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Title: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
Post by: Wiggs on December 31, 2013, 09:14:46 AM
Buckle up and don't drink and drive.  8)
Title: Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
Post by: bigmc on December 31, 2013, 09:15:50 AM
is it just as dangerous to drive while insane bro

do you see giant lizards and secret planets when you are out in your car
Title: Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
Post by: Wiggs on December 31, 2013, 09:22:04 AM
is it just as dangerous to drive while insane bro

do you see giant lizards and secret planets when you are out in your car

Fuck off you snaggletoothed limey kunt.
Title: Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
Post by: Mazda323 on December 31, 2013, 09:29:05 AM
Except all the other shit that scientifically I disagree with you, on that i can't say anything.

Don't drink and drive. It is one of the most idiot ways to die, to lose a leg, a hand or to spend your life in a wheelchair.
Title: Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
Post by: tommywishbone on December 31, 2013, 09:30:37 AM
Johnny Cab for the win!
Title: Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
Post by: Tapeworm on December 31, 2013, 09:33:55 AM
You could hit a pothole and spill it.
Title: Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
Post by: James28 on December 31, 2013, 09:34:17 AM
Taxi cab for the win!

Got ours booked for 3am. 2 mile journey back to my place and the Paki c/unt wants £25  >:(
Title: Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
Post by: wes on December 31, 2013, 09:34:56 AM
Johnny Cab for the win!
LOL  ;D
Title: Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
Post by: CalvinH on December 31, 2013, 09:36:26 AM
is it just as dangerous to drive while insane bro

do you see giant lizards and secret planets when you are out in your car

Fuck off you snaggletoothed limey kunt.


Quality post's ;D
Title: Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
Post by: funk51 on December 31, 2013, 09:36:35 AM
Johnny Cab for the win!
good one ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
Post by: Royalty on December 31, 2013, 09:37:43 AM
Fuck off you snaggletoothed limey kunt.


Omg!! I like the response! May I use it? (not on getbig of course)
Title: Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 31, 2013, 09:40:17 AM
Shizzo cant drink or post for 2 weeks.
Title: Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
Post by: SilverSpoon on December 31, 2013, 09:40:28 AM
This is why I made my reservations for 6 p.m.

I will have a nice meal with the wife, and ONE drink.

I will go home and put the kids to bed (they should be asleep already, but the girls almost always wake up when I come home).  

Then, I will sip some champagne I have chilling with my wife.

Bereche Rive Gauche.

Title: Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
Post by: Irongrip400 on December 31, 2013, 09:41:06 AM
I'll be walking to the neighbors houses, no need to drive. Neighborhood station party.
Title: Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
Post by: Tapeworm on December 31, 2013, 09:42:42 AM
This is why I made my reservations for 6 p.m.

I will have a nice meal with the wife, and ONE drink.

I will go home and put the kids to bed (they should be asleep already, but the girls almost always wake up when I come home).  

Then, I will sip some champagne I have chilling with my wife.

Bereche Rive Gauche.



I'm amazed you could fit her in the fridge.
Title: Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
Post by: Donny on December 31, 2013, 09:43:09 AM

Omg!! I like the response! May I use it? (not on getbig of course)
Idiot
Title: Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
Post by: bigmc on December 31, 2013, 09:49:57 AM
Fuck off you snaggletoothed limey kunt.

 ;D

hit a nerve there jamal?

you pissed cause your 500 predictions that the world would end this year turned out to be the ravings

of an unemployed drug addict  :-*
Title: Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
Post by: CalvinH on December 31, 2013, 09:52:01 AM
I'm amazed you could fit her in the fridge.



 ;D
Title: Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
Post by: stuntmovie on December 31, 2013, 09:54:51 AM
I think WIGGS still lives in Las Vegas where drinking and driving are serious offenses, but it's gonna be difficult for many drinkers in this town to turn downNew Year's Eve  offers such as this one being offered at the Silverton Hotel and Casino this evening (New Year's Eve).

ALL YOU CAN DRINK FOR A THREE HOUR PERIOD BEFORE MIDNITE (I forget  what time that 3-hour period starts adn ends) FOR THE PRICE OF $20!

That offer is good enough to encourage me to become an alcoholic but two glasses of anything that has alcohol in it, puts me sound to sleep.

So to be perfectly honest,  I've never been DRUNK, but I have been called a SLEEPAHOLIC once or twice.

So tonite I'll be called out of  a deep slumber to come to the rescue of at least two groups of my alcoholic buds .... all USMC....  because ... once one, always one! Yada, yada, yada ........  SEMPER FI still holds true!

WIGGS! Be advised that the troopers are out in force and are issuing tickets even if you're sober but changing lanes a little to fast.... and other stuff like that.

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU ALL!
Title: Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
Post by: WalterWhite on December 31, 2013, 10:02:07 AM
Johnny Cab for the win!

 :D  :) ;D (the extra is for Arce).
Title: Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
Post by: Wiggs on December 31, 2013, 10:02:54 AM
I think WIGGS still lives in Las Vegas where drinking and driving are serious offenses, but it's gonna be difficult for many drinkers in this town to turn downNew Year's Eve  offers such as this one being offered at the Silverton Hotel and Casino this evening (New Year's Eve).

ALL YOU CAN DRINK FOR A THREE HOUR PERIOD BEFORE MIDNITE (I forget  what time that 3-hour period starts adn ends) FOR THE PRICE OF $20!

That offer is good enough to encourage me to become an alcoholic but two glasses of anything that has alcohol in it, puts me sound to sleep.

So to be perfectly honest,  I've never been DRUNK, but I have been called a SLEEPAHOLIC once or twice.

So tonite I'll be called out of  a deep slumber to come to the rescue of at least two groups of my alcoholic buds .... all USMC....  because ... once one, always one! Yada, yada, yada ........

SEMPER FI still holds true!

WIGGS! Be advised that the troopers are out in force and are issuing tickets even if you're sober but changing lanes a little to fast.... and other stuff like that.


Yep, I'm still here. I'm not leaving the house after sundown. I've never been into the whole New Years celebration thing. I'll stay in and enjoy some God's wonderful marijuana and contemplate my financial, female and career plans for the coming year. I've never been a drinker. I'll drink a German beer every now and then and I drink wine with good meals but hard liquor and cheep beer taste like shit.  I can't deal with the throwing up, numbness and other effects of alcohol in excess. I'd rather have a nice smoke and relax any day of the week. With that said.........Don't smoke and drive either!
Title: Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 31, 2013, 10:05:45 AM
Yep, I'm still here. I'm not leaving the house after sundown. I've never been into the whole New Years celebration thing. I'll stay in and enjoy some God's wonderful marijuana and contemplate my financial, female and career plans for the coming year. I've never been a drinker. I'll drink a German beer every now and then and I drink with good meals but hard liquor and cheep beer taste like shit.  I can't deal with the throwing up, numbness and other effects of alcohol in excess. I'd rather have a nice smoke and relax any day of the week. With that said.........Don't smoke and drive either!
What time will Falcon be there to discuss planetary alignment and smoke a little bud?
Title: Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
Post by: Wiggs on December 31, 2013, 10:11:13 AM
;D

hit a nerve there jamal?

you pissed cause your 500 predictions that the world would end this year turned out to be the ravings

of an unemployed drug addict  :-*

I think it's I that hit a nerve, reading your post. "jamal"? unemployed? drug addict? 500 predictions? world would end this year? Not a single fact in this post. Carry on...You've been embarrassed and are trying to save face. Keep trying.
Title: Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
Post by: LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt on December 31, 2013, 10:14:35 AM
Buckle up and don't drink and drive.  8)
grea advice wiggs    I look at everything as risk vs reward   the most I ever spent on a taxi was 200 in the course of a night and this was 3 or 4 diff clubs and then the ride to and from the burbs to the downtown core.   considering a DUI charge vehicle getting impounded would cost about 5000 long term in tow fees impound fees lawyer fees and elevated insurance rates.  I think 200 is a bargain.   


and of course that a best case scenario   you could always hurt or even kill someone.   
Title: Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
Post by: Kwon_2 on December 31, 2013, 11:13:24 AM
Will Drink

Will not Drive

Will Brink
Title: Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
Post by: The True Adonis on December 31, 2013, 11:15:48 AM
Can I drink and drive on my property Wiggs?
Title: Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
Post by: Kwon_2 on December 31, 2013, 11:21:55 AM
Am i allowed to drive in my Golf Cart while drinking Dom P, Wiggles?
Title: Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
Post by: Rambone on December 31, 2013, 11:22:13 AM
I enjoy drinking while driving. Really makes the trip go by faster.
Title: Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
Post by: Wiggs on December 31, 2013, 11:31:55 AM
Can I drink and drive on my property Wiggs?

Adam as much as you may think I don't like you, it would truly hurt my soul if something were to happen to you. Legally no, you cannot drink and drive even on your property.  I wouldn't drink and drive period.
Title: Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
Post by: Teutonic Knight on December 31, 2013, 12:56:59 PM
;D

hit a nerve there jamal?

you pissed cause your 500 predictions that the world would end this year turned out to be the ravings

of an unemployed drug addict  :-*

 ;D ;D ;D
Sydney: January 1, 2014 at 8am & still no Ison  ???
Title: Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
Post by: bigmc on December 31, 2013, 01:27:29 PM
I think it's I that hit a nerve, reading your post. "jamal"? unemployed? drug addict? 500 predictions? world would end this year? Not a single fact in this post. Carry on...You've been embarrassed and are trying to save face. Keep trying.

what was a lie

did you predict the end of the world - yep

do you smoke so many drugs your brain is fried - yep

are you unemployed - yep

the truth about you is much funnier than anything i could make up

keep trying  :-*
Title: Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
Post by: SF1900 on December 31, 2013, 01:36:58 PM
what was a lie

did you predict the end of the world - yep

do you smoke so many drugs your brain is fried - yep

are you unemployed - yep

the truth about you is much funnier than anything i could make up

keep trying  :-*


I feel bad for Wiggs if he really has no job. I was thinking that maybe Wiggs can move in with Johnny Falcon and paint houses and mow lawns together.
Title: Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
Post by: Wiggs on December 31, 2013, 01:45:28 PM


I feel bad for Wiggs if he really has no job. I was thinking that maybe Wiggs can move in with Johnny Falcon and paint houses and mow lawns together.

1. I don't do manual labor. I respect the people that do because of what it gives us and the effort it requires but I figure my people have done enough manual labor to last many lifetimes. The manual labor we did in Babylon, the manual labor we did in Egypt and the manual labor we did in America. The Hebrews...In slavery not 1, not 2, but 3 times! So you can understand if I leave the manual labor to other people. Although I'm very good at it when I'm forced to. Lots of practice imprinted on the DNA I guess.

2. I'm doing fine. But thanks for your concern.  ;)
Title: Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
Post by: bigmc on December 31, 2013, 01:46:49 PM
1. I don't do manual labor. I respect the people that do because of what it gives us and the effort it requires but I figure my people have done enough manual labor to last many lifetimes. The manual labor we did in Babylon, the manual labor we did in Egypt and the manual labor we did in America. The Hebrews...In slavery not 1, not 2, but 3 times! So you can understand if I leave the manual labor to other people. Although I'm very good at it when I'm forced to. Lots of practice imprinted on the DNA I guess.

2. I'm doing fine. But thanks for your concern.  ;)

great work ethic

i hope you are trolling
Title: Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
Post by: SF1900 on December 31, 2013, 01:49:05 PM
1. I don't do manual labor. I respect the people that do because of what it gives us and the effort it requires but I figure my people have done enough manual labor to last many lifetimes. The manual labor we did in Babylon, the manual labor we did in Egypt and the manual labor we did in America. The Hebrews...In slavery not 1, not 2, but 3 times! So you can understand if I leave the manual labor to other people. Although I'm very good at it when I'm forced to. Lots of practice imprinted on the DNA I guess.

2. I'm doing fine. But thanks for your concern.  ;)


Wiggs, are you against all Hebrews doing manual labor? Or just yourself?
Title: Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
Post by: Wiggs on December 31, 2013, 01:59:36 PM


Wiggs, are you against all Hebrews doing manual labor? Or just yourself?

It's a personal choice. My manual labor is done in the gym and the chores I do (although I enjoy cooking). Other than that, no, I'm not doing manual labor for a career. As I stated, we've done enough and the idea that we're lazy when looking throughout history especially America is laughable. No other race has of people have been worked harder for so long in history. It's in the Bible and we have history. I'm not saying not to work. You must work in some way or another. I'm saying the work I do will be unlike the work my people are used to doing.
Title: Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
Post by: Van_Bilderass on December 31, 2013, 02:05:29 PM
Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly?


Legally no, you cannot drink and drive even on your property.  I wouldn't drink and drive period.

It must be legal in some parts of the US, a while ago I read some news story about some dude drinking and driving legally on his property.
Title: Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 31, 2013, 02:06:07 PM
It's a personal choice. My manual labor is done in the gym and the chores I do (although I enjoy cooking). Other than that, no, I'm not doing manual labor for a career. As I stated, we've done enough and the idea that we're lazy when looking throughout history especially America is laughable. No other race has of people have been worked harder for so long in history. It's in the Bible and we have history. I'm not saying not to work. You must work in some way or another. I'm saying the work I do will be unlike the work my people are used to doing.
Oh brother I see another debate coming around with Falcon.
Title: Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
Post by: Wiggs on December 31, 2013, 02:09:43 PM
Oh brother I see another debate coming around with Falcon.

I know. I know how he feels about it. Good for him. Look Christ was a Carpenter and he was a Hebrew. So no, I don't think I'm too good for it. As I originally  stated we'd have none of the stuff we have. Lets just say the Wiggs generation of Hebrews is taking a break and using his beautiful mind to labor vs. his body.
Title: Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
Post by: calfzilla on December 31, 2013, 02:10:29 PM
I do not party on New Years just too many people and over zealous cops but I agree with wiggs do NOT drink and drive.

Yeah drunk driving is blown out of proportion, meaning buzzed driving isn't as dangerous as they say, but you are a major asshole if you get behind the wheel while shitso level toasted.
Title: Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
Post by: DroppingPlates on December 31, 2013, 02:12:37 PM
Why bother, there are plenty of depressed people :D
Title: Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
Post by: The Ugly on December 31, 2013, 02:54:34 PM

It must be legal in some parts of the US, a while ago I read some news story about some dude drinking and driving legally on his property.

Probably depends on the state. Some have gone way overboard with DUI legislation. I've heard of people getting them on bicycles and even skateboards, which is just silly. Defeats the purpose of the law's original intent.
Title: Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
Post by: 240 is Back on December 31, 2013, 04:05:47 PM
I'm gigging at a super classy joint tonight.  and I'm not having a SINGLE drop of alcohol.  There are WAY too many idiots out there tonight - we need to drive DEFENSIVE tonight.  If something doesn't look right - pull over and let an idiot pass you.  So many tragic accidents on New Years... truly amateurs night :(
Title: Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
Post by: Branchs Ears on December 31, 2013, 04:10:47 PM
I'm gigging at a super classy joint tonight.  and I'm not having a SINGLE drop of alcohol.  There are WAY too many idiots out there tonight - we need to drive DEFENSIVE tonight.  If something doesn't look right - pull over and let an idiot pass you.  So many tragic accidents on New Years... truly amateurs night :(
This.   New Years is the worst night of the year to go out. The clubs are packed with idiots that go out one night a year, get drunk and act like fools. The roads are an accident waiting to happen and the cops have checkpoints everywhere.
Title: Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
Post by: calfzilla on December 31, 2013, 06:53:30 PM
I'm gigging at a super classy joint tonight.  and I'm not having a SINGLE drop of alcohol.  There are WAY too many idiots out there tonight - we need to drive DEFENSIVE tonight.  If something doesn't look right - pull over and let an idiot pass you.  So many tragic accidents on New Years... truly amateurs night :(

Well said. And a bunch of aggressive pigs just waiting to bust a fella who had just a drop of alcohol after his gig.
Title: Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
Post by: wes on December 31, 2013, 07:01:19 PM
Right now I`m driving to the TV to watch the repeat of Alvarez VS Mayweather.
Title: Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on December 31, 2013, 09:27:14 PM
240 is right...Tonight is amateur hour and many people will lose their lives not for being drunk but for getting hit by someone who rarely drinks but thinks they can handle it no problem...
Title: Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
Post by: booty on December 31, 2013, 10:13:55 PM
Fuck off you snaggletoothed limey kunt.
Hey I am snaggletooth.   :'(
Title: Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on December 31, 2013, 10:30:42 PM
I would love to get drunk with Wiggs, no homo and dead serious. Would be a great time of stimulating conversation and outright shennanigans.
Title: Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
Post by: TheShape on December 31, 2013, 10:38:36 PM
It's a personal choice. My manual labor is done in the gym and the chores I do (although I enjoy cooking). Other than that, no, I'm not doing manual labor for a career. As I stated, we've done enough and the idea that we're lazy when looking throughout history especially America is laughable. No other race has of people have been worked harder for so long in history. It's in the Bible and we have history. I'm not saying not to work. You must work in some way or another. I'm saying the work I do will be unlike the work my people are used to doing.
Good luck on being employed at a cubicle surfing Getbig all day.
Title: Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
Post by: 240 is Back on January 01, 2014, 12:11:50 AM
I had to drive 45 minutes from the beach.  Nice gig, great pay, okay tips, female attendance was less-than-hot, but it was a cool 3 hours show.

I almost got creamed twice by idiots coming out of side streets WAY too fast.   I slowed down once and went to the center passing lane once.  

I'm the getbigger wearing white tie, white vest, and black kangol hat.  Refreshingly ghetto....

And playing a $3000 guitar that cost double what I paid for the vehicle I was driving.  Priorities.   :D
Title: Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
Post by: O.Z. on January 01, 2014, 04:07:26 AM
I had to drive 45 minutes from the beach.  Nice gig, great pay, okay tips, female attendance was less-than-hot, but it was a cool 3 hours show.

I almost got creamed twice by idiots coming out of side streets WAY too fast.   I slowed down once and went to the center passing lane once.  

I'm the getbigger wearing white tie, white vest, and black kangol hat.  Refreshingly ghetto....

And playing a $3000 guitar that cost double what I paid for the vehicle I was driving.  Priorities.   :D

Do you make more money playing bass or making websites
Title: Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
Post by: Wolfox on January 01, 2014, 04:10:23 AM
Had to go grab some tacos and run a mile before I felt safe to drive home tonight.

Home safe @ 4am west coast - mission accomplished.  8)

Title: Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
Post by: calfzilla on January 01, 2014, 04:54:34 AM
Had to go grab some tacos and run a mile before I felt safe to drive home tonight.

Home safe @ 4am west coast - mission accomplished.  8)



Would be very ironic if you were killed by shizzo.
Title: Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on January 01, 2014, 05:45:11 AM
Buckle up and don't drink and drive.  8)

but post and toast!
Title: Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
Post by: wes on January 01, 2014, 06:52:10 AM
I had to drive 45 minutes from the beach.  Nice gig, great pay, okay tips, female attendance was less-than-hot, but it was a cool 3 hours show.

I almost got creamed twice by idiots coming out of side streets WAY too fast.   I slowed down once and went to the center passing lane once. 

I'm the getbigger wearing white tie, white vest, and black kangol hat.  Refreshingly ghetto....

And playing a $3000 guitar that cost double what I paid for the vehicle I was driving.  Priorities.   :D
Looking like the Caucasion version of Samuel L. Jackson sporting that Kangol and shit!   ;)
Title: Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on January 01, 2014, 07:00:08 AM
I had to drive 45 minutes from the beach.  Nice gig, great pay, okay tips, female attendance was less-than-hot, but it was a cool 3 hours show.

I almost got creamed twice by idiots coming out of side streets WAY too fast.   I slowed down once and went to the center passing lane once.  

I'm the getbigger wearing white tie, white vest, and black kangol hat.  Refreshingly ghetto....

And playing a $3000 guitar that cost double what I paid for the vehicle I was driving.  Priorities.   :D

Backwards Kangol hat?? Buddy, this ain't 1996
Title: Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
Post by: galeniko on January 01, 2014, 07:08:52 AM
Except all the other shit that scientifically I disagree with you, on that i can't say anything.

Don't drink and drive. It is one of the most idiot ways to die, to lose a leg, a hand or to spend your life in a wheelchair.
or to kill someone or put them into disabilty and then cry "i am so sorry".


Title: Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
Post by: 240 is Back on January 01, 2014, 07:42:24 AM
Backwards Kangol hat?? Buddy, this ain't 1996

I see myself as a modern version of Nino Brown from New jack City, minus the drug dealing and cool sunglasses.

Title: Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
Post by: wes on January 01, 2014, 07:43:15 AM
I see myself as a modern version of Nino Brown from New jack City, minus the drug dealing and cool sunglasses.


AM I MY BROTHERS KEEPER

;D
Title: Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
Post by: 240 is Back on January 01, 2014, 07:47:00 AM
Do you make more money playing bass or making websites

depends on the week.  i miss playing bass :(  I had to go and get good on the 6-string and buy a full PA system... so now I've painted myself into a corner where I can't sneak off guitar anymore.  I get to call the shots, but it's way more work and stress.   On bass, I could be tanked and play a flawless show.  100% perfect most shows.  Owned that shit.   The 6-string guitar is much more complex, so many more factors... and when my rhythm section sucks donkey schlong, ugh...
Title: Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
Post by: oldtimer1 on January 01, 2014, 02:58:55 PM
If drinking and driving is something that is frowned upon why does almost every bar have a parking lot?