Author Topic: I Will Never Be The Same Man Ever Again (Read 9367 times)

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #25 on:** March 01, 2014, 02:38:47 PM »

Quote from: anabolichalo on March 01, 2014, 02:33:20 PM

i sometimes lick baby mama ass hole

why do you call Tyrone your "baby mama"? is it like role playing?

TEMPER · « **Reply #26 on:** March 01, 2014, 02:54:25 PM »

Sounds a lot like one of my ordeals...I feel for you homie.

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=508506.msg7185797#msg7185797

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #27 on:** March 01, 2014, 02:57:56 PM »

haha .. here is a gem from our hetero poster "the trainer"

the trainer
Getbig IV

Posts: 3402

A woman who will handcuff you to the bed strap on a dildo, lift up your legs and pound your asshole while screaming that you are a bitch now that is a woman you should marry.

sagittal chest · « **Reply #28 on:** March 01, 2014, 03:07:12 PM »

Quality thread. Cheers

syntaxmachine · « **Reply #29 on:** March 01, 2014, 03:08:05 PM »

Since I'm from the Hair Belt*, the first time a woman made a bum beeline with her tongue I was more horrified there might be a dingleberry present than that what was about to happen might be "gay." Also, I seem to recall that I kissed her afterward. Fuck!

*A geographic region encompassing Southern Europe, North Africa, and the Middle East

visualizeperfection · « **Reply #30 on:** March 01, 2014, 03:18:03 PM »

getting your salad tossed is a slippery slope.

the homo factor is also very dependent on what position you were in during the act.

if you were on the edge of the bed with your legs only slightly elevated : not that bad.

if you were flat on your bed with your arms under your legs holding your legs high : getting gay.

if you were on your kneed with your head buried in a pillow : full homo, sadly.

sagittal chest · « **Reply #31 on:** March 01, 2014, 03:24:12 PM »

Eating pussy doesn't bother me too much,
But I couldn't seriously date a woman knowing that she didnt refine her ass licking technique overnight.
Every picture of an ex boyfriend you see you know she had her tongue up his ass.

Voici Le Rédempteur · « **Reply #32 on:** March 01, 2014, 04:16:28 PM »

Quote from: Wiggs on March 01, 2014, 11:50:23 AM

LOLOLOLOL. Great story. Did you feel like you were raped when it was over and felt ashamed? Quite the quandary. I hope I'm never in your position. (pun intended). I probably wouldn't tell anyone if I was was. lol.

What a surprise... clinging to others delusion to corroborate with your own.

Sadder than makien $15/hr while in your 30's.

ProudVirgin69 · « **Reply #33 on:** March 01, 2014, 04:34:05 PM »

Quote from: sagittal chest on March 01, 2014, 03:24:12 PM

Eating pussy doesn't bother me too much,
But I couldn't seriously date a woman knowing that she didnt refine her ass licking technique overnight.
Every picture of an ex boyfriend you see you know she had her tongue up his ass.

Yup..... it's great to have a girl with great BJ skills, but then you wonder how she learned it :-/

galeniko · « **Reply #34 on:** March 01, 2014, 05:20:59 PM »

if shes hot would let her fist me i think.

$:-\$

Skorp1o · « **Reply #35 on:** March 02, 2014, 01:04:09 AM »

Quote from: galeniko opic=520564.msg7367036#msg7367036 date=1393723259

if shes hot would let her fist me i think.

$:-\$

Lmao

Proof that as long that youre banging a hot chick, homo is not relevant even if she inserts her limbs in you lmao

bigmc · « **Reply #36 on:** March 02, 2014, 04:59:33 AM »

i dont think anything between a man and a woman can be considered homosexual

unless the guy is fantasizing the woman is a man

judge ye not the deeds of others less you be judged yourself

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #37 on:** March 02, 2014, 05:11:32 AM »

Just tell her it's not your thing, problem solved

Parker · « **Reply #38 on:** March 02, 2014, 05:57:11 AM »

Quote from: bigmc on March 02, 2014, 04:59:33 AM

i dont think anything between a man and a woman can be considered homosexual

unless the guy is fantasizing the woman is a man

judge ye not the deeds of others less you be judged yourself

UKGold, is that you?

Skorp1o · « **Reply #39 on:** March 02, 2014, 06:11:32 AM »

Quote from: Imako on March 02, 2014, 05:11:32 AM

Just tell her it's not your thing, problem solved

But I enjoyed it

bigmc · « **Reply #40 on:** March 02, 2014, 06:20:38 AM »

Quote from: Parker on March 02, 2014, 05:57:11 AM

UKGold, is that you?

no i dont like it in the shitter

hope that helps

Papper · « **Reply #41 on:** March 02, 2014, 08:00:23 AM »

How to get it without asking verbally like a pervert creep:

Instruct her to lick the balls and lift one leg up and push her head down with your hand

TEH boob · « **Reply #42 on:** March 02, 2014, 08:02:03 AM »

Quote from: bigmc on March 02, 2014, 04:59:33 AM

i dont think anything between a man and a woman can be considered homosexual

unless the guy is fantasizing the woman is a man

judge ye not the deeds of others less you be judged yourself

Two penises together is homosexual

Sophus · « **Reply #43 on:** March 02, 2014, 08:15:18 AM »

Definately wife material

ProudVirgin69 · « **Reply #44 on:** March 02, 2014, 08:15:28 AM »

Quote from: TEH boob on March 02, 2014, 08:02:03 AM

Two penises together is homosexual

What about one penis, one strap-on

forillagorilla · « **Reply #45 on:** March 02, 2014, 08:21:07 AM »

So what you are trying to say is that some dude that you find hot licked your ass and then after you came he fucked you until you were just a raw dogged fag sitting on the couch lying to strangers to try and get your manhood back?

??

TEH boob · « **Reply #46 on:** March 02, 2014, 08:22:17 AM »

Quote from: ProudVirgin69 on March 02, 2014, 08:15:28 AM

What about one penis, one strap-on

Strap-on attached to a person with a penis having sex with a person with a penis: homosexual.

One penis with one vagina with strap-on in the mix: not homosexual

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #47 on:** March 02, 2014, 08:23:21 AM »

so many getbiggers looking for a desperate way to reach a heterosexual cock ass conclusion haha

ProudVirgin69 · « **Reply #48 on:** March 02, 2014, 08:24:36 AM »

Quote from: TEH boob on March 02, 2014, 08:22:17 AM

Strap-on attached to a person with a penis having sex with a person with a penis: homosexual.

One penis with one vagina with strap-on in the mix: not homosexual

Idk about that.... simulating homosex with a woman is gay

TEH boob · « **Reply #49 on:** March 02, 2014, 08:25:15 AM »

Quote from: Cleanest Natural on March 02, 2014, 08:23:21 AM

so many getbiggers looking for a desperate way to reach a heterosexual cock ass conclusion haha

How the fuck is anal with a woman NOT heterosexual?