Trollers gonna troll.
This troll has a consistent character though. The "I can't function or be happy without a woman in my life" ensures that hilarity ensues.
How can I ever doubt what Galeniko says? He's the most trustworthy guy on Getbig. If he says you're 100% legit than I should absolutely believe it!!!!!!
Shame. On. Me. ::)
Maybe Uncle Junior....you should learn to love yourself. THEN and only then can you go find another to love.
Your self confidence is so low that you let people on an internet discussion forum dictate your emotional state.
You want my advice on Monica?? Let me be constructive......Go find someone your own age pedo.
Ok lets just think about the stupidity of what you just wrote here blondie (and I am trying really hard to be nice to you on the basis that we had some history)
1) You don't believe Galeniko??? Fine no one is asking you too, the fact is I GAVE YOU MY NUMBER.....YOU decided NOT to call it. You could have called me from private number or on Skype at least Galeniko called me and I answered cos unlike you we are not bullshit gimmicky people interested in playing games. Think about your retarded logic next time you make dumass blonde assertions.
2) Friends, family, associates, relationships all AFFECT people's emotions and self confidence good or bad, if they didn't no one would fucking ever get into a gym in the first place, its just that some people decide to be honest about it and other create bullshit ego lies to represent they are some how Alpha male etc, your statement is again nonsensical.
3) There is nothing wrong with a 35 year old guy dating a 21-22 year old, happens all the time.
How the fuck can I be a troll when I spoke to Galeniko on the phone for 1 fucking hour and talked about bunch of shit, he confirmed I was 100% legit and we probably gonna hang out.Galeniko will hang about with anyone with a worse physique than him.
Galeniko will hang about with anyone with a worse physique than him.well this is relative,but its a "Poke" at junior first,i know i know.
haha ok,i cant be trusted, bikiniskank,lol, go trust wolfox, much better cred
well this is relative,but its a "Poke" at junior first,i know i know.
htreses very few who top my physique throughout europe, so that was stating the obvious.
if it was a poke at me, well then choke on the sausage.
another faceless gimmick running rampant oh brother how impressive and scary.
Great post with excellent points made. Although you should have used the word "fuck" instead of "date" in regards to 35 year olds to wanting 21 year olds. Although in your defense you do have the emotions of a 21 year old girl, so you and Monica just may be a perfect match.
Clearly an emotionally stable gimmick.
Troller gonna keep on trollin till they can't troll no more. And then they'll still keep trollin cuz they're mighty mighty trolls.
Uncle Junior...it's never good practice to admit you would "hire an escort" if you simply wanted to fuck.
This is Getbig....paying for sex is beneath anybody on here.
one of mates coming to amsterdam is betterno problemo.
you might want to stand next to me :D
Now if you will excuse me I have a conference call I need to prepare for at 2.30, I will be back later.
I expect epic meltdowns and this thread to be holocaust by the time I return, if it is not I will be most disappointed.
What gyms this? Shootfighters?Genesis?fitness 1st next to victoria park, no octagon there, mate
rude could help uncle junior if his ask rude thread was still up but it is not >:( so i wont >:(
any time you want that sticky misteri shall let the people decide >:( its how i roll
you just say the word :-*
Talk to her and sneak in the phrase "so do you like to come here with your boyfriend? " and if she says "oh no i don't have a boyfriend" that's when you make your move and ask her out
stop thinking ahead, you don't know if she has a boyfriend so don't worry about it, go ask her out. Now! You'll deal with the boyfriend/rejection issue later, not now ...and so what if she has a boyfriend, you'll show your affection and plant the seed in her mind. If she's interested in you maybe she'll contact you one day, you never know but if you don't ask her out you'll never know! I've been there mate ;)
Why? You're the only that has an emotional investment in the threads on Getbig. And maybe Shizzo to an extent.
No one here TRULY cares about a 21 year you want to bang/date. It's all fun and games for us. It's only serious to you.
:D
I getting to like RUDE more and more, very creative, how do you do it bro?creative ??? lets not get carried away now J ;D
How do I initiate the conversation in the first place, I kinda have a persona in my gym of the super intense guy, so how do I start the conversation without being creepy?
Unc I am always getting crushes on girls at my gym. Something about seeing femininity invading a typically male dominated place.
Sounds to me like you are getting enough subtle signs to suggest you have a good chance. Life is too short to worry about her reaction, grab your balls and go over and say 'Hi'. Don't over think about what you are going to say just chat and be friendly. Shit will work out for you I am sure.
Fuck it, enough has gone wrong in my life in the last 2 weeks for me to actually not give a fuck, I am gonna ask her out/talk to her next time I see her.
This is going to be so tough, I almost wish I didn't have to deal with this right now.
I honestly am freaking out now.
I will probably say something dumb and chicken out.
I have no idea what the open line will be?
How do you just randomly go up to a girl you have never talked to and just start chatting to her.
If this was in business I would have no issues whatsoever.
Potential Lines:
1) "Hi, sorry what is your name? Ahh Monica's that's a lovely name, always see you training in the morning, should I show you how to do a proper lat pulldown"?
2) "Ah hi sorry don't really know, can you give me a spot with this bench press"?
Ahh fuck it, whatever I say is gonna suck, I just know it.
How do I initiate the conversation in the first place, I kinda have a persona in my gym of the super intense guy, so how do I start the conversation without being creepy?
Thanks man will do. I was thinking to ask Ash to ask her first if she's got a boyfriend or not and if not then I can try but if she does I wouldn't even bother embarrassing myself, nothing wrong with a bit of forward planning.
If she is interested, any words that don't make you sound like a total idiot will break the ice. Whether that is achievable, given you are such a blatant beta fag, is debatable.
I gave her a cocking already she wasn't that great.;D
She will smell the reek of desperation.
Fuck it, enough has gone wrong in my life in the last 2 weeks for me to actually not give a fuck, I am gonna ask her out/talk to her next time I see her.
This is going to be so tough, I almost wish I didn't have to deal with this right now.
I honestly am freaking out now.
I will probably say something dumb and chicken out.
I have no idea what the open line will be?
How do you just randomly go up to a girl you have never talked to and just start chatting to her.
If this was in business I would have no issues whatsoever.
Potential Lines:
1) "Hi, sorry what is your name? Ahh Monica's that's a lovely name, always see you training in the morning, should I show you how to do a proper lat pulldown"?
2) "Ah hi sorry don't really know, can you give me a spot with this bench press"?
Ahh fuck it, whatever I say is gonna suck, I just know it.
Don't get involved with her. She will break your heart. You need to find an older woman that is more desperate and will enjoy your neurosis - in that it won't freak her out and she can mother you.
I'm being serious here. Find a woman a bit older than you and she'll overlook a lot.
Grit honestly you are no far from the truth brother.If they pat you on the head and say "awww" when they are talking to you then they are not keepers.
I always get on splendidly with girls/ladies that are older/more mature than me. It's the younger one that cause me all the problems usually.
I have like 3-4 MILF type friends in the gym who are so sweet and like me and end up like talking about all kinds of stuff with them etc
Uncle Joon is the worst gimmick ever but getbig is so ridiculously dumb to see it.
If it's not a Gimmick then it's a Genova or a mandatory suicide.
She will smell the reek of desperation.
Internally you are probably right! Actually there is no probably about it, you are right!
Externally you are completely wrong.
What the outside world see's and their perception of me usually is a high functioning individual who for the most part has most the things that they want or dream of and on the surface they would view me as a tower of strength etc
If they only knew how I actually felt on the inside and how weak I really am.
I would trade places in a heart beat to have the things that those people have. The important things to me like having the real love and affection of an honest woman and starting a family with her and having kids, preferably a son who I could teach boxing too take out and do sports, although if she was a girl I would probably even adore her more cos I would spoil her rotten etc
It's highly ironic actually that I get accused of being a gimmick/dishonest here where in fact I am 100% more honest on here that I could possibly afford to be in real life.
Think about that logic for a second.
On here I don't have to interact with anyone in real life, so it's easy for me to just be honest about how I really feel and express my emotions without fear of reprisal etc.
In real life that's not how it works. You can't afford to be really honest without pissing people off or upsetting them.
Many people here try to create a tough guy persona, because the internet provides them with the anonymity to do that. They create fiction in order to feel better about themselves/troll and convey to their internet buddies delusions of grandeur and self importance.
Off course there are always exceptions and not everybody does that.
I am one of those exceptions.
Rather than use the anonymity that the internet provides in order to poke fun at others, create fiction, lie about my life, I actually use it as an opportunity to be honest with myself, examine my thought patterns and expose my strengths and for the most part weakness and to put it out there for the world to see (all be it anonymously or semi-anonymously) because its somehow therapeutic and liberating.
You guys should try it sometime, being honest I mean, it's really not that bad and a whole lot of fun.
Philosophy lecture over.
Mwah, Uncle Joon, x0x0x0x0
serious question
do you have a disfunctional relationship with your mother
Epic rookie error of exposing your soft underbelly to the hyenas of getbig.
Internally you are probably right! Actually there is no probably about it, you are right!
Externally you are completely wrong.
What the outside world see's and their perception of me usually is a high functioning individual who for the most part has most the things that they want or dream of and on the surface they would view me as a tower of strength etc
If they only knew how I actually felt on the inside and how weak I really am.
I would trade places in a heart beat to have the things that those people have. The important things to me like having the real love and affection of an honest woman and starting a family with her and having kids, preferably a son who I could teach boxing too take out and do sports, although if she was a girl I would probably even adore her more cos I would spoil her rotten etc
It's highly ironic actually that I get accused of being a gimmick/dishonest here where in fact I am 100% more honest on here that I could possibly afford to be in real life.
Think about that logic for a second.
On here I don't have to interact with anyone in real life, so it's easy for me to just be honest about how I really feel and express my emotions without fear of reprisal etc.
In real life that's not how it works. You can't afford to be really honest without pissing people off or upsetting them.
Many people here try to create a tough guy persona, because the internet provides them with the anonymity to do that. They create fiction in order to feel better about themselves/troll and convey to their internet buddies delusions of grandeur and self importance.
Off course there are always exceptions and not everybody does that.
I am one of those exceptions.
Rather than use the anonymity that the internet provides in order to poke fun at others, create fiction, lie about my life, I actually use it as an opportunity to be honest with myself, examine my thought patterns and expose my strengths and for the most part weakness and to put it out there for the world to see (all be it anonymously or semi-anonymously) because its somehow therapeutic and liberating.
You guys should try it sometime, being honest I mean, it's really not that bad and a whole lot of fun.
Philosophy lecture over.
Mwah, Uncle Joon, x0x0x0x0
For 18 years I sat down exchanging money and venom with real life vultures, drug addicts, gangsters, convicts, pimps and whore's of the underworld, trust me I have absolutely nothing to fear from the "hyenas" of Getbig as you put it.
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For 18 years I sat down exchanging money and venom with real life vultures, drug addicts, gangsters, convicts, pimps and whore's of the underworld, trust me I have absolutely nothing to fear from the "hyenas" of Getbig as you put it.
I love the Rhodes Scholars on here who are like "DONT FEED TEH TROLLS MOARANS!!!1" as they post on the troll's thread.
If thats a real photo of your hair in the big brother thread then you are likely no older than 18.
For 18 years I sat down exchanging money and venom with real life vultures, drug addicts, gangsters, convicts, pimps and whore's of the underworld, trust me I have absolutely nothing to fear from the "hyenas" of Getbig as you put it.
They are neither troll feeders nor am I such a thing. I shouldn't have to defend myself all the time, it tiring.
Accept that its entirely possible some of us may have lived more interesting/depraved lives than yours.
The reason they reply (those few who's curiosity has been awakened) is because they are recognizers of the truth. When you are a recognizer of the truth, the truth resonates with you. It's almost like an inbuilt 6th sense, those guys have it, the haters don't
'Hey that was you I saw the other day wasn't it? Monika right?.....'
Go easy on the Fucking compliments women hate guys coming straight out with compliments, it's awkward and creepy. You can show you know her name already that will be enough of a compliment. If she does ask how you know her name. You asked who the girl was who always works out hard.
Apologies friend, wasn't aimed specifically at you brother.
Yes galeniko has vouched for UJ.
UJ is the reverse Flintstones.
Yes you are right, I almost never complement any female I talk to directly for the first time, although I am a master of indirect compliments, subtle and snake like in nature, after all I was a salesman for many years and old habit's die hard.
I find the whole notion of seduction by playing the numbers game awful, yeah sure it does work but I am too long in the tooth to make the effort.
By the way nice to meet you "the boob", I am not going to lie I am curious about you. Not many female members on here, it's always nice when we got some new blood to go after...just saying :-*
UJ is the reverse Flintstones.
Flintstones is old pretending he's young and UJ is young pretending he's old.
21 you lazy fuck, I was working at 15.
35 is old friend, feels like it anyway.
I started working when I was 21 in a smelly call center in Old Street for £5.50 an hour, I think I told the story before, still it was fun times.
21 you lazy fuck, I was working at 15.
All those years at college to work in a call centre?
No need for such aggression, friend.
Yes you are right, I almost never complement any female I talk to directly for the first time, although I am a master of indirect compliments, subtle and snake like in nature, after all I was a salesman for many years and old habit's die hard.
I find the whole notion of seduction by playing the numbers game awful, yeah sure it does work but I am too long in the tooth to make the effort.
By the way nice to meet you "the boob", I am not going to lie I am curious about you. Not many female members on here, it's always nice when we got some new blood to go after...just saying :-*
(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/2754814/being-sick-o.gif)
Sorry to be so forward but I have some questions if you don't mind answering, if you do then my apologies for asking I don't want to come across as rude.
I am trying to decide if you are PM material or not.
1) Are you single?
2) Blonde, Brunette, Redhead etc?
3) What is your age and where about's in the world are you from? I am 35 years old and from London England.
4) What kinda work do you do.
5) What kind of training do you do and what are your interests and other stuff.
Sorry don't want this to come across as a job interview or interrogation, but I am curious about you.
Nice to meet you by the way.
x0x0x0x
"M" AKA Uncle Joon
So basically you just confirmed that I am useless at this sort of thing, fuck it maybe I forget the whole thing(http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/b6/b6303aa13be5afe895286a9fbac3e5828eacd8da8b4025458b8498076b5fa036.jpg)
Sorry to be so forward but I have some questions if you don't mind answering, if you do then my apologies for asking I don't want to come across as rude.
I am trying to decide if you are PM material or not.
1) Are you single?
2) Blonde, Brunette, Redhead etc?
3) What is your age and where about's in the world are you from? I am 35 years old and from London England.
4) What kinda work do you do.
5) What kind of training do you do and what are your interests and other stuff.
Sorry don't want this to come across as a job interview or interrogation, but I am curious about you.
Nice to meet you by the way.
x0x0x0x
"M" AKA Uncle Joon
Ok cool, what are you studying at the moment if you don't mind me asking?Shes too young for you numpty.
Shes too young for you numpty.
Strange expression from someone in the UK.
Farrrrrrrrkkkkkkk! >:(
I guess I am gonna lose barring major fucking techniqualites!
Can I buy out for $250 right now? ;D
Yeah...not that I think it's a strict rule, but half your age plus seven doesn't work here.
Also you'd have much competition in my bf a fellow getbigger:
German schoolboy good looks
Sexy body
Walking encyclopedia
Never smells, always smells manly
Big cock that makes me feel like Christmas morning
Cultured, classy
Nice teeth (unlike UK counterparts? Lolz)
Supportive
Good cook
Open minded
Bo$$
Yeah...not that I think it's a strict rule, but half your age plus seven doesn't work here.
Also you'd have much competition in my bf a fellow getbigger:
German schoolboy good looks
Sexy body
Walking encyclopedia
Never smells, always smells manly
Big cock that makes me feel like Christmas morning
Cultured, classy
Nice teeth (unlike UK counterparts? Lolz)
Supportive
Good cook
Open minded
Bo$$
Yeah...not that I think it's a strict rule, but half your age plus seven doesn't work here.Dont you think asking for someone with a big cock then expecting you to have anything in common with them if they are classy a little odd?
Also you'd have much competition in my bf a fellow getbigger:
German schoolboy good looks
Sexy body
Walking encyclopedia
Never smells, always smells manly
Big cock that makes me feel like Christmas morning
Cultured, classy
Nice teeth (unlike UK counterparts? Lolz)
Supportive
Good cook
Open minded
Bo$$
Dont you think asking for someone with a big cock then expecting you to have anything in common with them if they are classy a little odd?
Farrrrrrrrkkkkkkk! >:(
I guess I am gonna lose barring major fucking techniqualites!
Can I buy out for $250 right now? ;D
Yup, we can do that.
what you saying I can buyout for $250 right now if I want?
Who is this Titan?
hmmmm.....fuck it go on then, bad bet by me, will buy out, will make the money back up on the poker tables in few hours.
I'll be so pissed if that fight does happen in 2014 and I cost myself 1k though.
Where do u live?
How do I pay you?
All my accounts in Sterling British Pounds.
I don't have dollar account, figure out way and figure out exchange rate and i'll pay you.
Lol what are you talking about? You set the rules. PAYPAL.
She left! Probably gone to do cardio! : (((Maybe shes serious about training and thinks people who are always on their phone in the gym arent all that serious.
Nothing happend!
I am like (acting dumb):
She's like"
I am like:
She's like:
She's like:
I am like:
Then I am like
I am like:
this was purely an exercise in psychology and I was testing my social skills which chicks so you have nothing to worry about, you know I tell you everything. Big kiss!