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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Alex23 on December 29, 2013, 08:12:30 PM
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... I know for a fact 8).
So pumpkin heads, stop trying to discredit this great American hero.
TexasSpeed.
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We once had a bachelor party for Benchmstr. He ate the entire cake, before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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He has a toenail on the end of his penis.
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Did I ever tell you about the time Benchmstr forced me to wear a woman's bikini? Well anyway, he tears off my clothes and forces me to wear this skimpy bikini. For the next three months I had to conduct my business wearing only a woman's bathing suit. I would cry from shame and question my manhood daily, but Ill be damned if at the end of the quarter my sales hadn't tripled.
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Gimmicks entertaining themselves Lmfao
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Did I ever tell you about the time Benchmstr and I went horseback riding, but there weren't any horses around? Anyway, Benchmstr throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Wyoming for three days. Well, wouldn't ya know it, my stamina increased with each day, and I develop tremendous leg muscles. So anyway, Benchmstr decides to enter me into the Breeders Cup under the name Turkish Delight. And Im running in second place, and I'm running, and I break my ankle. So anyway, they're about to shoot me. Then someone from the crowd yells out, God bless him, Dont shoot him, hes a human.
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Did I ever tell you about the time Benchmstr and I went horseback riding, but there weren't any horses around? Anyway, Benchmstr throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Wyoming for three days. Well, wouldn't ya know it, my stamina increased with each day, and I develop tremendous leg muscles. So anyway, Benchmstr decides to enter me into the Breeders Cup under the name Turkish Delight. And Im running in second place, and I'm running, and I break my ankle. So anyway, they're about to shoot me. Then someone from the crowd yells out, God bless him, Dont shoot him, hes a human.
Bwahahaha SNL used to be epic lol
Bench
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Bwahahaha SNL used to be epic lol
Bench
We love you chief. Please keep posting :)
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Never talked to him but the impression i got is that he is the manliest man on getbig..a true alpha. He is my male rolemodel
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Always struck me like the Army Dad from American Beauty
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One time I asked Benchmstr to dress up like Santa for a Christmas party I was throwing for my children. Well Benchmstr shows up as Santa, reaches into his bag and says, 'I've got goodies for you kids.' He proceeds to hand out scrap metal and cigarettes to them. Then he takes off his beard and says 'There is no Santa 'cause I ate him.
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Oh right, if some civvie nerd with a penchant for dressing up in camouflage and posing for pics with weapons says it's true, it must be.
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Pretty sure that any imprimatur by Alice is not worth a plug nickle. Sorry, bench.
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The man knows his guns.
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bench for president...........good guy,and great getbigger.
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As legit as the come. 8)
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Pretty sure that any imprimatur by Alice is not worth a plug nickle. Sorry, bench.
Calm your tits son and be more like bench.
Real men don't spend a copious amount of time bitching about other men.
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bnchmastre =groink
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Calm your tits son and be more like bench.
Real men don't spend a copious amount of time bitching about other men.
Time better spent stalking Getbig women? ::)
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Time better spent stalking Getbig women? ::)
Like I said, keep whining and bitching sugar tits... :-*
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If Benchmaster ran for Mayor in my little town, I would get out there and beat people senseless if they didn't vote for him. Solid individual.
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If Benchmaster ran for Mayor in my little town, I would get out there and beat people senseless if they didn't vote for him. Solid individual.
But imagine if Alice was his Deputy. People would beat you. It's a win, er...win. :-\
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But imagine if Alice was his Deputy. People would beat you. It's a win, er...win. :-\
... and he keeps going. What whiny bitch you are... complaining and complaining about bigger men.
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Semper Fidelis
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benchmstr stopped posting shortly before, and then started posting again sortly after the Osama Bin Laden raid. Hmmm.
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He has guns I'm not messing with him.
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He has guns I'm not messing with him.
and he hunt wild boars with his own hands and a rambo knife only
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Benchmaster is so alpha so when he left his childhood home for college he said to his father " remember dad you are the man in the house now"
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Benchmaster is so alpha that when a zombie bites him the zombie turns to benchmaster
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during his first tour in Iraq, they would cancel A-10 Warthog air support and call him instead.
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bench uses .22lr and blows up tanks @500 yards.
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Oh right, if some civvie nerd with a penchant for dressing up in camouflage and posing for pics with weapons says it's true, it must be.
Cool