One day, he tried that shit to a little asian guy who was still well built but short. He totally checked the asian dude with his shoulder. After kinda walking away the asian dude ran right back up to the black guy and started screaming at the top of lungs. "Im warning you!", he was yelling in his asian accent, "Dont f**k wit me, Im warning you, I'll f**k you up, you dont know how I am."
The black was like, "Who the f**k are you?"
"All you need to know is dont f**k with me, ask the people who I am.", the little guy was still yelling and pointing his finger into the black dudes chest. The black guy didnt do a thing and later asked the manager who the asian guy was. Appearantly, he is the leader of a very infamous gang around here and he is very well known as a person not to be messed with.
We havent seen the black dude come back to the gym since that day.
so you're saying you let some black dude push you around?
Maybe you can be my bodyguard? :Pyou couldn't afford me ;)
there was one black guy there that was huge and he always attempted to intimidate everyone there. He'd stare you down, take the bench you were using when you got up to put the weights away, bang into your shoulder if he was next you.
One day, he tried that shit to a little asian guy who was still well built but short. He totally checked the asian dude with his shoulder. After kinda walking away the asian dude ran right back up to the black guy and started screaming at the top of lungs. "Im warning you!", he was yelling in his asian accent, "Dont f**k wit me, Im warning you, I'll f**k you up, you dont know how I am."
The black was like, "Who the f**k are you?"
"All you need to know is dont f**k with me, ask the people who I am.", the little guy was still yelling and pointing his finger into the black dudes chest. The black guy didnt do a thing and later asked the manager who the asian guy was. Appearantly, he is the leader of a very infamous gang around here and he is very well known as a person not to be messed with.
We havent seen the black dude come back to the gym since that day.
From my experience asians mean business. I wouldn't be surprised if the nigga got sliced outside.Yes, I found that oftentimes Asians DO mean business.
I was in the gym one day, a guy walked in and knocked the desk manager the f**k out! Come to find out the desk manager was sleeping with that guys girl friend.
Yes, I found that oftentimes Asians DO mean business.
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I saw two juiced out freaks hurling 45's at each other across the gym because one banged the other's girl. It was fVcking insane. Mirrors were smashing, shit was getting destroyed as the customers were hiding under benches and behind equipment. I had my head popped up over the front desk checking it out.
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We havent seen the black dude come back to the gym since that day.
I had a similar experience.
Back in the day at Broadway Bodybuilders, there was this pretty big Jamaican guy who wasn't too fond of showering. Whenever he did an exercise that required him putting his arms over his head, things got funky, and not in a good way.
Another big guy, who was somewhat of bully, went over to the Jamaican guy who was benching at the time, held the bar down and admonished the Stinky Jamaican about his unsanitary ways. Once the bar was finally removed from his chest, the Jamaican went over to a rack, grabbed a five pound plate, and threw a Roger Clements-like fastball at the other guy. Luckily for both, it missed. The other guy then tackled the Jamaican. From there, everyone else jumped in and broke it up.
I have alot of Brazilian guys in my gym and they are annoying. They always stand in fron of the dumbell rack and shadow box or do that dancing martial arts bullshit all over the place. One time some big guy told them to f**k off but it didnt get beyond some verbal assaults.the asian dude was a pussy a real bad ass would have just dropped that dude.
On the other hand, theres another big named gym I go to as well and there was one black guy there that was huge and he always attempted to intimidate everyone there. He'd stare you down, take the bench you were using when you got up to put the weights away, bang into your shoulder if he was next you.
One day, he tried that shit to a little asian guy who was still well built but short. He totally checked the asian dude with his shoulder. After kinda walking away the asian dude ran right back up to the black guy and started screaming at the top of lungs. "Im warning you!", he was yelling in his asian accent, "Dont f**k wit me, Im warning you, I'll f**k you up, you dont know how I am."
The black was like, "Who the f**k are you?"
"All you need to know is dont f**k with me, ask the people who I am.", the little guy was still yelling and pointing his finger into the black dudes chest. The black guy didnt do a thing and later asked the manager who the asian guy was. Appearantly, he is the leader of a very infamous gang around here and he is very well known as a person not to be messed with.
We havent seen the black dude come back to the gym since that day.
Maybe you can be my bodyguard? :P
Doug went to the L.A. fitness in Monclair/Pomona from that day on, I went to see him one night. Bad ass dude.
$20 SAYS 90% OF THESE STORIES ARE BS.
$20 SAYS 90% OF THESE STORIES ARE BS.
$20 SAYS 90% OF THESE STORIES ARE BS.
Jay has his own Gym now
http://www.mcgwiresfitness.com/home.htm
Great guy.
Hey Div,
Now you know where hes at. Go get him holmes. ;D
I don't own a gun either.
Never needed one.
Instead of a mac-10, he tried scrappin'...
This big black guy at the gym was slamming the weights down so everyone could see that he was lifting heavy. The guy was about 6'2 and 260 lbs. Jessie Kellum who is about 5'5 and 198 lbs tells the guy if you can't handle the heavy wt don't lift it. The black guy tells Jessie FU. Jessie walks over to the guy and knocks his ass out with one right. Funny shit. People in the gym said can you believe that little guy knock that guy out with one shot. By the way Jessie is one of the strongest guys in the world pound for pound. He benches like 625 and squats over 900.
In 1980 or so I almost got into a fight with a midget named Chris Dickerson.
In 1980 or so I almost got into a fight with a midget named Chris Dickerson.
I heard you two were fighting over the same sausage...
Robert, that sounded a big gay of you...... ???
I'd never bring a girlfriend to the gym with me, that's just asking for trouble.
DIV
I was attempting to point out they both digged the salami, just different kinds, as one was 300+ pounds and the other was a broadway bitch.
Me neither, but I've hooked up with chicks from the gym before. You must have too. What do you do then?
I don't hook up with chicks from the gym. My time there is spent lifting and doing cardio. I don't flirt with them or let them waste my time. Now, if they decide to talk to me afterward when I'm stretching, getting ready to leave etc.; that's cool. I don't really care though, the gym isn't a place for picking up bitches. Women are everywhere, if you have to sacrifice gymtime to meet them, then you have issues.
DIV
Translation : I have no skills with women. ;D ;D
Translation : I have no skills with women. ;D ;D
Weights over Women.........always.
Women are for later.......
DIV
weights first = for muscle
women right after that = for cardio
Actually Borracho,
I don't hook up with chicks from the gym. My time there is spent lifting and doing cardio. I don't flirt with them or let them waste my time. Now, if they decide to talk to me afterward when I'm stretching, getting ready to leave etc.; that's cool. I don't really care though, the gym isn't a place for picking up bitches. Women are everywhere, if you have to sacrifice gymtime to meet them, then you have issues.
DIV
I saw two juiced out freaks hurling 45's at each other across the gym because one banged the other's girl. It was fVcking insane. Mirrors were smashing, shit was getting destroyed as the customers were hiding under benches and behind equipment. I had my head popped up over the front desk checking it out.
I was attempting to point out they both digged the salami just different kinds, as one was 300+ pounds and the other was a broadway bitch.
Wow! he d been to jail! Well that automatically makes you a tough guy does it! :Dhe was a big coke dealer and got busted. let me rename jail to PRISON. he was like 5'-5" and tested out to the max and about 220 plus. was a raging cuban.
SO I said to the front desk girl to call 911. He looks at me and says why you calling 911. I said to get an ambulance here to take you to the hospital after I knock you the f**k out.
So your'e from Holland
L.A. fitness in Diamond Bar, CA. ... L.A. fitness in Monclair/Pomona
finally cooler heads prevail on the all important weights or cardio first issue...... ;D
SO I said to the front desk girl to call 911. He looks at me and says why you calling 911. I said to get an ambulance here to take you to the hospital after I knock you the f**k out.
you are such a homo, i mean bad ass... :-\
Yes bro, you are contagious on this site... ::)
I almost did once on a gym on base when I was in the Marines......damn Knny you're such a man, can i have your autograph? ::)
I went to the locker room to grab my stuff before I went home. A guy approached me & started asking me about my training. He started to go on & on about he was a Seal Instructor on Coronado & I don't remember everything he was saying & it got to the point where I started to ignore him.
Basically....it was the old Seals being better than the Marine thing.
So I brushed passed him & said "come back to me when you put on some more size...........& look at your legs....fucking toothpicks."
I then went into the locker room....got my things & started thinking about how weird that was. I started walking out of the gym & was in the parking lot & I realized someone was walking up behind me. I turned & saw it was him. So I stopped & at this point I could tell something was going to happen. He started to get angry about how I insulted him....
then I got pissed....
I told him...."first of all....you approached me inside...not the other way around. Second of all...I have no time for you or your b.s. but I will make time right now if thats the way you want it."
It stopped him dead in his tracks....then I said..."you better head right back in that gym & go about your business....you're not going to win this one."
He turned & went back inside. Honestly....I was kind of amazed. I mean really....I couldn't believe it. This guy looked like he wanted to go....but I guess he really didn't.
;)
is that 240?
I have gotten in a fight..........or 2. 8)
I don't think that's true, neither I nor the person I allegedly threw it at can remember that happening, but I have thrown a punch and split a lip in the gym. :)
ok, "flower", hahaha, oh brother what a name.
I don't think that's true, neither I nor the person I allegedly threw it at can remember that happening, but I have thrown a punch and split a lip in the gym. :)
ok, "flower", hahaha, oh brother what a name.
let me rephrase I know close to nothing about.
You're a male- AT a football game- who knows absolutely nothing about football.gayer then his bruce lee poster hanging in his room!
Yeah. You're gay. You're there to watch dudes in tights.
You're a male- AT a football game- who knows absolutely nothing about football.
Yeah. You're gay. You're there to watch dudes in tights.
I actually i find football quite boring. Its too long and the guys are pathetic! I really much rather watch boxing or baskeball or any other form of fighting. Maybe I don't like watching it because its a pasetime for fat homosexual man(like youreself 240) to sit around and bitch like little girls about how there "boys" should have won. :o <-- pic of you sucking your friend superstarbillygram(what a lacky get a mind of your own you goon!!)
I like that story Lizzy, was Craig there?
I called some guy a "fucking idiot" when he refused to spot me on some heavy bench press sets. It was around 1 AM and there was nobody else I could ask. He started making threats and challenged me to a fight outside the gym, but didn't have the guts to back up his loud mouth.
You acted like a jackass. He was in his right to refuse giving you help, even though he was the only guy there. I would have decked you, immediately.\
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You would have punched another man and risked being sent to jail for a year, just because he didn't help you?
You got it wrong. If a guy asked me to spot him and I refused, and then he called me a fucking idiot for it, then I would deck him. BrianX is a jackass. Got it?
I agree that he was an ass for not helping...
But I have to wonder, would you really punch someone out and risk your freedom/job/family/bank account? Is an idiot stranger worth it?
I have gotten in a fight..........or 2. 8)
I got another fight story if you want one ?????????
You acted like a jackass. He was in his right to refuse giving you help, even though he was the only guy there. I would have decked you, immediately.no you wouldn't, you would have said, "that's ok, sorry to bither you sir, have a nice night", hahahaha, pusssy ass bit.ch.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
I like that story Lizzy, was Craig there? Kind of reminded me of a bitch slap story. A good friend of mine Nuu Faaola who played pro football and is a local Hawaiian sports hero and I always played racquetball airas a team. Well one day after playing at the Honolulu Club we went downstairs to eat at TGIF. So we are sitting at the bar and a couple walks in. She was very pretty and tall and the guy she was with was kind of dorky but okay other than that. Well they sit next to us. We start talking between us and everything seemed cool.
Then the guy gets up to go to the restroom. Well Nuu goes and sits right next to her. I can hear him talking to her and I catch "what are you doing with this ugly dork." She starts to laugh and she tells Nuu they are getting married. Nuu starts to laugh really hard. Then the guy comes up and asks what is so funny. Nuu is very loud at times. He is about 6'1" and 255, very quick and fast. He was a runningback for the Cleveland Browns. Anyway, Nuu looks at him square in the face and says "you are fucking dork and don't deserve this beautiful girl."
The guy steps back and says "what'd you say". And Nuu says "you heard me" then bitch slaps this guy so hard that everyone in the place could easily hear it. It was the loudest open-hand slap I ever heard. Well I grab him quickly and tell them sorry he is drunk. Anyway, the guy grabs his cell phone and calls the cops. Nuu yells at him "go ahead and call the cops" the guy says " I know who you are." Well we are sitting there and the cops come in. They knew me and Nuu. So one of them talks to the guy and the other talks to us. The first thing that comes out of the cops mouth was "Nuu brotha man you going to play this year." Then he asks for his autograph. In short, both cops got Nuu's autograph and nothing happened.
I was good friends with Nuu but I didn't like the way he handled not being able to play pro football anymore. He had a temper (a samoan thing) but I felt bad for the people he intimdated. If you recall his girlfriend and one time fiancee was Carolyn Sapp (Miss America) who was another close friend. They did a Movie of the Week on Carolyn and portrayed Nuu in a very bad way. There were many times he came to my place to get away from her only to have her call me looking for him. He had to leave Hawaii after the movie because I knew he felt bad about everything.
no you wouldn't, you would have said, "that's ok, sorry to bither you sir, have a nice night", hahahaha, pusssy ass bit.ch.
If you don't like a guy who asks you to spot say yes. Then while he is lifting walk away.
Havent you seen that Beavis and Butthead episode where Butthead s spotting some meathead and then just walks off, later the guy chucked him through the window. Now best not risk that :("Gimme a spot, STICKBOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
For a girl who's username is sarcasm,
Nasty chick! ;)
SUCKMYMUSCLE
240, you have poor business ethics, you say you came back after your meltdown. But how many potential clients have you warded off after all these personal attacts? You my freind let your wife pay the bill and live on here.. I'f I was in your shoes, I woudlnt diss anyone if I wantes my BS business to work you jackass.i didnt coach this poster :-X
hahaha, sarcasm is a 5' 11 225lbs girl on roids.
Sarcasm would beat you senseless you homo.
My gym fight experiences are a little more serious, sad to say.
Due to a few problems among a few bodybuilders in the gym, the problem was taken outside and resulted in the death of one and eventually the death of the other.
Then another up and coming lifter got in a scrap that put him in a wheelchair for the rest of his life.
Tough guys, tough gym, tough times.
be careful of ninja's
they're deadly
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Sarcasm would beat you senseless you homo.
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After her set, she was so mad that she picked up a 2.5kg plate, and whacked it across the head of the guy who was doing this.
I don't know about fighting (no one has ever given me a problem at the gym) but I came close to strangling an employee at golds.
I was incline pressing 100 pound dumbells and I kind of slammed them down after my final set.
now normally I pick my weights up all the time but I was fucking exhausted... and the gym floor was literally covered with many many unracked dumbells.
so I said fuck it.. and left them.
next thing I know this midget employee taps me on the shoulder once I had walked all the way across the gym.... and said - are those your dumbells? the guy's pointing to about 50 fucking pair of dumbells...
so I said which ones? he said the 100's.... I swear to god I wanted to squeeze the head right off his body... the guy started looking nervous as I intensely stared into his eyes for a good 30 seconds without saying a word..
I really thought I was going to lose it and mangle the fucker.
but common sense returned and my blood pressure began to lower a bit... so I grabbed him by the shoulder and said no problem, walked all the way back across the gym and racked my fucking dumbells.
the guy obviously watched me drop them and was pissed because he had quite a few dumbells to pick up and he was the only employee around.
I overheard him telling someone he thought I was going to actually kick his ass... i must have looked pissed.
but he was only doing his job I suppose... but he really didn't know how close he came.
something just came over me and I wasn't even sure myself what I was going to do... lol
i saw a punk ass kid bump a large guy(there was plenty of room) while he was doing DB curls and the big guy dropped the weights and smacked the kid right upside the head. it was loud as hell. the high school kid was a punk who wore all his "baller" cloths while he was working out. XXXL jersey on with huge shoes with no laces and the kid might have weighed 170. the big dude just laughed as the little punk walked off with a pissed look. the kid came back and told the guy "your gonna be sorry" and the big dude said "get lost homo" as he was still curling.i didn't know you wore XXXL jersey's and unlaced shoes.
i laughed for a week every time i thought of it.
8)
My gym fight experiences are a little more serious, sad to say.
Due to a few problems among a few bodybuilders in the gym, the problem was taken outside and resulted in the death of one and eventually the death of the other.
Then another up and coming lifter got in a scrap that put him in a wheelchair for the rest of his life.
Tough guys, tough gym, tough times.
Have you ever been in a fight at the gym, or close to it? Share!
Myself I haven't, closest I got was when I got into a verbal fight with the gym manager for bitching about me not showing my member card I ended up telling him to fuck himself and tore it apart and never went back
well, ulysses garcia just got outta jail in early 89 and was training for the nationals (while working at paradise gym). so one day some fool changes the radio station, no big deal. well ulysses was not happy.Delta I competed against Ulysses years ago in the Goldcoast! he was involved with the Miami River Cops!
"who the fuck changed the radio"? in a tony montana spic accent.
then the radio went silent. he came in to the gym and starts yelling "who tha fuck changed the radio"?
"dont fuck with that shit mang, sombady gonna get fucked up. Dont touch the fucking radio." you could hear a mouse fart it was silent. nothing came to blows or anything but it could have gotten ugly. ulysses was like 5'-5" and 220 fresh outta jail and juicing hard. had to be there.
with dirty arabs
Are there other kinds?yes waxed and oiled up ones like nasser ::)
Never