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Title: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: BikiniSlut on February 16, 2014, 05:54:42 PM
Yes.....he went bazooka in PM's and on the board with regards to me.

I then proceeded to ignore his PM's which were very apologetic in nature...but I still ignored them....I just figured it was one of GH15's minions.

Talked to Gal....he said the guy was legit.....started responding to UJ's PM's again.

Stop jumping to conclusions Getbiggers.....this isn't romantic. On either part....he's trolling with all that shit but believe what you will.

He told me he felt genuinely bad for how he acted and would like to send a gift. I scoffed.....and told him no way in hell I would ever give him my address. Well the guy kept insisting without coming across persistent or creepy. So I thought why not.....free stuff! Everybody already knows I'm in Fort Mac and my real name so I wasn't too concerned.

I'd like to give an apology right there.....that's greedy and golddiggerish and selfish. It's not me....but I honestly thought this whole thing was a joke. I was curious though...after he was straight up with Nicadameus I was curious.

So I gave him a PO Box Address which a co worker of mine uses to receive gear and online pharmaceuticals and shit. He just doesn't want his wife to know.

Friday.....my co worker receives a fucking package for me from England. He gave it to me today....about an hour or two ago.

IT'S BATH PRODUCTS FROM THE BODY SHOP with an apology for how he behaved. I'm not making this shit up.

I will post pics. What do I do to prove I'm genuine? Pick an animal and I will take one of my teddies of that animal and post it with the products. I collect teddy bears so I have every animal imaginable.

And a big THANK YOU to Uncle Junior. This is totally fucking surreal and very kind.

I'm not even creeped out.

And I doubted Galeniko.......well I'll eat my words....you were right. This guy is genuine. He has a heart of gold with the mind of a Schizophrenic.

Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: ZOD on February 16, 2014, 05:56:12 PM
Yes.....he went bazooka in PM's and on the board with regards to me.

I then proceeded to ignore his PM's which were very apologetic in nature...but I still ignored them....I just figured it was one of GH15's minions.

Talked to Gal....he said the guy was legit.....started responding to UJ's PM's again.

Stop jumping to conclusions Getbiggers.....this isn't romantic. On either part....he's trolling with all that shit but believe what you will.

He told me he felt genuinely bad for how he acted and would like to send a gift. I scoffed.....and told him no way in hell I would ever give him my address. Well the guy kept insisting without coming across persistent or creepy. So I thought why not.....free stuff! Everybody already knows I'm in Fort Mac and my real name so I wasn't too concerned.

I'd like to give an apology right there.....that's greedy and golddiggerish and selfish. It's not me....but I honestly thought this whole thing was a joke. I was curious though...after he was straight up with Nicadameus I was curious.

So I gave him a PO Box Address which a co worker of mine uses to receive gear and online pharmaceuticals and shit. He just doesn't want his wife to know.

Friday.....my co worker receives a fucking package for me from England. He gave it to me today....about an hour or two ago.

IT'S BATH PRODUCTS FROM THE BODY SHOP with an apology for how he behaved. I'm not making this shit up.

I will post pics. What do I do to prove I'm genuine? Pick an animal and I will take one of my teddies of that animal and post it with the products. I collect teddy bears so I have every animal imaginable.

And a big THANK YOU to Uncle Junior. This is totally fucking surreal and very kind.

I'm not even creeped out.

And I doubted Galeniko.......well I'll eat my words....you were right. This guy is genuine. He has a heart of gold with the mind of a Schizophrenic.



shut the fuck up.
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: galeniko on February 16, 2014, 05:58:32 PM
told you all so.

hes just bit loco in the head.

however he should apologize straight up agaian, body shop is some cheap brand lol.

Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: 38-26-40 on February 16, 2014, 05:59:33 PM
How nice! What scent?  :)
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: The True Adonis on February 16, 2014, 06:01:54 PM
How nice! What scent?  :)
Vaginal Slime No. 3
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: Grape Ape on February 16, 2014, 06:02:56 PM
This is good - we needed another thread with BS talking to or about Uncle Junior.
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: Shockwave on February 16, 2014, 06:03:07 PM
I still think BS = UJ.
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: BikiniSlut on February 16, 2014, 06:03:38 PM
How nice! What scent?  :)

Strawberry. :)

I still can't believe this shit.

Galeniko was spot on.  ???

Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: calfzilla on February 16, 2014, 06:05:03 PM
Would love to gamble with uncle junior.
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: galeniko on February 16, 2014, 06:06:49 PM
you could get alot more out of this, girl

have yourself invited to some shirt holyday trip, dont be too uptight, time is flying.

ask him to bring you over to the ibiza meeting, be creative.

you could suck on many flacid steroid penisses there ;D
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: BikiniSlut on February 16, 2014, 06:08:04 PM
This is good - we needed another thread with BS talking to or about Uncle Junior.

Stop being a negative nancy ffs.

This will be the last thread I'll start about UJ.

But damn right this thread needed to be started. We all thought he was a troll....I thought he was a brilliant one.

This is unbelievable.

You don't like it.....thousands of other threads for you to post in.
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: chaos on February 16, 2014, 06:09:27 PM
Internet.
Serious bidness!
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: BikiniSlut on February 16, 2014, 06:10:59 PM
you could get alot more out of this, girl

have yourself invited to some shirt holyday trip, dont be too uptight, time is flying.

ask him to bring you over to the ibiza meeting, be creative.

you could suck on many flacid steroid penisses there ;D

Guys I date don't even pay me this much attention.
 :-\
Although UJ has stopped with the PM's. I really believe he just wanted to genuinely apologize. Which is funny because it's Getbig.....none of that silly bullshit even fazed me.

Someone pic an animal so I can take a pic.  
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: Grape Ape on February 16, 2014, 06:11:35 PM
Stop being a negative nancy ffs.

This will be the last thread I'll start about UJ.

But damn right this thread needed to be started. We all thought he was a troll....I thought he was a brilliant one.

This is unbelievable.

You don't like it.....thousands of other threads for you to post in.

Some loon sends somebody he doesn't know something in the mail and that proves he's not trolling on the internet?  I don't follow the logic.

Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: BikiniSlut on February 16, 2014, 06:12:45 PM
Some loon sends somebody he doesn't know something in the mail and that proves he's not trolling?  I don't follow the logic.

It's proof he's a man of his word.

UJ will always troll here. We all troll to a certain extent.

Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: Grape Ape on February 16, 2014, 06:14:07 PM
It's proof he's a man of his word.

UJ will always troll here. We all troll to a certain extent.



I put this guy in the halo category - I try to give humanity the benefit of the doubt that this person cannot exist.

The fact that he spent an extra $20 to perpetuate the myth doesn't prove anything.
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: 38-26-40 on February 16, 2014, 06:17:04 PM
Strawberry. :)

I still can't believe this shit.

Galeniko was spot on.  ???



Good choice!

Giraffe  :)
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: 38-26-40 on February 16, 2014, 06:19:34 PM
told you all so.

hes just bit loco in the head.

however he should apologize straight up agaian, body shop is some cheap brand lol.



Here in the states, the body shop is the better / more pricey version of bath and body works. Now they're cheap!

He did well...considering he didn't have to get anything.
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: dustin on February 16, 2014, 06:19:49 PM
He actually sent me a dildo last week.
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: Vince B on February 16, 2014, 06:20:19 PM
BS. Fort McMurray, huh? I have a brother who has a business there. Big place now, but what keeps you so far up north?
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: galeniko on February 16, 2014, 06:21:36 PM
Guys I date don't even pay me this much attention.
 :-\
 
damn, you should hang out 1 or 2 days with me, would teach you some things how to make men coming crawling at you.


Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: Hulkotron on February 16, 2014, 06:22:29 PM
Dah fuck ???
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: BikiniSlut on February 16, 2014, 06:23:54 PM
BS. Fort McMurray, huh? I have a brother who has a business there. Big place now, but what keeps you so far up north?

Work in the oilsands!

I go between FM and Edm.
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: BikiniSlut on February 16, 2014, 06:25:21 PM
damn, you should hang out 1 or 2 days with me, would teach you some things how to make men coming crawling at you.




Sorry Gal..I'm interested in more than a one night fuck.  :(

That is something that even I can get.

Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: BikiniSlut on February 16, 2014, 06:26:06 PM
Good choice!

Giraffe  :)

Giraffe it is. I will set him up eating the hand cream.
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on February 16, 2014, 06:26:48 PM
Would love to gamble with uncle junior.

Would love to be a set of dice that you roll.
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: galeniko on February 16, 2014, 06:27:47 PM
Sorry Gal..I'm interested in more than a one night fuck.  :(

That is something that even I can get.


no, i dont mean that.

i mean so you have whole swarms going after you, not for a quick fuck.

im suprised how many women arent aware of their tools
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: dustin on February 16, 2014, 06:28:26 PM
BS. Fort McMurray, huh? I have a brother who has a business there. Big place now, but what keeps you so far up north?

Money. If you don't blow it on cocaine and liquor then Fort Mac is a gold mine. Shortly after graduating from high school, a lot of my friends would disappear for a couple of years and come back home with enough money to buy a home and pay off half the cost right then and there. I'm talking about dumb mother fuckers that graduated by the skin of their teeth. The trades are good there. I should have got my welding ticket and moved there straight after high school. Kicking myself in the ass for not doing that.
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: d0nny2600 on February 16, 2014, 06:33:05 PM
He actually sent me a dildo last week.
That was me bro
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: dustin on February 16, 2014, 06:34:47 PM
That was me bro

I should have known. It felt already used! I only tested the tip, just to see if it fits of course (no homo) >:( ;D
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: d0nny2600 on February 16, 2014, 06:36:16 PM
I should have known. It felt already used! I only tested the tip, just to see if it fits of course (no homo) >:( ;D
;D
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: 38-26-40 on February 16, 2014, 06:40:28 PM
I should have known. It felt already used! I only tested the tip, just to see if it fits of course (no homo) >:( ;D

Lmao! I spit my coffee out...at work. Haha!
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: 38-26-40 on February 16, 2014, 06:42:43 PM
no, i dont mean that.

i mean so you have whole swarms going after you, not for a quick fuck.

im suprised how many women arent aware of their tools

Curious...how should women do this?
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: BikiniSlut on February 16, 2014, 06:45:24 PM
I do get hit on plenty but look at where I live. And look at the camp lifestyle......at one camp I was at their was 5000 people.....less than 400 women and the rest men.

It seems to me that so many guys my age have addictions though....or they are workaholics.
Money, money, money.

The irony is that we make amazing money up here regardless.......even on a regular 84 hour schedule.

If these guys aren't taking home $10000 a month gross they aren't happy.
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: BikiniSlut on February 16, 2014, 06:47:33 PM
But if I lived/worked in a normal male/female to ratio I reckon I wouldn't get hit on much at all. I really don't know.

I'm not ugly by any stretch but I'm certainly not glamorous.

I'm also not "the life of the party". I'm not shy but I'm not outgoing. Seriously....Getbig is where I'm outgoing.

I am intelligent though, and highly educated....that does seem to draw some guys towards me.

I'd love to have fake tits for one week. Just to see. I'd wear lowcut everyday.
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: galeniko on February 16, 2014, 06:52:01 PM
Curious...how should women do this?
ah, this is not so fast explained.

but i can claim expertise on this, meddled in the right path of life to learn things.


its also bit individual.

bs, its relatively easy bc the "competiton" is pretty unaware overall.

Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: dustin on February 16, 2014, 06:56:06 PM
I know a few girls out there making mad cash. They're usually QCs or some cushier position, but you have to be prepared to work hard out there.

Some of my friends at various camps spend their free time getting juiced as fuck and training hard as nails. But I heard that some of the camps there are cracking down on steroids for some reason. Does anyone know what's up with that? They threatened my buddy and said they're gonna start piss testing at some camps. Not sure if it's BS or not, but a lot of big boys there juice hard and do tons of GH.
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: TEH boob on February 16, 2014, 06:56:51 PM
[qu5#msg7337565 date=1392605521]
ah, this is not so fast explained.

but i can claim expertise on this, meddled in the right path of life to learn things.


its also bit individual.

bs, its relatively easy bc the "competiton" is pretty unaware overall.


[/quote]

Now I'm curious, too.

I'd say it's some combination of infallible confidence and joy of life. That seems to attract any gender and orientation
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: BAST on February 16, 2014, 06:56:58 PM
no, i dont mean that.

i mean so you have whole swarms going after you, not for a quick fuck.

im suprised how many women arent aware of their tools

talk about this
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: galeniko on February 16, 2014, 06:57:39 PM
number girl, ill remmeber to send a pm asap of a small collection, and then you can tell bikini if theres some merit to it.

 :D


talk about this
wil do at later point, am bit in a hurry
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: calfzilla on February 16, 2014, 07:00:11 PM
Would love to be a set of dice that you roll.

I would have to blow on them first.  ;)
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: 38-26-40 on February 16, 2014, 07:05:29 PM
number girl, ill remmeber to send a pm asap of a small collection, and then you can tell bikini if theres some merit to it.

 :D

wil do at later point, am bit in a hurry

:)
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: BikiniSlut on February 16, 2014, 07:06:30 PM
I know a few girls out there making mad cash. They're usually QCs or some cushier position, but you have to be prepared to work hard out there.

Some of my friends at various camps spend their free time getting juiced as fuck and training hard as nails. But I heard that some of the camps there are cracking down on steroids for some reason. Does anyone know what's up with that? They threatened my buddy and said they're gonna start piss testing at some camps. Not sure if it's BS or not, but a lot of big boys there juice hard and do tons of GH.

It's not steroids....it's drugs in general.

You need a prescription for any needles you may have now, whereas before you could just claim diabetic and get through security.

However camp is the ideal place to getbig.......you have all the food and all the food choices you could ever want.....a well equipped gym......at the bigger camps 3-4 gyms......and you stay on a strict schedule.

We get drug and alcohol tested regularly. At least I do....some contractors are more lax with the testing.

But it's only really for coke/heroin/meth/pot/lsd and alcohol.

I just got tested last Tuesday....I couldn't produce enough urine because stupidly I just went before the test....so I had to wait with a nurse and she gave me 7 oz water every 15 minutes and I had to urinate at the one hour mark. You aren't allowed to flush the toilet and she stands at the curtain listening to you pee. Immediately she takes a temp reading of the urine to make sure you didn't sneak it in under your clothes.

It's strict.
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: galeniko on February 16, 2014, 07:08:44 PM
[qu5#msg7337565 date=1392605521]
ah, this is not so fast explained.

but i can claim expertise on this, meddled in the right path of life to learn things.


its also bit individual.

bs, its relatively easy bc the "competiton" is pretty unaware overall.




Now I'm curious, too.

I'd say it's some combination of infallible confidence and joy of life. That seems to attract any gender and orientation
its many little points adding up, numbers girl can then summarize the essay

yeah its like wheel of fortune with confidnce eventuay come all the other good things.

Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: 38-26-40 on February 16, 2014, 07:19:38 PM
It's not steroids....it's drugs in general.

You need a prescription for any needles you may have now, whereas before you could just claim diabetic and get through security.

However camp is the ideal place to getbig.......you have all the food and all the food choices you could ever want.....a well equipped gym......at the bigger camps 3-4 gyms......and you stay on a strict schedule.

We get drug and alcohol tested regularly. At least I do....some contractors are more lax with the testing.

But it's only really for coke/heroin/meth/pot/lsd and alcohol.

I just got tested last Tuesday....I couldn't produce enough urine because stupidly I just went before the test....so I had to wait with a nurse and she gave me 7 oz water every 15 minutes and I had to urinate at the one hour mark. You aren't allowed to flush the toilet and she stands at the curtain listening to you pee. Immediately she takes a temp reading of the urine to make sure you didn't sneak it in under your clothes.

It's strict.

What do you do for a living? This is part of your job?
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: dustin on February 16, 2014, 07:20:43 PM
It's not steroids....it's drugs in general.

You need a prescription for any needles you may have now, whereas before you could just claim diabetic and get through security.

However camp is the ideal place to getbig.......you have all the food and all the food choices you could ever want.....a well equipped gym......at the bigger camps 3-4 gyms......and you stay on a strict schedule.

We get drug and alcohol tested regularly. At least I do....some contractors are more lax with the testing.

But it's only really for coke/heroin/meth/pot/lsd and alcohol.

I just got tested last Tuesday....I couldn't produce enough urine because stupidly I just went before the test....so I had to wait with a nurse and she gave me 7 oz water every 15 minutes and I had to urinate at the one hour mark. You aren't allowed to flush the toilet and she stands at the curtain listening to you pee. Immediately she takes a temp reading of the urine to make sure you didn't sneak it in under your clothes.

It's strict.

I can understand the other recreational drugs being a danger, but I laughed when I heard about steroid testing. My friends are at good camps though. They always post pics of stuff like boiled chicken breasts and egg white omelettes. I don't know what camps they're at, but they're all competing so it's got decent enough food to work all day and diet down. Must be awesome. 8)
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: BikiniSlut on February 16, 2014, 07:26:01 PM
What do you do for a living? This is part of your job?

I am a scientist with a specialty in AQ chemistry. Right now I am doing more engineering though. I'm also taking some more engineering courses. I studied both in University.

I just got a brand new job offer which I am about to accept...I will be posting more about it in General Topics this week.

However it's not my job that requires the testing....it is the oilsands lifestyle......laborers, tradesmen, engineers, janitorial staff, office staff all have to do this testing. The sites are extremely dangerous.

This is a pic of a typical oilsand site....this one has a mining process.

Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: che on February 16, 2014, 07:35:14 PM
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Post by: AVBG on February 16, 2014, 07:39:18 PM
Cool story BS.  :D
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: BikiniSlut on February 16, 2014, 07:41:02 PM
Here is Jeremy the Giraffe with the gifts.
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: BikiniSlut on February 16, 2014, 07:41:33 PM
I have a couple of more...I just have to resize.
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: bebop396 on February 16, 2014, 07:44:29 PM
I am a scientist with a specialty in AQ chemistry. Right now I am doing more engineering though. I'm also taking some more engineering courses. I studied both in University.

I just got a brand new job offer which I am about to accept...I will be posting more about it in General Topics this week.

However it's not my job that requires the testing....it is the oilsands lifestyle......laborers, tradesmen, engineers, janitorial staff, office staff all have to do this testing. The sites are extremely dangerous.

This is a pic of a typical oilsand site....this one has a mining process.



You are successful, you are the most eligible bachelorette now on this site...
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: 38-26-40 on February 16, 2014, 07:48:16 PM
I am a scientist with a specialty in AQ chemistry. Right now I am doing more engineering though. I'm also taking some more engineering courses. I studied both in University.

I just got a brand new job offer which I am about to accept...I will be posting more about it in General Topics this week.

However it's not my job that requires the testing....it is the oilsands lifestyle......laborers, tradesmen, engineers, janitorial staff, office staff all have to do this testing. The sites are extremely dangerous.

This is a pic of a typical oilsand site....this one has a mining process.



Wow very interesting. Good for you! Living there is not easy I'm sure.
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: 38-26-40 on February 16, 2014, 07:49:28 PM
Here is Jeremy the Giraffe with the gifts.

So cute! Jeremy  :)
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: BikiniSlut on February 16, 2014, 07:49:46 PM
You see the original gifts in the pic I already posted.
Then a note from me.
Then Jeremy the Giraffe is chowing down on the hand cream.
Then you see he has a stomach ache from being such a glutton. It could have been worse though...I showed him a pic of Shizzo and he stopped eating the strawberry hand cream immediately.

Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: TEH boob on February 16, 2014, 08:10:47 PM
You see the original gifts in the pic I already posted.
Then a note from me.
Then Jeremy the Giraffe is chowing down on the hand cream.
Then you see he has a stomach ache from being such a glutton. It could have been worse though...I showed him a pic of Shizzo and he stopped eating the strawberry hand cream immediately.



The giraffe <3
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: nosbp2 on February 16, 2014, 08:11:38 PM
You see the original gifts in the pic I already posted.
Then a note from me.
Then Jeremy the Giraffe is chowing down on the hand cream.
Then you see he has a stomach ache from being such a glutton. It could have been worse though...I showed him a pic of Shizzo and he stopped eating the strawberry hand cream immediately.



So now will UJ have access to the cavern?
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: Vince B on February 16, 2014, 08:12:15 PM
So being a scientist working on Aqueous solutions gives you plenty of time to post on Getbig.

What work are you involved in re the extraction of oil from those Athabascan tar sands?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oil_sands
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: 38-26-40 on February 16, 2014, 08:15:27 PM
OMG Jeremy is so cute lol I love the pics  :)
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: dustin on February 16, 2014, 08:25:31 PM
So being a scientist working on Aqueous solutions gives you plenty of time to post on Getbig.

What work are you involved in re the extraction of oil from those Athabascan tar sands?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oil_sands

There are many esteemed Getbiggers with PhDs and various academia-related acronyms. Myself being one of them. I am insulted by this comment.

What you?
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: TrueGrit on February 16, 2014, 08:25:47 PM
Lol. This is a bigger love story than Will and booty.

The shipping probably cost more than the products but the thought is what counts.

You gotta love this site.
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: BikiniSlut on February 16, 2014, 08:27:38 PM
Lol. This is a bigger love story than Will and booty.

The shipping probably cost more than the products but the thought is what counts.

You gotta love this site.

NO.

But I sure do like the attention.  :)

I'd have no problem going for a cup of tea with Uncle Joon in a highly public place.
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: galeniko on February 16, 2014, 08:29:33 PM
NO.

But I sure do like the attention.  :)

I'd have no problem going for a cup of tea with Uncle Joon in a highly public place.
haha i can read the afraidness of a potential psychopath from that sentence ;D

come with him to ibiza.

a man doesnt bring waterdrops when going to the sea, but can make exemption for you.

Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: hardgainerj on February 16, 2014, 08:38:18 PM
what a fucking loser...i would have sent a pair of roger vivier
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: TEH boob on February 16, 2014, 08:40:38 PM
what a fucking loser...i would have sent a pair of roger vivier

H8r

Also, gaaaaaaaaay who da fuck is roger vivier.
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: hardgainerj on February 16, 2014, 08:48:55 PM
H8r

Also, gaaaaaaaaay who da fuck is roger vivier.
Uncle Junior?
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: el numero uno on February 16, 2014, 09:00:00 PM
Some of you take your internet personas way too seriously.

An internet persona is like eating an ice-cream after you finished a fulfilling, delicious, nutritious dinner. However if you keep eating only the ice-cream and you skip dinner.. that isn't cool.
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: TEH boob on February 16, 2014, 09:01:54 PM
Uncle Junior?

Nope. I'm just teasing. But really, he did a thoughtful thing. No need to criticize.
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: tommywishbone on February 16, 2014, 09:05:10 PM
"He has a heart of gold with the mind of a Schizophrenic."

Sort of like a friendly skunk with rabies. I like this deranged cat.
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Post by: Wolfox on February 16, 2014, 09:32:05 PM
heart of gold with the mind of a Schizophrenic.



Living the dream.  8)
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Post by: BikiniSlut on February 16, 2014, 09:47:29 PM
"He has a heart of gold with the mind of a Schizophrenic."

Sort of like a friendly skunk with rabies. I like this deranged cat.

That's how I see it.


What he did is over the top.....but very thoughtful.


I truly do appreciate it....and this isn't bikinislut saying this......this is Dot.


I honestly don't give a fuck if he's some stranger on a different continent. I know a lot of girls have boyfriends or men that do stuff like this all the time. In fact probably most girls do. I sure don't though....and I haven't in the past.

This is golden to me whereas it may very well be lame or creepy to someone else. The funny thing is Junior didn't do it as romantic gesture....he did it to show he's a man of his word and as an apology, which absolutely wasn't needed. This is Getbig.....drama is the name of the game on this forum.
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: Mr Nobody on February 16, 2014, 09:59:16 PM
There is no way to know in advance, there is never no way of knowing.
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: lyquid on February 16, 2014, 10:02:51 PM
I still want to see your pics everyone always talks there out there.

I'll.post a blue steel pic zoolander type in here for u all to make.fun of.if u post a pic.
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: BikiniSlut on February 16, 2014, 10:05:34 PM
The pic they all refer to is a competition pic from my first comp in 2007. I look nothing like that anymore really. The facial features are the same.....big nose.

Everything else is different.

My physique is much better now.
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Post by: lyquid on February 16, 2014, 10:08:41 PM
I dont care post something. Not cool.that everyone else.is.in on something n talk.about.it oh I seen this or that n there pics r out there n I havnt seen shit.

Post anything its mainly curiosity is killing me.
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: Wolfox on February 16, 2014, 10:08:56 PM
The pic they all refer to is a competition pic from my first comp in 2007. I look nothing like that anymore really. The facial features are the same.....big nose.

Everything else is different.

My physique is much better now.

(http://famousafteridie.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/funny-sports-pictures-female-bodybuilding-pose.jpg?w=460)
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: lyquid on February 16, 2014, 10:11:29 PM
(http://famousafteridie.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/funny-sports-pictures-female-bodybuilding-pose.jpg?w=460)

If I'm not.posting I am always reading here.

So.I actually have seen that pic a few times atleast. Thank u. Killed my curiosity.

Post a new pic.bikini.
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Post by: BikiniSlut on February 16, 2014, 10:14:48 PM
If I'm not.posting I am always reading here.

So.I actually have seen that pic a few times atleast. Thank u. Killed my curiosity.

Post a new pic.bikini.

Your very welcome. Thank Wolfox though.
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: lyquid on February 16, 2014, 10:16:51 PM
Your very welcome. Thank Wolfox though.

Well do we get a new pic. Honestly Maybe a none depleted pic.
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: Simple Simon on February 16, 2014, 10:22:31 PM
The fact that hes not trolling and his posts are actually him is worse than someone trolling.
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: lyquid on February 16, 2014, 10:27:26 PM
The fact that hes not trolling and his posts are actually him is worse than someone trolling.

Why ?

Everyone is curious by nature.

I'm curious what everyone looks like on.here without a pic. Like shizzo doesn't it just add more personality to the person.writing.behind.th e screen when.you know.what they look like?
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: Simple Simon on February 16, 2014, 10:30:56 PM
Why ?

Everyone is curious by nature.

I'm curious what everyone looks like on.here without a pic. Like shizzo doesn't it just add more personality to the person.writing.behind.th e screen when.you know.what they look like?
The content of his posts signifies a learning difficulty , thats why I thought he was trolling.
The point is now we may be interacting with a someone like Genova, and this site isnt really for a Genova.
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: lyquid on February 16, 2014, 10:35:31 PM
The content of his posts signifies a learning difficulty , thats why I thought he was trolling.
The point is now we may be interacting with a someone like Genova, and this site isnt really for a Genova.

Him? As in me lol?

 I'm typing from.my phone is.why and. Period key is.right beside space key or my thumbs hit wrong.keys and.posting on a damn small keyboard of a phone with grown man.hands is very difficult.

BasiclLy it'd.take.me.twice as long to make a correct sentanxe as I'd have to.backspace almost every word to fix so fuck it.

If anyone can't understand my sentance.or.paragraphs ill just move.onto.next thread lol.
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: THE ARS on February 16, 2014, 10:46:22 PM
(http://thinkingdr.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/evolutionary-disgust-getty-photo-lambert1.jpg)
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: THE ARS on February 16, 2014, 10:48:55 PM
Him? As in me lol?

 I'm typing from.my phone is.why and. Period key is.right beside space key or my thumbs hit wrong.keys and.posting on a damn small keyboard of a phone with grown man.hands is very difficult.

BasiclLy it'd.take.me.twice as long to make a correct sentanxe as I'd have to.backspace almost every word to fix so fuck it.

If anyone can't understand my sentance.or.paragraphs ill just move.onto.next thread lol.

You  all right dude?



Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: lyquid on February 16, 2014, 10:52:25 PM
You  all right dude?





Yes. Are you ok?
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: bigmc on February 17, 2014, 12:14:41 AM
Yes.....he went bazooka in PM's and on the board with regards to me.

I then proceeded to ignore his PM's which were very apologetic in nature...but I still ignored them....I just figured it was one of GH15's minions.

Talked to Gal....he said the guy was legit.....started responding to UJ's PM's again.

Stop jumping to conclusions Getbiggers.....this isn't romantic. On either part....he's trolling with all that shit but believe what you will.

He told me he felt genuinely bad for how he acted and would like to send a gift. I scoffed.....and told him no way in hell I would ever give him my address. Well the guy kept insisting without coming across persistent or creepy. So I thought why not.....free stuff! Everybody already knows I'm in Fort Mac and my real name so I wasn't too concerned.

I'd like to give an apology right there.....that's greedy and golddiggerish and selfish. It's not me....but I honestly thought this whole thing was a joke. I was curious though...after he was straight up with Nicadameus I was curious.

So I gave him a PO Box Address which a co worker of mine uses to receive gear and online pharmaceuticals and shit. He just doesn't want his wife to know.

Friday.....my co worker receives a fucking package for me from England. He gave it to me today....about an hour or two ago.

IT'S BATH PRODUCTS FROM THE BODY SHOP with an apology for how he behaved. I'm not making this shit up.

I will post pics. What do I do to prove I'm genuine? Pick an animal and I will take one of my teddies of that animal and post it with the products. I collect teddy bears so I have every animal imaginable.

And a big THANK YOU to Uncle Junior. This is totally fucking surreal and very kind.

I'm not even creeped out.

And I doubted Galeniko.......well I'll eat my words....you were right. This guy is genuine. He has a heart of gold with the mind of a Schizophrenic.



you think thats normal
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: whitewidow on February 17, 2014, 12:36:17 AM
If I'm not.posting I am always reading here.

So.I actually have seen that pic a few times atleast. Thank u. Killed my curiosity.

Post a new pic.bikini.

damn Bikini- you look like one nutty bitch! :D
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: BikiniSlut on February 17, 2014, 01:04:54 AM
damn Bikini- you look like one nutty bitch! :D

We can't all be Bootys.
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: BikiniSlut on February 17, 2014, 01:07:57 AM
you think thats normal

No. No I don't.

Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: BigCyp on February 17, 2014, 01:23:39 AM
Uncle Junior hacksawing and gift wrapping the final limb of his neighbours cat, in celebration of the confirmed postal address, while we read this thread, in this thread.
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: whitewidow on February 17, 2014, 01:34:02 AM
Uncle Junior hacksawing and gift wrapping the final limb of his neighbours cat, in celebration of the confirmed postal address, while we read this thread, in this thread.

LOL- no shit! what the fuck is wrong with this nutty bitch,don't you know their are some sick fucks out there! Homeboys def packaging limbs up!
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: whitewidow on February 17, 2014, 01:35:13 AM
(http://famousafteridie.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/funny-sports-pictures-female-bodybuilding-pose.jpg?w=460)


That is not you! if it is your the nuttiest bitch ive ever seen!
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: whitewidow on February 17, 2014, 01:35:54 AM
(http://famousafteridie.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/funny-sports-pictures-female-bodybuilding-pose.jpg?w=460)

Holy shit!
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: BigCyp on February 17, 2014, 01:40:09 AM
LOL- no shit! what the fuck is wrong with this nutty bitch,don't you know their are some sick fucks out there! Homeboys def packaging limbs up!

Could get on a plane today - Check (has posted pictures of wads of cash, his M6, his massive house etc)
Is batshit crazy - Check (click on his username, hit 'last posts of this member', pray, then read his posts)
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: King Shizzo on February 17, 2014, 01:56:15 AM

That is not you! if it is your the nuttiest bitch ive ever seen!
Whitewidow owning Bikinislut. Time to prove who you are Bikinislut!



Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: NightTrain on February 17, 2014, 02:17:32 AM
(http://famousafteridie.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/funny-sports-pictures-female-bodybuilding-pose.jpg?w=460)

This picture is not bikinnislut.

It has been posted over and over on bodybuilding.com years ago and has even made its way over on muuscle week where everyone laughed at it.
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: Skorp1o on February 17, 2014, 02:30:30 AM
That nutty picture is a fake, this the REAL bikinislut:

(http://musclemaximizerpromo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/female-fitness-figure-modelsbeauty-bikini-now--female-fitness-models-zelle-maree-fitness-model-jtq5gwde.jpg)
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: d0nny2600 on February 17, 2014, 02:38:39 AM
That nutty picture is a fake, this the REAL bikinislut:

(http://musclemaximizerpromo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/female-fitness-figure-modelsbeauty-bikini-now--female-fitness-models-zelle-maree-fitness-model-jtq5gwde.jpg)
Thanks I just ruined my good pants before lunch
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: Mr Nobody on February 17, 2014, 02:42:13 AM
Thats not her in the BB pic it is Bruce Jenner.
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: NightTrain on February 17, 2014, 02:44:37 AM
looks jaundiced,


would not hit

Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: Wolfox on February 17, 2014, 02:56:13 AM
This picture is not bikinnislut.

It has been posted over and over on bodybuilding.com years ago and has even made its way over on muuscle week where everyone laughed at it.


I thought everyone here would have known that.

Getbig is behind the times.

It was just a joke people.

Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: whitewidow on February 17, 2014, 03:01:10 AM
Thanks I just ruined my good pants before lunch

LOL!
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: whitewidow on February 17, 2014, 03:02:19 AM
That nutty picture is a fake, this the REAL bikinislut:

(http://musclemaximizerpromo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/female-fitness-figure-modelsbeauty-bikini-now--female-fitness-models-zelle-maree-fitness-model-jtq5gwde.jpg)

a girl like that is on getbig posting for hours on a weekend? bullshit!were stuck with booty!
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: Wolfox on February 17, 2014, 03:07:59 AM
BS is Aussie?
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: _aj_ on February 17, 2014, 03:09:49 AM
I would happily believe in Joon if he would send me a bottle of Macallan 18. I will PM my details.
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Post by: BigCyp on February 17, 2014, 03:12:08 AM
I would happily believe in Joon if he would send me a bottle of Macallan 18. I will PM my details.

Hahaha yes  ;D

I too would also support and believe him, if only he would send me a hamper from Fortnum and Mason as a token of his sincerity (their Assam loose leaf is to die for).
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on February 17, 2014, 03:52:01 AM
Lol i was sure that he just trolled with that BS meltdown lol
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: sososue on February 17, 2014, 03:59:13 AM
Quote
So I thought why not.....free stuff!
Wrong, you know this man has feelings for you and to accept gifts in these circumstances when the feelings arent mutual is unfair.

As a friend its fine, friends do nice things for friends, but he wants more than that even though he may now be telling you otherwise.
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: Henda on February 17, 2014, 04:02:37 AM
Junior please send me all your pharmacy grade test as futher proof you are real.
Thanks in advance.
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: bigmc on February 17, 2014, 06:17:47 AM
::) :-[ :'( ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???

Really babydoll.....really!!!!

It's ok, real life is real life...but still...nevermind...



great tune

words like violence tear the silence....
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Post by: visualizeperfection on February 17, 2014, 06:24:54 AM
Vaginal Slime No. 3

Did they mess up the first 2  ??? lol
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: bigmc on February 17, 2014, 06:28:12 AM
"He has a heart of gold with the mind of a Schizophrenic."


Today is one of those day's I want to...I miss her so much, will never be the same!



nice sparkling green suit
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: Simple Simon on February 17, 2014, 06:31:58 AM
"He has a heart of gold with the mind of a Schizophrenic."


Today is one of those day's I want to...I miss her so much, will never be the same!


Why the long face junior?

Jeez you have the worlds longest head.
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Post by: falco on February 17, 2014, 06:32:10 AM
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: Mr Nobody on February 17, 2014, 06:33:12 AM
Is that Bikini Slut with you there Junior?
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: Army of One on February 17, 2014, 06:35:20 AM
Uncle Junior asked for my address after I replied to his weightloss topic, I gave it to him in good faith.So this tool comes knocking on my door this weekend.  I'm like can I help you....and he's all like "are you Army Of One on getbig??"
I laugh and say yeah what the fuck do you want?  So I have my S&W 45 a.c.p. tucked in the back of my pants just in case...you never know in my neighborhood when you need something extra.... and this guy asks me to step outside for a minute.  Then I notice there is a car turning around on my cul du sac.  I ask the guy what the fuck he's doing on my porch and he asks me If I know Uncle Junior.
I tell him to go fuck himself and that he's got three seconds to get the fuck of my porch.  Then he takes a swing at me and misses, punching the wall behind me.  Thats when I punched him in the throat and then got behind him and kicked his leg out.  After that his buddy was getting out of the car.  I shove the first douchebag down the steps and pull out my S&W and strongly advise the second douchebag to take his friend and leave.  He didn't take my advice.  He got a jaw full of my foot as he came up the stairs.  At this point my rottie is going nuts at the front door...I thought about letting him out, but decided that it would have been excessive.  I reminded them that my little friend on the other side of the door loves the taste of skinny twinks so they decided it would be a good idea to get back in their car.  They left in a hurry.



 
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Post by: galeniko on February 17, 2014, 06:35:41 AM
junior, did the injection hurt?
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: visualizeperfection on February 17, 2014, 06:36:23 AM
::) :-[ :'( ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???

Really babydoll.....really!!!!

It's ok, real life is real life...but still...nevermind...



fucking. ominous. frightening.

Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: BigCyp on February 17, 2014, 06:44:14 AM
Uncle Junior asked for my address after I replied to his weightloss topic, I gave it to him in good faith.So this tool comes knocking on my door this weekend.  I'm like can I help you....and he's all like "are you Army Of One on getbig??"
I laugh and say yeah what the fuck do you want?  So I have my S&W 45 a.c.p. tucked in the back of my pants just in case...you never know in my neighborhood when you need something extra.... and this guy asks me to step outside for a minute.  Then I notice there is a car turning around on my cul du sac.  I ask the guy what the fuck he's doing on my porch and he asks me If I know Uncle Junior.
I tell him to go fuck himself and that he's got three seconds to get the fuck of my porch.  Then he takes a swing at me and misses, punching the wall behind me.  Thats when I punched him in the throat and then got behind him and kicked his leg out.  After that his buddy was getting out of the car.  I shove the first douchebag down the steps and pull out my S&W and strongly advise the second douchebag to take his friend and leave.  He didn't take my advice.  He got a jaw full of my foot as he came up the stairs.  At this point my rottie is going nuts at the front door...I thought about letting him out, but decided that it would have been excessive.  I reminded them that my little friend on the other side of the door loves the taste of skinny twinks so they decided it would be a good idea to get back in their car.  They left in a hurry.



 

Hahahaha, yes Army of One, they were lucky they didn't bring a boulder along
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Post by: visualizeperfection on February 17, 2014, 07:04:04 AM
So, Uncle Junior.

When you wear bikinisluts face around the house... will you have your peen tucked or untucked?

serious question.
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: falco on February 17, 2014, 07:06:45 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=518153.0;attach=555191;image)

Bikini, your a babe!
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: falco on February 17, 2014, 07:08:24 AM
Uncle Junior asked for my address after I replied to his weightloss topic, I gave it to him in good faith.So this tool comes knocking on my door this weekend.  I'm like can I help you....and he's all like "are you Army Of One on getbig??"
I laugh and say yeah what the fuck do you want?  So I have my S&W 45 a.c.p. tucked in the back of my pants just in case...you never know in my neighborhood when you need something extra.... and this guy asks me to step outside for a minute.  Then I notice there is a car turning around on my cul du sac.  I ask the guy what the fuck he's doing on my porch and he asks me If I know Uncle Junior.
I tell him to go fuck himself and that he's got three seconds to get the fuck of my porch.  Then he takes a swing at me and misses, punching the wall behind me.  Thats when I punched him in the throat and then got behind him and kicked his leg out.  After that his buddy was getting out of the car.  I shove the first douchebag down the steps and pull out my S&W and strongly advise the second douchebag to take his friend and leave.  He didn't take my advice.  He got a jaw full of my foot as he came up the stairs.  At this point my rottie is going nuts at the front door...I thought about letting him out, but decided that it would have been excessive.  I reminded them that my little friend on the other side of the door loves the taste of skinny twinks so they decided it would be a good idea to get back in their car.  They left in a hurry.



 

Shit is getting seriously real.
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Post by: Army of One on February 17, 2014, 07:10:16 AM
Shit is getting seriously real.

I know, lucky all my years of training Krav Maga saved me.
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: dr.chimps on February 17, 2014, 07:14:21 AM
Uncle Junior asked for my address after I replied to his weightloss topic, I gave it to him in good faith.So this tool comes knocking on my door this weekend.  I'm like can I help you....and he's all like "are you Army Of One on getbig??"
I laugh and say yeah what the fuck do you want?  So I have my S&W 45 a.c.p. tucked in the back of my pants just in case...you never know in my neighborhood when you need something extra.... and this guy asks me to step outside for a minute.  Then I notice there is a car turning around on my cul du sac.  I ask the guy what the fuck he's doing on my porch and he asks me If I know Uncle Junior.
I tell him to go fuck himself and that he's got three seconds to get the fuck of my porch.  Then he takes a swing at me and misses, punching the wall behind me.  Thats when I punched him in the throat and then got behind him and kicked his leg out.  After that his buddy was getting out of the car.  I shove the first douchebag down the steps and pull out my S&W and strongly advise the second douchebag to take his friend and leave.  He didn't take my advice.  He got a jaw full of my foot as he came up the stairs.  At this point my rottie is going nuts at the front door...I thought about letting him out, but decided that it would have been excessive.  I reminded them that my little friend on the other side of the door loves the taste of skinny twinks so they decided it would be a good idea to get back in their car.  They left in a hurry.
KEGDRAINER!!!
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: chaos on February 17, 2014, 07:16:32 AM
Uncle Junior asked for my address after I replied to his weightloss topic, I gave it to him in good faith.So this tool comes knocking on my door this weekend.  I'm like can I help you....and he's all like "are you Army Of One on getbig??"
I laugh and say yeah what the fuck do you want?  So I have my S&W 45 a.c.p. tucked in the back of my pants just in case...you never know in my neighborhood when you need something extra.... and this guy asks me to step outside for a minute.  Then I notice there is a car turning around on my cul du sac.  I ask the guy what the fuck he's doing on my porch and he asks me If I know Uncle Junior.
I tell him to go fuck himself and that he's got three seconds to get the fuck of my porch.  Then he takes a swing at me and misses, punching the wall behind me.  Thats when I punched him in the throat and then got behind him and kicked his leg out.  After that his buddy was getting out of the car.  I shove the first douchebag down the steps and pull out my S&W and strongly advise the second douchebag to take his friend and leave.  He didn't take my advice.  He got a jaw full of my foot as he came up the stairs.  At this point my rottie is going nuts at the front door...I thought about letting him out, but decided that it would have been excessive.  I reminded them that my little friend on the other side of the door loves the taste of skinny twinks so they decided it would be a good idea to get back in their car.  They left in a hurry.



 
Lol, only old schoolers will get this. ;D
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: ChopperRider on February 17, 2014, 07:16:55 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=518153.0;attach=555191;image)

Bikini, your a babe!

A face made for bukkake.
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Post by: falco on February 17, 2014, 09:34:08 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=518153.0;attach=555149;image)

(http://gifatron.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/RRnhhqW.gif)
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Post by: Icelord on February 17, 2014, 09:43:01 AM
Boss.
Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: falco on February 17, 2014, 09:47:35 AM
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Title: Re: Fuck My Life Uncle Junior Is A Man Of His Word.
Post by: Skorp1o on February 17, 2014, 09:56:04 AM
Uncle Junior asked for my address after I replied to his weightloss topic, I gave it to him in good faith.So this tool comes knocking on my door this weekend.  I'm like can I help you....and he's all like "are you Army Of One on getbig??"
I laugh and say yeah what the fuck do you want?  So I have my S&W 45 a.c.p. tucked in the back of my pants just in case...you never know in my neighborhood when you need something extra.... and this guy asks me to step outside for a minute.  Then I notice there is a car turning around on my cul du sac.  I ask the guy what the fuck he's doing on my porch and he asks me If I know Uncle Junior.
I tell him to go fuck himself and that he's got three seconds to get the fuck of my porch.  Then he takes a swing at me and misses, punching the wall behind me.  Thats when I punched him in the throat and then got behind him and kicked his leg out.  After that his buddy was getting out of the car.  I shove the first douchebag down the steps and pull out my S&W and strongly advise the second douchebag to take his friend and leave.  He didn't take my advice.  He got a jaw full of my foot as he came up the stairs.  At this point my rottie is going nuts at the front door...I thought about letting him out, but decided that it would have been excessive.  I reminded them that my little friend on the other side of the door loves the taste of skinny twinks so they decided it would be a good idea to get back in their car.  They left in a hurry.

hmmmm, very familiar to this story below lol  ;D:

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Kegdrainer:
 So this tool comes knocking on my door this weekend.  I'm like can I help you....and he's all like "are you Kegdrainer on getbig??"
I laugh and say yeah what the fuck do you want?  So I have my S&W 45 a.c.p. tucked in the back of my pants just in case...you never know in my neighborhood when you need something extra.... and this guy asks me to step outside for a minute.  Then I notice there is a car turning around on my cul du sac with Jersey plates.  I ask the guy what the fuck he's doing on my porch and he asks me If I know John DiLauro.
I tell him to go fuck himself and that he's got three seconds to get the fuck of my porch.  Then he takes a swing at me and misses, punching the wall behind me.  Thats when I punched him in the throat and then got behind him and kicked his leg out.  After that his buddy was getting out of the car.  I shove the first douchebag down the steps and pull out my S&W and strongly advise the second douchebag to take his friend and leave.  He didn't take my advice.  He got a jaw full of my foot as he came up the stairs.  At this point my rottie is going nuts at the front door...I thought about letting him out, but decided that it would have been excessive.  I reminded them that my little friend on the other side of the door loves the taste of new jersey so they decided it would be a good idea to get back in their car.  They left in a hurry.

Next time show up in person instead of sending your little friends you bald pussy.