Fake tales of uncle junior

[bigmc]

i just dialled his mobile he is still in the uk

where you at son

[Henda]

At first his shit was amusing but the pretend online relationship with bikinislut was a bit much. Didnt expect bikinislut to go along with his shit either, shes a decent member and normally detests attention whoring.
Fuck knows what the real story is.

[Simple Simon]

i just dialled his mobile he is still in the uk

where you at son

Lol
Gotta get up early to get the better of bigmc.  

Junior is busted now.
He wont recover.

[Rascal full]

I read somewhere he was going to Dubai but in another thread SimplesSimon said he was going to meet Bikinislut?

 

[BikiniSlut]

At first his shit was amusing but the pretend online relationship with bikinislut was a bit much. Didnt expect bikinislut to go along with his shit either, shes a decent member and normally detests attention whoring.
Fuck knows what the real story is.

Stop it.

I can't control what Uncle Junior says or spews out. I've had people calling me a man for years....some choose to believe it, others don't. You guys will believe what entertains you the most.

But I do know this about Uncle Junior....he's not an off the wall stalker like I originally suspected. He just seems to be one of those characters that really live life to the fullest. Almost like a Cosmo Kramer although much more successful in his career.

I have just very recently started talking to UJ off of this board. Just to make it clear NO WE'RE NOT GETTING MARRIED BLAH BLAH BLAH. Not engaged....never had sex.....etc. And it was MY idea......not his..... so you could coin me as the stalker because I requested the phone conversation.  

His gift really weighed on my mind and I decided I really should give him a genuine voice to voice thank you.

When talking to him he is extremely polite, very kind and more soft spoken than his character on this board. He also enjoys his trolling which he'll fully admit.

I am not in Dubai with him; he is not flying to Canada to see me and I am not flying out to England. Although I do believe he is in Dubai because he texted me some pictures of the business district and beach.

So I hope this clears things up.

If you want to believe we troll together or are getting married and what not you can; it doesn't bother me and it probably pleases him haha.

But as a genuine real person the guy seems awesome and I also believe he would drop everything he was doing if somebody on this board needed some sort of help whether it be financial, emotional, etc. Even the really "trolly" members. He actually really wanted to encourage Shizzo to get to a better place.

Getbig can be many things....it can be a place for people to bullshit with the safe confines of internet anonymity; it can be a place where people involved in the world of bodybuilding meet and connect with other people involved in the sport; it can be a place where people come to find out latest gossip in bodybuilding news; it can be a place where people meet others that have the same interests and so on and so on.

UJ is the first person I've talked to on the phone. I've met other members and readers/lurkers at shows. It's a small world....especially in this cultish sport.

[Simple Simon]

He also enjoys his trolling which he'll fully admit.

Now you have really outed him.  

"Uncle junior never lies, uncle junior is a genuine bloke"

Fucking asswipe that he is.  

But as a genuine real person the guy seems awesome and I also believe he would drop everything he was doing if somebody on this board needed some sort of help whether it be financial, emotional, etc. Even the really "trolly" members.

Wonder how much thats going to cost him?

[ChopperRider]

Stop it.

I can't control what Uncle Junior says or spews out. I've had people calling me a man for years....some choose to believe it, others don't. You guys will believe what entertains you the most.

But I do know this about Uncle Junior....he's not an off the wall stalker like I originally suspected. He just seems to be one of those characters that really live life to the fullest. Almost like a Cosmo Kramer although much more successful in his career.

I have just very recently started talking to UJ off of this board. Just to make it clear NO WE'RE NOT GETTING MARRIED BLAH BLAH BLAH. Not engaged....never had sex.....etc. And it was MY idea......not his..... so you could coin me as the stalker because I requested the phone conversation.  

His gift really weighed on my mind and I decided I really should give him a genuine voice to voice thank you.

When talking to him he is extremely polite, very kind and more soft spoken than his character on this board. He also enjoys his trolling which he'll fully admit.

I am not in Dubai with him; he is not flying to Canada to see me and I am not flying out to England. Although I do believe he is in Dubai because he texted me some pictures of the business district and beach.

So I hope this clears things up.

If you want to believe we troll together or are getting married and what not you can; it doesn't bother me and it probably pleases him haha.

But as a genuine real person the guy seems awesome and I also believe he would drop everything he was doing if somebody on this board needed some sort of help whether it be financial, emotional, etc. Even the really "trolly" members. He actually really wanted to encourage Shizzo to get to a better place.

Getbig can be many things....it can be a place for people to bullshit with the safe confines of internet anonymity; it can be a place where people involved in the world of bodybuilding meet and connect with other people involved in the sport; it can be a place where people come to find out latest gossip in bodybuilding news; it can be a place where people meet others that have the same interests and so on and so on.

UJ is the first person I've talked to on the phone. I've met other members and readers/lurkers at shows. It's a small world....especially in this cultish sport.

TL:PTPS

[Rascal full]

Fair play to Bikinislut for sticking up for her man!

I like Uncle J, dude never fails to make me laugh.

I don't think a little bit of friendly banter is gonna worry him.

[BikiniSlut]

Fair play to Bikinislut for sticking up for her man!

I like Uncle J, dude never fails to make me laugh.

I don't think a little bit of friendly banter is gonna worry him.

Oh no don't start on this again..........

He seems great though. I know he's seeing someone and if she's the lucky lady that lands him then good for her.

[el numero uno]

Stop it.

I can't control what Uncle Junior says or spews out. I've had people calling me a man for years....some choose to believe it, others don't. You guys will believe what entertains you the most.

But I do know this about Uncle Junior....he's not an off the wall stalker like I originally suspected. He just seems to be one of those characters that really live life to the fullest. Almost like a Cosmo Kramer although much more successful in his career.

I have just very recently started talking to UJ off of this board. Just to make it clear NO WE'RE NOT GETTING MARRIED BLAH BLAH BLAH. Not engaged....never had sex.....etc. And it was MY idea......not his..... so you could coin me as the stalker because I requested the phone conversation.  

His gift really weighed on my mind and I decided I really should give him a genuine voice to voice thank you.

When talking to him he is extremely polite, very kind and more soft spoken than his character on this board. He also enjoys his trolling which he'll fully admit.

I am not in Dubai with him; he is not flying to Canada to see me and I am not flying out to England. Although I do believe he is in Dubai because he texted me some pictures of the business district and beach.

So I hope this clears things up.

If you want to believe we troll together or are getting married and what not you can; it doesn't bother me and it probably pleases him haha.

But as a genuine real person the guy seems awesome and I also believe he would drop everything he was doing if somebody on this board needed some sort of help whether it be financial, emotional, etc. Even the really "trolly" members. He actually really wanted to encourage Shizzo to get to a better place.

Getbig can be many things....it can be a place for people to bullshit with the safe confines of internet anonymity; it can be a place where people involved in the world of bodybuilding meet and connect with other people involved in the sport; it can be a place where people come to find out latest gossip in bodybuilding news; it can be a place where people meet others that have the same interests and so on and so on.

UJ is the first person I've talked to on the phone. I've met other members and readers/lurkers at shows. It's a small world....especially in this cultish sport.

Would you chat with me via Skpye to practice my english? 

[Rascal full]

Oh no don't start on this again..........

He seems great though. I know he's seeing someone and if she's the lucky lady that lands him then good for her.

He is never gonna do roids though I am sure of that. Not that I give a fuck but it's blatantly obvious.

Much too proud of his natty 'status' if there is such a thing.

[ChristopherA]

He is never gonna do roids though I am sure of that. Not that I give a fuck but it's blatantly obvious.

Much too proud of his natty 'status' if there is such a thing.

Who, by his claim, reads and memorize's Duchaine's Underground Handbook as a teen yet doesn't juice . Researches the subject nonstop, interacts in topics about it, constantly judges bb's "natty" status. Apparently has a cache, seen the pics, of high quality gear and pharma gh? Always an excuse why he doesn't start and how he will soon because "he can just tell he will respond awesome." Def trolling and deep down is afraid the gear won't overcome his shut genetics cause then what will his excuse be for looking like shit

[Henda]

Stop it.

I can't control what Uncle Junior says or spews out. I've had people calling me a man for years....some choose to believe it, others don't. You guys will believe what entertains you the most.

But I do know this about Uncle Junior....he's not an off the wall stalker like I originally suspected. He just seems to be one of those characters that really live life to the fullest. Almost like a Cosmo Kramer although much more successful in his career.

I have just very recently started talking to UJ off of this board. Just to make it clear NO WE'RE NOT GETTING MARRIED BLAH BLAH BLAH. Not engaged....never had sex.....etc. And it was MY idea......not his..... so you could coin me as the stalker because I requested the phone conversation.  

His gift really weighed on my mind and I decided I really should give him a genuine voice to voice thank you.

When talking to him he is extremely polite, very kind and more soft spoken than his character on this board. He also enjoys his trolling which he'll fully admit.

I am not in Dubai with him; he is not flying to Canada to see me and I am not flying out to England. Although I do believe he is in Dubai because he texted me some pictures of the business district and beach.

So I hope this clears things up.

If you want to believe we troll together or are getting married and what not you can; it doesn't bother me and it probably pleases him haha.

But as a genuine real person the guy seems awesome and I also believe he would drop everything he was doing if somebody on this board needed some sort of help whether it be financial, emotional, etc. Even the really "trolly" members. He actually really wanted to encourage Shizzo to get to a better place.

Getbig can be many things....it can be a place for people to bullshit with the safe confines of internet anonymity; it can be a place where people involved in the world of bodybuilding meet and connect with other people involved in the sport; it can be a place where people come to find out latest gossip in bodybuilding news; it can be a place where people meet others that have the same interests and so on and so on.

UJ is the first person I've talked to on the phone. I've met other members and readers/lurkers at shows. It's a small world....especially in this cultish sport.

thanks for clearing that up. My post was never meant as a dig at you. Its sometimes days between reading getbig and didnt know the full story. 

[Skorp1o]

I like uncle joon, he's a nice guy and provides some strange pieces of entertainment. I do think he likes to stir shit a little but I think he does so for entertainment purposes.

However, I can see how some members can get irrate, as he sits on the fence between trolling and being nice...truth is, we will nenevrr know the full truth about Joon.

[Simple Simon]

I like uncle joon, he's a nice guy and provides some strange pieces of entertainment. I do think he likes to stir shit a little but I think he does so for entertainment purposes.

However, I can see how some members can get irrate, as he sits on the fence between trolling and being nice...truth is, we will nenevrr know the full truth about Joon.

[bigmc]

so bikini isnt juniors e girlfriend

more like an e prostitute

playing along for gifts

pretty low if you ask me

[Roger Bacon]

Oh no don't start on this again..........

He seems great though. I know he's seeing someone and if she's the lucky lady that lands him then good for her.

Yeah... Okay Booty  

I think Uncle Junior is her gimmick account, An alarm is going off inside my lizard brain.

[Simple Simon]

so bikini isnt juniors e girlfriend

more like an e prostitute

playing along for gifts

pretty low if you ask me

Thats about it in a nutshell, a bit embarrassing really, accept the gifts and play along whilst never intending anything to go any further.
She had it spelled out to her earlier that you shouldn't accept gifts from people if you dont share the same level of affection.
Once she knew how junior felt then that should have been the end of it, unless she felt the same way of course.

[bigmc]

Thats about it in a nutshell, a bit embarrassing really, accept the gifts and play along whilst never intending anything to go any further.
She had it spelled out to her earlier that you shouldn't accept gifts from people if you dont share the same level of affection.
Once she knew how junior felt then that should have been the end of it, unless she felt the same way of course.

i want to know what is the dif between skyping for gifts

and web camming 

[BikiniSlut]

Thats about it in a nutshell, a bit embarrassing really, accept the gifts and play along whilst never intending anything to go any further.
She had it spelled out to her earlier that you shouldn't accept gifts from people if you dont share the same level of affection.
Once she knew how junior felt then that should have been the end of it, unless she felt the same way of course.

Haha......I'm beginning to see why everybody thinks your an idiot......no offense...I don't mean to offend you....it's just that everybody else seems to understand his trolling except for you. You honestly think he's "for real".  

Did you miss the part where I said UJ already has someone? Perhaps it was that someone that actually chose this gift???

I can't tell if you are just pretending to be ignorant or if you really don't get it by now.

[Simple Simon]

Haha......I'm beginning to see why everybody thinks your an idiot......no offense...I don't mean to offend you....it's just that everybody else seems to understand his trolling except for you. You honestly think he's "for real".  

Did you miss the part where I said UJ already has someone? Perhaps it was that someone that actually chose this gift???

I can't tell if you are just pretending to be ignorant or if you really don't get it by now.

Really?
Look back at his threads, a lot of people were actually giving him genuine advice and taking him seriously, the guy has just spit all that advice back in their faces if you are now saying he's always been trolling.

I thought you were meant to be his friend, you certainly aren't doing him any favours at the moment.

[bigmc]

Really?
Look back at his threads, a lot of people were actually giving him genuine advice and taking him seriously, the guy has just spit all that advice back in their faces if you are now saying he's always been trolling.

I thought you were meant to be his friend, you certainly aren't doing him any favours at the moment.

they were both trying to troll me via pm

bikini should hold her hands up and just admit she was trolling everyone

bit late to take the high ground

especially as she has been accepting gifts from an anonymous troll on the internetz

[BikiniSlut]

Really?
Look back at his threads, a lot of people were actually giving him genuine advice and taking him seriously, the guy has just spit all that advice back in their faces if you are now saying he's always been trolling.

I thought you were meant to be his friend, you certainly aren't doing him any favours at the moment.

I'm almost positive his threads looking for advice are genuine.  

Once again....you have to be able to discern the "trolling" threads from the "genuine" threads.

I have never said that he "always trolls".....but come on and use some common sense. When he says something like "I am going to fly to Canada to see bikinislut tomorrow" do you really think that is serious?   Sadly a lot of people actually do. Just look at the logistics alone ffs.   That....is trolling. We all do it. However I'm going to say UJ is an expert troller simply because he gets so many people riled up. Shizzo did as well but Shizzo wasn't nearly as entertaining imo.  

I've stated more than once that I wish to fuck TBombz.....I'm TROLLING. I do not actually wish to go fuck someone that has the aidz or lives in a car or has a drug problem.

However many of my posts are just chitter chatter about the sport of bodybuilding which I love. Hence me being here.

Can you REALLY not see the difference?

Also are you UKJeff like everyone says???

[BikiniSlut]

they were both trying to troll me via pm

bikini should hold her hands up and just admit she was trolling everyone

bit late to take the high ground

especially as she has been accepting gifts from an anonymous troll on the internetz

Honestly I have no idea why you still think I was trolling you. Junior I understand. But me? I can't actually believe you just posted this. I'm glad I know though. Thanks for your obvious "genuine" concern. 

[bigmc]

Honestly I have no idea why you still think I was trolling you. Junior I understand. But me? I can't actually believe you just posted this. I'm glad I know though. Thanks for your obvious "genuine" concern. 

calm down princess

im just fucking with you

send me your p o box and il arrange some "gifts" for you