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Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
« on: December 31, 2013, 09:14:46 AM »
Buckle up and don't drink and drive.  8)
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Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2013, 09:15:50 AM »
is it just as dangerous to drive while insane bro

do you see giant lizards and secret planets when you are out in your car
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Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2013, 09:22:04 AM »
is it just as dangerous to drive while insane bro

do you see giant lizards and secret planets when you are out in your car

Fuck off you snaggletoothed limey kunt.
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Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2013, 09:29:05 AM »
Except all the other shit that scientifically I disagree with you, on that i can't say anything.

Don't drink and drive. It is one of the most idiot ways to die, to lose a leg, a hand or to spend your life in a wheelchair.

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Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2013, 09:30:37 AM »
Johnny Cab for the win!
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Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2013, 09:33:55 AM »
You could hit a pothole and spill it.

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Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
« Reply #6 on: December 31, 2013, 09:34:17 AM »
Taxi cab for the win!

Got ours booked for 3am. 2 mile journey back to my place and the Paki c/unt wants £25  >:(
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Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
« Reply #7 on: December 31, 2013, 09:34:56 AM »

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Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
« Reply #8 on: December 31, 2013, 09:36:26 AM »
is it just as dangerous to drive while insane bro

do you see giant lizards and secret planets when you are out in your car

Fuck off you snaggletoothed limey kunt.


Quality post's ;D

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Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
« Reply #9 on: December 31, 2013, 09:36:35 AM »
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Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
« Reply #10 on: December 31, 2013, 09:37:43 AM »
Fuck off you snaggletoothed limey kunt.


Omg!! I like the response! May I use it? (not on getbig of course)

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Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
« Reply #11 on: December 31, 2013, 09:40:17 AM »
Shizzo cant drink or post for 2 weeks.

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Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
« Reply #12 on: December 31, 2013, 09:40:28 AM »
This is why I made my reservations for 6 p.m.

I will have a nice meal with the wife, and ONE drink.

I will go home and put the kids to bed (they should be asleep already, but the girls almost always wake up when I come home).  

Then, I will sip some champagne I have chilling with my wife.

Bereche Rive Gauche.


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Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
« Reply #13 on: December 31, 2013, 09:41:06 AM »
I'll be walking to the neighbors houses, no need to drive. Neighborhood station party.

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Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
« Reply #14 on: December 31, 2013, 09:42:42 AM »
This is why I made my reservations for 6 p.m.

I will have a nice meal with the wife, and ONE drink.

I will go home and put the kids to bed (they should be asleep already, but the girls almost always wake up when I come home).  

Then, I will sip some champagne I have chilling with my wife.

Bereche Rive Gauche.



I'm amazed you could fit her in the fridge.

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Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
« Reply #15 on: December 31, 2013, 09:43:09 AM »

Omg!! I like the response! May I use it? (not on getbig of course)
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Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
« Reply #16 on: December 31, 2013, 09:49:57 AM »
Fuck off you snaggletoothed limey kunt.

 ;D

hit a nerve there jamal?

you pissed cause your 500 predictions that the world would end this year turned out to be the ravings

of an unemployed drug addict  :-*
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Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
« Reply #17 on: December 31, 2013, 09:52:01 AM »
I'm amazed you could fit her in the fridge.



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Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
« Reply #18 on: December 31, 2013, 09:54:51 AM »
I think WIGGS still lives in Las Vegas where drinking and driving are serious offenses, but it's gonna be difficult for many drinkers in this town to turn downNew Year's Eve  offers such as this one being offered at the Silverton Hotel and Casino this evening (New Year's Eve).

ALL YOU CAN DRINK FOR A THREE HOUR PERIOD BEFORE MIDNITE (I forget  what time that 3-hour period starts adn ends) FOR THE PRICE OF $20!

That offer is good enough to encourage me to become an alcoholic but two glasses of anything that has alcohol in it, puts me sound to sleep.

So to be perfectly honest,  I've never been DRUNK, but I have been called a SLEEPAHOLIC once or twice.

So tonite I'll be called out of  a deep slumber to come to the rescue of at least two groups of my alcoholic buds .... all USMC....  because ... once one, always one! Yada, yada, yada ........  SEMPER FI still holds true!

WIGGS! Be advised that the troopers are out in force and are issuing tickets even if you're sober but changing lanes a little to fast.... and other stuff like that.

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU ALL!

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Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
« Reply #19 on: December 31, 2013, 10:02:07 AM »
Johnny Cab for the win!

 :D  :) ;D (the extra is for Arce).

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Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
« Reply #20 on: December 31, 2013, 10:02:54 AM »
I think WIGGS still lives in Las Vegas where drinking and driving are serious offenses, but it's gonna be difficult for many drinkers in this town to turn downNew Year's Eve  offers such as this one being offered at the Silverton Hotel and Casino this evening (New Year's Eve).

ALL YOU CAN DRINK FOR A THREE HOUR PERIOD BEFORE MIDNITE (I forget  what time that 3-hour period starts adn ends) FOR THE PRICE OF $20!

That offer is good enough to encourage me to become an alcoholic but two glasses of anything that has alcohol in it, puts me sound to sleep.

So to be perfectly honest,  I've never been DRUNK, but I have been called a SLEEPAHOLIC once or twice.

So tonite I'll be called out of  a deep slumber to come to the rescue of at least two groups of my alcoholic buds .... all USMC....  because ... once one, always one! Yada, yada, yada ........

SEMPER FI still holds true!

WIGGS! Be advised that the troopers are out in force and are issuing tickets even if you're sober but changing lanes a little to fast.... and other stuff like that.


Yep, I'm still here. I'm not leaving the house after sundown. I've never been into the whole New Years celebration thing. I'll stay in and enjoy some God's wonderful marijuana and contemplate my financial, female and career plans for the coming year. I've never been a drinker. I'll drink a German beer every now and then and I drink wine with good meals but hard liquor and cheep beer taste like shit.  I can't deal with the throwing up, numbness and other effects of alcohol in excess. I'd rather have a nice smoke and relax any day of the week. With that said.........Don't smoke and drive either!
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Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
« Reply #21 on: December 31, 2013, 10:05:45 AM »
Yep, I'm still here. I'm not leaving the house after sundown. I've never been into the whole New Years celebration thing. I'll stay in and enjoy some God's wonderful marijuana and contemplate my financial, female and career plans for the coming year. I've never been a drinker. I'll drink a German beer every now and then and I drink with good meals but hard liquor and cheep beer taste like shit.  I can't deal with the throwing up, numbness and other effects of alcohol in excess. I'd rather have a nice smoke and relax any day of the week. With that said.........Don't smoke and drive either!
What time will Falcon be there to discuss planetary alignment and smoke a little bud?

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Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
« Reply #22 on: December 31, 2013, 10:11:13 AM »
;D

hit a nerve there jamal?

you pissed cause your 500 predictions that the world would end this year turned out to be the ravings

of an unemployed drug addict  :-*

I think it's I that hit a nerve, reading your post. "jamal"? unemployed? drug addict? 500 predictions? world would end this year? Not a single fact in this post. Carry on...You've been embarrassed and are trying to save face. Keep trying.
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Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
« Reply #23 on: December 31, 2013, 10:14:35 AM »
Buckle up and don't drink and drive.  8)
grea advice wiggs    I look at everything as risk vs reward   the most I ever spent on a taxi was 200 in the course of a night and this was 3 or 4 diff clubs and then the ride to and from the burbs to the downtown core.   considering a DUI charge vehicle getting impounded would cost about 5000 long term in tow fees impound fees lawyer fees and elevated insurance rates.  I think 200 is a bargain.   


and of course that a best case scenario   you could always hurt or even kill someone.   
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Re: Gentlemen, please don't drink and drive tonight
« Reply #24 on: December 31, 2013, 11:13:24 AM »
Will Drink

Will not Drive

Will Brink