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Johnny Carson
Sex Tape Hits the Market
BIG EARS BIG COCK
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Call him a cock show host ... TMZ has learned, Johnny Carson recorded a sex tape with his wife back in the 1970s -- and not only has the tape just hit the market ... very solid sources tell TMZ, Johnny's johnny is ENORMOUS.
Multiple sources tell us, the tape owner approached the Carson estate in September to make a deal for the footage -- the estate said take a hike, and threatened to sue the owner if he ever sold it.
But the owner's apparently gone rogue -- we're told he's now shopping it to private collectors ... and it is legendary.
According to sources who've seen it, the tape appears to be one of his wives -- it's unclear which one. The tape opens with a naked dark-haired Carson masturbating by a pool -- then shows the woman (with a bouffant hairdo) going all Linda Lovelace.
It goes on for about 5 minutes -- then we're told it cuts to a 20-minute sex scene in Johnny's bedroom ... and Johnny does NOT hold back.
Oh yeah, we're also told he's hung like a horse -- seriously, porn star status. One source said it was at least 10 inches. But for legal reasons it can't go to a porn company, so the only way to unload it is with a private collector.
Move over Michael Fassbender.
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Ho Ho Ho. Here's Johnny.
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It's said that Milton Berle had the largest penis ever in Hollywood and that one day a brash young newcomer challenged him to a wang display in the hopes of making a name for himself. Before Berle responded to the "challenger" one of Berle's friends was heard to say, "Just pull out enough to win, Milt."
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I used to love watching Johnny Carson, especially when he did the Carnac The Magnificent bit
Carnac touches envelope to head: It's long and hard, unless you are Asian.
Ed: Long and hard unless you're Asian.
Carnac opens envelope: How is college like a penis?
Ed: Heyyyy-oooooooo!
(http://ethicsalarms.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/carnac.jpg)
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Is this the same woman who he divorced in 1983? Check out two of Johnny's divorce settlements below - ouch!
Why in the world would a man like this get married? You have a purported "horse cock" and you can have practically any woman you want, any night you want! This moron was married THREE times. 90% of the men out there are seriously retarded.
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September 01, 1985|By United Press International.
LOS ANGELES — Johnny Carson and his third wife have agreed to a divorce settlement giving her 4 of the couple`s 12 residences--plus 3 cars, 75 Krugerrands, a Picasso and $35,000 a month to live on.
The out-of-court settlement was revealed Friday when Joanna Carson was granted a divorce from the ``Tonight`` show host.
She was given ownership of the couple`s Bel-Air estate plus three New York City apartments, one at the posh Hotel Pierre and another on 5th Avenue.
Carson retained his spectacular Malibu beach house, an apartment in Manhattan`s Trump Tower and desert homes in Palm Springs, Calif., Las Vegas, and Scottsdale, Ariz.
His former wife, who filed for dissolution of the 10-year marriage in March, 1983, was guaranteed $35,000 a month for 64 months--$420,000 a year or $2.24 million total--unless she remarries or dies.
When she filed for divorce, she sought $220,000 a month to continue the lifestyle to which she had become accustomed.
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Good watch.
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hey oooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooh!!
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Is this the same woman who cheated on Johnny with Frank Gifford?
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Been waiting for this one to come out for a while now.
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I used to love watching Johnny Carson, especially when he did the Carnac The Magnificent bit
Carnac touches envelope to head: It's long and hard, unless you are Asian.
Ed: Long and hard unless you're Asian.
Carnac opens envelope: How is college like a penis?
Ed: Heyyyy-oooooooo!
(http://ethicsalarms.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/carnac.jpg)
Ovaltine
Describe Oprah Winfrey in Highschool! :D
HOP SING
Name a prison for One-legged guys!
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It's said that Milton Berle had the largest penis ever in Hollywood and that one day a brash young newcomer challenged him to a wang display in the hopes of making a name for himself. Before Berle responded to the "challenger" one of Berle's friends was heard to say, "Just pull out enough to win, Milt."
LMFAO!
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It's said that Milton Berle had the largest penis ever in Hollywood and that one day a brash young newcomer challenged him to a wang display in the hopes of making a name for himself. Before Berle responded to the "challenger" one of Berle's friends was heard to say, "Just pull out enough to win, Milt."
Have heard that story more than a few times!
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10 inches. Dude was in the wrong line of work.
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He's a legend.
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It's said that Milton Berle had the largest penis ever in Hollywood and that one day a brash young newcomer challenged him to a wang display in the hopes of making a name for himself. Before Berle responded to the "challenger" one of Berle's friends was heard to say, "Just pull out enough to win, Milt."
Ha! Brilliant.
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All I can say is L O fucking L
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Today is a good day for the white man
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I doubt it's really Carson. Probably just looks like him.
Carson was very *cough* private.
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Today is a good day for the white man
lolololololololololololo lolololol! Good one! ;D 8)
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10 inches. Dude was in the wrong line of work.
LMFAO but...
Just because someone is hung doesn't mean they want to do porn.
Most people would rather do something else and still enjoy the benefit of a big cock ;D
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LMFAO but...
Just because someone is hung doesn't mean they want to do porn.
Most people would rather do something else and still enjoy the benefit of a big cock ;D
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10 inches. Dude was in the wrong line of work.
I'd say the line of work he chose was pretty good for him.
He'd prolly make alot less money in a line of work requiring 10 inches instead of being a Tv-show host
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I'd say the line of work he chose was pretty good for him.
He'd prolly make alot less money in a line of work requiring 10 inches instead of being a Tv-show host
Exactly.
And anyway, porn is just not a very dignifying line of work.
Carson had too much class for that.
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would love to be that 8mm
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I'd say the line of work he chose was pretty good for him.
He'd prolly make alot less money in a line of work requiring 10 inches instead of being a Tv-show host
Ah yeah, how about the most successful late night talk show host of all time!
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Stan Lee gunning for Johnny
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