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Title: Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.
Post by: falco on March 06, 2014, 09:00:11 AM


PS: English is not my native language so i didn't understood jack about what he was saying.
Title: Re: Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.
Post by: gee38 on March 06, 2014, 09:04:08 AM
so cswol now looks like he doesn't train.

this from the guy who is stepping onstage this summer at 245 ripped. however you frame it - epic fail.
Title: Re: Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.
Post by: alabama ftw on March 06, 2014, 09:04:35 AM


PS: English is not my native language so i didn't understood jack about what he was saying.
Only black americans understands him.
Title: Re: Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.
Post by: Army of One on March 06, 2014, 09:05:07 AM
I'm English speaking and I didn't understand him, brutal 2 inch rom
Title: Re: Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.
Post by: njflex on March 06, 2014, 09:06:15 AM


PS: English is not my native language so i didn't understood jack about what he was saying.
he' lost ton of weight and turned into vanilla ice...
Title: Re: Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.
Post by: Mawse on March 06, 2014, 09:07:27 AM
All those years of ifbb sized cycles weren't wasted, slabs of lean hard muscle popping out the shirt now the fat has gone.

Thank you for sharing that inspirational video with the group.
Title: Re: Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.
Post by: pedro01 on March 06, 2014, 09:09:02 AM
I'm English speaking and I didn't understand him, brutal 2 inch rom

I'm English speaking and I'm from England, so I consider myself somewhat of an expert and I have no fucking clue what he's saying.
Title: Re: Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.
Post by: wes on March 06, 2014, 09:09:32 AM


PS: English is not my native language so i didn't understood jack about what he was saying.
LOL  ;D

This nitwit used to PM me on Mayhem and meltdown about how he`d out train me!

I`d bury this clown on any movement ever created simmply because every exercise I do is performed correctly.

I`ll give him props on losing all that useless adipose tissue,but he still sucks at training hard,or training correctly.

Epic delusions of grandeur.  :(
Title: Re: Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.
Post by: gee38 on March 06, 2014, 09:10:28 AM
when he was completely deluded about his size and competing was he using big dosages?? REALLY?

Title: Re: Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.
Post by: galeniko on March 06, 2014, 09:11:57 AM
rom still the same ;D

i like how he moves the limbs while talking, just like black hiphop folks typicaly do

 ;D

hes snow-vanila ice


when he was completely deluded about his size and competing was he using big dosages?? REALLY?


i have heard it was somewhere in the bostin loid range, no joke
Title: Re: Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.
Post by: Mawse on March 06, 2014, 09:12:47 AM
when he was completely deluded about his size and competing was he using big dosages?? REALLY?



Bottles a week. Seriously.
Title: Re: Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.
Post by: Kwon_2 on March 06, 2014, 09:17:47 AM
Toka Swola of Peace :D


Vanilla Ice-Lingo of Peace :D



Props to Swola for losing so much fat though!

Still don't understand why he is trying to talk like Hebrews
Title: Re: Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.
Post by: Necrosis on March 06, 2014, 09:21:48 AM
Why is he so narrow and small?

Did he lose weight to sickness? he was a big boi, hideous but big.
Title: Re: Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.
Post by: IronMeister on March 06, 2014, 09:25:43 AM
Dang, from cswole to csmall...

Title: Re: Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.
Post by: Kwon_2 on March 06, 2014, 09:27:41 AM
Hopefully, he will stay chealthy :D
Title: Re: Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.
Post by: irishdave on March 06, 2014, 09:35:30 AM
A lot of mentally ill people in the USA unfortunately

I remember he had a way better ROM on his pullup video at Venice...but his legs were obscured by the wall so he was probably lowering onto a box
Title: Re: Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.
Post by: dr.chimps on March 06, 2014, 09:36:51 AM
I'm embarrassed that I actually watched that. Wall-to-wall FAIL.   :-\
Title: Re: Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.
Post by: _aj_ on March 06, 2014, 09:38:53 AM
To bored to watch. How many "reps" did he get?
Title: Re: Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.
Post by: pedro01 on March 06, 2014, 09:39:08 AM
Actually - on the third listen I got (between gulps for air). I have done a translation

"This is CSWOL right here" (well fking obviously) -Hello
"Talking swoller" - I hope you are well
"New West Gang splitters" - I have some friends
"Retard records mmm the gym" - that have burnt some CDs mmmmmmm and exercise regularly
"I just got back from the gym before show start" - I got back from exercising before the show starts (may be wrongly translated as it does appear he is still exercising)
"This is how a real, a real workout goes" - I would like to share my exercise techniques with you, so that you can learn how to exercise properly
"We just started, we hit some pushups, now we gone hit some pullups" - we just did lots of really hard work off-cam and now me and my friends will do some pull ups to finish off
"This is how a G hits pullups" - This is how a girl does pull ups (open to other suggestions as to what a "G" might be)
"I usually walk round 300" I am normally morbidly obese, close to a heart attack
"But.. it don't matter how much I weigh, cause I can still do watch" I have been catabolic for 3 months, but I still have my eyesight
"this is how it's done for everybody out there" Small children are beginning to look appetising
"you want to get big, you think you doin it, let's do it" - I ate my pet dog, it was a Shih Tzu. I looked Swole next to it.
"huff.. pufff" - Meth is one helluva drug
"that's about 40 pullups on GP" I have been diagnosed with Dyscalculia
"I'll hit 60 no matter whut" - It's a terminal case
"That's how I done them with errr with an I.F. parawell what international"  - Where's the pipe? I am becoming incoherent
"You know what it is" You know what it is
"Errr toad swoler C Swoller New West Gang Splitters" -Thank you for watching my video
"Rick Hard Records" - ????

not sure if someone else can do better
Title: Re: Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.
Post by: Hulkotron on March 06, 2014, 09:45:56 AM
lol great work pedro
Title: Re: Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.
Post by: dr.chimps on March 06, 2014, 09:48:04 AM
Actually - on the third listen I got (between gulps for air). I have done a translation

"This is CSWOL right here" (well fking obviously) -Hello
"Talking swoller" - I hope you are well
"New West Gang splitters" - I have some friends
"Retard records mmm the gym" - that have burnt some CDs mmmmmmm and exercise regularly
"I just got back from the gym before show start" - I got back from exercising before the show starts (may be wrongly translated as it does appear he is still exercising)
"This is how a real, a real workout goes" - I would like to share my exercise techniques with you, so that you can learn how to exercise properly
"We just started, we hit some pushups, now we gone hit some pullups" - we just did lots of really hard work off-cam and now me and my friends will do some pull ups to finish off
"This is how a G hits pullups" - This is how a girl does pull ups (open to other suggestions as to what a "G" might be)
"I usually walk round 300" I am normally morbidly obese, close to a heart attack
"But.. it don't matter how much I weigh, cause I can still do watch" I have been catabolic for 3 months, but I still have my eyesight
"this is how it's done for everybody out there" Small children are beginning to look appetising
"you want to get big, you think you doin it, let's do it" - I ate my pet dog, it was a Shih Tzu. I looked Swole next to it.
"huff.. pufff" - Meth is one helluva drug
"that's about 40 pullups on GP" I have been diagnosed with Dyscalculia
"I'll hit 60 no matter whut" - It's a terminal case
"That's how I done them with errr with an I.F. parawell what international"  - Where's the pipe? I am becoming incoherent
"You know what it is" You know what it is
"Errr toad swoler C Swoller New West Gang Splitters" -Thank you for watching my video
"Rick Hard Records" - ????

not sure if someone else can do better
Nice!  ;D
Title: Re: Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.
Post by: bradistani on March 06, 2014, 09:49:35 AM


PS: English is not my native language so i didn't understood jack about what he was saying.

probably lollipopped that hebrew off camera
Title: Re: Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.
Post by: funk51 on March 06, 2014, 09:51:09 AM


PS: English is not my native language so i didn't understood jack about what he was saying.
rom
Title: Re: Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.
Post by: Kwon_2 on March 06, 2014, 09:54:50 AM
Tokums Schwöllah
Title: Re: Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.
Post by: HonestBob on March 06, 2014, 10:24:35 AM
Actually - on the third listen I got (between gulps for air). I have done a translation

"This is CSWOL right here" (well fking obviously) -Hello
"Talking swoller" - I hope you are well
"New West Gang splitters" - I have some friends
"Retard records mmm the gym" - that have burnt some CDs mmmmmmm and exercise regularly
"I just got back from the gym before show start" - I got back from exercising before the show starts (may be wrongly translated as it does appear he is still exercising)
"This is how a real, a real workout goes" - I would like to share my exercise techniques with you, so that you can learn how to exercise properly
"We just started, we hit some pushups, now we gone hit some pullups" - we just did lots of really hard work off-cam and now me and my friends will do some pull ups to finish off
"This is how a G hits pullups" - This is how a girl does pull ups (open to other suggestions as to what a "G" might be)
"I usually walk round 300" I am normally morbidly obese, close to a heart attack
"But.. it don't matter how much I weigh, cause I can still do watch" I have been catabolic for 3 months, but I still have my eyesight
"this is how it's done for everybody out there" Small children are beginning to look appetising
"you want to get big, you think you doin it, let's do it" - I ate my pet dog, it was a Shih Tzu. I looked Swole next to it.
"huff.. pufff" - Meth is one helluva drug
"that's about 40 pullups on GP" I have been diagnosed with Dyscalculia
"I'll hit 60 no matter whut" - It's a terminal case
"That's how I done them with errr with an I.F. parawell what international"  - Where's the pipe? I am becoming incoherent
"You know what it is" You know what it is
"Errr toad swoler C Swoller New West Gang Splitters" -Thank you for watching my video
"Rick Hard Records" - ????

not sure if someone else can do better

Crying with laughter.
Title: Re: Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.
Post by: IronMeister on March 06, 2014, 10:26:52 AM
(http://i58.tinypic.com/1z4fhh0.jpg)
Title: Re: Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.
Post by: galeniko on March 06, 2014, 11:03:52 AM
Actually - on the third listen I got (between gulps for air). I have done a translation

"This is CSWOL right here" (well fking obviously) -Hello
"Talking swoller" - I hope you are well
"New West Gang splitters" - I have some friends
"Retard records mmm the gym" - that have burnt some CDs mmmmmmm and exercise regularly
"I just got back from the gym before show start" - I got back from exercising before the show starts (may be wrongly translated as it does appear he is still exercising)
"This is how a real, a real workout goes" - I would like to share my exercise techniques with you, so that you can learn how to exercise properly
"We just started, we hit some pushups, now we gone hit some pullups" - we just did lots of really hard work off-cam and now me and my friends will do some pull ups to finish off
"This is how a G hits pullups" - This is how a girl does pull ups (open to other suggestions as to what a "G" might be)
"I usually walk round 300" I am normally morbidly obese, close to a heart attack
"But.. it don't matter how much I weigh, cause I can still do watch" I have been catabolic for 3 months, but I still have my eyesight
"this is how it's done for everybody out there" Small children are beginning to look appetising
"you want to get big, you think you doin it, let's do it" - I ate my pet dog, it was a Shih Tzu. I looked Swole next to it.
"huff.. pufff" - Meth is one helluva drug
"that's about 40 pullups on GP" I have been diagnosed with Dyscalculia
"I'll hit 60 no matter whut" - It's a terminal case
"That's how I done them with errr with an I.F. parawell what international"  - Where's the pipe? I am becoming incoherent
"You know what it is" You know what it is
"Errr toad swoler C Swoller New West Gang Splitters" -Thank you for watching my video
"Rick Hard Records" - ????

not sure if someone else can do better
post of the day hands down ;D
Title: Re: Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.
Post by: Twaddle on March 06, 2014, 11:45:18 AM
Meth much?   ???
Title: Re: Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on March 06, 2014, 11:52:18 AM


PS: English is not my native language so i didn't understood jack about what he was saying.

on some level, Jason Genova might be smarter than CSWOL.
Title: Re: Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.
Post by: gee38 on March 06, 2014, 01:07:38 PM
it shows he was quite literally holding 50 lbs of water with very little muscle at all

this was the guy who claimed he would go on stage at 245

he looks 190. so only 55 punds away from his goal
Title: Re: Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.
Post by: falco on March 06, 2014, 01:09:34 PM
Actually - on the third listen I got (between gulps for air). I have done a translation

"This is CSWOL right here" (well fking obviously) -Hello
"Talking swoller" - I hope you are well
"New West Gang splitters" - I have some friends
"Retard records mmm the gym" - that have burnt some CDs mmmmmmm and exercise regularly
"I just got back from the gym before show start" - I got back from exercising before the show starts (may be wrongly translated as it does appear he is still exercising)
"This is how a real, a real workout goes" - I would like to share my exercise techniques with you, so that you can learn how to exercise properly
"We just started, we hit some pushups, now we gone hit some pullups" - we just did lots of really hard work off-cam and now me and my friends will do some pull ups to finish off
"This is how a G hits pullups" - This is how a girl does pull ups (open to other suggestions as to what a "G" might be)
"I usually walk round 300" I am normally morbidly obese, close to a heart attack
"But.. it don't matter how much I weigh, cause I can still do watch" I have been catabolic for 3 months, but I still have my eyesight
"this is how it's done for everybody out there" Small children are beginning to look appetising
"you want to get big, you think you doin it, let's do it" - I ate my pet dog, it was a Shih Tzu. I looked Swole next to it.
"huff.. pufff" - Meth is one helluva drug
"that's about 40 pullups on GP" I have been diagnosed with Dyscalculia
"I'll hit 60 no matter whut" - It's a terminal case
"That's how I done them with errr with an I.F. parawell what international"  - Where's the pipe? I am becoming incoherent
"You know what it is" You know what it is
"Errr toad swoler C Swoller New West Gang Splitters" -Thank you for watching my video
"Rick Hard Records" - ????

not sure if someone else can do better

Thanks ;)

lmao.
Title: Re: Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.
Post by: galeniko on March 06, 2014, 01:51:26 PM
it shows he was quite literally holding 50 lbs of water with very little muscle at all

this was the guy who claimed he would go on stage at 245

he looks 190. so only 55 punds away from his goal
well he could have went on stage at 245lbs, but ppl would have confused him with the janitor operator

Title: Re: Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on March 06, 2014, 02:52:24 PM
From Cswol to Jay Cutler
Title: Re: Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.
Post by: Parker on March 06, 2014, 03:13:53 PM
I'm embarrassed that I actually watched that. Wall-to-wall FAIL.   :-\
exactly. I'm like "What did I just watch?"
Man, I bet you either his wife just ignores him talking sometimes or tell him to shut up, because he seems like one of those dudes that talks just to fill up dead space.
Title: Re: Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.
Post by: flinstones1 on March 06, 2014, 07:36:19 PM
it shows he was quite literally holding 50 lbs of water with very little muscle at all

this was the guy who claimed he would go on stage at 245

he looks 190. so only 55 punds away from his goal

lol Id bet my left nut he looks better than you do.
Title: Re: Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.
Post by: Roger Bacon on March 06, 2014, 07:39:56 PM


PS: English is not my native language so i didn't understood jack about what he was saying.

I have a very hard time taking a white person that imitates dat black accent seriously. 
Title: Re: Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.
Post by: SF1900 on March 06, 2014, 07:46:32 PM
I cant believe I am about to say this, but I actually think he looked better when he was bigger.

Now he looks like he does not even work out.
Title: Re: Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.
Post by: Schnauzer on March 06, 2014, 07:59:36 PM
I cant believe I am about to say this, but I actually think he looked better when he was bigger.

Now he looks like he does not even work out.

He went from C-Swole to beanpole
Title: Re: Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.
Post by: Costanza on March 06, 2014, 08:09:59 PM
Actually - on the third listen I got (between gulps for air). I have done a translation

"This is CSWOL right here" (well fking obviously) -Hello
"Talking swoller" - I hope you are well
"New West Gang splitters" - I have some friends
"Retard records mmm the gym" - that have burnt some CDs mmmmmmm and exercise regularly
"I just got back from the gym before show start" - I got back from exercising before the show starts (may be wrongly translated as it does appear he is still exercising)
"This is how a real, a real workout goes" - I would like to share my exercise techniques with you, so that you can learn how to exercise properly
"We just started, we hit some pushups, now we gone hit some pullups" - we just did lots of really hard work off-cam and now me and my friends will do some pull ups to finish off
"This is how a G hits pullups" - This is how a girl does pull ups (open to other suggestions as to what a "G" might be)
"I usually walk round 300" I am normally morbidly obese, close to a heart attack
"But.. it don't matter how much I weigh, cause I can still do watch" I have been catabolic for 3 months, but I still have my eyesight
"this is how it's done for everybody out there" Small children are beginning to look appetising
"you want to get big, you think you doin it, let's do it" - I ate my pet dog, it was a Shih Tzu. I looked Swole next to it.
"huff.. pufff" - Meth is one helluva drug
"that's about 40 pullups on GP" I have been diagnosed with Dyscalculia
"I'll hit 60 no matter whut" - It's a terminal case
"That's how I done them with errr with an I.F. parawell what international"  - Where's the pipe? I am becoming incoherent
"You know what it is" You know what it is
"Errr toad swoler C Swoller New West Gang Splitters" -Thank you for watching my video
"Rick Hard Records" - ????

not sure if someone else can do better

Very strong contender for Post of The Year 2014, epic.
Title: Re: Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.
Post by: Mr Nobody on March 06, 2014, 08:21:13 PM
Thats not him it is a impostor.
Title: Re: Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.
Post by: C-BuZz on March 06, 2014, 09:02:12 PM
Not a single legit pullup was seen that day.
Title: Re: Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.
Post by: calfzilla on March 06, 2014, 09:59:37 PM
And not a single pull up was done on this day.
Title: Re: Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.
Post by: calfzilla on March 06, 2014, 10:01:42 PM
Lol me and cbuzz posting the same shit at same time.  :D


Cswol does seem high. Is he using stimulants?
Title: Re: Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.
Post by: BB on March 06, 2014, 11:18:24 PM
Sounds like Cswol is getting a bit too high off his own supply, screw sustanon, he's reppin' the World's first THC infused super food -

https://twitter.com/TokaSwola

I'll give him props though, he looks tons healthier, but you can see he desperately misses being Swoliosed,
Title: Re: Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.
Post by: Kwon_2 on March 06, 2014, 11:43:00 PM
Would love to be that cap

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BhN4vBhCIAA7sSK.jpg)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BhQ0rGXCEAE9kFu.jpg:large)
Title: Re: Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.
Post by: BB on March 06, 2014, 11:51:20 PM
Muthafuckin' kitty face shirts -

(http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BhcGbMKCIAAo9hF.jpg).

Pyramid power plays -

(http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BhHJ-m4CIAEbrfp.jpg).

and Limp Bizkit kicks -

(http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BhJZuu8CcAAuGoN.jpg).

Wha chu know bout that.
Title: Re: Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.
Post by: pedro01 on March 07, 2014, 12:03:11 AM
Muthafuckin' kitty face shirts -

(http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BhcGbMKCIAAo9hF.jpg).



He been picking at his face there?

Must be getting the good stuff
Title: Re: Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.
Post by: IronMeister on March 07, 2014, 12:56:21 AM
(http://i58.tinypic.com/2q88syd.gif)
Title: Re: Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.
Post by: ESFitness on March 07, 2014, 01:03:29 AM
uuf da... meth.
Title: Re: Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.
Post by: Pork_Chop on March 07, 2014, 01:11:35 AM
What a peculiar person.

A very combative and hostile approach to his viewing public, makes me believe he is dangerously low in self-confidence.

The brightly coloured teenage clothing also suggests that perhaps the root of his problem, is that he is a closet homosexual.


 
Title: Re: Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.
Post by: BOW on March 07, 2014, 04:08:34 AM
post of the day hands down ;D
lol post of the freaking month for me I'm on the floor in tears lol
Title: Re: Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.
Post by: eldoradospandex on March 07, 2014, 06:52:04 AM
none of those reps counted

how old is cswol
Title: Re: Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.
Post by: Megalodon on March 07, 2014, 06:56:26 AM
Unlike piscopo and carrottop, CSWOL is funnier when he's bigger
Title: Re: Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.
Post by: the trainer on March 07, 2014, 07:35:13 AM
I dont get it how can a person take steroids get big then go on a cutting cycle and end up looking like he does not workout what the fuck happened.  ???
Title: Re: Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.
Post by: flinstones1 on March 07, 2014, 11:52:26 AM
I dont get it how can a person take steroids get big then go on a cutting cycle and end up looking like he does not workout what the fuck happened.  ???

the dude came off the gear for the diet probably
Title: Re: Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.
Post by: LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt on March 07, 2014, 11:54:43 AM


PS: English is not my native language so i didn't understood jack about what he was saying.
HOLY FUCK THIS guy IS GAYER THAN PARIS.....   SOMEONE FILL HIM PIN WITH BLEACH
Title: Re: Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.
Post by: pedro01 on March 07, 2014, 12:04:40 PM
40 is the new 25
Title: Re: Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.
Post by: LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt on March 07, 2014, 12:05:46 PM
half reps too
Title: Re: Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.
Post by: Megalodon on March 07, 2014, 12:06:21 PM
40 is the new 25

in pro bb 50 is the new life expectancy :P
Title: Re: Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.
Post by: Donny on March 07, 2014, 12:10:08 PM
If it is him he has lost weight. Good for him.
Title: Re: Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.
Post by: Da Freak on March 07, 2014, 03:33:20 PM
lol post of the freaking month for me I'm on the floor in tears lol

LOL! I concur!  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.
Post by: Melkor on March 07, 2014, 03:36:50 PM



PS: English is not my native language so i didn't understood jack about what he was saying.

This is why I usually avoid telling people I strength train or go to the gym.
Title: Re: Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.
Post by: BikiniSlut on March 07, 2014, 03:58:07 PM
Actually - on the third listen I got (between gulps for air). I have done a translation

"This is CSWOL right here" (well fking obviously) -Hello
"Talking swoller" - I hope you are well
"New West Gang splitters" - I have some friends
"Retard records mmm the gym" - that have burnt some CDs mmmmmmm and exercise regularly
"I just got back from the gym before show start" - I got back from exercising before the show starts (may be wrongly translated as it does appear he is still exercising)
"This is how a real, a real workout goes" - I would like to share my exercise techniques with you, so that you can learn how to exercise properly
"We just started, we hit some pushups, now we gone hit some pullups" - we just did lots of really hard work off-cam and now me and my friends will do some pull ups to finish off
"This is how a G hits pullups" - This is how a girl does pull ups (open to other suggestions as to what a "G" might be)
"I usually walk round 300" I am normally morbidly obese, close to a heart attack
"But.. it don't matter how much I weigh, cause I can still do watch" I have been catabolic for 3 months, but I still have my eyesight
"this is how it's done for everybody out there" Small children are beginning to look appetising
"you want to get big, you think you doin it, let's do it" - I ate my pet dog, it was a Shih Tzu. I looked Swole next to it.
"huff.. pufff" - Meth is one helluva drug
"that's about 40 pullups on GP" I have been diagnosed with Dyscalculia
"I'll hit 60 no matter whut" - It's a terminal case
"That's how I done them with errr with an I.F. parawell what international"  - Where's the pipe? I am becoming incoherent
"You know what it is" You know what it is
"Errr toad swoler C Swoller New West Gang Splitters" -Thank you for watching my video
"Rick Hard Records" - ????

not sure if someone else can do better

Hahahaha.......fucking spot on.

Brilliant post.  :D :D
Title: Re: Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.
Post by: BikiniSlut on March 07, 2014, 03:59:30 PM
CSwol has never done a full rep. Ever.  :-\

He now looks like your average joe schmoe that goes to the gym a few times a week and works out to keep in good health. Nothing more though.

A big improvement from the permabulker state he was once in.

Title: Re: Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.
Post by: BikiniSlut on March 07, 2014, 04:04:44 PM
I've always said that I could do one to two pullups at most; however after watching that vid I see I have it all wrong.  :D

I can do many more than I ever thought.
Title: Re: Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.
Post by: THEBOSS on March 07, 2014, 04:09:46 PM
 ::)  What a fucking retard
Title: Re: Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.
Post by: Mawse on March 07, 2014, 04:43:56 PM
Wonder if his wife banned him from using AAS? He obviously came off everything , maybe it was health reasons? he didn't seem too concerned with that stuff to be honest...
Title: Re: Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.
Post by: Nicademus on March 07, 2014, 08:38:27 PM
Lol, fuckin white people.
Title: Re: Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.
Post by: chaos on March 07, 2014, 08:44:58 PM
Whatever you want to call those, he did it 25 times, not "about 40". ::)
Title: Re: Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.
Post by: Kwon_2 on March 07, 2014, 09:00:30 PM
What happened to the Cswol we all know and love? :D


Legendary Callout to UkJeffley!

Fuckin Lollipoppers! Fuckin Cupcakers! UkJeffley where you at now son??





Legendary video Shutting down Getbig




The invitation to Galeniko
Cswol Been SWOL, Gon' stay SWOL

Title: Re: Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.
Post by: LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt on March 07, 2014, 10:15:29 PM
how did I miss this guy.... delusional guy right there
Title: Re: Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.
Post by: Automation on March 07, 2014, 11:36:11 PM
Actually - on the third listen I got (between gulps for air). I have done a translation

"This is CSWOL right here" (well fking obviously) -Hello
"Talking swoller" - I hope you are well
"New West Gang splitters" - I have some friends
"Retard records mmm the gym" - that have burnt some CDs mmmmmmm and exercise regularly
"I just got back from the gym before show start" - I got back from exercising before the show starts (may be wrongly translated as it does appear he is still exercising)
"This is how a real, a real workout goes" - I would like to share my exercise techniques with you, so that you can learn how to exercise properly
"We just started, we hit some pushups, now we gone hit some pullups" - we just did lots of really hard work off-cam and now me and my friends will do some pull ups to finish off
"This is how a G hits pullups" - This is how a girl does pull ups (open to other suggestions as to what a "G" might be)
"I usually walk round 300" I am normally morbidly obese, close to a heart attack
"But.. it don't matter how much I weigh, cause I can still do watch" I have been catabolic for 3 months, but I still have my eyesight
"this is how it's done for everybody out there" Small children are beginning to look appetising
"you want to get big, you think you doin it, let's do it" - I ate my pet dog, it was a Shih Tzu. I looked Swole next to it.
"huff.. pufff" - Meth is one helluva drug
"that's about 40 pullups on GP" I have been diagnosed with Dyscalculia
"I'll hit 60 no matter whut" - It's a terminal case
"That's how I done them with errr with an I.F. parawell what international"  - Where's the pipe? I am becoming incoherent
"You know what it is" You know what it is
"Errr toad swoler C Swoller New West Gang Splitters" -Thank you for watching my video
"Rick Hard Records" - ????

not sure if someone else can do better

Great work here... Thankyou!
Title: Re: Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on March 08, 2014, 12:48:22 AM
What a peculiar person.

A very combative and hostile approach to his viewing public, makes me believe he is dangerously low in self-confidence.

The brightly coloured teenage clothing also suggests that perhaps the root of his problem, is that he is a closet homosexual.


 


CSWOL might be suffering from small penis syndrome.
Title: Re: Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.
Post by: NordicNerd on March 08, 2014, 03:40:37 AM
good guy but bit awkward fella

Haha, there are actually people like him out there. What a weird character.

Sad for such an obsessed individual to have those very narrow shoulders.

NN