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Title: benchmstr is legit.
Post by: Alex23 on December 29, 2013, 08:12:30 PM
... I know for a fact  8).

So pumpkin heads, stop trying to discredit this great American hero.

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Title: Re: benchmstr is legit.
Post by: Roger Bacon on December 29, 2013, 08:42:44 PM
We once had a bachelor party for Benchmstr. He ate the entire cake, before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Title: Re: benchmstr is legit.
Post by: Roger Bacon on December 29, 2013, 08:44:03 PM
He has a toenail on the end of his penis.
Title: Re: benchmstr is legit.
Post by: Roger Bacon on December 29, 2013, 08:46:09 PM
Did I ever tell you about the time Benchmstr forced me to wear a woman's bikini? Well anyway, he tears off my clothes and forces me to wear this skimpy bikini. For the next three months I had to conduct my business wearing only a woman's bathing suit. I would cry from shame and question my manhood daily, but Ill be damned if at the end of the quarter my sales hadn't tripled.
Title: Re: benchmstr is legit.
Post by: LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt on December 29, 2013, 08:47:51 PM
Gimmicks entertaining themselves    Lmfao
Title: Re: benchmstr is legit.
Post by: Roger Bacon on December 29, 2013, 08:49:27 PM
Did I ever tell you about the time Benchmstr and I went horseback riding, but there weren't any horses around? Anyway, Benchmstr throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Wyoming for three days. Well, wouldn't ya know it, my stamina increased with each day, and I develop tremendous leg muscles. So anyway, Benchmstr decides to enter me into the Breeders Cup under the name Turkish Delight. And Im running in second place, and I'm running, and I break my ankle. So anyway, they're about to shoot me. Then someone from the crowd yells out, God bless him, Dont shoot him, hes a human.
Title: Re: benchmstr is legit.
Post by: benchmstr on December 29, 2013, 10:09:52 PM
Did I ever tell you about the time Benchmstr and I went horseback riding, but there weren't any horses around? Anyway, Benchmstr throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Wyoming for three days. Well, wouldn't ya know it, my stamina increased with each day, and I develop tremendous leg muscles. So anyway, Benchmstr decides to enter me into the Breeders Cup under the name Turkish Delight. And Im running in second place, and I'm running, and I break my ankle. So anyway, they're about to shoot me. Then someone from the crowd yells out, God bless him, Dont shoot him, hes a human.
Bwahahaha SNL used to be epic lol

Bench
Title: Re: benchmstr is legit.
Post by: Alex23 on December 29, 2013, 10:10:47 PM
Bwahahaha SNL used to be epic lol

Bench

We love you chief. Please keep posting :)
Title: Re: benchmstr is legit.
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on December 30, 2013, 02:49:32 AM
Never talked to him but the impression i got is that he is the manliest man on getbig..a true alpha. He is my male rolemodel
Title: Re: benchmstr is legit.
Post by: Army of One on December 30, 2013, 03:31:39 AM
Always struck me like the Army Dad from American Beauty
Title: Re: benchmstr is legit.
Post by: Roger Bacon on December 30, 2013, 03:36:11 AM
One time I asked Benchmstr to dress up like Santa for a Christmas party I was throwing for my children. Well Benchmstr shows up as Santa, reaches into his bag and says, 'I've got goodies for you kids.' He proceeds to hand out scrap metal and cigarettes to them. Then he takes off his beard and says 'There is no Santa 'cause I ate him.
Title: Re: benchmstr is legit.
Post by: Purple Aki on December 30, 2013, 03:51:09 AM
Oh right, if some civvie nerd with a penchant for dressing up in camouflage and posing for pics with weapons says it's true, it must be.
Title: Re: benchmstr is legit.
Post by: dr.chimps on December 30, 2013, 03:56:32 AM
Pretty sure that any imprimatur by Alice is not worth a plug nickle. Sorry, bench.
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Post by: _aj_ on December 30, 2013, 05:42:52 AM
The man knows his guns.
Title: Re: benchmstr is legit.
Post by: wes on December 30, 2013, 05:46:14 AM
bench for president...........good guy,and great getbigger.
Title: Re: benchmstr is legit.
Post by: Trapper_Slapper on December 30, 2013, 05:46:19 AM
As legit as the come. 8)
Title: Re: benchmstr is legit.
Post by: Alex23 on December 30, 2013, 05:02:39 PM
Pretty sure that any imprimatur by Alice is not worth a plug nickle. Sorry, bench.

Calm your tits son and be more like bench.

Real men don't spend a copious amount of time bitching about other men.
Title: Re: benchmstr is legit.
Post by: Marty Champions on December 30, 2013, 05:05:52 PM
bnchmastre =groink
Title: Re: benchmstr is legit.
Post by: dr.chimps on December 30, 2013, 05:07:55 PM
Calm your tits son and be more like bench.

Real men don't spend a copious amount of time bitching about other men.
Time better spent stalking Getbig women?     ::)
Title: Re: benchmstr is legit.
Post by: Alex23 on December 30, 2013, 05:08:45 PM
Time better spent stalking Getbig women?     ::)

Like I said, keep whining and bitching sugar tits...  :-*
Title: Re: benchmstr is legit.
Post by: tommywishbone on December 30, 2013, 05:10:39 PM
If Benchmaster ran for Mayor in my little town, I would get out there and beat people senseless if they didn't vote for him. Solid individual.
Title: Re: benchmstr is legit.
Post by: dr.chimps on December 30, 2013, 05:15:12 PM
If Benchmaster ran for Mayor in my little town, I would get out there and beat people senseless if they didn't vote for him. Solid individual.
But imagine if Alice was his Deputy. People would beat you. It's a win, er...win.  :-\
Title: Re: benchmstr is legit.
Post by: Alex23 on December 30, 2013, 05:23:16 PM
But imagine if Alice was his Deputy. People would beat you. It's a win, er...win.  :-\

... and he keeps going. What whiny bitch you are... complaining and complaining about bigger men.

Title: Re: benchmstr is legit.
Post by: arce1988 on December 30, 2013, 05:47:25 PM
Semper Fidelis
Title: Re: benchmstr is legit.
Post by: loco on December 30, 2013, 05:50:47 PM
benchmstr stopped posting shortly before, and then started posting again sortly after the Osama Bin Laden raid.  Hmmm.
Title: Re: benchmstr is legit.
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 30, 2013, 05:53:26 PM
He has guns I'm not messing with him.
Title: Re: benchmstr is legit.
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on December 31, 2013, 07:21:24 AM
He has guns I'm not messing with him.
and he hunt wild boars with his own hands and a rambo knife only
Title: Re: benchmstr is legit.
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on December 31, 2013, 07:22:41 AM
Benchmaster is so alpha so when he left his childhood home for college he said to his father " remember dad you are the man in the house now"
Title: Re: benchmstr is legit.
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on December 31, 2013, 07:23:31 AM
Benchmaster is so alpha that when a zombie bites him the zombie turns to benchmaster
Title: Re: benchmstr is legit.
Post by: Alex23 on December 31, 2013, 07:55:58 AM
during his first tour in Iraq, they would cancel A-10 Warthog air support and call him instead.
Title: Re: benchmstr is legit.
Post by: Alex23 on January 05, 2014, 04:14:15 PM
bench uses .22lr and blows up tanks @500 yards.
Title: Re: benchmstr is legit.
Post by: Kwon_2 on June 06, 2014, 10:28:22 AM
Oh right, if some civvie nerd with a penchant for dressing up in camouflage and posing for pics with weapons says it's true, it must be.


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