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This weekend I managed to meet up with a beautiful blonde I met a couple of months initially and we've been flirting on whatsapp ever since, she hits all the spots for me, great ass, legs face...etc, posh as hell and lips to die for. Pretty much a proper head turner. We went out last night and I had my game on in full swing, I was loaded with a shit load of one liners, funny stories and deep intelligent convo all the while I wearing the gayest top I had showing my solid upper chest muscle. All of this with a combination of cocktails flowing all night and swanky spots in and around Shorditch area...the girl was mesmerised by the end she was "in the bag". Now its time to go back to my appartment, and this getbigger had only one thing on his mind.
We didn't waste time, and got down to biz from the moment we stepped in, then came my turn to get BJ, I layed on my back and within minutes I was in the "zone"...the girl was good, then soon the girl became amazingly good, she was upping her game as we went along. However, things started to take a strange turn from here on, she got fixated on my balls and was juggling them bad boys like hell (decent size now as I'm on HCG). Then she slowly started making her way down, in that area which I call the amber zone, the bridge just below your balls, part of me started to feel uncomfortable, however, the other part was surprisingly pleased at how cool it felt, but this was not the end. In a shocking move I was not expecting the hot girls digs her beautiful face in my ass and started tossing my salad in a way that makes Gordon Ramseys kitchen salad tossing skills seem like a paralympic Olympian racing against Usain Bolt. My mind was telling me this is a fight or flight situation, yet here I am lying down on my back, helpless, frozen and motionless like a possum, eyes rolling into the back of my head an all. she had a tight grip on scrotum and was working with the other hand on my rod....this girls knows what shes doing, shes done this before my mind tells me. Low and behold I had the strangest and longest orgasm ever, mind blowing shot-gun shit, there was no time to waste, I wasn't done and we went on to have a steaming session for a long while after.
Now here I am sitting in my living room feeling smug about my experience and looking at her pic, yet part of me feels like I should feel wrong about this, then the third part says its only homo if you want it to be....I will ponder this one for a little while and come to my conclusion which makes feel comfortable, in the mean time I am seeing her next weekend, and I have a feeling this prostate is gona get tongued yet again :P
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Somewhere, UKGold is smiling...
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This weekend I managed to meet up with a beautiful blonde I met a couple of months initially and we've been flirting on whatsapp ever since, she hits all the spots for me, great ass, legs face...etc, posh as hell and lips to die for. Pretty much a proper head turner. We went out last night and I had my game on in full swing, I was loaded with a shit load of one liners, funny stories and deep intelligent convo all the while I wearing the gayest top I had showing my solid upper chest muscle. All of this with a combination of cocktails flowing all night and swanky spots in and around Shorditch area...the girl was mesmerised by the end she was "in the bag". Now its time to go back to my appartment, and this getbigger had only one thing on his mind.
We didn't waste time, and got down to biz from the moment we stepped in, then came my turn to get BJ, I layed on my back and within minutes I was in the "zone"...the girl was good, then soon the girl became amazingly good, she was upping her game as we went along. However, things started to take a strange turn from here on, she got fixated on my balls and was juggling them bad boys like hell (decent size now as I'm on HCG). Then she slowly started making her way down, in that area which I call the amber zone, the bridge just below your balls, part of me started to feel uncomfortable, however, the other part was surprisingly pleased at how cool it felt, but this was not the end. In a shocking move I was not expecting the hot girls digs her beautiful face in my ass and started tossing my salad in a way that makes Gordon Ramseys kitchen salad tossing skills seem like a paralympic Olympian racing against Usain Bolt. My mind was telling me this is a fight or flight situation, yet here I am lying down on my back, helpless, frozen and motionless like a possum, eyes rolling into the back of my head an all. she had a tight grip on scrotum and was working with the other hand on my rod....this girls knows what shes doing, shes done this before my mind tells me. Low and behold I had the strangest and longest orgasm ever, mind blowing shot-gun shit, there was no time to waste, I wasn't done and we went on to have a steaming session for a long while after.
Now here I am sitting in my living room feeling smug about my experience and looking at her pic, yet part of me feels like I should feel wrong about this, then the third part says its only homo if you want it to be....I will ponder this one for a little while and come to my conclusion which makes feel comfortable, in the mean time I am seeing her next weekend, and I have a feeling this prostate is gona get tongued yet again :P
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LOLOLOLOL. Great story. Did you feel like you were raped when it was over and felt ashamed? Quite the quandary. I hope I'm never in your position. (pun intended). I probably wouldn't tell anyone if I was was. lol.
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Confirmed.
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looks like you come to the right place "chief"
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LOLOLOLOL. Great story. Did you feel like you were raped when it was over and felt ashamed? Quite the quandary.
Yeah I felt dirty....in a molested kinda way
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You guys in this thread are so sexually repressed, I love when girls lick my ass and put their finger up my asshole it feels so good, too bad you guys are missing out because you are not in touch with your sexuality and you are afraid that you might be gay.
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You guys in this thread are so sexually repressed, I love when girls lick my ass and put their finger up my asshole it feels so good, too bad you guys are missing out because you are not in touch with your sexuality and you are afraid that you might be gay.
Exactly...I'm not gona end a sex session with a hot chick cos she licked my ass >:(
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Exactly...I'm not gona end a sex session with a hot chick cos she licked my ass >:(
i hope you didnt kiss her after wards
next step is scat
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i hope you didnt kiss her after wards
next step is scat
That's taking ATM to the next level
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Wait til the other black fellas hear about this.
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Wait til the other black fellas hear about this.
What's gay is that you had a problem with it.
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What's gay is that you had a problem with it.
Hey. The floating of the boat is ok by me. Sounds like he got kinda victimized tho.
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don't see what the fuss is about. a tongue in the ass is completely normal and acceptable ,as long as your not breached by anything solid, e.g fingers, foreign objects etc , you're on safe ground.
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don't see what the fuss is about. a tongue in the ass is completely normal and acceptable ,as long as your not breached by anything solid, e.g fingers, foreign objects etc , you're on safe ground.
So whats wrong with a woman finger.
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Conker knows the difference... where do you draw your line homeboy? In the stall?
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Lot of talk of OP's salads going on. Lets not forget that she throttled his nuts and no one has yet shown any concern, you bunch of ass maniacs.
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I've learned a lot in this thread.
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the trainer and anabolichelio are clearly not strangers to licking man asses while bikini sleuth tossed a few dirty salads in her years as well
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OP really wanted to be sodomized by a large dildo as she sucked him off
the fact she licked his ass suggest he was giving her the signal by opening/lifting his legs
otherwise it's physically impossible for her to reach his hole
And now I've learned even more.
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I've learned a lot in this thread.
;D
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Bunch of disgusting ass licking, scrotum grabbing chicks around here.
The PM button is right under the avatar there.
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i sometimes lick baby mama ass hole
why do you call Tyrone your "baby mama"? is it like role playing?
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Sounds a lot like one of my ordeals...I feel for you homie.
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=508506.msg7185797#msg7185797
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haha .. here is a gem from our hetero poster "the trainer"
the trainer
Getbig IV
Posts: 3402
A woman who will handcuff you to the bed strap on a dildo, lift up your legs and pound your asshole while screaming that you are a bitch now that is a woman you should marry.
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Quality thread. Cheers
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Since I'm from the Hair Belt*, the first time a woman made a bum beeline with her tongue I was more horrified there might be a dingleberry present than that what was about to happen might be "gay." Also, I seem to recall that I kissed her afterward. Fuck!
*A geographic region encompassing Southern Europe, North Africa, and the Middle East
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getting your salad tossed is a slippery slope.
the homo factor is also very dependent on what position you were in during the act.
if you were on the edge of the bed with your legs only slightly elevated : not that bad.
if you were flat on your bed with your arms under your legs holding your legs high : getting gay.
if you were on your kneed with your head buried in a pillow : full homo, sadly.
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Eating pussy doesn't bother me too much,
But I couldn't seriously date a woman knowing that she didnt refine her ass licking technique overnight.
Every picture of an ex boyfriend you see you know she had her tongue up his ass. ;D
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LOLOLOLOL. Great story. Did you feel like you were raped when it was over and felt ashamed? Quite the quandary. I hope I'm never in your position. (pun intended). I probably wouldn't tell anyone if I was was. lol.
What a surprise... clinging to others delusion to corroborate with your own.
Sadder than makien $15/hr while in your 30's.
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Eating pussy doesn't bother me too much,
But I couldn't seriously date a woman knowing that she didnt refine her ass licking technique overnight.
Every picture of an ex boyfriend you see you know she had her tongue up his ass. ;D
Yup..... it's great to have a girl with great BJ skills, but then you wonder how she learned it :-/
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if shes hot would let her fist me i think.
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if shes hot would let her fist me i think.
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Lmao ;D
Proof that as long that youre banging a hot chick, homo is not relevant even if she inserts her limbs in you lmao
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i dont think anything between a man and a woman can be considered homosexual
unless the guy is fantasizing the woman is a man
judge ye not the deeds of others less you be judged yourself
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Just tell her it's not your thing, problem solved
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i dont think anything between a man and a woman can be considered homosexual
unless the guy is fantasizing the woman is a man
judge ye not the deeds of others less you be judged yourself
UKGold, is that you?
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Just tell her it's not your thing, problem solved
But I enjoyed it
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UKGold, is that you?
no i dont like it in the shitter
hope that helps :)
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How to get it without asking verbally like a pervert creep:
Instruct her to lick the balls and lift one leg up and push her head down with your hand
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i dont think anything between a man and a woman can be considered homosexual
unless the guy is fantasizing the woman is a man
judge ye not the deeds of others less you be judged yourself
Two penises together is homosexual
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Definately wife material
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Two penises together is homosexual
What about one penis, one strap-on
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So what you are trying to say is that some dude that you find hot licked your ass and then after you came he fucked you until you were just a raw dogged fag sitting on the couch lying to strangers to try and get your manhood back??????
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What about one penis, one strap-on
Strap-on attached to a person with a penis having sex with a person with a penis: homosexual.
One penis with one vagina with strap-on in the mix: not homosexual
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;D so many getbiggers looking for a desperate way to reach a heterosexual cock ass conclusion haha
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Strap-on attached to a person with a penis having sex with a person with a penis: homosexual.
One penis with one vagina with strap-on in the mix: not homosexual
Idk about that.... simulating homosex with a woman is gay
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;D so many getbiggers looking for a desperate way to reach a heterosexual cock ass conclusion haha
How the fuck is anal with a woman NOT heterosexual?
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How the fuck is anal with a woman NOT heterosexual?
if you are looking for an excuse to get fucked in the ass by a big cock or dildo then yes.. it's hetero if you want it to be haha
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Pics?
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here's the thing...
when you know something new yet a little not-right is going on down there...
#1) Don't look down. You kinda really don't want to know what is happening.
#2) Never talk about it afterwards.
#3) Don't date her for long... cause it's going to evolve into a freaky you're not cool with, eventually.*
Ignorance is bliss here. It's like kids pretending to believe in certain fat men in chimneys because they know the present gravy train will run out once they publicly wisen up. Just roll with it.
*I'd give it a 99% chance that a girl so astute in assplay this early in things WILL want to penetrate you with a strap-on. No doubt. I think many here will agree. Not a safe long-term bet there.
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Letting a female lick your ass is still hetro.
Going full on DJ181 and having your lass wear a strap on and spending 20 minutes deep throating the strap on before letting her fuck you with it is gayer than aidsbombz bunny suit.
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did dj181 really gag a female with a strap on?
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did dj181 really gag a female with a strap on?
i believe that to be true.
There was also a story floating around of he caused the breakdown of his marriage after he organised a mmf threesome and she stormed out after DJs first move was to start blowing the other guy.
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i believe that to be true.
There was also a story floating around of he caused the breakdown of his marriage after he organised a mmf threesome and she stormed out after DJs first move was to start blowing the other guy.
Bullshit, dj would never let a woman in his threesome.
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Bullshit, dj would never let a woman in his threesome.
my mistake, i heard him mention he was married and assumed wife. It all makes sense now.
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my mistake, i heard him mention he was married and assumed wife. It all makes sense now.
listen, stop talking shit about a guy who could end up looking like Zane if he really wanted to
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listen, stop talking shit about a guy who could end up looking like Zane if he really wanted to
He has packed on ANOTHER 20lbs of pure muscle according to his training log. He has done this about 5 or 6 times in the last 6 months yet strangely he still weighs 170?
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He has packed on ANOTHER 20lbs of pure muscle according to his training log. He has done this about 5 or 6 times in the last 6 months yet strangely he still weighs 170?
I think he means packed in 20lbs of muscle as in 'man muscle' up his jacksy.
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He has packed on ANOTHER 20lbs of pure muscle according to his training log. He has done this about 5 or 6 times in the last 6 months yet strangely he still weighs 170?
170? The dude looks 145
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rimjobs? nah. I love when girls grab my ass though
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if you are looking for an excuse to get fucked in the ass by a big cock or dildo then yes.. it's hetero if you want it to be haha
Qft
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dont people get grossed out by the poo factor? ???
Can you even tell when a girl's ass is covered in it when she's a Black? They look the same.
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Can you even tell when a girl's ass is covered in it when she's a Black? They look the same.
The smell has a habit of giving the game away.
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Can you even tell when a girl's ass is covered in it when she's a Black? They look the same.
Usually not a problem if you stay away from 10 dollar crack heads....they usually shit themselves at night when they pass out.
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Pics or didnt happen