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Title: Re: You're in a club and this bouncer grabs your wife ass and fingers rapes her
Post by: Irongrip400 on February 19, 2014, 07:44:55 AM
Being 355lbs helps, no matter who you are.  Ask any tight end who goes up against a d lineman and has to block him.  That's a lot of force behind all that weight.
Title: Re: You're in a club and this bouncer grabs your wife ass and fingers rapes her
Post by: Irongrip400 on February 19, 2014, 08:05:11 AM
He doesn't seem t be the type of guy to do that.  Even by his own admission, he doesn't start fights.  If you walk around, and mind your own business, you rarely have problems.  Stay away from situations that may cause bad things to happen.  I rarely, if ever, stay out at a bar past midnight.  Nothing good happens after midnight?
Title: Re: You're in a club and this bouncer grabs your wife ass and fingers rapes her
Post by: nasht5 on February 19, 2014, 08:07:42 AM
if your married you and your wife would not be at a club.
Title: Re: You're in a club and this bouncer grabs your wife ass and fingers rapes her
Post by: the trainer on February 19, 2014, 08:07:58 AM
If a guy rapes your wife then you rape the guy its that simple
Title: Re: You're in a club and this bouncer grabs your wife ass and fingers rapes her
Post by: monstermunch on February 19, 2014, 08:08:32 AM
Shake his hand, what a gent.
Title: Re: You're in a club and this bouncer grabs your wife ass and fingers rapes her
Post by: 240 is Back on February 19, 2014, 08:25:25 AM
Very cool how he holds up the dude with his left hand in order to stab all the right arteries with the right hand.

100% badass.
Title: Re: You're in a club and this bouncer grabs your wife ass and fingers rapes her
Post by: Rascal full on February 19, 2014, 08:27:41 AM
Errr shoot the cuunt.
Title: Re: What do you do if a bouncer grabs your wife in a club?
Post by: Wez on February 19, 2014, 08:55:00 AM
You have class and take your wife out to a nice dinner where these things don't happen. If you are approaching 30 say goodbye to the club scene please.
Title: Re: You're in a club and this bouncer grabs your wife ass and fingers rapes her
Post by: MikMaq on February 19, 2014, 09:01:02 AM
Being 355lbs helps, no matter who you are.  Ask any tight end who goes up against a d lineman and has to block him.  That's a lot of force behind all that weight.
Yeah especially if your in short term conflicts. As fat as I am, I'd loose a whole lot of leverage if I got down to a healthy weight.
Title: Re: You're in a club and this bouncer grabs your wife ass and fingers rapes her
Post by: Irongrip400 on February 19, 2014, 09:02:42 AM
if your married you and your wife would not be at a club.

boom

You have class and take your wife out to a nice dinner where these things don't happen. If you are approaching 30 say goodbye to the club scene please.

aaand boom
Title: Re: What do you do if a bouncer grabs your wife in a club?
Post by: oldtimer1 on February 19, 2014, 09:06:13 AM
500 street fights????????? Ok, now everything he says I believe.

Actually a guy who knows how to use a knife is just as deadly as a guy with a gun close range. It's very hard to draw a gun in time when a guy with a knife is 10 feet away from you. When ever I hear a guy say why didn't you shoot him in the leg he only had a knife doesn't know what the hell he's talking about. Here's a picture of a cop that tried to disarm a guy with a knife. He should have shot him.
Title: Re: What do you do if a bouncer grabs your wife in a club?
Post by: Agnostic007 on February 19, 2014, 10:10:52 AM
That video showed nothing but rehearsed stuff. In many cases the guy is reacting before the attack. that guy grab my wife, I'd punch him in the throat before he could think "oh shit"
Title: Re: What do you do if a bouncer grabs your wife in a club?
Post by: Icelord on February 19, 2014, 10:11:36 AM
500 street fights????????? Ok, now everything he says I believe.

Actually a guy who knows how to use a knife is just as deadly as a guy with a gun close range. It's very hard to draw a gun in time when a guy with a knife is 10 feet away from you. When ever I hear a guy say why didn't you shoot him in the leg he only had a knife doesn't know what the hell he's talking about. Here's a picture of a cop that tried to disarm a guy with a knife. He should have shot him.
I can think of several people I'd like to do this with a bowie knife.
Title: Re: What do you do if a bouncer grabs your wife in a club?
Post by: Darren Avey on February 19, 2014, 10:11:57 AM
Ha tell him to go grab Alexander Karelins wife and we ll see how bad he is!
Title: Re: What do you do if a bouncer grabs your wife in a club?
Post by: Knooger on February 19, 2014, 10:16:37 AM
I was watching the first video and the chubby bastard stabbed the other dude in the cock.  :D

Right at :47 he stabs the cock.

(no homo)
Title: Re: What do you do if a bouncer grabs your wife in a club?
Post by: Nails on February 19, 2014, 10:17:49 AM
Why is Jim the anvil neidharts slow fat ass trying to teach knife training? look slow as shit since his heart foundation years




(http://media.screened.com/uploads/0/5125/477689-jim__the_anvil__neidhart_large.jpg)






Title: Re: What do you do if a bouncer grabs your wife in a club?
Post by: Darren Avey on February 19, 2014, 10:21:18 AM
"Pit fights"  ::)
Title: Re: What do you do if a bouncer grabs your wife in a club?
Post by: Nails on February 19, 2014, 10:26:18 AM
why is this fat shit fighting a guy 1/3 his size and weight  ???

Its also shows the tiny tit trying to fist fight him and and in return he kills him with a knife ::)
Title: Re: What do you do if a bouncer grabs your wife in a club?
Post by: jodsy on February 19, 2014, 10:59:19 AM
punch him, doesn't matter if you lose the fight
Title: Re: What do you do if a bouncer grabs your wife in a club?
Post by: hrspwr1 on February 19, 2014, 11:03:47 AM
Follow him. Learn his schedule. Breath, squeeze.
Title: Re: What do you do if a bouncer grabs your wife in a club?
Post by: ESFitness on February 19, 2014, 11:28:16 AM
#1 what is your wife doing in a club? why would you even take your significant other to a club? it's like taking sand to the beach. go to applebees, or denny's, or (preferably) sushi.

#2 the guys who ask these questions are usually the ones looking for a fight. chip on their shoulder with something to prove. rarely ends the way they think it will.
Title: What would you do if Mike Hawke slapped your wife?
Post by: sagittal chest on February 19, 2014, 01:08:42 PM
(http://www.incredible-adventures.com/specops/mykel-hawke04.jpg)
Title: Re: Pussy pulling physique?
Post by: Nails on February 19, 2014, 01:10:19 PM
yea with chloroform
Title: Re: Pussy pulling physique?
Post by: sagittal chest on February 19, 2014, 01:14:21 PM
yea with chloroform

What would you do if he slapped your wife/girlfriend/daughter/pet monkey on the ass at the 7/11?

(http://www.mykelhawkeknives.com/images/MH_template_15.png)
Title: Re: What do you do if a bouncer grabs your wife in a club?
Post by: Agnostic007 on February 19, 2014, 01:15:07 PM
do you guys believe that someone can win over 500 street fights without ever losing?

it seems statistically impossible

It probably is unless you are very skilled and very selective..
Title: Re: Pussy pulling physique?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on February 19, 2014, 01:17:09 PM
My Cock
Title: Re: Pussy pulling physique?
Post by: sagittal chest on February 19, 2014, 01:18:11 PM
Pics don't lie. Mike Hawke might not be the biggest, but is definitely a hard mofo.
Title: Re: Pussy pulling physique?
Post by: bradistani on February 19, 2014, 01:24:09 PM
doesn't look string enough
(http://i58.tinypic.com/29lxp43.jpg)
Title: Re: Pussy pulling physique?
Post by: Nails on February 19, 2014, 01:24:16 PM
Will Brink would destroy that tiny tit in a cage in seconds
Title: Re: What would you do if Mike Hawke slapped your wife?
Post by: Wez on February 19, 2014, 01:26:40 PM
Anybody who knows knives would never pick that piece of shit.
Title: Re: What would you do if Mike Hawke slapped your wife?
Post by: Knooger on February 19, 2014, 01:30:17 PM
I would give him my wife, my wallet and run away.
Title: Re: What would you do if Mike Hawke slapped your wife?
Post by: sagittal chest on February 19, 2014, 01:31:41 PM
Anybody who knows knives would never pick that piece of shit.

You sound like a tough guy "Wez".
Title: Re: What would you do if Mike Hawke slapped your wife?
Post by: Wez on February 19, 2014, 01:33:32 PM
You sound like a tough guy "Wez".

I been around but more importantly I know knives. That looks like something you buy on 42nd St for 10 bucks.
Title: Re: What would you do if Mike Hawke slapped your wife?
Post by: sagittal chest on February 19, 2014, 01:37:41 PM
I been around but more importantly I know knives. That looks like something you buy on 42nd St for 10 bucks.

Trust me, you wouldn't want to tangle with Mike Hawke.
Title: Re: What would you do if Mike Hawke slapped your wife?
Post by: BB on February 19, 2014, 01:42:11 PM
He'd be no match for Steve Gartin and his beard of knives, behind every follicle an edge....

.
Title: Re: What would you do if Mike Hawke slapped your wife?
Post by: sagittal chest on February 19, 2014, 01:50:58 PM
He'd be no match for Steve Gartin and his beard of knives, behind every follicle an edge....

.

Mike is special forces.

Find a bodybuilder with a wife this hot and high quality (BBC reporter):

(http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.953384!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/alg-man-woman-wild-jpg.jpg)

Probably gets tons of local poon from the native women in the countries he's assigned to as well.
Title: Re: What would you do if Mike Hawke slapped your wife?
Post by: Thteven on February 19, 2014, 02:04:27 PM
(http://www.incredible-adventures.com/specops/mykel-hawke04.jpg)


 Poor mans Pierce Brosnan. Hot, but not sexy.



 I don't have a wife. I have a muscle daddy. If tanned wonder boy slapped him on the ass,  my muscle daddy would leave tanned wonder boys rectum humming like a slave in a cotton field.
Title: Re: What would you do if Mike Hawke slapped your wife?
Post by: Wez on February 19, 2014, 02:06:11 PM
Trust me, you wouldn't want to tangle with Mike Hawke.

I never said I would tangle I said it was a shitty knife.
Title: Re: What would you do if Mike Hawke slapped your wife?
Post by: sagittal chest on February 19, 2014, 02:17:32 PM
I never said I would tangle I said it was a shitty knife.

Just what I thought, another pussy backing away from Myke Hawke.
Title: Re: What do you do if a bouncer grabs your wife in a club?
Post by: Ronnie Rep on February 19, 2014, 02:19:52 PM
#1 what is your wife doing in a club? why would you even take your significant other to a club? it's like taking sand to the beach. go to applebees, or denny's, or (preferably) sushi.

#2 the guys who ask these questions are usually the ones looking for a fight. chip on their shoulder with something to prove. rarely ends the way they think it will.
This! Been married for 20 years in March, never have been to a club with my wife!
Title: Re: What would you do if Mike Hawke slapped your wife?
Post by: Wez on February 19, 2014, 02:27:19 PM
Just what I thought, another pussy backing away from Myke Hawke.

Hey he's spec ops man.
Title: Re: You're in a club and this bouncer grabs your wife ass and fingers rapes her
Post by: Teutonic Knight on February 19, 2014, 02:32:00 PM
realistically he is gonna cut his left hand a few times doing all that crazy shit

Wow Leopold, now U a Silat "expert" too  :D
Dance Silat could be yours cup of tea  ;D (unfortunately Indonesia is out of yours financial reach  ;D)


Title: Re: What do you do if a bouncer grabs your wife in a club?
Post by: Teutonic Knight on February 19, 2014, 02:35:34 PM
3 major slashes and doing fine


try taking 3 bullets in the back and see how "deadly" knives are over guns

And U "have" battlefield experience too Leopold ?.
Just name specific location of operation.
Title: Re: What do you do if a bouncer grabs your wife in a club?
Post by: Oly15 on February 19, 2014, 02:36:57 PM
3 major slashes and doing fine


try taking 3 bullets in the back and see how "deadly" knives are over guns

Shut the fuck up useless human feces.
Title: Re: What would you do if Mike Hawke slapped your wife?
Post by: 240 is Back on February 19, 2014, 02:38:15 PM
(http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.953384!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/alg-man-woman-wild-jpg.jpg)

2,1 or 1,2.   
Title: Re: What do you do if a bouncer grabs your wife in a club?
Post by: macos on February 19, 2014, 02:40:47 PM
what do you do?








his bio


[his name] has been involved with Sayoc Kali for over 14 years. He is a senior instructor in Kun Lun Pai silat under Willem de Thouars, is co-founder of American Combat Grappling, is the Director of Sayoc Tactical and co-founder of the Defensive Systems Institute. He has had hundreds of real-life encounters from his time as a bouncer and in paid pit fights.  

In addition to all the above experience, he has instructed members of military special operations groups, such as Navy SEALS, and civilian law enforcement officers (LEO) groups, including tactical response members and defensive tactics instructors.

Recently, he was brought in as a consultant for the U.S. Naval Academy's Defensive Tactics program, and he has been involved with the Federal Air Marshals as an advisor on program development since 9-11.

He is also a world-class marksman in 1000-yard shooting competitions. His value to the film did not begin and end just with the blade sequences, as one can see. Just because Sayoc Kali is known as a blade system doesn't mean that its practitioners shy away from firearms!



Come back with a gun and shoot the mothafucka
Title: Re: What do you do if a bouncer grabs your wife in a club?
Post by: Darren Avey on February 19, 2014, 03:02:06 PM
Brian Cockerill had well over 1000 street fights and won every one

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/510QNUDmn1L._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-sticker-arrow-click,TopRight,35,-76_AA300_SH20_OU02_.jpg)
Title: Re: You're in a club and this bouncer grabs your wife ass and fingers rapes her
Post by: Teutonic Knight on February 19, 2014, 03:06:23 PM
no i dont know shit about all that kung fu stuff


but i have eyes in my head, when he is cutting the throat with large macho move and pushing the face the opposite way with other hand also large macho move


realistically he's gonna cut himself, possibly even sever major arteries and kill himself

Silat is not kung fu  ;D
Yes U have eyes, but no brain  :P
Title: Re: You're in a club and this bouncer grabs your wife ass and fingers rapes her
Post by: Teutonic Knight on February 19, 2014, 03:14:54 PM
it's all chinese story telling to fat americanos for $$$$

Leopold, SILAT is not Chinese .................
Gringos not Americanos , yours Espanol sucks ........or Latinos don't habla Espanol on isla anymore ;D
Title: Re: What would you do if Mike Hawke slapped your wife?
Post by: _aj_ on February 19, 2014, 03:19:26 PM
So many "spec ops guys" out there, FFS.
Title: Re: What would you do if Mike Hawke slapped your wife?
Post by: Darren Avey on February 19, 2014, 03:22:04 PM
Id put a screwdriver through his eyeball!
Title: Re: What would you do if Mike Hawke slapped your wife?
Post by: Knooger on February 19, 2014, 03:38:13 PM
(http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.953384!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/alg-man-woman-wild-jpg.jpg)

2,1 or 1,2.   

I'm gonna go 1, 2.
Title: Re: What would you do if Mike Hawke slapped your wife?
Post by: sagittal chest on February 19, 2014, 03:40:02 PM
Id put a screwdriver through his eyeball!

You wouldn't dare touch Mike Hawke.
Title: Re: You're in a club and this bouncer grabs your wife ass and fingers rapes her
Post by: Teutonic Knight on February 19, 2014, 03:46:27 PM
whatever it is it looks like something right out of the karate kid

No Leopold, karate is from Okinawa .........

Iron age classic bodybuilding website needs you, Flex people is there  ;)
Title: Re: What would you do if Mike Hawke slapped your wife?
Post by: Knooger on February 19, 2014, 03:51:52 PM
You wouldn't dare touch Mike Hawke.

Would anyone like pics of Mike Hawke?



I drew a pic in MSPaint. You're welcome!

(http://i58.tinypic.com/2sbrjwh.jpg)
Title: Re: What do you do if a bouncer grabs your wife in a club?
Post by: Roger Bacon on February 19, 2014, 03:59:34 PM
Why do you guys like to fantasies about your wifes and girlfriends being violated? I find these threads pretty sick.
Title: What would you do if Lonnie Teper slapped your partners ass
Post by: Papper on February 19, 2014, 04:02:34 PM
at the gym in mid-set and told him to peel then and there?
Title: Re: What would you do if Mike Hawke slapped your wife?
Post by: sagittal chest on February 19, 2014, 04:02:39 PM
(http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMjMwNzIxNDg4Nl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMjgwMDc0Nw@@._V1_SX640_SY720_.jpg)

Wonder if he's on a low dose?
Title: Re: What do you do if a bouncer grabs your wife in a club?
Post by: Teutonic Knight on February 19, 2014, 04:03:47 PM
fuck chinese kung fu


prime RC would crush mr myagi's chinese noggin like a can of coke

Only in Disneyland story  :D
RC is that Christiano Ronaldo  :)
Title: Re: Pussy pulling physique?
Post by: Hulkotron on February 19, 2014, 05:20:19 PM
Will Brink would destroy that tiny tit in a cage in seconds

x2 Will would teach him a stern and long-lasting lesson.
Title: Re: What do you do if a bouncer grabs your wife in a club?
Post by: Teutonic Knight on February 19, 2014, 08:30:52 PM
Why do you guys like to fantasies about your wifes and girlfriends being violated? I find these threads pretty sick.

Maybe he wants to share his 'baby mama' with RC  ;D
Title: Re: What do you do if a bouncer grabs your wife in a club?
Post by: Roger Bacon on February 19, 2014, 08:39:16 PM
Maybe he wants to share his 'baby mama' with RC  ;D

lol
Title: Re: What do you do if a bouncer grabs your wife in a club?
Post by: Parker on February 19, 2014, 08:39:59 PM
Why do you guys like to fantasies about your wifes and girlfriends being violated? I find these threads pretty sick.
Are you suggesting possible borderline cuckholding?
Title: Re: What do you do if a bouncer grabs your wife in a club?
Post by: Roger Bacon on February 19, 2014, 08:41:49 PM
Are you suggesting possible borderline cuckholding?

Unfortunately yes.... lol
Title: Re: What do you do if a bouncer grabs your wife in a club?
Post by: AbrahamG on February 19, 2014, 09:46:32 PM
1st and foremost as ESF stated I would never take my wife or anyone I didn't consider a pig to a club.  Assuming that I was a white trash douche and did such a thing, if a bouncer grabbed my wife I would do the following. 

1.  Punch him in nose.
2.  Sweep the leg.
3.  Tear off his slacks.
4.  Spit on his cox and jack him off while staring into his eyes.  (Of course, no homo)
Title: Re: What do you do if a bouncer grabs your wife in a club?
Post by: Teutonic Knight on February 20, 2014, 12:32:22 AM
1st and foremost as ESF stated I would never take my wife or anyone I didn't consider a pig to a club.  Assuming that I was a white trash douche and did such a thing, if a bouncer grabbed my wife I would do the following. 

1.  Punch him in nose.
2.  Sweep the leg.
3.  Tear off his slacks.
4.  Spit on his cox and jack him off while staring into his eyes.  (Of course, no homo)

But if yours girlfriend/wife is someone who owns 5* clubs (something like Paris Hilton )  ;) ;) ;) do U think that any employee would try to
touch her ?.
Not everyone goes to Congolese migrants social clubs like Anabolichalo.
Title: Re: What do you do if a bouncer grabs your wife in a club?
Post by: SF1900 on February 20, 2014, 12:43:33 AM
Probably hover in the corner and whimper like a girl while my wife gets cuckold.
Title: Re: What do you do if a bouncer grabs your wife in a club?
Post by: AbrahamG on February 20, 2014, 01:48:07 AM
Probably hover in the corner and whimper like a girl while my wife gets cuckold.

cuckold is one of the funniest words I've ever seen.  I would like to find a way to work it into a lunchtime conversation at work.
Title: Re: What do you do if a bouncer grabs your wife in a club?
Post by: Skorp1o on February 20, 2014, 03:02:32 AM
Ok I was expecting some scary badass, instead I see a Peter Griffin lookalike who can barely move with a rubber knife doing mock routine with his tiny little Asian friend.
Title: Re: What do you do if a bouncer grabs your wife in a club?
Post by: sagittal chest on February 20, 2014, 12:20:48 PM
I'm surprised nobody said, "drop down and give him 50 blows to the head".
Title: Re: You're in a club and this bouncer grabs your wife ass and fingers rapes her
Post by: Rami on February 20, 2014, 12:41:20 PM
If a guy rapes your wife then you rape the guy its that simple

what if the guy is into it?