How long would you let someone pee on you for $300 a day?

[BigCyp]

are you saying drowning in come likes his showers to be of the golden variety cyp

What i'm saying bigmc, is that salami in bum prefers his showers to be exactly 38 degress celcius and from a height of 3 feet

[bigmc]

What i'm saying bigmc, is that salami in bum prefers his showers to be exactly 38 degress celcius and from a height of 3 feet

are you in fact inferring that when swarming in chums says he is taking the piss on here, he isn't in fact making fun of people, he is imbibing his daily dose of urine straight from the tap

[BigCyp]

are you in fact inferring that when swarming in chums says he is taking the piss on here, he isn't in fact making fun of people, he is imbibing his daily dose of urine straight from the tap

Hahaha yes bigmc, that it exactly the kind of filthy little piss pirate Embalmed in cum is!!!! Just last Halloween he was arrested in Hyde Park toilets for painting his entire naked body in a red ceramic tile camouflage, putting 'out of use - please piss on the floor' signs on all the urinals, and laying underneath them trying to disguise his 1" boner as a discarded cigarette butt

[Roger Bacon]

ROFL

I'm out

[BigCyp]

ROFL

I'm out

Was only a matter of time before this confession 'Roger'

[Roger Bacon]

Was only a matter of time before this confession 'Roger'

hahahaha!!!

Would love to be your brain

[FermiDirac]

On a subconscious level Ao1 is a homo of biblical/epic/legendary proportions.

[Sophus]

500$ and Im in

[pedro01]

Anyone can earn more than that daily rate with a half decent career, and even if I didn't I would rather live on the streets and sleep under a bench then be a piss bucket for you   infact I would rather die.

Yeah - but you could do both. The job and the getting pissed on.

Another $9k in the bank each month isn't to be sniffed at.

[pedro01]

Hypothetical scenario:

An anonymous billionaire is privately funding this. You will never meet them. They are not filming or recording any aspect of this; they simply enjoy knowing they have this kind of power.

Each day you are woken up by a man peeing on you. This man has been hired by the billionaire to pee on you. They are regularly checked by doctors to make sure they are healthy and infection-free. Regardless, urine is sterile. Stinky, but harmless.

As soon as the pee hits your face (and oh yes, he'll aim for the face) you can jump out of bed and go to the shower. While you are showering the man who pees on you will switch your mattress, put on new sheets and leave $300 in cash on your dining room table.

The above situation will happen every single day for the rest of your life until one evening you decide you do not want to be peed on the next morning and cancel. Then it can never start again. Ever.

A few conditions:

-You may have as much or as little interaction with the man who pees as you want

-The man who pees will act as an alarm clock/wake-up call. You can tell him to begin peeing at 6:30am and that's exactly when he will start.

-If you share the bed with someone he will be aiming for you. Spashback onto the sleeping partner is a possibility.

-If you go on vacation he travels as well. He will typically stay in the hotel room next to yours.

Barring a once-in-a-lifetime emergency("My water broke!"), you must be peed on in the morning. This means if you wake up a few moments before your alarm was to go off you must lay there until the first drop of piss hits you. You can have a conversation with the man who pees if you like. Or simply maintain the world's most awkward eye-contact.

Hypothetically speaking - is this a tax free $300 a day?

[Army of One]

Tax free and dry of piss

[BigCyp]

Tax free and dry of piss

I'm in, but only if the guy is kept strictly on Sev's diet.

[Army of One]

I'm in, but only if the guy is kept strictly on Sev's diet.

Is there a backstory to your gif or was it just video from your lads night out Saturday on Clapham Common?

[BigCyp]

Is there a backstory to your gif or was it just video from your lads night out Saturday on Clapham Common?

It's a snippet from some survelliance I was doing on Uncle Junior's loft.

[Knooger]

I would rather live on the streets and sleep under a bench then be a piss bucket for you.

You need to get a better understanding of the whole then/than thing. You said that you would like to sleep under a bench and then be a piss bucket.

I think what you meant is that you would rather sleep under a bench than be a piss bucket.

The way you wrote it you want to do both, first sleep then be a piss bucket. What I assume you meant is that you would rather do the first than to have the second happen.

It does make a difference. Hope this helps.

[Nails]

[El Diablo Blanco]

cash money, no reporting to IRS. $1000 a day. $10000 on holidays and birthdays

[Novena]

.

[Tapeworm]

gross or net income?


cash = useless

cant buy a milion dollar home in cash

Ah.  Unres you have mirrion dorrar.

[Palpatine Q]

Thread conclusion: Army of One has a fetish for being pissed on by an older man. He made this thread to find out if anyone else would do it in a hypotetical/impossible scenario, in order to appease some of the guilt he feels by wanting it for free. Even if one person replies yes, he will feel 1% less ashamed of himself and the thread is a success.

AOO is so obviously gay it's comical

[Irongrip400]

Seriously dude, wtf is wrong with you.  You can really tell how far someone is down the financial ladder by them thinking $300 is a lot.

[CalvinH]

Shitso gets pissed on here daily for free.



...then begs for more!

[Nails]

Seriously dude, wtf is wrong with you.  You can really tell how far someone is down the financial ladder by them thinking $300 is a lot.

He is saying 2 minutes of piss in your face for

$300 x365 = $109,500 a year


cozy job

but ill personally pass

[bradistani]

Hypothetical scenario:

An anonymous billionaire is privately funding this. You will never meet them. They are not filming or recording any aspect of this; they simply enjoy knowing they have this kind of power.

Each day you are woken up by a man peeing on you. This man has been hired by the billionaire to pee on you. They are regularly checked by doctors to make sure they are healthy and infection-free. Regardless, urine is sterile. Stinky, but harmless.

As soon as the pee hits your face (and oh yes, he'll aim for the face) you can jump out of bed and go to the shower. While you are showering the man who pees on you will switch your mattress, put on new sheets and leave $300 in cash on your dining room table.

The above situation will happen every single day for the rest of your life until one evening you decide you do not want to be peed on the next morning and cancel. Then it can never start again. Ever.

A few conditions:

-You may have as much or as little interaction with the man who pees as you want

-The man who pees will act as an alarm clock/wake-up call. You can tell him to begin peeing at 6:30am and that's exactly when he will start.

-If you share the bed with someone he will be aiming for you. Spashback onto the sleeping partner is a possibility.

-If you go on vacation he travels as well. He will typically stay in the hotel room next to yours.

Barring a once-in-a-lifetime emergency("My water broke!"), you must be peed on in the morning. This means if you wake up a few moments before your alarm was to go off you must lay there until the first drop of piss hits you. You can have a conversation with the man who pees if you like. Or simply maintain the world's most awkward eye-contact.

retirement age - easy money

[Knooger]

Seriously dude, wtf is wrong with you.  You can really tell how far someone is down the financial ladder by them thinking $300 is a lot.

Exactly, you could probably get these guys to suck you off for $20.