Author Topic: benchmstr is legit. (Read 2731 times)

Alex23 · « **on:** December 29, 2013, 08:12:30 PM »

... I know for a fact

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So pumpkin heads, stop trying to discredit this great American hero.

TexasSpeed.

Roger Bacon · « **Reply #1 on:** December 29, 2013, 08:42:44 PM »

We once had a bachelor party for Benchmstr. He ate the entire cake, before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.

Roger Bacon · « **Reply #2 on:** December 29, 2013, 08:44:03 PM »

He has a toenail on the end of his penis.

Roger Bacon · « **Reply #3 on:** December 29, 2013, 08:46:09 PM »

Did I ever tell you about the time Benchmstr forced me to wear a woman's bikini? Well anyway, he tears off my clothes and forces me to wear this skimpy bikini. For the next three months I had to conduct my business wearing only a woman's bathing suit. I would cry from shame and question my manhood daily, but Ill be damned if at the end of the quarter my sales hadn't tripled.

LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt · « **Reply #4 on:** December 29, 2013, 08:47:51 PM »

Gimmicks entertaining themselves Lmfao

Roger Bacon · « **Reply #5 on:** December 29, 2013, 08:49:27 PM »

Did I ever tell you about the time Benchmstr and I went horseback riding, but there weren't any horses around? Anyway, Benchmstr throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Wyoming for three days. Well, wouldn't ya know it, my stamina increased with each day, and I develop tremendous leg muscles. So anyway, Benchmstr decides to enter me into the Breeders Cup under the name Turkish Delight. And Im running in second place, and I'm running, and I break my ankle. So anyway, they're about to shoot me. Then someone from the crowd yells out, God bless him, Dont shoot him, hes a human.

benchmstr · « **Reply #6 on:** December 29, 2013, 10:09:52 PM »

Quote from: Roger Bacon on December 29, 2013, 08:49:27 PM

Did I ever tell you about the time Benchmstr and I went horseback riding, but there weren't any horses around? Anyway, Benchmstr throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Wyoming for three days. Well, wouldn't ya know it, my stamina increased with each day, and I develop tremendous leg muscles. So anyway, Benchmstr decides to enter me into the Breeders Cup under the name Turkish Delight. And Im running in second place, and I'm running, and I break my ankle. So anyway, they're about to shoot me. Then someone from the crowd yells out, God bless him, Dont shoot him, hes a human.

Bwahahaha SNL used to be epic lol

Bench

Alex23 · « **Reply #7 on:** December 29, 2013, 10:10:47 PM »

Quote from: benchmstr on December 29, 2013, 10:09:52 PM

Bwahahaha SNL used to be epic lol

Bench

We love you chief. Please keep posting

Kim Jong Bob · « **Reply #8 on:** December 30, 2013, 02:49:32 AM »

Never talked to him but the impression i got is that he is the manliest man on getbig..a true alpha. He is my male rolemodel

Army of One · « **Reply #9 on:** December 30, 2013, 03:31:39 AM »

Always struck me like the Army Dad from American Beauty

Roger Bacon · « **Reply #10 on:** December 30, 2013, 03:36:11 AM »

One time I asked Benchmstr to dress up like Santa for a Christmas party I was throwing for my children. Well Benchmstr shows up as Santa, reaches into his bag and says, 'I've got goodies for you kids.' He proceeds to hand out scrap metal and cigarettes to them. Then he takes off his beard and says 'There is no Santa 'cause I ate him.

Purple Aki · « **Reply #11 on:** December 30, 2013, 03:51:09 AM »

Oh right, if some civvie nerd with a penchant for dressing up in camouflage and posing for pics with weapons says it's true, it must be.

dr.chimps · « **Reply #12 on:** December 30, 2013, 03:56:32 AM »

Pretty sure that any imprimatur by Alice is not worth a plug nickle. Sorry, bench.

_aj_ · « **Reply #13 on:** December 30, 2013, 05:42:52 AM »

The man knows his guns.

wes · « **Reply #14 on:** December 30, 2013, 05:46:14 AM »

bench for president...........good guy,and great getbigger.

Trapper_Slapper · « **Reply #15 on:** December 30, 2013, 05:46:19 AM »

As legit as the come.

Alex23 · « **Reply #16 on:** December 30, 2013, 05:02:39 PM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on December 30, 2013, 03:56:32 AM

Pretty sure that any imprimatur by Alice is not worth a plug nickle. Sorry, bench.

Calm your tits son and be more like bench.

Real men don't spend a copious amount of time bitching about other men.

Marty Champions · « **Reply #17 on:** December 30, 2013, 05:05:52 PM »

bnchmastre =groink

dr.chimps · « **Reply #18 on:** December 30, 2013, 05:07:55 PM »

Quote from: Alex23 on December 30, 2013, 05:02:39 PM

Calm your tits son and be more like bench.

Real men don't spend a copious amount of time bitching about other men.

Time better spent stalking Getbig women?

Alex23 · « **Reply #19 on:** December 30, 2013, 05:08:45 PM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on December 30, 2013, 05:07:55 PM

Time better spent stalking Getbig women?

Like I said, keep whining and bitching sugar tits...

tommywishbone · « **Reply #20 on:** December 30, 2013, 05:10:39 PM »

If Benchmaster ran for Mayor in my little town, I would get out there and beat people senseless if they didn't vote for him. Solid individual.

dr.chimps · « **Reply #21 on:** December 30, 2013, 05:15:12 PM »

Quote from: tommywishbone on December 30, 2013, 05:10:39 PM

If Benchmaster ran for Mayor in my little town, I would get out there and beat people senseless if they didn't vote for him. Solid individual.

But imagine if Alice was his Deputy. People would beat you. It's a win, er...win. $:-\$

Alex23 · « **Reply #22 on:** December 30, 2013, 05:23:16 PM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on December 30, 2013, 05:15:12 PM

But imagine if Alice was his Deputy. People would beat you. It's a win, er...win. $:-\$

... and he keeps going. What whiny bitch you are... complaining and complaining about bigger men.

arce1988 · « **Reply #23 on:** December 30, 2013, 05:47:25 PM »

Semper Fidelis

loco · « **Reply #24 on:** December 30, 2013, 05:50:47 PM »

benchmstr stopped posting shortly before, and then started posting again sortly after the Osama Bin Laden raid. Hmmm.