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Title: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: bigmc on March 01, 2014, 01:16:17 PM
i just dialled his mobile he is still in the uk

where you at son
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: Henda on March 01, 2014, 01:20:13 PM
At first his shit was amusing but the pretend online relationship with bikinislut was a bit much. Didnt expect bikinislut to go along with his shit either, shes a decent member and normally detests attention whoring.
Fuck knows what the real story is.
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: Simple Simon on March 01, 2014, 01:21:23 PM
i just dialled his mobile he is still in the uk

where you at son

Lol
Gotta get up early to get the better of bigmc.   ;)

Junior is busted now.
He wont recover.
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: Rascal full on March 01, 2014, 02:08:33 PM
I read somewhere he was going to Dubai but in another thread SimplesSimon said he was going to meet Bikinislut?

 ???
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: BikiniSlut on March 01, 2014, 02:22:22 PM
At first his shit was amusing but the pretend online relationship with bikinislut was a bit much. Didnt expect bikinislut to go along with his shit either, shes a decent member and normally detests attention whoring.
Fuck knows what the real story is.

Stop it.

I can't control what Uncle Junior says or spews out. I've had people calling me a man for years....some choose to believe it, others don't. You guys will believe what entertains you the most.

But I do know this about Uncle Junior....he's not an off the wall stalker like I originally suspected. He just seems to be one of those characters that really live life to the fullest. Almost like a Cosmo Kramer although much more successful in his career.

I have just very recently started talking to UJ off of this board. Just to make it clear NO WE'RE NOT GETTING MARRIED BLAH BLAH BLAH. Not engaged....never had sex.....etc. And it was MY idea......not his..... so you could coin me as the stalker because I requested the phone conversation.  

His gift really weighed on my mind and I decided I really should give him a genuine voice to voice thank you.

When talking to him he is extremely polite, very kind and more soft spoken than his character on this board. He also enjoys his trolling which he'll fully admit.

I am not in Dubai with him; he is not flying to Canada to see me and I am not flying out to England. Although I do believe he is in Dubai because he texted me some pictures of the business district and beach.

So I hope this clears things up.

If you want to believe we troll together or are getting married and what not you can; it doesn't bother me and it probably pleases him haha.

But as a genuine real person the guy seems awesome and I also believe he would drop everything he was doing if somebody on this board needed some sort of help whether it be financial, emotional, etc. Even the really "trolly" members. He actually really wanted to encourage Shizzo to get to a better place.

Getbig can be many things....it can be a place for people to bullshit with the safe confines of internet anonymity; it can be a place where people involved in the world of bodybuilding meet and connect with other people involved in the sport; it can be a place where people come to find out latest gossip in bodybuilding news; it can be a place where people meet others that have the same interests and so on and so on.

UJ is the first person I've talked to on the phone. I've met other members and readers/lurkers at shows. It's a small world....especially in this cultish sport.



Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: Simple Simon on March 01, 2014, 02:34:01 PM
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He also enjoys his trolling which he'll fully admit.

Now you have really outed him.   ;D

"Uncle junior never lies, uncle junior is a genuine bloke"

Fucking asswipe that he is.  ::)
Quote
But as a genuine real person the guy seems awesome and I also believe he would drop everything he was doing if somebody on this board needed some sort of help whether it be financial, emotional, etc. Even the really "trolly" members.

Wonder how much thats going to cost him?
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: ChopperRider on March 01, 2014, 02:43:10 PM
Stop it.

I can't control what Uncle Junior says or spews out. I've had people calling me a man for years....some choose to believe it, others don't. You guys will believe what entertains you the most.

But I do know this about Uncle Junior....he's not an off the wall stalker like I originally suspected. He just seems to be one of those characters that really live life to the fullest. Almost like a Cosmo Kramer although much more successful in his career.

I have just very recently started talking to UJ off of this board. Just to make it clear NO WE'RE NOT GETTING MARRIED BLAH BLAH BLAH. Not engaged....never had sex.....etc. And it was MY idea......not his..... so you could coin me as the stalker because I requested the phone conversation.  

His gift really weighed on my mind and I decided I really should give him a genuine voice to voice thank you.

When talking to him he is extremely polite, very kind and more soft spoken than his character on this board. He also enjoys his trolling which he'll fully admit.

I am not in Dubai with him; he is not flying to Canada to see me and I am not flying out to England. Although I do believe he is in Dubai because he texted me some pictures of the business district and beach.

So I hope this clears things up.

If you want to believe we troll together or are getting married and what not you can; it doesn't bother me and it probably pleases him haha.

But as a genuine real person the guy seems awesome and I also believe he would drop everything he was doing if somebody on this board needed some sort of help whether it be financial, emotional, etc. Even the really "trolly" members. He actually really wanted to encourage Shizzo to get to a better place.

Getbig can be many things....it can be a place for people to bullshit with the safe confines of internet anonymity; it can be a place where people involved in the world of bodybuilding meet and connect with other people involved in the sport; it can be a place where people come to find out latest gossip in bodybuilding news; it can be a place where people meet others that have the same interests and so on and so on.

UJ is the first person I've talked to on the phone. I've met other members and readers/lurkers at shows. It's a small world....especially in this cultish sport.





TL:PTPS
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: Rascal full on March 01, 2014, 04:11:04 PM
Fair play to Bikinislut for sticking up for her man!

I like Uncle J, dude never fails to make me laugh.

I don't think a little bit of friendly banter is gonna worry him.
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: BikiniSlut on March 01, 2014, 04:12:57 PM
Fair play to Bikinislut for sticking up for her man!

I like Uncle J, dude never fails to make me laugh.

I don't think a little bit of friendly banter is gonna worry him.

Oh no don't start on this again.......... ::)

He seems great though. I know he's seeing someone and if she's the lucky lady that lands him then good for her.
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: el numero uno on March 01, 2014, 04:14:32 PM
Stop it.

I can't control what Uncle Junior says or spews out. I've had people calling me a man for years....some choose to believe it, others don't. You guys will believe what entertains you the most.

But I do know this about Uncle Junior....he's not an off the wall stalker like I originally suspected. He just seems to be one of those characters that really live life to the fullest. Almost like a Cosmo Kramer although much more successful in his career.

I have just very recently started talking to UJ off of this board. Just to make it clear NO WE'RE NOT GETTING MARRIED BLAH BLAH BLAH. Not engaged....never had sex.....etc. And it was MY idea......not his..... so you could coin me as the stalker because I requested the phone conversation.  

His gift really weighed on my mind and I decided I really should give him a genuine voice to voice thank you.

When talking to him he is extremely polite, very kind and more soft spoken than his character on this board. He also enjoys his trolling which he'll fully admit.

I am not in Dubai with him; he is not flying to Canada to see me and I am not flying out to England. Although I do believe he is in Dubai because he texted me some pictures of the business district and beach.

So I hope this clears things up.

If you want to believe we troll together or are getting married and what not you can; it doesn't bother me and it probably pleases him haha.

But as a genuine real person the guy seems awesome and I also believe he would drop everything he was doing if somebody on this board needed some sort of help whether it be financial, emotional, etc. Even the really "trolly" members. He actually really wanted to encourage Shizzo to get to a better place.

Getbig can be many things....it can be a place for people to bullshit with the safe confines of internet anonymity; it can be a place where people involved in the world of bodybuilding meet and connect with other people involved in the sport; it can be a place where people come to find out latest gossip in bodybuilding news; it can be a place where people meet others that have the same interests and so on and so on.

UJ is the first person I've talked to on the phone. I've met other members and readers/lurkers at shows. It's a small world....especially in this cultish sport.





Would you chat with me via Skpye to practice my english?  ???
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: Rascal full on March 01, 2014, 04:20:54 PM
Oh no don't start on this again.......... ::)

He seems great though. I know he's seeing someone and if she's the lucky lady that lands him then good for her.

He is never gonna do roids though I am sure of that. Not that I give a fuck but it's blatantly obvious.

Much too proud of his natty 'status' if there is such a thing.
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: ChristopherA on March 01, 2014, 10:33:41 PM
He is never gonna do roids though I am sure of that. Not that I give a fuck but it's blatantly obvious.

Much too proud of his natty 'status' if there is such a thing.
Who, by his claim, reads and memorize's Duchaine's Underground Handbook as a teen yet doesn't juice . Researches the subject nonstop, interacts in topics about it, constantly judges bb's "natty" status. Apparently has a cache, seen the pics, of high quality gear and pharma gh? Always an excuse why he doesn't start and how he will soon because "he can just tell he will respond awesome." Def trolling and deep down is afraid the gear won't overcome his shut genetics cause then what will his excuse be for looking like shit
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: Henda on March 02, 2014, 12:08:23 AM
Stop it.

I can't control what Uncle Junior says or spews out. I've had people calling me a man for years....some choose to believe it, others don't. You guys will believe what entertains you the most.

But I do know this about Uncle Junior....he's not an off the wall stalker like I originally suspected. He just seems to be one of those characters that really live life to the fullest. Almost like a Cosmo Kramer although much more successful in his career.

I have just very recently started talking to UJ off of this board. Just to make it clear NO WE'RE NOT GETTING MARRIED BLAH BLAH BLAH. Not engaged....never had sex.....etc. And it was MY idea......not his..... so you could coin me as the stalker because I requested the phone conversation.  

His gift really weighed on my mind and I decided I really should give him a genuine voice to voice thank you.

When talking to him he is extremely polite, very kind and more soft spoken than his character on this board. He also enjoys his trolling which he'll fully admit.

I am not in Dubai with him; he is not flying to Canada to see me and I am not flying out to England. Although I do believe he is in Dubai because he texted me some pictures of the business district and beach.

So I hope this clears things up.

If you want to believe we troll together or are getting married and what not you can; it doesn't bother me and it probably pleases him haha.

But as a genuine real person the guy seems awesome and I also believe he would drop everything he was doing if somebody on this board needed some sort of help whether it be financial, emotional, etc. Even the really "trolly" members. He actually really wanted to encourage Shizzo to get to a better place.

Getbig can be many things....it can be a place for people to bullshit with the safe confines of internet anonymity; it can be a place where people involved in the world of bodybuilding meet and connect with other people involved in the sport; it can be a place where people come to find out latest gossip in bodybuilding news; it can be a place where people meet others that have the same interests and so on and so on.

UJ is the first person I've talked to on the phone. I've met other members and readers/lurkers at shows. It's a small world....especially in this cultish sport.





thanks for clearing that up. My post was never meant as a dig at you. Its sometimes days between reading getbig and didnt know the full story. 
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: Skorp1o on March 02, 2014, 01:11:31 AM
I like uncle joon, he's a nice guy and provides some strange pieces of entertainment. I do think he likes to stir shit a little but I think he does so for entertainment purposes.

However, I can see how some members can get irrate, as he sits on the fence between trolling and being nice...truth is, we will nenevrr know the full truth about Joon.
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: Simple Simon on March 02, 2014, 01:40:22 AM
I like uncle joon, he's a nice guy and provides some strange pieces of entertainment. I do think he likes to stir shit a little but I think he does so for entertainment purposes.

However, I can see how some members can get irrate, as he sits on the fence between trolling and being nice...truth is, we will nenevrr know the full truth about Joon.
(http://static2.fjcdn.com/comments/yeah+any1+who+gives+a+shit+if+your+racist+sexist+_f1e661e8da53ead0dff962a27adf446a.jpg)
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: bigmc on March 02, 2014, 02:30:07 AM
so bikini isnt juniors e girlfriend

more like an e prostitute

playing along for gifts

pretty low if you ask me

Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: Roger Bacon on March 02, 2014, 02:34:46 AM
Oh no don't start on this again.......... ::)

He seems great though. I know he's seeing someone and if she's the lucky lady that lands him then good for her.

Yeah... Okay Booty  8)

I think Uncle Junior is her gimmick account, An alarm is going off inside my lizard brain.
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: Simple Simon on March 02, 2014, 02:35:00 AM
so bikini isnt juniors e girlfriend

more like an e prostitute

playing along for gifts

pretty low if you ask me




Thats about it in a nutshell, a bit embarrassing really, accept the gifts and play along whilst never intending anything to go any further.
She had it spelled out to her earlier that you shouldn't accept gifts from people if you dont share the same level of affection.
Once she knew how junior felt then that should have been the end of it, unless she felt the same way of course.
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: bigmc on March 02, 2014, 02:46:50 AM

Thats about it in a nutshell, a bit embarrassing really, accept the gifts and play along whilst never intending anything to go any further.
She had it spelled out to her earlier that you shouldn't accept gifts from people if you dont share the same level of affection.
Once she knew how junior felt then that should have been the end of it, unless she felt the same way of course.

i want to know what is the dif between skyping for gifts

and web camming  ???
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: BikiniSlut on March 02, 2014, 02:48:45 AM

Thats about it in a nutshell, a bit embarrassing really, accept the gifts and play along whilst never intending anything to go any further.
She had it spelled out to her earlier that you shouldn't accept gifts from people if you dont share the same level of affection.
Once she knew how junior felt then that should have been the end of it, unless she felt the same way of course.

Haha......I'm beginning to see why everybody thinks your an idiot......no offense...I don't mean to offend you....it's just that everybody else seems to understand his trolling except for you. You honestly think he's "for real".  :-\ :D

Did you miss the part where I said UJ already has someone? Perhaps it was that someone that actually chose this gift??? :D :D

I can't tell if you are just pretending to be ignorant or if you really don't get it by now.
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: Simple Simon on March 02, 2014, 02:59:27 AM
Haha......I'm beginning to see why everybody thinks your an idiot......no offense...I don't mean to offend you....it's just that everybody else seems to understand his trolling except for you. You honestly think he's "for real".  :-\ :D

Did you miss the part where I said UJ already has someone? Perhaps it was that someone that actually chose this gift??? :D :D

I can't tell if you are just pretending to be ignorant or if you really don't get it by now.

Really?
Look back at his threads, a lot of people were actually giving him genuine advice and taking him seriously, the guy has just spit all that advice back in their faces if you are now saying he's always been trolling.

I thought you were meant to be his friend, you certainly aren't doing him any favours at the moment.
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: bigmc on March 02, 2014, 03:02:29 AM
Really?
Look back at his threads, a lot of people were actually giving him genuine advice and taking him seriously, the guy has just spit all that advice back in their faces if you are now saying he's always been trolling.

I thought you were meant to be his friend, you certainly aren't doing him any favours at the moment.

they were both trying to troll me via pm

bikini should hold her hands up and just admit she was trolling everyone

bit late to take the high ground

especially as she has been accepting gifts from an anonymous troll on the internetz
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: BikiniSlut on March 02, 2014, 03:08:05 AM
Really?
Look back at his threads, a lot of people were actually giving him genuine advice and taking him seriously, the guy has just spit all that advice back in their faces if you are now saying he's always been trolling.

I thought you were meant to be his friend, you certainly aren't doing him any favours at the moment.

I'm almost positive his threads looking for advice are genuine.  :(

Once again....you have to be able to discern the "trolling" threads from the "genuine" threads.

I have never said that he "always trolls".....but come on and use some common sense. When he says something like "I am going to fly to Canada to see bikinislut tomorrow" do you really think that is serious?  ::) Sadly a lot of people actually do. Just look at the logistics alone ffs.  ::) That....is trolling. We all do it. However I'm going to say UJ is an expert troller simply because he gets so many people riled up. Shizzo did as well but Shizzo wasn't nearly as entertaining imo.  

I've stated more than once that I wish to fuck TBombz.....I'm TROLLING. I do not actually wish to go fuck someone that has the aidz or lives in a car or has a drug problem.

However many of my posts are just chitter chatter about the sport of bodybuilding which I love. Hence me being here.

Can you REALLY not see the difference?

Also are you UKJeff like everyone says???
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: BikiniSlut on March 02, 2014, 03:15:56 AM
they were both trying to troll me via pm

bikini should hold her hands up and just admit she was trolling everyone

bit late to take the high ground

especially as she has been accepting gifts from an anonymous troll on the internetz

Honestly I have no idea why you still think I was trolling you. Junior I understand. But me? I can't actually believe you just posted this. I'm glad I know though. Thanks for your obvious "genuine" concern.  ::)
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: bigmc on March 02, 2014, 03:20:24 AM
Honestly I have no idea why you still think I was trolling you. Junior I understand. But me? I can't actually believe you just posted this. I'm glad I know though. Thanks for your obvious "genuine" concern.  ::)

calm down princess

im just fucking with you

send me your p o box and il arrange some "gifts" for you  :-*
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: bigmc on March 02, 2014, 04:01:46 AM
In Dubai! Get Big Banned site in Dubai cos of porn! Im on roaming to access charges a lot! Will deal with when I get back! Baby fuck the haters u don't need to justify us!

Dubai Vids to come addressing Bigmc, me and Bikini!
 
Special video WYHI edition also!

Baby I prefer u speak the whole truth or nothing at all.

Just tell em who gives a fuck what they think!

If you don't want to its cool too!

Il send u some vids to post cos i cant do it from here on roaming!

LU always unconditionally!
Xoxoxo


might want to think about that one brother  :)
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: Simple Simon on March 02, 2014, 04:25:40 AM
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When he says something like "I am going to fly to Canada to see bikinislut tomorrow" do you really think that is serious?

He never said that.
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: bigmc on March 02, 2014, 04:56:48 AM
He never said that.

the whole thing is a pile of wank

im all for trolling

but backing it up in pms and phone calls

i dont get that

thata blurring the lines and stupidity at best
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: ChristopherA on March 02, 2014, 05:18:35 AM
the whole thing is a pile of wank

im all for trolling

but backing it up in pms and phone calls

i dont get that

thata blurring the lines and stupidity at best
Why the trolling of you specifically?
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: Skorp1o on March 02, 2014, 06:07:41 AM
But I do know this about Uncle Junior....he's not an off the wall stalker like I originally suspected. He just seems to be one of those characters that really live life to the fullest. Almost like a Cosmo Kramer although much more successful in his career.

When talking to him he is extremely polite, very kind and more soft spoken than his character on this board. He also enjoys his trolling which he'll fully admit.

But as a genuine real person the guy seems awesome

Something smells fishy in this choice of words and language. I think Joon and Slut are an inside planned job, may be same person? Who knows.

Joon is a bit mad, but intelligent,he's capabile of fooling us lol
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: bigmc on March 02, 2014, 06:17:34 AM

Fuck you! I extended hand of friendship to you from start! I told you you could call me anytime you wanted to! Said would be happy to go out and have drinks whenever! Told you I appreciated you look out for my girl and being protective about her (just like i would have done)

You still slagged me off ever time! Called me psycho stalker, made fun of my x!

Still i left it!

You think i didn't read ever single one of your pms!???

Still i left it!

Said fuck it! I'll be the bigger man!

Told you million times no one trolled you and i spoke truth 100 percent all the time!

I gave u chances!

Now I'm telling you point blank!

Ever try and come between me and my girl again and you will get your tupence!

I ain't sort of geezer to make threats in public!

Im sorta geezer to make phone calls in private!

Don't get confused by the nice guy personality!!

I can me the most vicious cuunt you ever met u wished u didnt!


U lucky u got me on Johnny walker!

I got nothing against you! Actually thought u alright geezer!

Talk all shit u want here i don't care!

Don't ever fuck with my girl again!

U wanna meet up and discuss this personally man to man call me when I'm back and name time and place!

Uncle joon approved
Lawrence of Arabia  


terrifying
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: syntaxmachine on March 02, 2014, 06:23:12 AM
In Dubai! Get Big Banned site in Dubai cos of porn! Im on roaming to access charges a lot! Will deal with when I get back! Baby fuck the haters u don't need to justify us!

Dubai Vids to come addressing Bigmc, me and Bikini!
 
Special video WYHI edition also!

Baby I prefer u speak the whole truth or nothing at all.

Just tell em who gives a fuck what they think!

If you don't want to its cool too!

Il send u some vids to post cos i cant do it from here on roaming!

LU always unconditionally!
Xoxoxo


lol, just lol @ at a self-styled savvy businessman who doesn't know how to use a proxy and instead racks up exorbitant roaming charges to poast on a glittery thong board whilst abroad
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: ChristopherA on March 02, 2014, 06:27:09 AM
Lots of pussies melting down lately chanting their mantra, "Ron delete my acct!"
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: bigmc on March 02, 2014, 06:28:22 AM
Out of respect to Skorp truth ain't been spoken but its for good reason, id do anything to protect my girly girl! No one needs to know what don't concern them but it don't mean anyones trying to fuck with anyone!

I got reasons!

Tell Ron delete my fucking account!

Only one person i care about on here anyway

I get pissed wont end well

mate dont fuck off to protect me

scared as i am

lets play this out  :-*
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: gee38 on March 02, 2014, 06:31:07 AM
uncle junior

a question

how long until you get this one so freaked out she cuts herself?

I go for 48 days from now.
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: wes on March 02, 2014, 06:36:55 AM

Fuck you! I extended hand of friendship to you from start! I told you you could call me anytime you wanted to! Said would be happy to go out and have drinks whenever! Told you I appreciated you look out for my girl and being protective about her (just like i would have done)

You still slagged me off ever time! Called me psycho stalker, made fun of my x!

Still i left it!

You think i didn't read ever single one of your pms!???

Still i left it!

Said fuck it! I'll be the bigger man!

Told you million times no one trolled you and i spoke truth 100 percent all the time!

I gave u chances!

Now I'm telling you point blank!

Ever try and come between me and my girl again and you will get your tupence!

I ain't sort of geezer to make threats in public!

Im sorta geezer to make phone calls in private!

Don't get confused by the nice guy personality!!

I can me the most vicious cuunt you ever met u wished u didnt!


U lucky u got me on Johnny walker!

I got nothing against you! Actually thought u alright geezer!

Talk all shit u want here i don't care!

Don't ever fuck with my girl again!

U wanna meet up and discuss this personally man to man call me when I'm back and name time and place!

Uncle joon approved
Lawrence of Arabia 

::)
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: ChristopherA on March 02, 2014, 06:40:02 AM
mate dont fuck off to protect me

scared as i am

lets play this out  :-*
I can smell your fear from here in the US. Get a hold of yourself, a simple apology to Uncle Scooner should suffice. Lest his rage is already full blown then you're on your own
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: bigmc on March 02, 2014, 06:42:57 AM
I can smell your fear from here in the US. Get a hold of yourself, a simple apology to Uncle Scooner should suffice. Lest his rage is already full blown then you're on your own


he posted a pretty bad ass video


where he was lying on a heavy bag

looks like a guy that is no stranger to throwing hands
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: _aj_ on March 02, 2014, 06:51:41 AM
Hands will be thrown.
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: ChristopherA on March 02, 2014, 06:52:11 AM

he posted a pretty bad ass video


where he was lying on a heavy bag

looks like a guy that is no stranger to throwing hands
I wish I could dig up the thread Sev started. Had some vids of a boxer he wanted Che to see. Our resident expert in the sweet science had some real gems critiquing the boxer. Something about how the boxer couldn't expect to make those mistakes "against someone of his caliber" and not get knocked out. How grand the life of a mogul businessman, world class poker player, and all around bad guy must be. Currently booking a flight to the UK as we speak, my son must meet him
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: Simple Simon on March 02, 2014, 08:09:26 AM

Fuck you! I extended hand of friendship to you from start! I told you you could call me anytime you wanted to! Said would be happy to go out and have drinks whenever! Told you I appreciated you look out for my girl and being protective about her (just like i would have done)

You still slagged me off ever time! Called me psycho stalker, made fun of my x!

Still i left it!

You think i didn't read ever single one of your pms!???

Still i left it!

Said fuck it! I'll be the bigger man!

Told you million times no one trolled you and i spoke truth 100 percent all the time!

I gave u chances!

Now I'm telling you point blank!

Ever try and come between me and my girl again and you will get your tupence!

I ain't sort of geezer to make threats in public!

Im sorta geezer to make phone calls in private!

Don't get confused by the nice guy personality!!

I can me the most vicious cuunt you ever met u wished u didnt!


U lucky u got me on Johnny walker!

I got nothing against you! Actually thought u alright geezer!

Talk all shit u want here i don't care!

Don't ever fuck with my girl again!

U wanna meet up and discuss this personally man to man call me when I'm back and name time and place!

Uncle joon approved
Lawrence of Arabia  


"Hand of friendship"   ::) Struth, what a fucking idiot, you kept PMing me to be friends when I told you three times to fuck off and stop bothering me.
It got to the point I had to block you FFS.
Why the constant desire to be accepted by everyone, grow the fuck up you juvenile prick, its a forum where people come to take the piss and have a laugh and maybe learn something if needed.

You have just come to take the piss, you have even invested money in a load of GH and gear that you never intended to take, what the fucks wrong with you?
At least when I came here to troll in a past life I told everyone up front what I was doing, people then had a choice to engage or not.

Even in the threads where you asked for advice you back flipped around pretending not to grasp what you were being told.

100% truth all the time, Bikinislut has already told us you troll, so shut the fuck up with that idiocy.

If you want to fit in here you have to play the game and not be a prick, trust me I know from experience.
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: Simple Simon on March 02, 2014, 09:14:24 AM

he posted a pretty bad ass video


where he was lying on a heavy bag


looks like a guy that is no stranger to throwing hands
I thought Bikinislut was slim?
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: Simple Simon on March 02, 2014, 09:30:37 AM
You what guys its true, i lied about everything including bikini! Was all a fantasy in my head! Im not in Dubai at all, I live in a council flat in barnet!

This was sorta fantasy thing for me otherwise boring life

Bikini told truth all time.

I don't weight train or lift either! Used to ages ago but not no more!

This my last post

Take care was fun


Bye

Awwww…what a shame.

Bye, dont start cutting yourself now.
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: _aj_ on March 02, 2014, 09:38:33 AM
I am constantly amazed at the folks that let this shit get to them. Unless these histrionics are just more trolling... :-\
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: Simple Simon on March 02, 2014, 09:48:39 AM
I am constantly amazed at the folks that let this shit get to them. Unless these histrionics are just more trolling... :-\
It cant be, Uncle Junior NEVER lies.   ;D
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: gee38 on March 02, 2014, 10:03:48 AM
hold on so you mean to say your not an invincible MMA powerhouse with an 'on tap' supply of HGH who runs an IT company travelling round the globe while taking down high profile poker players at night.

I have to say I am shocked.
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: bigmc on March 02, 2014, 10:14:08 AM
You what guys its true, i lied about everything including bikini! Was all a fantasy in my head! Im not in Dubai at all, I live in a council flat in barnet!

This was sorta fantasy thing for me otherwise boring life

Bikini told truth all time.

I don't weight train or lift either! Used to ages ago but not no more!

This my last post

Take care was fun


Bye

im starting to like this guy  ;D
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: ChopperRider on March 02, 2014, 11:34:13 AM
hold on so you mean to say your not an invincible MMA powerhouse with an 'on tap' supply of HGH who runs an IT company travelling round the globe while taking down high profile poker players at night.

I have to say I am shocked.

If you don't stop harassing the poor little man, he will start a "Delete My Account" thread.

Ooooops.....nevermind.
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: gee38 on March 02, 2014, 11:37:07 AM
I know thats standard practice for most invincible playboys. its how they roll!
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: ChopperRider on March 02, 2014, 11:37:56 AM
I know thats standard practice for most invincible playboys. its how they roll!

That guy would suck many cocks for peer acceptance.
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: bigmc on March 02, 2014, 11:38:35 AM
I know thats standard practice for most invincible playboys. its how they roll!

he is going to spend a million on getting me wasted

poor economics

there are plenty of guys i know would do it for 5k
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: Simple Simon on March 02, 2014, 11:39:16 AM
he is going to spend a million on getting me wasted

poor economics

there are plenty of guys i know would do it for 5k

Link?   ;D
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: ChopperRider on March 02, 2014, 11:41:21 AM
he is going to spend a million on getting me wasted

poor economics

there are plenty of guys i know would do it for 5k

The Mexican that does my yard work would bury you, and your wife beside you in the desert,  for $500.
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: bigmc on March 02, 2014, 11:42:21 AM
Link?   ;D

lmao  ;D
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: Simple Simon on March 02, 2014, 11:42:55 AM
The Mexican that does my yard work would bury you, and your wife beside you in the desert,  for $500.
But too dumb to ask for the money up front.   :)
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: bigmc on March 02, 2014, 11:45:05 AM
The Mexican that does my yard work would bury you, and your wife beside you in the desert,  for $500.

maybe for a million bucks

you get the mexican army

not sure how they would get past immigration though
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: Ronnie Rep on March 02, 2014, 11:46:20 AM
Bikini smitten with an internet troll/stalker. :)
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: Simple Simon on March 02, 2014, 11:52:19 AM
Bikini smitten with an internet troll/stalker. :)
He wasnt a troll, he always told the truth, he was a genuine guy, Bikini saw an opportunity to get a few freebies, not a good trait really.
Maybe Arces thread tempted her to the dark side.   :)
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: ChopperRider on March 02, 2014, 12:37:54 PM
But too dumb to ask for the money up front.   :)

Brother, if you want to stiff MS-13 for $500, you know not of what you speak.
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: ChopperRider on March 02, 2014, 12:39:52 PM
maybe for a million bucks

you get the mexican army

not sure how they would get past immigration though

Same way the Russian gangs take over
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on March 02, 2014, 12:41:40 PM
uncle joon was not exactly mentally sane.
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: ChopperRider on March 02, 2014, 12:45:26 PM
uncle joon was not exactly mentally sane.

Or masculine.

Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: Simple Simon on March 02, 2014, 12:47:19 PM
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-CwuxxBNPw_w/Ug-Ws0VLl8I/AAAAAAAAAVM/FKbcaOyBzLs/s1600/example.png)
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on March 02, 2014, 12:48:54 PM
Or masculine.



in his own words, he was asexual. In my opinion, he likely had a strong lust for the cock.
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: ChopperRider on March 02, 2014, 12:55:30 PM
in his own words, he was asexual. In my opinion, he likely had a strong lust for the cock.

Buy-sexual with a thirst for steaming hot man load.
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: forillagorilla on March 02, 2014, 04:07:45 PM
he is going to spend a million on getting me wasted

poor economics

there are plenty of guys i know would do it for 5k

You know no one of the sort. You fucking pussies trying to sound tuff don't even give me a laugh - you are yet another fat fuck that would grovel and piss yourself if you ever had the misfortune of being unable to run from conflict
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: ChopperRider on March 02, 2014, 04:18:34 PM
You know no one of the sort. You fucking pussies trying to sound tuff don't even give me a laugh - you are yet another fat fuck that would grovel and piss yourself if you ever had the misfortune of being unable to run from conflict

Oh my...

An anonymous internet tough guy.

What a rare species.
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: Icelord on March 02, 2014, 04:30:13 PM
I found Uncle Junior's other video channel with a film of him doing what he does best.

http://oldmangaydaddy.com/thecockchurch-none-stop-loads-collection-324247.html (http://oldmangaydaddy.com/thecockchurch-none-stop-loads-collection-324247.html)
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: galeniko on March 02, 2014, 04:38:05 PM
You know no one of the sort. You fucking pussies trying to sound tuff don't even give me a laugh - you are yet another fat fuck that would grovel and piss yourself if you ever had the misfortune of being unable to run from conflict
hoho, the imperator-conqurator of the lands has spoken

Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: gee38 on March 02, 2014, 04:48:07 PM
forilla gorilla

like all leaders of men

registered in 2006 and waited 7 YEARS TO POST


almost like to the untrained eye he could be a gimmick someone who has been run off here's gimmick. couldn't be could it?? that would be unheard of on the internet


speak up 'marine'

0/10- shit attempt to create an persona, a shit persona and an even shitter way to build a character.


now the odds


uncle junior- 5/1
shitstain-  100/30
pillowtalk- 11/2


take your pick kids
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: visualizeperfection on March 02, 2014, 04:51:12 PM
I found Uncle Junior's other video channel with a film of him doing what he does best.

http://oldmangaydaddy.com/thecockchurch-none-stop-loads-collection-324247.html (http://oldmangaydaddy.com/thecockchurch-none-stop-loads-collection-324247.html)

how did you find this video.

most brutal outing in the history of getbig
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: Icelord on March 02, 2014, 04:54:45 PM
how did you find this video.

most brutal outing in the history of getbig
Received a PM from someone who thought they recognized him after he posted a video of himself in sunglasses in that Shizzo thread last week.
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: gee38 on March 02, 2014, 04:56:48 PM
not opening that

are you saying uncle joon is a gay porn semen receptacle?
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: Icelord on March 02, 2014, 04:59:04 PM
not opening that

are you saying uncle joon is a gay porn semen receptacle?
Yeah, exactly
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: gee38 on March 02, 2014, 05:00:22 PM
how did he find the time in between the IT company, the MMA career, the poker, the global visits to bikini slut etc etc etc?


he must keep a very tight diary
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: visualizeperfection on March 02, 2014, 05:02:14 PM
how did he find the time in between the IT company, the MMA career, the poker, the global visits to bikini slut etc etc etc?


he must keep a very tight diary

I dont think anything about this uncle junior character is very tight.
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: galeniko on March 02, 2014, 05:10:38 PM
how did you find this video.

most brutal outing in the history of getbig
i clicked on tht :-X

but seriously they look nothng alike or am i missing something? ???
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: Icelord on March 02, 2014, 05:11:25 PM
i clicked on tht :-X

but seriously they look nothng alike or am i missing something? ???
He used to be 30-40lbs heavier. Those vids aren't very recent, but easily Google-able.
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: visualizeperfection on March 02, 2014, 05:14:46 PM
i clicked on tht :-X

but seriously they look nothng alike or am i missing something? ???

Haha.

Maybe he was saying that their "technique" looks similar.
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: ChopperRider on March 02, 2014, 05:20:08 PM
He used to be 30-40lbs heavier. Those vids aren't very recent, but easily Google-able.

I'm not clicking the link, but is it really Uncle Storyteller in a gay porno?
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: Icelord on March 02, 2014, 05:21:26 PM
I'm not clicking the link, but is it really Uncle Storyteller in a gay porno?
I can't verify that. I'd have to ask the person who sent me the link. But with the sunglasses, there's a very strong resemblance to his Shizzo videos, minus the bloat. And it would seem to support his curiously effeminate interaction with Bikinislut on the board.
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: ChopperRider on March 02, 2014, 05:52:59 PM
I can't verify that. I'd have to ask the person who sent me the link. But with the sunglasses, there's a very strong resemblance to his Shizzo videos, minus the bloat. And it would seem to support his curiously effeminate interaction with Bikinislut on the board.

Post the video then.

Getbig will figure it out - they know their gay porn.
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: Icelord on March 02, 2014, 05:58:20 PM
Post the video then.

Getbig will figure it out - they know their gay porn.
He took them all down.

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=518787.msg7350484#msg7350484 (http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=518787.msg7350484#msg7350484)
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on March 02, 2014, 06:05:05 PM
how did you find this video.

most brutal outing in the history of getbig

If this is true, that's certainly epic.....

But Steve Namat got exposed in a similar manner not too long ago.

Either way, what a weird bunch this site attracts
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: visualizeperfection on March 02, 2014, 06:12:17 PM
If this is true, that's certainly epic.....

But Steve Namat got exposed in a similar manner not too long ago.

Either way, what a weird bunch this site attracts

yeah. no shit.

there are some solid dudes here, there are also a shit ton of sideshow freaks, fags, delusionites, and socially awkward future serial killers.
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: AVBG on March 02, 2014, 06:29:32 PM
Shame on him  :-X
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: galeniko on March 02, 2014, 06:32:18 PM
Shame on him  :-X
i dont know he looks like hes fully enjoying it.

but i dont think its him, when bloat ,junior looked totaly different.

im not saying having something with bikinislut is any less gay or something.just doubting its him
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: Icelord on March 02, 2014, 06:35:38 PM
i dont know he looks like hes fully enjoying it.

but i dont think its him, when bloat ,junior looked totaly different.

im not saying having something with bikinislut is any less gay or something.just doubting its him
Mate, I don't know if it's him. I got sent that via PM the same way you said hello to me via PM two weeks ago or teh_boob did the other night asking me where I came from. Sometimes people just say hello and share info, you know?

But you must admit a resemblance between that guy in the video and Junior in sunglasses. That he took down all his videos is also highly suspect. But hey, if he prefers men, that's okay. He certainly acted highly feminine on here when he was suggesting he'd castrate himself chemically with Nolvadex and was going to delete over and over. I just wish he'd come back and post normally again, but that seems to bore him after a few days and he goes on another fatalistic door-slamming trip.
Title: Re: Fake tales of uncle junior
Post by: SuperSupplements on March 02, 2014, 07:07:40 PM
Unlce junior has the cutest avatar leave him alone  :)