Cswol's new video - Pull ups, Nasser style.

[IronMeister]

[galeniko]

Actually - on the third listen I got (between gulps for air). I have done a translation

"This is CSWOL right here" (well fking obviously) -Hello
"Talking swoller" - I hope you are well
"New West Gang splitters" - I have some friends
"Retard records mmm the gym" - that have burnt some CDs mmmmmmm and exercise regularly
"I just got back from the gym before show start" - I got back from exercising before the show starts (may be wrongly translated as it does appear he is still exercising)
"This is how a real, a real workout goes" - I would like to share my exercise techniques with you, so that you can learn how to exercise properly
"We just started, we hit some pushups, now we gone hit some pullups" - we just did lots of really hard work off-cam and now me and my friends will do some pull ups to finish off
"This is how a G hits pullups" - This is how a girl does pull ups (open to other suggestions as to what a "G" might be)
"I usually walk round 300" I am normally morbidly obese, close to a heart attack
"But.. it don't matter how much I weigh, cause I can still do watch" I have been catabolic for 3 months, but I still have my eyesight
"this is how it's done for everybody out there" Small children are beginning to look appetising
"you want to get big, you think you doin it, let's do it" - I ate my pet dog, it was a Shih Tzu. I looked Swole next to it.
"huff.. pufff" - Meth is one helluva drug
"that's about 40 pullups on GP" I have been diagnosed with Dyscalculia
"I'll hit 60 no matter whut" - It's a terminal case
"That's how I done them with errr with an I.F. parawell what international"  - Where's the pipe? I am becoming incoherent
"You know what it is" You know what it is
"Errr toad swoler C Swoller New West Gang Splitters" -Thank you for watching my video
"Rick Hard Records" - ?

not sure if someone else can do better

post of the day hands down

[Twaddle]

Meth much?   

[FitnessFrenzy]

PS: English is not my native language so i didn't understood jack about what he was saying.

on some level, Jason Genova might be smarter than CSWOL.

[gee38]

it shows he was quite literally holding 50 lbs of water with very little muscle at all

this was the guy who claimed he would go on stage at 245

he looks 190. so only 55 punds away from his goal

[falco]

Actually - on the third listen I got (between gulps for air). I have done a translation

"This is CSWOL right here" (well fking obviously) -Hello
"Talking swoller" - I hope you are well
"New West Gang splitters" - I have some friends
"Retard records mmm the gym" - that have burnt some CDs mmmmmmm and exercise regularly
"I just got back from the gym before show start" - I got back from exercising before the show starts (may be wrongly translated as it does appear he is still exercising)
"This is how a real, a real workout goes" - I would like to share my exercise techniques with you, so that you can learn how to exercise properly
"We just started, we hit some pushups, now we gone hit some pullups" - we just did lots of really hard work off-cam and now me and my friends will do some pull ups to finish off
"This is how a G hits pullups" - This is how a girl does pull ups (open to other suggestions as to what a "G" might be)
"I usually walk round 300" I am normally morbidly obese, close to a heart attack
"But.. it don't matter how much I weigh, cause I can still do watch" I have been catabolic for 3 months, but I still have my eyesight
"this is how it's done for everybody out there" Small children are beginning to look appetising
"you want to get big, you think you doin it, let's do it" - I ate my pet dog, it was a Shih Tzu. I looked Swole next to it.
"huff.. pufff" - Meth is one helluva drug
"that's about 40 pullups on GP" I have been diagnosed with Dyscalculia
"I'll hit 60 no matter whut" - It's a terminal case
"That's how I done them with errr with an I.F. parawell what international"  - Where's the pipe? I am becoming incoherent
"You know what it is" You know what it is
"Errr toad swoler C Swoller New West Gang Splitters" -Thank you for watching my video
"Rick Hard Records" - ?

not sure if someone else can do better

Thanks

lmao.

[galeniko]

it shows he was quite literally holding 50 lbs of water with very little muscle at all

this was the guy who claimed he would go on stage at 245

he looks 190. so only 55 punds away from his goal

well he could have went on stage at 245lbs, but ppl would have confused him with the janitor operator

[The Abdominal Snoman]

From Cswol to Jay Cutler

[Parker]

I'm embarrassed that I actually watched that. Wall-to-wall FAIL.   

exactly. I'm like "What did I just watch?"
Man, I bet you either his wife just ignores him talking sometimes or tell him to shut up, because he seems like one of those dudes that talks just to fill up dead space.

[flinstones1]

it shows he was quite literally holding 50 lbs of water with very little muscle at all

this was the guy who claimed he would go on stage at 245

he looks 190. so only 55 punds away from his goal

lol Id bet my left nut he looks better than you do.

[Roger Bacon]

PS: English is not my native language so i didn't understood jack about what he was saying.

I have a very hard time taking a white person that imitates dat black accent seriously. 

[SF1900]

I cant believe I am about to say this, but I actually think he looked better when he was bigger.

Now he looks like he does not even work out.

[Schnauzer]

I cant believe I am about to say this, but I actually think he looked better when he was bigger.

Now he looks like he does not even work out.

He went from C-Swole to beanpole

[Costanza]

Actually - on the third listen I got (between gulps for air). I have done a translation

"This is CSWOL right here" (well fking obviously) -Hello
"Talking swoller" - I hope you are well
"New West Gang splitters" - I have some friends
"Retard records mmm the gym" - that have burnt some CDs mmmmmmm and exercise regularly
"I just got back from the gym before show start" - I got back from exercising before the show starts (may be wrongly translated as it does appear he is still exercising)
"This is how a real, a real workout goes" - I would like to share my exercise techniques with you, so that you can learn how to exercise properly
"We just started, we hit some pushups, now we gone hit some pullups" - we just did lots of really hard work off-cam and now me and my friends will do some pull ups to finish off
"This is how a G hits pullups" - This is how a girl does pull ups (open to other suggestions as to what a "G" might be)
"I usually walk round 300" I am normally morbidly obese, close to a heart attack
"But.. it don't matter how much I weigh, cause I can still do watch" I have been catabolic for 3 months, but I still have my eyesight
"this is how it's done for everybody out there" Small children are beginning to look appetising
"you want to get big, you think you doin it, let's do it" - I ate my pet dog, it was a Shih Tzu. I looked Swole next to it.
"huff.. pufff" - Meth is one helluva drug
"that's about 40 pullups on GP" I have been diagnosed with Dyscalculia
"I'll hit 60 no matter whut" - It's a terminal case
"That's how I done them with errr with an I.F. parawell what international"  - Where's the pipe? I am becoming incoherent
"You know what it is" You know what it is
"Errr toad swoler C Swoller New West Gang Splitters" -Thank you for watching my video
"Rick Hard Records" - ?

not sure if someone else can do better

Very strong contender for Post of The Year 2014, epic.

[Mr Nobody]

Thats not him it is a impostor.

[C-BuZz]

Not a single legit pullup was seen that day.

[calfzilla]

And not a single pull up was done on this day.

[calfzilla]

Lol me and cbuzz posting the same shit at same time. 


Cswol does seem high. Is he using stimulants?

[BB]

Sounds like Cswol is getting a bit too high off his own supply, screw sustanon, he's reppin' the World's first THC infused super food -

https://twitter.com/TokaSwola

I'll give him props though, he looks tons healthier, but you can see he desperately misses being Swoliosed,

[Kwon_2]

Would love to be that cap

[BB]

Muthafuckin' kitty face shirts -

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Pyramid power plays -

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and Limp Bizkit kicks -

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Wha chu know bout that.

[pedro01]

Muthafuckin' kitty face shirts -

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He been picking at his face there?

Must be getting the good stuff

[IronMeister]

[ESFitness]

uuf da... meth.

[Pork_Chop]

What a peculiar person.

A very combative and hostile approach to his viewing public, makes me believe he is dangerously low in self-confidence.

The brightly coloured teenage clothing also suggests that perhaps the root of his problem, is that he is a closet homosexual.