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Title: Monica
Post by: Uncle Junior on January 24, 2014, 04:44:07 AM


There is this really cute red head in my gym called Monica, 21-22 years old, cute baby face, banging body and fucking awesome legs, always wearing cutesy little shorts and vest, great pair of tits too.

Always comes and trains in the morning like me.

Pretty much always just trains legs on the machines! Sometimes she does Lat pulldowns too.

Really creative girl, saw her sit on the leg abductor machine but opposite way than where you are supposed to sit on the seat and turned the abductor exercise which is supposed to be for inner thighs into an outer thigh exercise....I thought that was really cute.

She's always looking at me when when I'm doing biceps curls with her mouth little bit open.

She thinks I am not watching her (but I can see she watching in the mirror)

....As soon as I catch her eye, she turns her head averts my gaze with little smile acting serious, pretending she wasn't looking at me.

I look all serious as fuck pretending I don't give a shit and wasn't looking at her either, even though every time she comes near me at the water fountain my heart skips a beat.

I look at her all the time discretely making sure she can't see that I am looking at her but sometimes we catch each others eyes and have to divert quickly.

I think there's lots of sexual tension here.

....There is this blabber mouth in my gym called Ash, some old guy that talks to her randomly, I told Ash I thought she was really cute, I think he might have spilled the beans and she might know I like her and trying to give me signs.

So get a load of this, few weeks ago I am driving back home from the gym in my car, I turn a corner on the road and this girl is suddenly in front of me so I kinda had to slow down and give way to her crossing.

I look up and guess who it is: It's Monica, she waves at me and smiles and runs along and then after I am gone I can see she looked back.


I have no idea how to take things further, never spoken to her, I feel really nervous.

Like sometimes I will change up my routine just cos I know she is there.

Like the other week I was supposed to do legs, but I ended up doing arms and biceps cos I knew she'd be secretly looking in the mirror.


I don't know what to do, I really want to go for it, but I just think this might end up being another fucking disaster so just been keeping my distance.


Title: Re: Monica
Post by: bigmc on January 24, 2014, 04:48:55 AM
hit on her

if she says no just change gyms
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: wes on January 24, 2014, 04:54:40 AM
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Title: Re: Monica
Post by: ChopperRider on January 24, 2014, 04:57:26 AM
Tell her you run a shitty, time-wasting gimmick on Getbig, surely she will get moist at the thought of it.
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: BikiniSlut on January 24, 2014, 05:00:13 AM
Trollers gonna troll.

This troll has a consistent character though. The "I can't function or be happy without a woman in my life" ensures that hilarity ensues.
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: Uncle Junior on January 24, 2014, 05:06:05 AM
Trollers gonna troll.

This troll has a consistent character though. The "I can't function or be happy without a woman in my life" ensures that hilarity ensues.


Oh my god bikini you can seriously fuck right off from my thread if you have nothing constructive to say!

How the fuck can I be a troll when I spoke to Galeniko on the phone for 1 fucking hour and talked about bunch of shit, he confirmed I was 100% legit and we probably gonna hang out.

You were so fucking dumb and scared I was some random axe murderer who wanted to stalk you, seriously retarded, I got news for you axe murders don't post their pics, and give out their phone numbers.

I wasn't gonna melt down b4 you came on here, now go please, this is a guy thread, you are not allowed to participate if you gonna be stupid.

Thanks


Title: Re: Monica
Post by: BikiniSlut on January 24, 2014, 05:13:58 AM
How can I ever doubt what Galeniko says? He's the most trustworthy guy on Getbig. If he says you're 100% legit than I should absolutely believe it!!!!!!

Shame. On. Me.  ::)

Maybe Uncle Junior....you should learn to love yourself. THEN and only then can you go find another to love.

Your self confidence is so low that you let people on an internet discussion forum dictate your emotional state.

You want my advice on Monica?? Let me be constructive......Go find someone your own age pedo.
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: Uncle Junior on January 24, 2014, 05:22:39 AM
How can I ever doubt what Galeniko says? He's the most trustworthy guy on Getbig. If he says you're 100% legit than I should absolutely believe it!!!!!!

Shame. On. Me.  ::)

Maybe Uncle Junior....you should learn to love yourself. THEN and only then can you go find another to love.

Your self confidence is so low that you let people on an internet discussion forum dictate your emotional state.

You want my advice on Monica?? Let me be constructive......Go find someone your own age pedo.



Ok lets just think about the stupidity of what you just wrote here blondie (and I am trying really hard to be nice to you on the basis that we had some history)

1) You don't believe Galeniko??? Fine no one is asking you too, the fact is I GAVE YOU MY NUMBER.....YOU decided NOT to call it. You could have called me from private number or on Skype at least Galeniko called me and I answered cos unlike you we are not bullshit gimmicky people interested in playing games. Think about your retarded logic next time you make dumass blonde assertions.

2) Friends, family, associates, relationships all AFFECT people's emotions and self confidence good or bad, online is not all that much different if you are honest person. If they didn't no one would fucking ever get into a gym in the first place, its just that some people decide to be honest about it and other create bullshit ego lies to represent they are some how Alpha male etc, your statement is again nonsensical.

3) There is nothing wrong with a 35 year old guy dating a 21-22 year old, happens all the time.



Title: Re: Monica
Post by: BikiniSlut on January 24, 2014, 05:28:48 AM


Ok lets just think about the stupidity of what you just wrote here blondie (and I am trying really hard to be nice to you on the basis that we had some history)

1) You don't believe Galeniko??? Fine no one is asking you too, the fact is I GAVE YOU MY NUMBER.....YOU decided NOT to call it. You could have called me from private number or on Skype at least Galeniko called me and I answered cos unlike you we are not bullshit gimmicky people interested in playing games. Think about your retarded logic next time you make dumass blonde assertions.

2) Friends, family, associates, relationships all AFFECT people's emotions and self confidence good or bad, if they didn't no one would fucking ever get into a gym in the first place, its just that some people decide to be honest about it and other create bullshit ego lies to represent they are some how Alpha male etc, your statement is again nonsensical.

3) There is nothing wrong with a 35 year old guy dating a 21-22 year old, happens all the time.





Great post with excellent points made. Although you should have used the word "fuck" instead of "date" in regards to 35 year olds to wanting 21 year olds. Although in your defense you do have the emotions of a 21 year old girl, so you and Monica just may be a perfect match.

Clearly an emotionally stable gimmick.

Troller gonna keep on trollin till they can't troll no more. And then they'll still keep trollin cuz they're mighty mighty trolls.
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: --- on January 24, 2014, 05:32:32 AM
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How the fuck can I be a troll when I spoke to Galeniko on the phone for 1 fucking hour and talked about bunch of shit, he confirmed I was 100% legit and we probably gonna hang out.
Galeniko will hang about with anyone with a worse physique than him.
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: galeniko on January 24, 2014, 05:42:14 AM
haha ok,i cant be trusted, bikiniskank,lol, go trust wolfox, much better cred


Galeniko will hang about with anyone with a worse physique than him.
well this is relative,but its a "Poke" at junior first,i know i know.

htreses very few who top my physique throughout europe, so that was stating the obvious.

if it was a poke at me, well then choke on the sausage.

another faceless gimmick running rampant oh brother how impressive and scary.

Title: Re: Monica
Post by: bigmc on January 24, 2014, 05:46:24 AM
haha ok,i cant be trusted, bikiniskank,lol, go trust wolfox, much better cred

well this is relative,but its a "Poke" at junior first,i know i know.

htreses very few who top my physique throughout europe, so that was stating the obvious.

if it was a poke at me, well then choke on the sausage.

another faceless gimmick running rampant oh brother how impressive and scary.



one of mates coming to amsterdam is better

you might want to stand next to me  :D
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: Uncle Junior on January 24, 2014, 05:52:06 AM
Great post with excellent points made. Although you should have used the word "fuck" instead of "date" in regards to 35 year olds to wanting 21 year olds. Although in your defense you do have the emotions of a 21 year old girl, so you and Monica just may be a perfect match.

Clearly an emotionally stable gimmick.

Troller gonna keep on trollin till they can't troll no more. And then they'll still keep trollin cuz they're mighty mighty trolls.



"Troller gonna keep on trollin till they can't troll no more. And then they'll still keep trollin cuz they're mighty mighty trolls."

First of all stop trying to act all ghetto, it really doesn't suit you, the ever so slightly nerdy scientific chick into bodybuilding was far more appealing, although judging lately by your recent posts, I am beginning to question the premise of that theory.


"you should have used the word "fuck" instead of "date" "

If i just wanted to fuck I would hire an escort, book a hotel room, order Cristal and get few grams of snow and the whole thing would probably cost more than what you get paid in month, so bitch please!

You just can't accept that there are men out there who don't simply think with their cock all the time.

"Although in your defense you do have the emotions of a 21 year old girl, so you and Monica just may be a perfect match."

Really, very sad how untrue you are to yourself, maybe that's why I was attracted to you in the first place but oh shit I forgot you are an emotional rock when it comes to relationships, maybe you should change your name from "Bikini Slut" to "Gibraltar"
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: BikiniSlut on January 24, 2014, 05:53:30 AM
Uncle Junior...it's never good practice to admit you would "hire an escort" if you simply wanted to fuck.

This is Getbig....paying for sex is beneath anybody on here.
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: Uncle Junior on January 24, 2014, 05:55:45 AM
Uncle Junior...it's never good practice to admit you would "hire an escort" if you simply wanted to fuck.

This is Getbig....paying for sex is beneath anybody on here.


Clearly you missed the word "IF", I don't do that sort of thing anymore
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: galeniko on January 24, 2014, 05:56:20 AM
one of mates coming to amsterdam is better

you might want to stand next to me  :D
no problemo.

btw dont care if one has better physique why would i ,its theirs :D
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: Uncle Junior on January 24, 2014, 05:58:50 AM


Now if you will excuse me I have a conference call I need to prepare for at 2.30, I will be back later.

I expect epic meltdowns and this thread to be holocaust by the time I return, if it is not I will be most disappointed.
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on January 24, 2014, 06:01:30 AM
Talk to her and sneak in the phrase "so do you like to come here with your boyfriend? " and if she says "oh no i don't have a boyfriend" that's when you make your move and ask her out
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: BikiniSlut on January 24, 2014, 06:02:24 AM


Now if you will excuse me I have a conference call I need to prepare for at 2.30, I will be back later.

I expect epic meltdowns and this thread to be holocaust by the time I return, if it is not I will be most disappointed.

Why? You're the only that has an emotional investment in the threads on Getbig. And maybe Shizzo to an extent.

No one here TRULY cares about a 21 year you want to bang/date. It's all fun and games for us. It's only serious to you.


 :D
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: Darren Avey on January 24, 2014, 06:03:03 AM
What gyms this? Shootfighters?Genesis?
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: galeniko on January 24, 2014, 06:08:25 AM
What gyms this? Shootfighters?Genesis?
fitness 1st next to victoria park, no octagon there, mate
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: RUDE BUOY on January 24, 2014, 06:09:36 AM
rude could help uncle junior if his ask rude thread was still up but it is not  >:(  so i wont  >:(
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: bigmc on January 24, 2014, 06:10:29 AM
rude could help uncle junior if his ask rude thread was still up but it is not  >:(  so i wont  >:(

any time you want that sticky mister

you just say the word  :-*
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: kreator on January 24, 2014, 06:10:43 AM
stop thinking ahead, you don't know if she has a boyfriend so don't worry about it, go ask her out. Now! You'll deal with the boyfriend/rejection issue later, not now ...and so what if she has a boyfriend, you'll show your affection and plant the seed in her mind. If she's interested in you maybe she'll contact you one day, you never know but if you don't ask her out you'll never know! I've been there mate ;)
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: RUDE BUOY on January 24, 2014, 06:11:14 AM
any time you want that sticky mister

you just say the word  :-*
i shall let the people decide  >:( its how i roll
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: _aj_ on January 24, 2014, 06:41:55 AM
UJ, her name is "Lobstah", go talk to her!
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: Uncle Junior on January 24, 2014, 07:22:48 AM
Talk to her and sneak in the phrase "so do you like to come here with your boyfriend? " and if she says "oh no i don't have a boyfriend" that's when you make your move and ask her out

How do I initiate the conversation in the first place, I kinda have a persona in my gym of the super intense guy, so how do I start the conversation without being creepy?
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: Uncle Junior on January 24, 2014, 07:26:20 AM
stop thinking ahead, you don't know if she has a boyfriend so don't worry about it, go ask her out. Now! You'll deal with the boyfriend/rejection issue later, not now ...and so what if she has a boyfriend, you'll show your affection and plant the seed in her mind. If she's interested in you maybe she'll contact you one day, you never know but if you don't ask her out you'll never know! I've been there mate ;)

Yes but I am not sure if the potential rejection that might ensue would be worth it, I mean it might make me feel like not working out there anymore etc.
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: RUDE BUOY on January 24, 2014, 07:27:08 AM
Hit her with this J


(http://www.quickmeme.com/img/85/855c29abea83872785b7dfa18dd9d736451b6233f87f1e296abce5acdd653b10.jpg)
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: Uncle Junior on January 24, 2014, 07:28:59 AM
Why? You're the only that has an emotional investment in the threads on Getbig. And maybe Shizzo to an extent.

No one here TRULY cares about a 21 year you want to bang/date. It's all fun and games for us. It's only serious to you.


 :D

Maybe me and Shizzo are actually super honest guys who don't feel the need to hide behind our tough guy persona because of the anonymity the internet provides and wear our hearts on our sleeves, for all his faults/demons, Shizzo is probably one of the more honest guys on Get Big.
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: RUDE BUOY on January 24, 2014, 07:31:46 AM
I getting to like RUDE more and more, very creative, how do you do it bro?
creative  ??? lets not get carried away now J  ;D
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: Rascal full on January 24, 2014, 07:37:38 AM
Unc I am always getting crushes on girls at my gym. Something about seeing femininity invading a typically male dominated place.

Sounds to me like you are getting enough subtle signs to suggest you have a good chance. Life is too short to worry about her reaction, grab your balls and go over and say 'Hi'. Don't over think about what you are going to say just chat and be friendly. Shit will work out for you I am sure.
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: bigmc on January 24, 2014, 07:40:01 AM

How do I initiate the conversation in the first place, I kinda have a persona in my gym of the super intense guy, so how do I start the conversation without being creepy?

just start saying hello when she gives you eye contact

then after a few times of this chat about training for a while

if she is interested she will make it obvious
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: Irongrip400 on January 24, 2014, 07:41:08 AM
When I saw the thread title, I figured I would look over and immediately see the author was The General, boy was I mistaken, and disappointed.  No Joker/Monica pics.  :-\
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: Uncle Junior on January 24, 2014, 07:44:21 AM
Unc I am always getting crushes on girls at my gym. Something about seeing femininity invading a typically male dominated place.

Sounds to me like you are getting enough subtle signs to suggest you have a good chance. Life is too short to worry about her reaction, grab your balls and go over and say 'Hi'. Don't over think about what you are going to say just chat and be friendly. Shit will work out for you I am sure.


Fuck it, enough has gone wrong in my life in the last 2 weeks for me to actually not give a fuck, I am gonna ask her out/talk to her next time I see her.

This is going to be so tough, I almost wish I didn't have to deal with this right now.

I honestly am freaking out now.

I will probably say something dumb and chicken out.

I have no idea what the open line will be?

How do you just randomly go up to a girl you have never talked to and just start chatting to her.

If this was in business I would have no issues whatsoever.

Potential Lines:

1) "Hi, sorry what is your name? Ahh Monica's that's a lovely name, always see you training in the morning, should I show you how to do a proper lat pulldown"?

2) "Ah hi sorry don't really know, can you give me a spot with this bench press"?

Ahh fuck it, whatever I say is gonna suck, I just know it.
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: kreator on January 24, 2014, 07:54:53 AM
start flirting
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: Rascal full on January 24, 2014, 08:00:03 AM

Fuck it, enough has gone wrong in my life in the last 2 weeks for me to actually not give a fuck, I am gonna ask her out/talk to her next time I see her.

This is going to be so tough, I almost wish I didn't have to deal with this right now.

I honestly am freaking out now.

I will probably say something dumb and chicken out.

I have no idea what the open line will be?

How do you just randomly go up to a girl you have never talked to and just start chatting to her.

If this was in business I would have no issues whatsoever.

Potential Lines:

1) "Hi, sorry what is your name? Ahh Monica's that's a lovely name, always see you training in the morning, should I show you how to do a proper lat pulldown"?

2) "Ah hi sorry don't really know, can you give me a spot with this bench press"?

Ahh fuck it, whatever I say is gonna suck, I just know it.

You will be fine brother. Try not to think ahead too much and worry about what to say. Every time I have done this it has made me nervous and self conscious.

We idolise and put women on a pedestal and this can be our undoing. They are just people remember and appreciate the same things as everyone else.

Don't think too much just smile and ad lib. I know you are a smart dude from reading your posts so really don't think you have anything to worry about.

ps good luck and report back  :)
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on January 24, 2014, 12:26:50 PM

How do I initiate the conversation in the first place, I kinda have a persona in my gym of the super intense guy, so how do I start the conversation without being creepy?

Wait for eye contact and come over: "Hey, I don't usually talk to people in the gym, but I know I'd kick myself if I didn't ever introduce myself to you..... "

The important thing is not to overthink and anticipate the encounter, otherwise it'll come off as rehearsed.  She's probably as nervous as you, and she'll be relieved when you approach her
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: _aj_ on January 24, 2014, 01:10:18 PM

Thanks man will do. I was thinking to ask Ash to ask her first if she's got a boyfriend or not and if not then I can try but if she does I wouldn't even bother embarrassing myself, nothing wrong with a bit of forward planning.



What's embarrassing about being told that she has a boyfriend? If you are only willing to talk to her if you are 100% assured of success, then you are doomed to failure. Using ProudVirgin's opening line (which is nice and sincere) and she lets you know that she has a BF, well then she knows you are interested and that probably makes you a tad more interesting to her, boyfriend or not.

Seriously, a little confidence goes a LONG way here. Don't be a cowering beta bitch.
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: lightweight on January 24, 2014, 07:21:52 PM
If she's making eye contact all the time just go over to her and see how she responds.. jesus
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: Hulkotron on January 24, 2014, 07:29:56 PM
I gave her a cocking already she wasn't that great.
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: Automation on January 25, 2014, 01:11:21 AM
If she is interested, any words that don't make you sound like a total idiot will break the ice. Whether that is achievable, given you are such a blatant beta fag, is debatable.
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: Uncle Junior on January 25, 2014, 01:24:10 AM
If she is interested, any words that don't make you sound like a total idiot will break the ice. Whether that is achievable, given you are such a blatant beta fag, is debatable.


Going to gym now, hope she is there, but usually I don't see her on Saturdays. She probably goes out Friday nights and sleeps in on Saturday mornings.

Still if she is there I might find my balls and just say "hi" or "hello" but I doubt I could do more right now unless she totally starts initiating a conversation or starts asking me questions which probably is unlikely.

Wish me luck, I am gonna need it.
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: TrueGrit on January 25, 2014, 01:57:48 AM
Don't get involved with her. She will break your heart. You need to find an older woman that is more desperate and will enjoy your neurosis - in that it won't freak her out and she can mother you.

I'm being serious here. Find a woman a bit older than you and she'll overlook a lot.
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: Mr Nobody on January 25, 2014, 01:58:39 AM
I gave her a cocking already she wasn't that great.
;D
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: --- on January 25, 2014, 02:08:24 AM

Fuck it, enough has gone wrong in my life in the last 2 weeks for me to actually not give a fuck, I am gonna ask her out/talk to her next time I see her.

This is going to be so tough, I almost wish I didn't have to deal with this right now.

I honestly am freaking out now.

I will probably say something dumb and chicken out.

I have no idea what the open line will be?

How do you just randomly go up to a girl you have never talked to and just start chatting to her.

If this was in business I would have no issues whatsoever.

Potential Lines:

1) "Hi, sorry what is your name? Ahh Monica's that's a lovely name, always see you training in the morning, should I show you how to do a proper lat pulldown"?

2) "Ah hi sorry don't really know, can you give me a spot with this bench press"?

Ahh fuck it, whatever I say is gonna suck, I just know it.
She will smell the reek of desperation.
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: oliolioli on January 25, 2014, 03:02:13 AM
Uncle Joon is the worst gimmick ever but getbig is so ridiculously dumb to see it.


If it's not a Gimmick then it's a Genova or a mandatory suicide.
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: Uncle Junior on January 25, 2014, 03:28:49 AM

Just got back from gym, she wasn't there, didn't think she would be on a Saturday.

Was planning on training legs today but I didn't feel it and ended up doing cardio instead. Going a lot on instinct at the moment and training what I feel like rather than having a plan.

I am still sick (still on antibiotics) but feeling lot better than last week, still my cardio was like 50% less than what it should be. Amazing how that works when you are sick.

Kinda feel a bit relieved, maybe I should get little bit better shape before I ask her and stuff.
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: Uncle Junior on January 25, 2014, 03:31:36 AM
Don't get involved with her. She will break your heart. You need to find an older woman that is more desperate and will enjoy your neurosis - in that it won't freak her out and she can mother you.

I'm being serious here. Find a woman a bit older than you and she'll overlook a lot.

Grit honestly you are no far from the truth brother.

I always get on splendidly with girls/ladies that are older/more mature than me. It's the younger one that cause me all the problems usually.

I have like 3-4 MILF type friends in the gym who are so sweet and like me and end up like talking about all kinds of stuff with them etc

Title: Re: Monica
Post by: --- on January 25, 2014, 03:35:59 AM
Grit honestly you are no far from the truth brother.

I always get on splendidly with girls/ladies that are older/more mature than me. It's the younger one that cause me all the problems usually.

I have like 3-4 MILF type friends in the gym who are so sweet and like me and end up like talking about all kinds of stuff with them etc


If they pat you on the head and say "awww" when they are talking to you then they are not keepers.
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: _aj_ on January 25, 2014, 04:05:40 AM
Uncle Joon is the worst gimmick ever but getbig is so ridiculously dumb to see it.


If it's not a Gimmick then it's a Genova or a mandatory suicide.

Shhhh...we love to feed them...
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: Uncle Junior on January 25, 2014, 04:06:10 AM
She will smell the reek of desperation.


Internally you are probably right! Actually there is no probably about it, you are right!

Externally you are completely wrong.

What the outside world see's  and their perception of me usually is a high functioning individual who for the most part has most the things that they want or dream of and on the surface they would view me as a tower of strength etc

If they only knew how I actually felt on the inside and how weak I really am.

I would trade places in a heart beat to have the things that those people have. The important things to me like having the real love and affection of an honest woman and starting a family with her and having kids, preferably a son who I could teach boxing too take out and do sports, although if she was a girl I would probably even adore her more cos I would spoil her rotten etc

It's highly ironic actually that I get accused of being a gimmick/dishonest here where in fact I am 100% more honest on here that I could possibly afford to be in real life.

Think about that logic for a second.

On here I don't have to interact with anyone in real life, so it's easy for me to just be honest about how I really feel and express my emotions without fear of reprisal etc.

In real life that's not how it works. You can't afford to be really honest without pissing people off or upsetting them.

Many people here try to create a tough guy persona, because the internet provides them with the anonymity to do that. They create fiction in order to feel better about themselves/troll and convey to their internet buddies delusions of grandeur and self importance.

Off course there are always exceptions and not everybody does that.

I am one of those exceptions.

Rather than use the anonymity that the internet provides in order to poke fun at others, create fiction, lie about my life, I actually use it as an opportunity to be honest with myself, examine my thought patterns and expose my strengths and for the most part weakness and to put it out there for the world to see (all be it anonymously or semi-anonymously) because its somehow therapeutic and liberating.

You guys should try it sometime, being honest I mean, it's really not that bad and a whole lot of fun.

Philosophy lecture over.

Mwah, Uncle Joon,  x0x0x0x0
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: bigmc on January 25, 2014, 04:17:27 AM

Internally you are probably right! Actually there is no probably about it, you are right!

Externally you are completely wrong.

What the outside world see's  and their perception of me usually is a high functioning individual who for the most part has most the things that they want or dream of and on the surface they would view me as a tower of strength etc

If they only knew how I actually felt on the inside and how weak I really am.

I would trade places in a heart beat to have the things that those people have. The important things to me like having the real love and affection of an honest woman and starting a family with her and having kids, preferably a son who I could teach boxing too take out and do sports, although if she was a girl I would probably even adore her more cos I would spoil her rotten etc

It's highly ironic actually that I get accused of being a gimmick/dishonest here where in fact I am 100% more honest on here that I could possibly afford to be in real life.

Think about that logic for a second.

On here I don't have to interact with anyone in real life, so it's easy for me to just be honest about how I really feel and express my emotions without fear of reprisal etc.

In real life that's not how it works. You can't afford to be really honest without pissing people off or upsetting them.

Many people here try to create a tough guy persona, because the internet provides them with the anonymity to do that. They create fiction in order to feel better about themselves/troll and convey to their internet buddies delusions of grandeur and self importance.

Off course there are always exceptions and not everybody does that.

I am one of those exceptions.

Rather than use the anonymity that the internet provides in order to poke fun at others, create fiction, lie about my life, I actually use it as an opportunity to be honest with myself, examine my thought patterns and expose my strengths and for the most part weakness and to put it out there for the world to see (all be it anonymously or semi-anonymously) because its somehow therapeutic and liberating.

You guys should try it sometime, being honest I mean, it's really not that bad and a whole lot of fun.

Philosophy lecture over.

Mwah, Uncle Joon,  x0x0x0x0


serious question

do you have a disfunctional relationship with your mother
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: Uncle Junior on January 25, 2014, 04:30:23 AM
serious question

do you have a disfunctional relationship with your mother


No far from it, I love my mother the most in the whole wide world, she is an absolute angel, for her to have put up with me all those years being the fuckhead that I was and still give me unconditional love is unreal to me and I can never really ever pay her back enough the enormous debt of gratitude that I owe her, other than possibly give her grand children to adore, (better improved versions of me)

My father on the other hand was a different story, he was a man who liked to drink a bottle of whiskey a day, liked to gamble and was real good with the metaphorical belt.

Still he is a changed man now, he was from a different generation and different culture, it was not his fault, he didn't know any better.

He still drinks, he is still as stubborn and set in his own ways as ever but I learned to forgive him a long time ago and bear him no grudges.

I think if I had kids I would be a really really good father to them. I would never miss a single function they had, or turn up late to pick them up from school or talk down to them, or break their confidence or anything like that.

....doubt I will ever have kids though, its not looking good, getting passed it now


Title: Re: Monica
Post by: --- on January 25, 2014, 04:30:35 AM

Internally you are probably right! Actually there is no probably about it, you are right!

Externally you are completely wrong.

What the outside world see's  and their perception of me usually is a high functioning individual who for the most part has most the things that they want or dream of and on the surface they would view me as a tower of strength etc

If they only knew how I actually felt on the inside and how weak I really am.

I would trade places in a heart beat to have the things that those people have. The important things to me like having the real love and affection of an honest woman and starting a family with her and having kids, preferably a son who I could teach boxing too take out and do sports, although if she was a girl I would probably even adore her more cos I would spoil her rotten etc

It's highly ironic actually that I get accused of being a gimmick/dishonest here where in fact I am 100% more honest on here that I could possibly afford to be in real life.

Think about that logic for a second.

On here I don't have to interact with anyone in real life, so it's easy for me to just be honest about how I really feel and express my emotions without fear of reprisal etc.

In real life that's not how it works. You can't afford to be really honest without pissing people off or upsetting them.

Many people here try to create a tough guy persona, because the internet provides them with the anonymity to do that. They create fiction in order to feel better about themselves/troll and convey to their internet buddies delusions of grandeur and self importance.

Off course there are always exceptions and not everybody does that.

I am one of those exceptions.

Rather than use the anonymity that the internet provides in order to poke fun at others, create fiction, lie about my life, I actually use it as an opportunity to be honest with myself, examine my thought patterns and expose my strengths and for the most part weakness and to put it out there for the world to see (all be it anonymously or semi-anonymously) because its somehow therapeutic and liberating.

You guys should try it sometime, being honest I mean, it's really not that bad and a whole lot of fun.

Philosophy lecture over.

Mwah, Uncle Joon,  x0x0x0x0

Epic rookie error of exposing your soft underbelly to the hyenas of getbig.
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: bigmc on January 25, 2014, 04:42:53 AM

For 18 years I sat down exchanging money and venom with real life vultures, drug addicts, gangsters, convicts, pimps and whore's of the underworld, trust me I have absolutely nothing to fear from the "hyenas" of Getbig as you put it. 

great post  8)
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: _aj_ on January 25, 2014, 04:52:51 AM
Joon is the greatest troll ever. I have never seen his equal.
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: bigmc on January 25, 2014, 05:17:34 AM

For 18 years I sat down exchanging money and venom with real life vultures, drug addicts, gangsters, convicts, pimps and whore's of the underworld, trust me I have absolutely nothing to fear from the "hyenas" of Getbig as you put it. 
#

anyone that keeps melting down and taking this shit into real life


should read these words

perpective
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: smoothasf on January 25, 2014, 05:20:57 AM
'Hey that was you I saw the other day wasn't it? Monika right?.....'

Go easy on the Fucking compliments women hate guys coming straight out with compliments, it's awkward and creepy.   You can show you know her name already that will be enough of a compliment.  If she does ask how you know her name.  You asked who the girl was who always works out hard.
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: smoothasf on January 25, 2014, 05:23:26 AM
Don't power walk up to her either just say in passing. She will go red treat that as your power.

Oh yeah you insecure fuck .
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: Hulkotron on January 25, 2014, 08:01:49 AM
I love the Rhodes Scholars on here who are like "DONT FEED TEH TROLLS MOARANS!!!1" as they post on the troll's thread.
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: Uncle Junior on January 25, 2014, 08:24:15 AM
I love the Rhodes Scholars on here who are like "DONT FEED TEH TROLLS MOARANS!!!1" as they post on the troll's thread.

They are neither troll feeders nor am I such a thing. I shouldn't have to defend myself all the time, it tiring.

Accept that its entirely possible some of us may have lived more interesting/depraved lives than yours.

The reason they reply (those few who's curiosity has been awakened) is because they are recognizers of the truth. When you are a recognizer of the truth, the truth resonates with you. It's almost like an inbuilt 6th sense, those guys have it, the haters don't



 

Title: Re: Monica
Post by: Rascal full on January 25, 2014, 08:25:05 AM
Uncle Junior isn't a troll, just an honest guy who expresses his emotions. I know Getbig isn't typically the place for that but it makes him more likeable to me. Respect to Uncle J, always click on his threads as they are great entertainment.
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: --- on January 25, 2014, 08:29:54 AM

For 18 years I sat down exchanging money and venom with real life vultures, drug addicts, gangsters, convicts, pimps and whore's of the underworld, trust me I have absolutely nothing to fear from the "hyenas" of Getbig as you put it. 
If thats a real photo of your hair in the big brother thread then you are likely no older than 18.
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: _bruce_ on January 25, 2014, 09:13:44 AM
Uncle, is the cardio being done wearing combat boots?
Maybe you can dye your combover to make teenagers feel more at ease when approaching them like the titanic an ice berg..
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: Hulkotron on January 25, 2014, 09:14:23 AM
They are neither troll feeders nor am I such a thing. I shouldn't have to defend myself all the time, it tiring.

Accept that its entirely possible some of us may have lived more interesting/depraved lives than yours.

The reason they reply (those few who's curiosity has been awakened) is because they are recognizers of the truth. When you are a recognizer of the truth, the truth resonates with you. It's almost like an inbuilt 6th sense, those guys have it, the haters don't

 



No need for such aggression friend
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: TEH boob on January 25, 2014, 09:38:23 AM
'Hey that was you I saw the other day wasn't it? Monika right?.....'

Go easy on the Fucking compliments women hate guys coming straight out with compliments, it's awkward and creepy.   You can show you know her name already that will be enough of a compliment.  If she does ask how you know her name.  You asked who the girl was who always works out hard.

X1000 you shouldn't compliment her at all. If you're coming up and talking to her basically out of the blue, she already knows you find her attractive.

Treat her like a normal human being.

Guys who compliment typically make me think, "ew you're gross, I'm better than you" No lie, that's my internal dialogue. I'm a bitch.
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: _aj_ on January 25, 2014, 09:42:33 AM

Apologies friend, wasn't aimed specifically at you brother.

Apologies. Galeniko speaks very highly of you. There are just so very few...uhhhh...forthcomin g individuals here. I would say its "refreshing", except there is a tinge of fear.

And your perfect guileless posts have more than a little Genova quality.

I will continue to watch and hope for you, brother.
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: Hulkotron on January 25, 2014, 09:50:09 AM
Yes galeniko has vouched for UJ.
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: Uncle Junior on January 25, 2014, 10:13:18 AM
Yes galeniko has vouched for UJ.

Galeniko is a good and honest man.
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: --- on January 25, 2014, 10:24:15 AM


Yes you are right, I almost never complement any female I talk to directly for the first time, although I am a master of indirect compliments, subtle and snake like in nature, after all I was a salesman for many years and old habit's die hard.

I find the whole notion of seduction by playing the numbers game awful, yeah sure it does work but I am too long in the tooth to make the effort.

By the way nice to meet you "the boob", I am not going to lie I am curious about you. Not many female members on here, it's always nice when we got some new blood to go after...just saying   :-*
UJ is the reverse Flintstones.
Flintstones is old pretending he's young and UJ is young pretending he's old.
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: Uncle Junior on January 25, 2014, 10:29:26 AM
UJ is the reverse Flintstones.
Flintstones is old pretending he's young and UJ is young pretending he's old.


35 is old friend, feels like it anyway.

I started working when I was 21 in a smelly call center in Old Street for £5.50 an hour, I think I told the story before, still it was fun times.
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: --- on January 25, 2014, 10:34:29 AM

35 is old friend, feels like it anyway.

I started working when I was 21 in a smelly call center in Old Street for £5.50 an hour, I think I told the story before, still it was fun times.
21 you lazy fuck, I was working at 15.
All those years at college to work in a call centre?
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: Uncle Junior on January 25, 2014, 10:42:39 AM
21 you lazy fuck, I was working at 15.
All those years at college to work in a call centre?

I agree with you. I did my BA in International Business & Marketing, I've stated before it was the most useless thing I ever did.

Looking back at it now working in "that smelly call centre" was the best thing to have happened to me, although at the time I didn't know or realize it.
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: Kwon_2 on January 25, 2014, 10:59:07 AM
No need for such aggression, friend.
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: Hulkotron on January 25, 2014, 11:04:46 AM
No need for such aggression, friend.

Yes we can all be positive in this thread towards the greater good.
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: TEH boob on January 25, 2014, 11:45:20 AM


Yes you are right, I almost never complement any female I talk to directly for the first time, although I am a master of indirect compliments, subtle and snake like in nature, after all I was a salesman for many years and old habit's die hard.

I find the whole notion of seduction by playing the numbers game awful, yeah sure it does work but I am too long in the tooth to make the effort.

By the way nice to meet you "the boob", I am not going to lie I am curious about you. Not many female members on here, it's always nice when we got some new blood to go after...just saying   :-*


 


Nothing to be curious about here. I'm a Thai ladyboy, I'll reel you in with "teh boob" and then it'll be too late when you discover "teh cock"

I kid, I kid. I think it's funny when people assume I'm a guy and accuse me of being a vagina
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: --- on January 25, 2014, 12:18:18 PM




Sorry to be so forward but I have some questions if you don't mind answering, if you do then my apologies for asking I don't want to come across as rude.

I am trying to decide if you are PM material or not.

1) Are you single?
2) Blonde, Brunette, Redhead etc?
3) What is your age and where about's in the world are you from? I am 35 years old and from London England.
4) What kinda work do you do.
5) What kind of training do you do and what are your interests and other stuff.


Sorry don't want this to come across as a job interview or interrogation, but I am curious about you.

Nice to meet you by the way.

x0x0x0x
"M" AKA Uncle Joon
(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/2754814/being-sick-o.gif)
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: --- on January 25, 2014, 12:56:21 PM
So basically you just confirmed that I am useless at this sort of thing, fuck it maybe I forget the whole thing
(http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/b6/b6303aa13be5afe895286a9fbac3e5828eacd8da8b4025458b8498076b5fa036.jpg)
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: RUDE BUOY on January 25, 2014, 12:59:46 PM
outed
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: Rascal full on January 25, 2014, 01:03:49 PM
Unc J hitting up the bitches again....you go, brother!
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: TEH boob on January 25, 2014, 01:53:22 PM




Sorry to be so forward but I have some questions if you don't mind answering, if you do then my apologies for asking I don't want to come across as rude.

I am trying to decide if you are PM material or not.

1) Are you single?
2) Blonde, Brunette, Redhead etc?
3) What is your age and where about's in the world are you from? I am 35 years old and from London England.
4) What kinda work do you do.
5) What kind of training do you do and what are your interests and other stuff.


Sorry don't want this to come across as a job interview or interrogation, but I am curious about you.

Nice to meet you by the way.

x0x0x0x
"M" AKA Uncle Joon

1. No
2. Refer to no. 1
3. Refer to no. 1
4. Student
5. I like running and I lift. Do both things too inconsistently.

Title: Re: Monica
Post by: --- on January 25, 2014, 01:58:05 PM
Ok cool, what are you studying at the moment if you don't mind me asking?


Shes too young for you numpty.
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: Nicademus on January 25, 2014, 02:01:05 PM
Pacquiao and Bradley signed to fight on April 12.

Get my money ready Jr.
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: TEH boob on January 25, 2014, 02:57:50 PM
Shes too young for you numpty.

Yeah...not that I think it's a strict rule, but half your age plus seven doesn't work here.

Also you'd have much competition in my bf a fellow getbigger:
German schoolboy good looks
Sexy body
Walking encyclopedia
Never smells, always smells manly
Big cock that makes me feel like Christmas morning
Cultured, classy
Nice teeth (unlike UK counterparts? Lolz)
Supportive
Good cook
Open minded
Bo$$
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: --- on January 25, 2014, 02:59:51 PM

Farrrrrrrrkkkkkkk!  >:(

I guess I am gonna lose barring major fucking techniqualites!

Can I buy out for $250 right now?   ;D


Strange expression from someone in the UK.
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on January 25, 2014, 03:00:52 PM
Yeah...not that I think it's a strict rule, but half your age plus seven doesn't work here.

Also you'd have much competition in my bf a fellow getbigger:
German schoolboy good looks
Sexy body
Walking encyclopedia
Never smells, always smells manly
Big cock that makes me feel like Christmas morning
Cultured, classy
Nice teeth (unlike UK counterparts? Lolz)
Supportive
Good cook
Open minded
Bo$$

Sounds like your average getbigger...you'll have to be more specific
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: Hulkotron on January 25, 2014, 03:03:53 PM
Yeah...not that I think it's a strict rule, but half your age plus seven doesn't work here.

Also you'd have much competition in my bf a fellow getbigger:
German schoolboy good looks
Sexy body
Walking encyclopedia
Never smells, always smells manly
Big cock that makes me feel like Christmas morning
Cultured, classy
Nice teeth (unlike UK counterparts? Lolz)
Supportive
Good cook
Open minded
Bo$$

Who is this Titan?
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: --- on January 25, 2014, 03:04:24 PM
Yeah...not that I think it's a strict rule, but half your age plus seven doesn't work here.

Also you'd have much competition in my bf a fellow getbigger:
German schoolboy good looks
Sexy body
Walking encyclopedia
Never smells, always smells manly
Big cock that makes me feel like Christmas morning
Cultured, classy
Nice teeth (unlike UK counterparts? Lolz)
Supportive
Good cook
Open minded
Bo$$
Dont you think asking for someone with a big cock then expecting you to have anything in common with them if they are classy a little odd?
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: TEH boob on January 25, 2014, 03:09:31 PM
Dont you think asking for someone with a big cock then expecting you to have anything in common with them if they are classy a little odd?

I didn't ask for it.

That's why I said it is like Christmas morning...a nice surprise.
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: Mr Nobody on January 25, 2014, 03:11:55 PM
How about I dont give a piss about this.
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: Nicademus on January 25, 2014, 04:28:08 PM

Farrrrrrrrkkkkkkk!  >:(

I guess I am gonna lose barring major fucking techniqualites!

Can I buy out for $250 right now?   ;D



Yup, we can do that.
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: Uncle Junior on January 25, 2014, 04:29:40 PM
Yup, we can do that.

what you saying I can buyout for $250 right now if I want?
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: Nicademus on January 25, 2014, 04:30:44 PM
what you saying I can buyout for $250 right now if I want?

I have no problem with that.
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: TEH boob on January 25, 2014, 04:39:13 PM
Who is this Titan?

Shhh secrets

We can be friends, uncle junior.
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: Nicademus on January 25, 2014, 04:40:51 PM

hmmmm.....fuck it go on then, bad bet by me, will buy out, will make the money back up on the poker tables in few hours.

I'll be so pissed if that fight does happen in 2014 and I cost myself 1k though.

Where do u live?

How do I pay you?

All my accounts in Sterling British Pounds.



I don't have dollar account, figure out way and figure out exchange rate  and i'll pay you.




Lol what are you talking about?  You set the rules.  PAYPAL.
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: Nicademus on January 25, 2014, 04:47:52 PM
I'll send you a PM
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: Automation on January 26, 2014, 12:04:42 AM

Lol what are you talking about?  You set the rules.  PAYPAL.


I'll bet you $10 he doesn't pay you within the next 7 days
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: Uncle Junior on January 29, 2014, 02:24:49 AM
Farrrrrkkkk! Im in the gym now and she's here! Gym really busy today! This is too hard!
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: Uncle Junior on January 29, 2014, 02:33:48 AM
She's doing lat pulldowns! Im training back too! Just started going stupid heavy to impress her! Got 1 smile already!
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: Uncle Junior on January 29, 2014, 02:42:23 AM
She left! Probably gone to do cardio! : (((

Nothing happend!
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: sososue on January 29, 2014, 02:45:20 AM
She left! Probably gone to do cardio! : (((

Nothing happend!
Maybe shes serious about training and thinks people who are always on their phone in the gym arent all that serious.
Also, if I smiled at a guy I was interested in and he started playing with his phone and ignored me I think I might head for the cardio room as well.
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: sososue on February 06, 2014, 05:23:03 AM
Quote
I am like (acting dumb):

She's like"

I am like:

She's like:

She's like:

I am like:

Then I am like

I am like:

Did it happen or did something else "like" it happen?
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: Kwon_2 on February 06, 2014, 06:36:33 AM
Interesting turn of events.
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: Rascal full on February 06, 2014, 07:37:54 AM
this was purely an exercise in psychology and I was testing my social skills which chicks so you have nothing to worry about, you know I tell you everything. Big kiss!





When you fuck Monica that gonna be an exercise in psychology too?... ;)
Title: Re: Monica
Post by: Shockwave on February 06, 2014, 07:40:06 AM
Shark = jumped