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Re: What's some fucked up shit you did as a kid?
« Reply #25 on: December 25, 2013, 04:45:32 PM »
it was funny
your too Hebrew
to understand it
doesnt matter
who wrote it

Of course it was funny but you thought he wrote it. He didn't. I understood perfectly. You didn't.
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Re: What's some fucked up shit you did as a kid?
« Reply #26 on: December 25, 2013, 04:45:54 PM »
 ;D

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Re: What's some fucked up shit you did as a kid?
« Reply #27 on: December 25, 2013, 04:46:13 PM »
Of course it was funny but you thought he wrote it. He didn't. I understood perfectly. You didn't.

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Re: What's some fucked up shit you did as a kid?
« Reply #28 on: December 25, 2013, 04:51:19 PM »
nothing gets by wiggs

Nothing gets by me. Like your imaginary woman and child and Maddy referencing it. Or you living in Cuba now. Nope, didn't notice that.
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Re: What's some fucked up shit you did as a kid?
« Reply #29 on: December 25, 2013, 05:08:10 PM »
Cupped a few farts and made the kids smell it at the bus stop.

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Re: What's some fucked up shit you did as a kid?
« Reply #30 on: December 25, 2013, 05:09:29 PM »
Wiggs
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You're not a slick as you think..."Princess".
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Re: What's some fucked up shit you did as a kid?
« Reply #31 on: December 25, 2013, 05:16:46 PM »


Wiggs
you fit into
the stereotype

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Re: What's some fucked up shit you did as a kid?
« Reply #32 on: December 25, 2013, 05:22:53 PM »
My brothers and I were reminiscing about this stuff today. ;D

Oh and lol @ Wiggs arguing with gimmicks.
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: What's some fucked up shit you did as a kid?
« Reply #33 on: December 25, 2013, 05:23:15 PM »

Wiggs
you fit into
the stereotype


Ok Princess. Move your sweet little ass on.
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Re: What's some fucked up shit you did as a kid?
« Reply #34 on: December 25, 2013, 05:43:45 PM »
a lot of you ppl probably tortured animals but wont admit
Is that an admission by you?

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Re: What's some fucked up shit you did as a kid?
« Reply #35 on: December 25, 2013, 05:46:10 PM »
Cupped a few farts and made the kids smell it at the bus stop.
;D

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Re: What's some fucked up shit you did as a kid?
« Reply #36 on: December 25, 2013, 07:43:00 PM »
Switched people's sugar with Splenda!...I was hardcore!

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Re: What's some fucked up shit you did as a kid?
« Reply #37 on: December 25, 2013, 07:50:05 PM »
When we were five, my cousin ate a cookie off the floor. I spent the next few days telling everyone he had AIDS, and refusing to play with him or anyone he hugged.
Anyway, I got a fucking beating for that.

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Re: What's some fucked up shit you did as a kid?
« Reply #38 on: December 25, 2013, 08:10:22 PM »
Define kid.
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Re: What's some fucked up shit you did as a kid?
« Reply #39 on: December 25, 2013, 08:16:24 PM »
Friends and I used to rub a mixture of gas + moonshine + salt on any astray dog's balls and ass and then light it on fire.

The salt would do a number on its ass, but the gas + moonshine combination, when lit, drove it crazy.

We'd never see the dogs back in the neighborhood either.


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Re: What's some fucked up shit you did as a kid?
« Reply #40 on: December 25, 2013, 08:20:12 PM »
Friends and I used to rub a mixture of gas + moonshine + salt on any astray dog's balls and ass and then light it on fire.

The salt would do a number on its ass, but the gas + moonshine combination, when lit, drove it crazy.

We'd never see the dogs back in the neighborhood either.


Beastiality openly admitted to.
Outed!
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: What's some fucked up shit you did as a kid?
« Reply #41 on: December 25, 2013, 08:22:11 PM »
Beastiality openly admitted to.
Outed!

When I was five I suffocated a very expensive parakeet with baby powder.

Fucker was looking at me like he wanted to fight.

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Re: What's some fucked up shit you did as a kid?
« Reply #42 on: December 25, 2013, 08:23:01 PM »
One time I took a log full of carpenter ants and threw it into a standing pool of water, when the drowning ants would arise out of the deep crevices in the log I would smash them to death with a large hammer, no survivors. Also, when ever we had a campfire, I'd throw worms into the fire and hear them scream and crackle. I also mutilated grasshoppers, even going as far as to nailing them to a piece of wood and leaving them dying there for days, I also remember hanging them by their heads in my "fort" made of a couple plywood pieces. I am really surprised I'm not a serial killer, if I saw a kid doing that as an adult I'd get them help.

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Re: What's some fucked up shit you did as a kid?
« Reply #43 on: December 25, 2013, 08:28:26 PM »
We used to have doberman vs. bunch of cats fights.

It's amazing how well cats can defend themselves against a natural assassin like a doberman.

The dog killed all of them, but lost an eye in the process.

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Re: What's some fucked up shit you did as a kid?
« Reply #44 on: December 25, 2013, 08:37:56 PM »
I egged a few houses and broke a few windows out of cars....typical non sense that embarrasses the shit out of you as you get older and realize what a fool you were as a teenager.

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Re: What's some fucked up shit you did as a kid?
« Reply #45 on: December 25, 2013, 08:52:43 PM »
We stole Bob from Bob's Big Boy and put in front of our rival high school. We also got on the the roof of another high school, tied rope around the big letter of the school sign, tied it to my buddy's truck and ripped it off the roof into the schools pool. We got up the roof of my school and looked down into the girls shower, they screamed, we ran. I have a ton of stories.

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Re: What's some fucked up shit you did as a kid?
« Reply #46 on: December 25, 2013, 08:53:26 PM »
Friends and I used to rub a mixture of gas + moonshine + salt on any astray dog's balls and ass and then light it on fire.

The salt would do a number on its ass, but the gas + moonshine combination, when lit, drove it crazy.

We'd never see the dogs back in the neighborhood either.


I would have had you killed and your dead body dumped in a hog trough.  You probably still might deserve that. I may even enjoy it.

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Re: What's some fucked up shit you did as a kid?
« Reply #47 on: December 25, 2013, 08:59:21 PM »
At a party there was this skank we called TB "Texas bopper" , well she was wanting a beer and I said she had to bong it if I went and got her one . So I went to the bathroom and filled a full can with toilet water and piss , and she did bong it . The bad part was it wasn't my beer bong so I had to pay my buddy for it  :D ;D ;D

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Re: What's some fucked up shit you did as a kid?
« Reply #48 on: December 25, 2013, 09:07:38 PM »
I did stuff mostly at Halloween, dressed as a World War 1 soldier, wounded horribly, calling for help on the lawn of some random house up the block and having the people in the house run out to help me!!! :D
The only other things I can think of is lighting a bag of dog shit on fire in front of a turd's house and ringing his doorbell...
My friend chopped heads of 1000's of matches and made a crude landmine, a car ran over it and the tire came off.

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Re: What's some fucked up shit you did as a kid?
« Reply #49 on: December 25, 2013, 09:13:57 PM »
You're not a slick as you think..."Princess".

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