate the kitten hanging. I guess the older kid had tossed the kittens I the trash or something so he never go in trouble.
later that night the 'best friends' uncle comes over.. big huge cowboy fella, probably 320lbs, pounding on the door.. I though I was in trouble and he just wanted to say 'thank you for teaching that boy a lesson... he just doesn't learn... if it were my boy, I'd pay you to do that every day till he straightened up'. lol...
needless to say, both those kids ended up in prison for drugs/theft.... (I ended up in prison as well, (long after their first number) but for a more 'respectable' crime. lol... with a much longer sentence)
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well, my 'best friend' next door neighbor went to another neighbors house down the block with an 'older kid' (a known trouble-maker.. family was losers, drunks, alcoholics, sluts, ect..) and we get inside this garage and the trouble maker kid is showing us some kittens and him and my 'best friend' decide to make nooses out of shoestrings and start to hang these kittens.. I grew up with cats (and other animals), so I wanted no part in it, and watched them hang a few of these kittens... I was about 7yrs old.. older kid was about 13 or so.
so, when we were walking down the sidewalk, I stopped and looked at my 'best friend' and threw a right hook at his face and broke his nose.. perfect punch, I didnt' even feel it. that was the first nose I'd ever broken. lol... and he starts BALLING like a little girl and I just walked home.
well, his parents call the cops.. cops come to my house and ask why I did it and I said because he hanged some kittens with the older kid. cop says 'oh... ok then' and leaves to investigate the kitten hanging. I guess the older kid had tossed the kittens I the trash or something so he never go in trouble.
later that night the 'best friends' uncle comes over.. big huge cowboy fella, probably 320lbs, pounding on the door.. I though I was in trouble and he just wanted to say 'thank you for teaching that boy a lesson... he just doesn't learn... if it were my boy, I'd pay you to do that every day till he straightened up'. lol...
needless to say, both those kids ended up in prison for drugs/theft.... (I ended up in prison as well, (long after their first number) but for a more 'respectable' crime. lol... with a much longer sentence)
Lol great story
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I beat the piss out of a elephant at 14.
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I beat the piss out of a elephant at 14.
I don't give a piss about Christmas
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I burned some ants with a magnifying glass. Takes a while but yeah...i let the bright light follow them around until they smoked.
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Well lets review :D
1. Went around to neighbors houses, stole their x-mas lights and then threw them up in air cause when they landed on the street they made for awesome sound effects
2. Stole pumpkins during halloween and pile them in one huge mountain at the entry of our neighborhood
3. Shot and killed various animals around....rabbits, squirels, any bird within range
4. 1st grade wacked some girl in head with bat
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- drunk driving on a bicycle while hanging on to a tuned moped. Fell off at 50 or 60 km / h (17 years old)
- ran away at a party and fell asleep outside on a cold night
- ran away from home for a few hours (parents got PISSED)
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We used to play road hockey with a tennis ball we soaked in gasoline and then lit. Ah, good times.
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I don't give a piss about Christmas
I am with you on this bro.
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well, my 'best friend' next door neighbor went to another neighbors house down the block with an 'older kid' (a known trouble-maker.. family was losers, drunks, alcoholics, sluts, ect..) and we get inside this garage and the trouble maker kid is showing us some kittens and him and my 'best friend' decide to make nooses out of shoestrings and start to hang these kittens.. I grew up with cats (and other animals), so I wanted no part in it, and watched them hang a few of these kittens... I was about 7yrs old.. older kid was about 13 or so.
so, when we were walking down the sidewalk, I stopped and looked at my 'best friend' and threw a right hook at his face and broke his nose.. perfect punch, I didnt' even feel it. that was the first nose I'd ever broken. lol... and he starts BALLING like a little girl and I just walked home.
well, his parents call the cops.. cops come to my house and ask why I did it and I said because he hanged some kittens with the older kid. cop says 'oh... ok then' and leaves to investigate the kitten hanging. I guess the older kid had tossed the kittens I the trash or something so he never go in trouble.
later that night the 'best friends' uncle comes over.. big huge cowboy fella, probably 320lbs, pounding on the door.. I though I was in trouble and he just wanted to say 'thank you for teaching that boy a lesson... he just doesn't learn... if it were my boy, I'd pay you to do that every day till he straightened up'. lol...
needless to say, both those kids ended up in prison for drugs/theft.... (I ended up in prison as well, (long after their first number) but for a more 'respectable' crime. lol... with a much longer sentence)
8) 8) 8)
I love kitties. :(
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well, my 'best friend' next door neighbor went to another neighbors house down the block with an 'older kid' (a known trouble-maker.. family was losers, drunks, alcoholics, sluts, ect..) and we get inside this garage and the trouble maker kid is showing us some kittens and him and my 'best friend' decide to make nooses out of shoestrings and start to hang these kittens.. I grew up with cats (and other animals), so I wanted no part in it, and watched them hang a few of these kittens... I was about 7yrs old.. older kid was about 13 or so.
so, when we were walking down the sidewalk, I stopped and looked at my 'best friend' and threw a right hook at his face and broke his nose.. perfect punch, I didnt' even feel it. that was the first nose I'd ever broken. lol... and he starts BALLING like a little girl and I just walked home.
well, his parents call the cops.. cops come to my house and ask why I did it and I said because he hanged some kittens with the older kid. cop says 'oh... ok then' and leaves to investigate the kitten hanging. I guess the older kid had tossed the kittens I the trash or something so he never go in trouble.
later that night the 'best friends' uncle comes over.. big huge cowboy fella, probably 320lbs, pounding on the door.. I though I was in trouble and he just wanted to say 'thank you for teaching that boy a lesson... he just doesn't learn... if it were my boy, I'd pay you to do that every day till he straightened up'. lol...
needless to say, both those kids ended up in prison for drugs/theft.... (I ended up in prison as well, (long after their first number) but for a more 'respectable' crime. lol... with a much longer sentence)
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You are a good person for doing that, and you have BALLS bro!!!!
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always stealing my Mom's money and let my sister took the blame. I lied on her
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always stealing my Mom's money and let my sister took the blame. I lied on her
Sounds like the makings of a scumbag to me.