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Title: Wes is confirmed legit, just talked to him on the phone
Post by: tommywishbone on January 20, 2014, 04:58:43 PM
I realize most of you cats thought Wes was just some random god posting from Mt Olympus but I just spoke to him on the phone and can confirm he's a real mortal living here among us on Planet number three.  Thank you and carry on.
Title: Re: Wes is confirmed legit- just talked to him on the phone
Post by: _aj_ on January 20, 2014, 04:59:35 PM
Lmao
Title: Re: Wes is confirmed legit, just talked to him on the phone
Post by: _bruce_ on January 20, 2014, 05:04:21 PM
Didn't know that the Olympians run geriatric centers...
probably a mix of taxidermy office and brothel.
Title: Re: Wes is confirmed legit, just talked to him on the phone
Post by: BikiniSlut on January 20, 2014, 05:05:37 PM
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

A + thread.  :D

This site is just so damn funny.
Title: Re: Wes is confirmed legit, just talked to him on the phone
Post by: King Shizzo on January 20, 2014, 05:13:52 PM
Tommy needs a thread dump  :-X
Title: Shizzo is confirmed, just talked to Wes on the phone
Post by: Krankenstein on January 20, 2014, 05:22:20 PM
Its been determined....Shaun is confirmed to be as worthless here as a screen door on a submarine.
Title: Re: Shizzo is confirmed, just talked to Wes on the phone
Post by: King Shizzo on January 20, 2014, 05:23:00 PM
Its been determined....Shaun is confirmed to be as worthless here as a screen door on a submarine.
Hahahahaha!!!!
Title: Re: Wes is confirmed legit, just talked to him on the phone
Post by: wes on January 20, 2014, 05:29:44 PM
(http://i.annihil.us/u/prod/marvel//universe3zx/images/thumb/0/09/Watcher.jpg/406px-Watcher.jpg)
My sole purpose for living amongst you is to guide you onto the path or righteousness, and then later to nirvana.

Carry on mere mortals. 
Title: Re: Shizzo is confirmed, just talked to Wes on the phone
Post by: wes on January 20, 2014, 05:31:35 PM
Confirmed and legit!!

Shizzo is so dumb that he used to think Johnny Cash was a pay toilet.
Title: Re: Wes is confirmed legit, just talked to him on the phone
Post by: macos on January 20, 2014, 05:32:16 PM
Hahaha

Hello: this is Wes from planet earth. Can anyone hear me?
Title: Army of One is legit, just spoke to Army of One on the phone
Post by: Army of One on January 20, 2014, 05:34:08 PM
Confirmed, was a very one sided conversation.Said to be a true powerhouse that has been owning tits here with the strength of a 1000 for many years.
Title: Re: Shizzo is confirmed, just talked to Wes on the phone
Post by: macos on January 20, 2014, 05:34:14 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: Army of One is legit, just spoke to Army of One on the phone
Post by: che on January 20, 2014, 05:34:34 PM
Is he gay ?
Title: Re: Shizzo is confirmed, just talked to Wes on the phone
Post by: King Shizzo on January 20, 2014, 05:34:48 PM
Confirmed and legit!!

Shizzo is so dumb that he used to think Johnny Cash was a pay toilet.
I'm too young to understand that joke. You living fossil.
Title: Re: Army of One is legit, just spoke to Army of One on the phone
Post by: RUDE BUOY on January 20, 2014, 05:35:00 PM
would not hit
Title: Re: Army of One is legit, just spoke to Army of One on the phone
Post by: macos on January 20, 2014, 05:35:44 PM
He offered shizzo to suck his cock for 10 bucks.

Shizzo said,"I'll do it for free man"
Title: Re: Army of One is legit, just spoke to Army of One on the phone
Post by: Knooger on January 20, 2014, 05:36:01 PM
would not hit

Not raw.
Title: Re: Army of One is legit, just spoke to Army of One on the phone
Post by: galeniko on January 20, 2014, 05:37:06 PM
ha, someone created a running gag 8)
Title: Re: Army of One is legit, just spoke to Army of One on the phone
Post by: RUDE BUOY on January 20, 2014, 05:38:16 PM
galeniko admiring his work in this thread
Title: phone is legit, just talked to
Post by: Kwon_2 on January 20, 2014, 05:41:25 PM
Alexander Graham Bell.

Phone is legit.
Title: Re: Army of One is legit, just spoke to Army of One on the phone
Post by: macos on January 20, 2014, 05:41:27 PM
It is the work of gals sperms
Title: Re: Shizzo is confirmed, just talked to Wes on the phone
Post by: wes on January 20, 2014, 05:41:43 PM
Key word...."living",not merely existing. ;)
Title: Re: phone is legit, just talked to
Post by: macos on January 20, 2014, 05:42:00 PM
Try again
 ;D
Title: Re: phone is legit, just talked to
Post by: RUDE BUOY on January 20, 2014, 05:42:41 PM
time for another bum gif
Title: Re: Wes is confirmed legit, just talked to him on the phone
Post by: oldtimer1 on January 20, 2014, 05:43:02 PM
Wes is to legit, to legit to quit. Hammer Time!
Title: Re: Army of One is legit, just spoke to Army of One on the phone
Post by: Army of One on January 20, 2014, 05:43:41 PM
Is he gay ?

No, 2 Latina women wolf whistled at him from their car today while he was wearing a tanktop, he went home and thought of them while training on his bowflex.
Title: Re: Shizzo is confirmed, just talked to Wes on the phone
Post by: King Shizzo on January 20, 2014, 05:43:45 PM
Key word...."living",not merely existing. ;)
You are slowly winning me back. No I will not give you a blowjob. Again  :-X
Title: Re: Army of One is legit, just spoke to Army of One on the phone
Post by: RUDE BUOY on January 20, 2014, 05:44:25 PM
army of one pushing bowflex in this thread
Title: Re: Army of One is legit, just spoke to Army of One on the phone
Post by: galeniko on January 20, 2014, 05:44:35 PM
galeniko admiring his work in this thread
yah,feel like pharao who has outsourced the building of pyramids to the aliens,and now looking at the fruits of the work 8)
Title: Re: phone is legit, just talked to
Post by: macos on January 20, 2014, 05:45:34 PM
That is perfection
Title: Re: Army of One is legit, just spoke to Army of One on the phone
Post by: The Scott on January 20, 2014, 05:45:40 PM
Just tried calling myself but the line was busy.  will try later.
Title: Re: Wes is confirmed legit, just talked to him on the phone
Post by: wes on January 20, 2014, 05:46:07 PM
:D
Title: Re: Army of One is legit, just spoke to Army of One on the phone
Post by: macos on January 20, 2014, 05:47:15 PM
Just tried calling myself but the line was busy.  will try later.
haahahhaha .....dumb ass
 ;D
Title: Re: Army of One is legit, just spoke to Army of One on the phone
Post by: RUDE BUOY on January 20, 2014, 05:47:27 PM
yah,feel like pharao who has outsourced the building of pyramids to the aliens,and now looking at the fruits of the work 8)
galeniko pushing scientology in this thread
Title: Re: phone is legit, just talked to
Post by: Army of One on January 20, 2014, 05:48:10 PM
Alexander Graham Bell.

Phone is legit.

Just spoke to Antonio Meucci, said its really him who is legit, wants to arrange a posedown with Bell
Title: Re: Wes is confirmed legit, just talked to him on the phone
Post by: RUDE BUOY on January 20, 2014, 05:48:37 PM
(http://atariage.com/forums/uploads/monthly_04_2012/post-29022-0-97264800-1335246497.jpeg)
Title: Re: phone is legit, just talked to
Post by: Wiggs on January 20, 2014, 05:49:04 PM
I love the female body. It's so nice to look at, feel, taste, smell and touch.
Title: Re: phone is legit, just talked to
Post by: Army of One on January 20, 2014, 05:49:33 PM
I love the female body. It's so nice to look at, feel, taste, smell and touch.

On the wrong forum bro
Title: Re: phone is legit, just talked to
Post by: RUDE BUOY on January 20, 2014, 05:49:39 PM
wiggens showen hebrew lust in this thread
Title: Re: Wes is confirmed legit, just talked to him on the phone
Post by: King Shizzo on January 20, 2014, 05:50:27 PM
(http://atariage.com/forums/uploads/monthly_04_2012/post-29022-0-97264800-1335246497.jpeg)
Lol! Yes Rude, those are the exact eyes I had when Wes came back.
Title: Re: Wes is confirmed legit, just talked to him on the phone
Post by: che on January 20, 2014, 05:51:27 PM
Wes  is  so old , he was the first gay dinosaur  ( Megasoreass)




















Title: Re: Wes is confirmed legit, just talked to him on the phone
Post by: wes on January 20, 2014, 05:51:28 PM
You had those exact eyes `cause you were bombed out of your gourd!  :D
Title: Re: Wes is confirmed legit, just talked to him on the phone
Post by: King Shizzo on January 20, 2014, 05:53:51 PM
You had those exact eyes `cause you were bombed out of your gourd!  :D
touche  :D
Title: Re: phone is legit, just talked to
Post by: Kwon_2 on January 20, 2014, 05:54:23 PM
Just spoke to Antonio Meucci, said its really him who is legit, wants to arrange a posedown with Bell

 ;D
Title: Re: Wes is confirmed legit, just talked to him on the phone
Post by: wes on January 20, 2014, 05:55:30 PM
Wes  is  so old , he was the first gay dinosaur  ( Megasoreass)





















FUCK YOU CHE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111
Title: Re: phone is legit, just talked to
Post by: The Scott on January 20, 2014, 05:56:06 PM
I love the female body. It's so nice to look at, feel, taste, smell and touch.

That's all grand but can ya call it on the phone?
Title: Re: phone is legit, just talked to
Post by: macos on January 20, 2014, 05:57:54 PM
That's all grand but can ya call it on the phone?
Bump
Title: Re: Shizzo is confirmed, just talked to Wes on the phone
Post by: The Ugly on January 20, 2014, 05:58:45 PM
You are slowly winning me back.

I'm sure he is thrilled.
Title: Re: Shizzo is confirmed, just talked to Wes on the phone
Post by: wes on January 20, 2014, 05:59:34 PM
I'm sure he is thrilled.
To the bone !
::)
Title: Re: Shizzo is confirmed, just talked to Wes on the phone
Post by: TrueGrit on January 20, 2014, 06:00:39 PM
I'm sure he is thrilled.

 ;D
Title: Re: Shizzo is confirmed, just talked to Wes on the phone
Post by: King Shizzo on January 20, 2014, 06:01:02 PM
I'm sure he is thrilled.
Who likes the Black Crows? Do heroin much?
Title: Re: Shizzo is confirmed, just talked to Wes on the phone
Post by: The Ugly on January 20, 2014, 06:03:07 PM
Who likes the Black Crows? Do heroin much?

I'll give you that, you definitely got me beat in the avatar department.
Title: Re: Army of One is legit, just spoke to Army of One on the phone
Post by: TonyAlva on January 20, 2014, 06:18:03 PM
The libel stops now!  >:(
Title: Re: Wes is confirmed legit, just talked to him on the phone
Post by: oldtimer1 on January 20, 2014, 06:23:14 PM
Wes is so old that Adam said to Eve," Who is that old guy hanging by the Apple tree?"
Title: Re: Army of One is legit, just spoke to Army of One on the phone
Post by: Army of One on January 20, 2014, 06:34:37 PM
haahahhaha .....dumb ass
 ;D

Use callback feature
Title: Re: Army of One is legit, just spoke to Army of One on the phone
Post by: Hulkotron on January 20, 2014, 06:44:19 PM
No, 2 Latina women wolf whistled at him from their car today while he was wearing a tanktop, he went home and thought of them while training on his bowflex.

 :D
Title: Re: phone is legit, just talked to
Post by: Kwon_2 on January 20, 2014, 06:47:57 PM
Phone

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/94002ee0bd62e9b666451ef422b96e80/tumblr_mzpgh7ujkA1sitnino1_500.jpg)

http://24.media.tumblr.com/daae9a5cc6ffc2c259c1cbad987ca310/tumblr_mzpgchFSh71sitnino1_1280.jpg

Soccer
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/9d780037c212fb9b64ec88d06caa732b/tumblr_mzpzxlzmNn1sitnino1_500.jpg)

Punk shit
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/59d4ce99ab741d39aa72084c9d87f0a6/tumblr_mzp9bmJJFG1sitnino1_500.jpg)

Legit
http://24.media.tumblr.com/034beeb38621fa6982fe70eba7904894/tumblr_mzlrwwBnkN1sitnino1_1280.jpg
http://24.media.tumblr.com/44d2319e3311e613e2f88d0e9a53c4d8/tumblr_mzls277UBR1sitnino1_1280.jpg
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/c19f9293a09db6e2486379a2eea1db2a/tumblr_mzkitgHzAT1t5g5v1o1_1280.jpg)
Title: Re: Wes is confirmed legit, just talked to him on the phone
Post by: wes on January 20, 2014, 06:48:54 PM
WES IS GOD!!

LEGIT!
Title: just talked to groink on the phone....
Post by: Palpatine Q on January 20, 2014, 06:50:35 PM
But his arms are so fucking big..muscular and proportioned with pleasing skin tone that the phone kept cutting out...could not verify.
Title: Re: Shizzo is confirmed, just talked to Wes on the phone
Post by: wes on January 20, 2014, 06:51:37 PM
I'll give you that, you definitely got me beat in the avatar department.
;D
Title: Re: just talked to groink on the phone....
Post by: The Scott on January 20, 2014, 06:52:38 PM
But his arms are so fucking big..muscular and proportioned with pleasing skin tone that the phone kept cutting out...could not verify.

So what you're saying is the line wasn't busy but you were?   ;D
Title: Re: Shizzo is confirmed, just talked to Wes on the phone
Post by: The Ugly on January 20, 2014, 06:53:21 PM
;D

He put it on a tee, Wes.
Title: Re: just talked to groink on the phone....
Post by: Palpatine Q on January 20, 2014, 06:55:04 PM
So what you're saying is the line wasn't busy but you were?   ;D

If you can't be with the one you love......
Title: Re: just talked to groink on the phone....
Post by: The Scott on January 20, 2014, 06:55:49 PM
If you can't be with the one you love......
LOL!  ;D
Title: Re: just talked to groink on the phone....
Post by: Palpatine Q on January 20, 2014, 06:56:46 PM
LOL!  ;D

 ;D
Title: Re: just talked to groink on the phone....
Post by: Army of One on January 20, 2014, 07:00:57 PM
I heard the phone was made of all natural substances until 15 years ago, until it was replaced with synthetic materials
Title: Re: just talked to groink on the phone....
Post by: Knooger on January 20, 2014, 07:01:59 PM
Try calling his cock, I've heard it's skinny and pale, you should be able to get through very easily.
Title: Re: Army of One is legit, just spoke to Army of One on the phone
Post by: Army of One on January 20, 2014, 07:02:46 PM
:D

 :D

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=298484.0;attach=339950;image)
Title: Re: just talked to groink on the phone....
Post by: the trainer on January 20, 2014, 07:05:40 PM
I just spoke to my dick he is a legit 8 inches
Title: Re: just talked to groink on the phone....
Post by: Palpatine Q on January 20, 2014, 07:06:03 PM
Try calling his cock, I've heard it's skinny and pale, you should be able to get through very easily.

I've heard to referred to as "the meat pendulum of love"
Title: Re: just talked to groink on the phone....
Post by: Knooger on January 20, 2014, 07:06:24 PM
I just spoke to my dick he is a legit 8 inches

Yes, if you talked to it 2 times.
Title: Re: just talked to groink on the phone....
Post by: macos on January 20, 2014, 07:13:49 PM
I've heard to referred to as "the meat pendulum of love"

Mine said that he wants to be known as "The Pussy Stabber"
Title: Just talked to Karl Kox on the phone
Post by: Karl Kox on January 20, 2014, 07:27:09 PM
I told him he was a homo for always posting in green.

He said no homo and hung up to go crack one off.
Title: Re: Just talked to Karl Kox on the phone
Post by: macos on January 20, 2014, 07:29:14 PM
Karl Cocks
Title: Re: phone is legit, just talked to
Post by: TEH boob on January 20, 2014, 08:56:39 PM
I'm giggling so hard  :)
Title: Re: phone is legit, just talked to
Post by: Roger Bacon on January 20, 2014, 08:57:45 PM
Alexander Graham Bell.

Phone is legit.

Best one yet!


The telephone was invented by a hebrew though.
Title: Re: Wes is confirmed legit, just talked to him on the phone
Post by: AlphaMaleDawg on January 21, 2014, 07:19:32 AM
Wes is a myth. He isn't real. I like to think a 15 year old troll has been pretending to be him this entire time
Title: Re: Wes is confirmed legit, just talked to him on the phone
Post by: CalvinH on January 21, 2014, 07:29:17 AM
Wes  is  so old , he was the first gay dinosaur  ( Megasoreass)




 ;D



















Title: Re: Shizzo is confirmed, just talked to Wes on the phone
Post by: Viking11 on January 21, 2014, 07:35:08 AM
Confirmed and legit!!

Shizzo is so dumb that he used to think Johnny Cash was a pay toilet.

Now you can clean up the coffee I just sprayed, nastard! Lol
Title: Re: Wes is confirmed legit, just talked to him on the phone
Post by: dr.chimps on January 21, 2014, 07:38:46 AM
If you read this thread backwards it says 'Wes is dead.'
Title: Re: Wes is confirmed legit, just talked to him on the phone
Post by: wes on January 21, 2014, 07:39:15 AM
Wes is a myth. He isn't real. I like to think a 15 year old troll has been pretending to be him this entire time
;D
Title: Re: Wes is confirmed legit, just talked to him on the phone
Post by: RUDE BUOY on January 21, 2014, 07:39:37 AM
If you read this thread backwards it says 'Wes is dead.'
wes dying for bitches in this thread
Title: Re: Wes is confirmed legit, just talked to him on the phone
Post by: wes on January 21, 2014, 07:50:21 AM
(http://myaccount.nobleworkscards.com/mod_images/imageitem/5454k-inappropriate-funny-all-occasions-card-cheer-up-old-age-ephemera.jpg)
I`ve been dead for years.............I just keep forgetting to lie down.
Title: Re: Wes is confirmed legit, just talked to him on the phone
Post by: Ronnie Rep on January 21, 2014, 08:15:59 AM
Wes, what was it like training with Sandow?
Title: Re: Army of One is legit, just spoke to Army of One on the phone
Post by: tommywishbone on January 21, 2014, 08:19:36 AM
:D
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=298484.0;attach=339950;image)

One of the finest photographs ever taken. Truly lovely.
Title: Re: Wes is confirmed legit, just talked to him on the phone
Post by: wes on January 21, 2014, 08:22:55 AM
Wes, what was it like training with Sandow?
He was a wimp.....never broke out of his comfort zone.  ;)
Title: Re: Wes is confirmed legit, just talked to him on the phone
Post by: bike nut on January 21, 2014, 09:09:24 AM
He was a wimp.....never broke out of his comfort zone.  ;)

Hey you old penis puffing queer. You better pull your fucking Depends up tight and start apologizing for some of that crap you've been slinging about me. No 80 year-old, bald, Lori Steele in bad sunglasses look-alike, is going to peacock on this site as long as the darkest souled denizens of Getgay still lurk.

You can be put back on the Stab List you skinny old pillowtalking fruit.

 ;D   ;D   ;D
Title: Re: Wes is confirmed legit, just talked to him on the phone
Post by: macos on January 21, 2014, 09:14:59 AM
Hey you old penis puffing queer. You better pull your fucking Depends up tight and start apologizing for some of that crap you've been slinging about me. No 80 year-old, bald, Lori Steele in bad sunglasses look-alike, is going to peacock on this site as long as the darkest souled denizens of Getgay still lurk.

You can be put back on the Stab List you skinny old pillowtalking fruit.

 ;D   ;D   ;D

Seal team 6 will break in and kick your ass any moment from now
Title: Re: Wes is confirmed legit, just talked to him on the phone
Post by: IronMeister on January 21, 2014, 09:31:17 AM
(http://i.annihil.us/u/prod/marvel//universe3zx/images/thumb/0/09/Watcher.jpg/406px-Watcher.jpg)
My sole purpose for living amongst you is to guide you onto the path or righteousness, and then later to nirvana.

Carry on mere mortals. 

(http://i42.tinypic.com/2pyq6fb.jpg)
Title: Re: Wes is confirmed legit, just talked to him on the phone
Post by: wes on January 21, 2014, 09:34:17 AM
LOL  ;D
Title: Re: Wes is confirmed legit, just talked to him on the phone
Post by: bike nut on January 21, 2014, 09:47:09 AM
LOL  ;D

Wes:
You skinny-fat son of a pigfucker. You vulgar, little toddler-touching phaggot. You worthless bag of filt. You couldn't pour piss out of a boot with the instructions on the heel. You are a dick canker. A scrotum sore that won't go away. Getbiggers would rather kiss a lawyer’s sphincter than be seen with you.

You're a putrescent scrawny mass, a walking pile of upright vomit. You are a spineless, Ethiopian refugee, looking maggot deserving of nothing but my profoundest contempt. You are a twink, a closet-homo, a weasel of an elf. Your entire existence is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion; your greatest accomplishment is akin to a big suck on a flaccid penis.

You are a bleating fool, an intellectually deficient mutant dwarf smeared richly with the alcohol-riddled placenta accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking retard, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke drooling, whorish beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

Getbiggers will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You have taken ugly to a new level, ogres call you homely, and your physique is a malformity. I barf in my mouth at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Even a dickdrip like Shitzzo avoids you. Humanity finds your existence vile, worthless, and less than nothing. You are a festering pile of dog shit, a steaming chunk of watery feces, and the dreg of this earth. In addition, did I mention you smell?

You pinheaded, old fool. I hope that a hawk picks your skinny twink body up, drives its beak into your brain, and after finding it rancid, drops you to fall swiftly before spattering on ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs, just like you do on your boyfriend’s penis.

Your Getbig posts are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable – like your whore mother. You are grimy, squalid, nasty, profane, foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Gay monkeys look down upon you. Even sheep that have slept with Basile won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

What meaning do you expect your delusional, self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted temper tantrums would have more weight than that of a gay black man living in a trailer with a hammerhead shark for a husband?

You are a waste of flesh. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour, senile and wear diapers. You are a disease, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of penis drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of used toilet paper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of most of Getbig’s unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

You play ridiculous immature elf games, with men who are known scambags, your breath could knock buzzards off a shit-wagon. You are degenerate, noxious and sexually depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you still exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away in a ball of flames.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Hydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid in a way that it goes way beyond the stupid we know, into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar-stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid, so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know.

I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant ass and ridicule your half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of your senile drivel.

Please don’t respond to this post……your attempts at constructing creative flames are pitiful. I mean really….stringing together a bunch of third-grade insults among a load of bedwetting babbling is hardly effective. Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us Getbiggers take for granted that everyone has an easy time mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" twink elfs in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read any of your posts. Even responding to you directly doesn’t seem "right". It feels like I am parking in a handicap space for a few moments. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

In the future, try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are an idiot will still be available to the readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.
 ;D   ;D   ;D   ;D

P.S. - No Homo
Title: Re: Wes is confirmed legit, just talked to him on the phone
Post by: RUDE BUOY on January 21, 2014, 10:17:36 AM
Wes:
You skinny-fat son of a pigfucker. You vulgar, little toddler-touching phaggot. You worthless bag of filt. You couldn't pour piss out of a boot with the instructions on the heel. You are a dick canker. A scrotum sore that won't go away. Getbiggers would rather kiss a lawyer’s sphincter than be seen with you.

You're a putrescent scrawny mass, a walking pile of upright vomit. You are a spineless, Ethiopian refugee, looking maggot deserving of nothing but my profoundest contempt. You are a twink, a closet-homo, a weasel of an elf. Your entire existence is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion; your greatest accomplishment is akin to a big suck on a flaccid penis.

You are a bleating fool, an intellectually deficient mutant dwarf smeared richly with the alcohol-riddled placenta accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking retard, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke drooling, whorish beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

Getbiggers will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You have taken ugly to a new level, ogres call you homely, and your physique is a malformity. I barf in my mouth at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Even a dickdrip like Shitzzo avoids you. Humanity finds your existence vile, worthless, and less than nothing. You are a festering pile of dog shit, a steaming chunk of watery feces, and the dreg of this earth. In addition, did I mention you smell?

You pinheaded, old fool. I hope that a hawk picks your skinny twink body up, drives its beak into your brain, and after finding it rancid, drops you to fall swiftly before spattering on ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs, just like you do on your boyfriend’s penis.

Your Getbig posts are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable – like your whore mother. You are grimy, squalid, nasty, profane, foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Gay monkeys look down upon you. Even sheep that have slept with Basile won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

What meaning do you expect your delusional, self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted temper tantrums would have more weight than that of a gay black man living in a trailer with a hammerhead shark for a husband?

You are a waste of flesh. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour, senile and wear diapers. You are a disease, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of penis drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of used toilet paper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of most of Getbig’s unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

You play ridiculous immature elf games, with men who are known scambags, your breath could knock buzzards off a shit-wagon. You are degenerate, noxious and sexually depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you still exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away in a ball of flames.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Hydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid in a way that it goes way beyond the stupid we know, into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar-stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid, so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know.

I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant ass and ridicule your half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of your senile drivel.

Please don’t respond to this post……your attempts at constructing creative flames are pitiful. I mean really….stringing together a bunch of third-grade insults among a load of bedwetting babbling is hardly effective. Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us Getbiggers take for granted that everyone has an easy time mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" twink elfs in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read any of your posts. Even responding to you directly doesn’t seem "right". It feels like I am parking in a handicap space for a few moments. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

In the future, try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are an idiot will still be available to the readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.
 ;D   ;D   ;D   ;D

P.S. - No Homo
would not hit
Title: Re: Wes is confirmed legit, just talked to him on the phone
Post by: oldtimer1 on January 21, 2014, 10:39:33 AM
Wes:
You skinny-fat son of a pigfucker. You vulgar, little toddler-touching phaggot. You worthless bag of filt. You couldn't pour piss out of a boot with the instructions on the heel. You are a dick canker. A scrotum sore that won't go away. Getbiggers would rather kiss a lawyer’s sphincter than be seen with you.

You're a putrescent scrawny mass, a walking pile of upright vomit. You are a spineless, Ethiopian refugee, looking maggot deserving of nothing but my profoundest contempt. You are a twink, a closet-homo, a weasel of an elf. Your entire existence is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion; your greatest accomplishment is akin to a big suck on a flaccid penis.

You are a bleating fool, an intellectually deficient mutant dwarf smeared richly with the alcohol-riddled placenta accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking retard, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke drooling, whorish beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

Getbiggers will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You have taken ugly to a new level, ogres call you homely, and your physique is a malformity. I barf in my mouth at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Even a dickdrip like Shitzzo avoids you. Humanity finds your existence vile, worthless, and less than nothing. You are a festering pile of dog shit, a steaming chunk of watery feces, and the dreg of this earth. In addition, did I mention you smell?

You pinheaded, old fool. I hope that a hawk picks your skinny twink body up, drives its beak into your brain, and after finding it rancid, drops you to fall swiftly before spattering on ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs, just like you do on your boyfriend’s penis.

Your Getbig posts are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable – like your whore mother. You are grimy, squalid, nasty, profane, foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Gay monkeys look down upon you. Even sheep that have slept with Basile won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

What meaning do you expect your delusional, self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted temper tantrums would have more weight than that of a gay black man living in a trailer with a hammerhead shark for a husband?

You are a waste of flesh. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour, senile and wear diapers. You are a disease, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of penis drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of used toilet paper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of most of Getbig’s unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

You play ridiculous immature elf games, with men who are known scambags, your breath could knock buzzards off a shit-wagon. You are degenerate, noxious and sexually depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you still exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away in a ball of flames.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Hydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid in a way that it goes way beyond the stupid we know, into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar-stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid, so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know.

I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant ass and ridicule your half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of your senile drivel.

Please don’t respond to this post……your attempts at constructing creative flames are pitiful. I mean really….stringing together a bunch of third-grade insults among a load of bedwetting babbling is hardly effective. Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us Getbiggers take for granted that everyone has an easy time mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" twink elfs in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read any of your posts. Even responding to you directly doesn’t seem "right". It feels like I am parking in a handicap space for a few moments. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

In the future, try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are an idiot will still be available to the readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.
 ;D   ;D   ;D   ;D

P.S. - No Homo

Post of the year!
Title: Re: Wes is confirmed legit, just talked to him on the phone
Post by: jodsy on January 21, 2014, 10:40:52 AM
I realize most of you cats thought Wes was just some random god posting from Mt Olympus but I just spoke to him on the phone and can confirm he's a real mortal living here among us on Planet number three.  Thank you and carry on.
but what if your not real either?