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Hypothetical scenario:
An anonymous billionaire is privately funding this. You will never meet them. They are not filming or recording any aspect of this; they simply enjoy knowing they have this kind of power.
Each day you are woken up by a man peeing on you. This man has been hired by the billionaire to pee on you. They are regularly checked by doctors to make sure they are healthy and infection-free. Regardless, urine is sterile. Stinky, but harmless.
As soon as the pee hits your face (and oh yes, he'll aim for the face) you can jump out of bed and go to the shower. While you are showering the man who pees on you will switch your mattress, put on new sheets and leave $300 in cash on your dining room table.
The above situation will happen every single day for the rest of your life until one evening you decide you do not want to be peed on the next morning and cancel. Then it can never start again. Ever.
A few conditions:
-You may have as much or as little interaction with the man who pees as you want
-The man who pees will act as an alarm clock/wake-up call. You can tell him to begin peeing at 6:30am and that's exactly when he will start.
-If you share the bed with someone he will be aiming for you. Spashback onto the sleeping partner is a possibility.
-If you go on vacation he travels as well. He will typically stay in the hotel room next to yours.
Barring a once-in-a-lifetime emergency("My water broke!"), you must be peed on in the morning. This means if you wake up a few moments before your alarm was to go off you must lay there until the first drop of piss hits you. You can have a conversation with the man who pees if you like. Or simply maintain the world's most awkward eye-contact.
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Hmm this might work out well, I have a rough time getting out of bed in the morning
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Hmm this might work out well, I have a rough time getting out of bed in the morning
don't I know it
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Hypothetical scenario:
An anonymous billionaire is privately funding this. You will never meet them. They are not filming or recording any aspect of this; they simply enjoy knowing they have this kind of power.
Each day you are woken up by a man peeing on you. This man has been hired by the billionaire to pee on you. They are regularly checked by doctors to make sure they are healthy and infection-free. Regardless, urine is sterile. Stinky, but harmless.
As soon as the pee hits your face (and oh yes, he'll aim for the face) you can jump out of bed and go to the shower. While you are showering the man who pees on you will switch your mattress, put on new sheets and leave $300 in cash on your dining room table.
The above situation will happen every single day for the rest of your life until one evening you decide you do not want to be peed on the next morning and cancel. Then it can never start again. Ever.
A few conditions:
-You may have as much or as little interaction with the man who pees as you want
-The man who pees will act as an alarm clock/wake-up call. You can tell him to begin peeing at 6:30am and that's exactly when he will start.
-If you share the bed with someone he will be aiming for you. Spashback onto the sleeping partner is a possibility.
-If you go on vacation he travels as well. He will typically stay in the hotel room next to yours.
Barring a once-in-a-lifetime emergency("My water broke!"), you must be peed on in the morning. This means if you wake up a few moments before your alarm was to go off you must lay there until the first drop of piss hits you. You can have a conversation with the man who pees if you like. Or simply maintain the world's most awkward eye-contact.
This is either brilliant or retarded lmfao
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Some research has demonstrated that urine is not sterile.
Study debunks common myth that urine is sterile
Date:
April 9, 2012
Source:
Loyola University Health System
Summary:
Researchers have determined that bacteria are present in the bladders of some healthy women, which discredits the common belief that normal urine is sterile.
Researchers have determined that bacteria are present in the bladders of some healthy women, which discredits the common belief that normal urine is sterile. These findings were published in the April issue of the Journal of Clinical Microbiology by researchers at Loyola University Chicago Stritch School of Medicine (SSOM).
"Doctors have been trained to believe that urine is germ-free," said Linda Brubaker, MD, MS, dean, SSOM. "However, these findings challenge this notion, so this research may have positive implications for how we treat patients with urinary tract conditions in the future."
This study evaluated urine specimens of women who had symptoms consistent with a urinary tract infection (UTI), but were free of known UTIs. Urine samples were collected from standard urination, through a catheter, or from a thin needle inserted into the abdomen while the women were under anesthesia for gynecologic surgery. The urine was analyzed using advanced DNA-based detection methods. These tests determined that the adult female bladder can contain certain forms of bacteria that are not identified by urine culture techniques that are typically used to diagnose UTIs.
"While urine cultures have been the gold standard to identify UTIs in the past, they have limited utility," said Alan Wolfe, PhD, co-author and professor of Microbiology and Immunology, SSOM. "They are not as effective as the DNA-based detection measures used in this study."
This study also looked at collection methods to test urine for bacteria. The results revealed that the standard method to catch urine in a cup poses problems, because bacteria from the vagina often contaminate these specimens. In contrast, urine collection using a catheter or a needle was effective and comparable between tests.
Loyola researchers now plan to determine which bacteria in the bladder are helpful and which are harmful. They also will look at how these bacteria interact with each other and with their host, and how we can use this information to help patients. This research is in line with a larger international effort that is underway to identify the core bacterial composition of a healthy human body. Researchers strive to correlate changes in the composition of bacterial communities in and on the body with certain diseases.
"Further studies are needed to determine if the bacteria found in the bladders of women in this study are relevant to urinary tract conditions," Dr. Brubaker said. "If that is the case, these studies could make it possible to identify women who are at-risk for these conditions, which may change how we manage patients."
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Hypothetical scenario:
An anonymous billionaire is privately funding this. You will never meet them. They are not filming or recording any aspect of this; they simply enjoy knowing they have this kind of power.
Each day you are woken up by a man peeing on you. This man has been hired by the billionaire to pee on you. They are regularly checked by doctors to make sure they are healthy and infection-free. Regardless, urine is sterile. Stinky, but harmless.
As soon as the pee hits your face (and oh yes, he'll aim for the face) you can jump out of bed and go to the shower. While you are showering the man who pees on you will switch your mattress, put on new sheets and leave $300 in cash on your dining room table.
The above situation will happen every single day for the rest of your life until one evening you decide you do not want to be peed on the next morning and cancel. Then it can never start again. Ever.
A few conditions:
-You may have as much or as little interaction with the man who pees as you want
-The man who pees will act as an alarm clock/wake-up call. You can tell him to begin peeing at 6:30am and that's exactly when he will start.
-If you share the bed with someone he will be aiming for you. Spashback onto the sleeping partner is a possibility.
-If you go on vacation he travels as well. He will typically stay in the hotel room next to yours.
Barring a once-in-a-lifetime emergency("My water broke!"), you must be peed on in the morning. This means if you wake up a few moments before your alarm was to go off you must lay there until the first drop of piss hits you. You can have a conversation with the man who pees if you like. Or simply maintain the world's most awkward eye-contact.
I only need to know one thing...
HOW OLD IS HIM?
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I only need to know one thing...
HOW OLD IS HIM?
What does he look like?
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What does he look like?
And how big is his cock he is peeing on you with?
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What does he look like?
This
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What does he look like?
(http://27j69335adx010zfi19irzch0z.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Manfred_Neun_Photo.jpg)
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^^ decline
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Oooooo......yeeeahh...ok ay that's gonna be a no.
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$300 per day would not do it. I might sign up for $50,000 per day. For $100,000 per day I'd do it for sure.
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Too bad when I met R. Kelly I was already too old for him :'(
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Before or after taxes?
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I would do it if it was a chick...And setup like a job, kinda like man-whooring...That is after all a $100,000 per year job.
I have:
Sold electronics - $9 an hour
Sold motorcycles - $18k a year
Detailed motorcycles - $10 an hour
Made pizzas - $8 an hour
Washed dishes - $10 an hour
Made sub sandwiches - $8 an hour
Bussed tables - $4 an hour + tip share
Bouncer - $9 an hour
Security/door - $9 an hour
Welder - $10 an hour
Shipping clerk - $10 an hour
Maintenance - $10 an hour
Machine tech - $10 an hour
Assembly - $10 an hour
And more...
I have a problem with beta authority figures obviously which is why I QUIT every single one of those jobs...But clearly by this list you can tell that I and many other average Americans have done far worse things for FAR less money than get pissed on for 2 seconds for $100k a year..
So for $100k a year I would definitely show up to a woman's house, get geared up ( I assume I'd have to wear some leather/latex crap) , and let her piss in my face. Oh in a heart beat...100k a year..Oh yeah not even a judgement call...Fetish man whoring.
It goes without saying that if it has to be a dude in the scenario then fuck that.
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If you were a saint you would do this forever and donate the money to charity.
Personally being woken up by liquids being streamed onto my face would bring on a killing rampage, so I guess I could not do this more than one day.
I am more than willing to submit myself to all kinds of humiliation, just don't wake me up or I will fucking end you.
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Would let her piss straight in my mouth for hours.
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I piss on people and pay them nothing.
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Booty did it for free
Oh wait , that was shit not piss
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Hypothetical scenario:
An anonymous billionaire is privately funding this. You will never meet them. They are not filming or recording any aspect of this; they simply enjoy knowing they have this kind of power.
Each day you are woken up by a man peeing on you. This man has been hired by the billionaire to pee on you. They are regularly checked by doctors to make sure they are healthy and infection-free. Regardless, urine is sterile. Stinky, but harmless.
As soon as the pee hits your face (and oh yes, he'll aim for the face) you can jump out of bed and go to the shower. While you are showering the man who pees on you will switch your mattress, put on new sheets and leave $300 in cash on your dining room table.
The above situation will happen every single day for the rest of your life until one evening you decide you do not want to be peed on the next morning and cancel. Then it can never start again. Ever.
A few conditions:
-You may have as much or as little interaction with the man who pees as you want
-The man who pees will act as an alarm clock/wake-up call. You can tell him to begin peeing at 6:30am and that's exactly when he will start.
-If you share the bed with someone he will be aiming for you. Spashback onto the sleeping partner is a possibility.
-If you go on vacation he travels as well. He will typically stay in the hotel room next to yours.
Barring a once-in-a-lifetime emergency("My water broke!"), you must be peed on in the morning. This means if you wake up a few moments before your alarm was to go off you must lay there until the first drop of piss hits you. You can have a conversation with the man who pees if you like. Or simply maintain the world's most awkward eye-contact.
it depends
can i jerk off while he pee on me?
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Thread conclusion: Army of One has a fetish for being pissed on by an older man. He made this thread to find out if anyone else would do it in a hypotetical/impossible scenario, in order to appease some of the guilt he feels by wanting it for free. Even if one person replies yes, he will feel 1% less ashamed of himself and the thread is a success.
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Thread conclusion: Army of One has a fetish for being pissed on by an older man. He made this thread to find out if anyone else would do it in a hypotetical/impossible scenario, in order to appease some of the guilt he feels by wanting it for free. Even if one person replies yes, he will feel 1% less ashamed of himself and the thread is a success.
are you saying drowning in come likes his showers to be of the golden variety cyp
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"Drowning in come" lol ;D
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Anyone can earn more than that daily rate with a half decent career, and even if I didn't I would rather live on the streets and sleep under a bench then be a piss bucket for you ::) infact I would rather die.
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are you saying drowning in come likes his showers to be of the golden variety cyp
What i'm saying bigmc, is that salami in bum prefers his showers to be exactly 38 degress celcius and from a height of 3 feet
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What i'm saying bigmc, is that salami in bum prefers his showers to be exactly 38 degress celcius and from a height of 3 feet
are you in fact inferring that when swarming in chums says he is taking the piss on here, he isn't in fact making fun of people, he is imbibing his daily dose of urine straight from the tap
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are you in fact inferring that when swarming in chums says he is taking the piss on here, he isn't in fact making fun of people, he is imbibing his daily dose of urine straight from the tap
Hahaha yes bigmc, that it exactly the kind of filthy little piss pirate Embalmed in cum is!!!! Just last Halloween he was arrested in Hyde Park toilets for painting his entire naked body in a red ceramic tile camouflage, putting 'out of use - please piss on the floor' signs on all the urinals, and laying underneath them trying to disguise his 1" boner as a discarded cigarette butt
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(http://27j69335adx010zfi19irzch0z.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Manfred_Neun_Photo.jpg)
ROFL
I'm out
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ROFL
I'm out
Was only a matter of time before this confession 'Roger'
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Was only a matter of time before this confession 'Roger'
hahahaha!!!
Would love to be your brain
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On a subconscious level Ao1 is a homo of biblical/epic/legendary proportions.
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500$ and Im in
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Anyone can earn more than that daily rate with a half decent career, and even if I didn't I would rather live on the streets and sleep under a bench then be a piss bucket for you ::) infact I would rather die.
Yeah - but you could do both. The job and the getting pissed on.
Another $9k in the bank each month isn't to be sniffed at.
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Hypothetical scenario:
An anonymous billionaire is privately funding this. You will never meet them. They are not filming or recording any aspect of this; they simply enjoy knowing they have this kind of power.
Each day you are woken up by a man peeing on you. This man has been hired by the billionaire to pee on you. They are regularly checked by doctors to make sure they are healthy and infection-free. Regardless, urine is sterile. Stinky, but harmless.
As soon as the pee hits your face (and oh yes, he'll aim for the face) you can jump out of bed and go to the shower. While you are showering the man who pees on you will switch your mattress, put on new sheets and leave $300 in cash on your dining room table.
The above situation will happen every single day for the rest of your life until one evening you decide you do not want to be peed on the next morning and cancel. Then it can never start again. Ever.
A few conditions:
-You may have as much or as little interaction with the man who pees as you want
-The man who pees will act as an alarm clock/wake-up call. You can tell him to begin peeing at 6:30am and that's exactly when he will start.
-If you share the bed with someone he will be aiming for you. Spashback onto the sleeping partner is a possibility.
-If you go on vacation he travels as well. He will typically stay in the hotel room next to yours.
Barring a once-in-a-lifetime emergency("My water broke!"), you must be peed on in the morning. This means if you wake up a few moments before your alarm was to go off you must lay there until the first drop of piss hits you. You can have a conversation with the man who pees if you like. Or simply maintain the world's most awkward eye-contact.
Hypothetically speaking - is this a tax free $300 a day?
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Tax free and dry of piss
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Tax free and dry of piss
I'm in, but only if the guy is kept strictly on Sev's diet.
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I'm in, but only if the guy is kept strictly on Sev's diet.
Is there a backstory to your gif or was it just video from your lads night out Saturday on Clapham Common?
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Is there a backstory to your gif or was it just video from your lads night out Saturday on Clapham Common?
It's a snippet from some survelliance I was doing on Uncle Junior's loft.
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I would rather live on the streets and sleep under a bench then be a piss bucket for you.
You need to get a better understanding of the whole then/than thing. You said that you would like to sleep under a bench and then be a piss bucket.
I think what you meant is that you would rather sleep under a bench than be a piss bucket.
The way you wrote it you want to do both, first sleep then be a piss bucket. What I assume you meant is that you would rather do the first than to have the second happen.
It does make a difference. Hope this helps.
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cash money, no reporting to IRS. $1000 a day. $10000 on holidays and birthdays
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gross or net income?
cash = useless
cant buy a milion dollar home in cash
Ah. Unres you have mirrion dorrar.
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Thread conclusion: Army of One has a fetish for being pissed on by an older man. He made this thread to find out if anyone else would do it in a hypotetical/impossible scenario, in order to appease some of the guilt he feels by wanting it for free. Even if one person replies yes, he will feel 1% less ashamed of himself and the thread is a success.
AOO is so obviously gay it's comical
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Seriously dude, wtf is wrong with you. You can really tell how far someone is down the financial ladder by them thinking $300 is a lot.
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Shitso gets pissed on here daily for free.
...then begs for more!
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Seriously dude, wtf is wrong with you. You can really tell how far someone is down the financial ladder by them thinking $300 is a lot.
He is saying 2 minutes of piss in your face for
$300 x365 = $109,500 a year
cozy job
but ill personally pass
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Hypothetical scenario:
An anonymous billionaire is privately funding this. You will never meet them. They are not filming or recording any aspect of this; they simply enjoy knowing they have this kind of power.
Each day you are woken up by a man peeing on you. This man has been hired by the billionaire to pee on you. They are regularly checked by doctors to make sure they are healthy and infection-free. Regardless, urine is sterile. Stinky, but harmless.
As soon as the pee hits your face (and oh yes, he'll aim for the face) you can jump out of bed and go to the shower. While you are showering the man who pees on you will switch your mattress, put on new sheets and leave $300 in cash on your dining room table.
The above situation will happen every single day for the rest of your life until one evening you decide you do not want to be peed on the next morning and cancel. Then it can never start again. Ever.
A few conditions:
-You may have as much or as little interaction with the man who pees as you want
-The man who pees will act as an alarm clock/wake-up call. You can tell him to begin peeing at 6:30am and that's exactly when he will start.
-If you share the bed with someone he will be aiming for you. Spashback onto the sleeping partner is a possibility.
-If you go on vacation he travels as well. He will typically stay in the hotel room next to yours.
Barring a once-in-a-lifetime emergency("My water broke!"), you must be peed on in the morning. This means if you wake up a few moments before your alarm was to go off you must lay there until the first drop of piss hits you. You can have a conversation with the man who pees if you like. Or simply maintain the world's most awkward eye-contact.
retirement age - easy money
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Seriously dude, wtf is wrong with you. You can really tell how far someone is down the financial ladder by them thinking $300 is a lot.
Exactly, you could probably get these guys to suck you off for $20.
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He is saying 2 minutes of piss in your face for
$300 x365 = $109,500 a year
cozy job
but ill personally pass
I make much more than that, and do it by proverbially pissing on other people everyday
Exactly, you could probably get these guys to suck you off for $20.
Would love to be that $20
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I make much more than that, and do it by proverbially pissing on other people everyday
Would love to be that $20
Of course you do. ::)