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What you all been waiting for - Johnny Carson SEX TAPE PORNO
« on: March 08, 2014, 10:44:08 AM »
Johnny Carson
Sex Tape Hits the Market


BIG EARS BIG COCK





Call him a cock show host ... TMZ has learned, Johnny Carson recorded a sex tape with his wife back in the 1970s -- and not only has the tape just hit the market ... very solid sources tell TMZ, Johnny's johnny is ENORMOUS.

Multiple sources tell us, the tape owner approached the Carson estate in September to make a deal for the footage -- the estate said take a hike, and threatened to sue the owner if he ever sold it.

But the owner's apparently gone rogue -- we're told he's now shopping it to private collectors ... and it is legendary.

According to sources who've seen it, the tape appears to be one of his wives -- it's unclear which one. The tape opens with a naked dark-haired Carson masturbating by a pool -- then shows the woman (with a bouffant hairdo) going all Linda Lovelace.

It goes on for about 5 minutes -- then we're told it cuts to a 20-minute sex scene in Johnny's bedroom ... and Johnny does NOT hold back.

Oh yeah, we're also told he's hung like a horse -- seriously, porn star status. One source said it was at least 10 inches. But for legal reasons it can't go to a porn company, so the only way to unload it is with a private collector.

Move over Michael Fassbender.




 

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Re: What you all been waiting for Johnny Carson SEX TAPE PORNO
« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2014, 10:47:59 AM »
Ho Ho Ho. Here's Johnny.

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Re: What you all been waiting for Johnny Carson SEX TAPE PORNO
« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2014, 10:54:07 AM »
It's said that Milton Berle had the largest penis ever in Hollywood and that one day a brash young newcomer challenged him to a wang display in the hopes of making a name for himself.  Before Berle responded to the "challenger" one of Berle's friends was heard to say, "Just pull out enough to win, Milt."

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Re: What you all been waiting for Johnny Carson SEX TAPE PORNO
« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2014, 11:51:28 AM »
I used to love watching Johnny Carson, especially when he did the Carnac The Magnificent bit

Carnac touches envelope to head: It's long and hard, unless you are Asian.

Ed: Long and hard unless you're Asian.

Carnac opens envelope: How is college like a penis?

Ed:  Heyyyy-oooooooo!


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Re: What you all been waiting for Johnny Carson SEX TAPE PORNO
« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2014, 12:06:28 PM »
Is this the same woman who he divorced in 1983?  Check out two of Johnny's divorce settlements below - ouch!

Why in the world would a man like this get married?  You have a purported "horse cock" and you can have practically any woman you want, any night you want!  This moron was married THREE times.  90% of the men out there are seriously retarded.

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September 01, 1985|By United Press International.

LOS ANGELES — Johnny Carson and his third wife have agreed to a divorce settlement giving her 4 of the couple`s 12 residences--plus 3 cars, 75 Krugerrands, a Picasso and $35,000 a month to live on.

The out-of-court settlement was revealed Friday when Joanna Carson was granted a divorce from the ``Tonight`` show host.

She was given ownership of the couple`s Bel-Air estate plus three New York City apartments, one at the posh Hotel Pierre and another on 5th Avenue.

Carson retained his spectacular Malibu beach house, an apartment in Manhattan`s Trump Tower and desert homes in Palm Springs, Calif., Las Vegas, and Scottsdale, Ariz.

His former wife, who filed for dissolution of the 10-year marriage in March, 1983, was guaranteed $35,000 a month for 64 months--$420,000 a year or $2.24 million total--unless she remarries or dies.

When she filed for divorce, she sought $220,000 a month to continue the lifestyle to which she had become accustomed.

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Re: What you all been waiting for Johnny Carson SEX TAPE PORNO
« Reply #5 on: March 08, 2014, 12:10:01 PM »
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Good watch.

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Re: What you all been waiting for Johnny Carson SEX TAPE PORNO
« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2014, 12:12:53 PM »
hey oooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooh!!

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Re: What you all been waiting for Johnny Carson SEX TAPE PORNO
« Reply #7 on: March 08, 2014, 12:22:24 PM »
Is this the same woman who cheated on Johnny with Frank Gifford?

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Re: What you all been waiting for Johnny Carson SEX TAPE PORNO
« Reply #8 on: March 08, 2014, 12:55:59 PM »
Been waiting for this one to come out for a while now.

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Re: What you all been waiting for Johnny Carson SEX TAPE PORNO
« Reply #9 on: March 08, 2014, 01:28:30 PM »
I used to love watching Johnny Carson, especially when he did the Carnac The Magnificent bit

Carnac touches envelope to head: It's long and hard, unless you are Asian.

Ed: Long and hard unless you're Asian.

Carnac opens envelope: How is college like a penis?

Ed:  Heyyyy-oooooooo!




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Re: What you all been waiting for Johnny Carson SEX TAPE PORNO
« Reply #10 on: March 08, 2014, 01:46:44 PM »
It's said that Milton Berle had the largest penis ever in Hollywood and that one day a brash young newcomer challenged him to a wang display in the hopes of making a name for himself.  Before Berle responded to the "challenger" one of Berle's friends was heard to say, "Just pull out enough to win, Milt."


LMFAO!

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Re: What you all been waiting for Johnny Carson SEX TAPE PORNO
« Reply #11 on: March 08, 2014, 02:06:50 PM »
It's said that Milton Berle had the largest penis ever in Hollywood and that one day a brash young newcomer challenged him to a wang display in the hopes of making a name for himself.  Before Berle responded to the "challenger" one of Berle's friends was heard to say, "Just pull out enough to win, Milt."
Have heard that story more than a few times!

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Re: What you all been waiting for Johnny Carson SEX TAPE PORNO
« Reply #12 on: March 08, 2014, 04:59:22 PM »
10 inches. Dude was in the wrong line of work.
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Re: What you all been waiting for Johnny Carson SEX TAPE PORNO
« Reply #13 on: March 08, 2014, 05:23:00 PM »
He's a legend.

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Re: What you all been waiting for Johnny Carson SEX TAPE PORNO
« Reply #14 on: March 08, 2014, 05:36:36 PM »
It's said that Milton Berle had the largest penis ever in Hollywood and that one day a brash young newcomer challenged him to a wang display in the hopes of making a name for himself.  Before Berle responded to the "challenger" one of Berle's friends was heard to say, "Just pull out enough to win, Milt."

Ha! Brilliant.

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Re: What you all been waiting for Johnny Carson SEX TAPE PORNO
« Reply #15 on: March 08, 2014, 05:37:34 PM »
All I can say is L O fucking L

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Re: What you all been waiting for Johnny Carson SEX TAPE PORNO
« Reply #16 on: March 08, 2014, 05:43:06 PM »
Today is a good day for the white man

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Re: What you all been waiting for Johnny Carson SEX TAPE PORNO
« Reply #17 on: March 08, 2014, 05:45:26 PM »
I doubt it's really Carson. Probably just looks like him.
Carson was very *cough* private.

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Re: What you all been waiting for Johnny Carson SEX TAPE PORNO
« Reply #18 on: March 08, 2014, 06:19:54 PM »

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Re: What you all been waiting for Johnny Carson SEX TAPE PORNO
« Reply #19 on: March 08, 2014, 06:45:46 PM »
Today is a good day for the white man

lolololololololololololo lolololol! Good one! ;D 8)
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Re: What you all been waiting for Johnny Carson SEX TAPE PORNO
« Reply #20 on: March 08, 2014, 08:22:46 PM »
10 inches. Dude was in the wrong line of work.

LMFAO but...

Just because someone is hung doesn't mean they want to do porn.
Most people would rather do something else and still enjoy the benefit of a big cock  ;D

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Re: What you all been waiting for Johnny Carson SEX TAPE PORNO
« Reply #21 on: March 08, 2014, 08:42:31 PM »
ptpcs

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Re: What you all been waiting for Johnny Carson SEX TAPE PORNO
« Reply #22 on: March 08, 2014, 09:15:03 PM »
LMFAO but...

Just because someone is hung doesn't mean they want to do porn.
Most people would rather do something else and still enjoy the benefit of a big cock  ;D


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Re: What you all been waiting for Johnny Carson SEX TAPE PORNO
« Reply #23 on: March 08, 2014, 09:16:48 PM »
10 inches. Dude was in the wrong line of work.

I'd say the line of work he chose was pretty good for him.

He'd prolly make alot less money in a line of work requiring 10 inches instead of being a Tv-show host

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Re: What you all been waiting for Johnny Carson SEX TAPE PORNO
« Reply #24 on: March 08, 2014, 11:22:37 PM »
I'd say the line of work he chose was pretty good for him.

He'd prolly make alot less money in a line of work requiring 10 inches instead of being a Tv-show host

Exactly.

And anyway, porn is just not a very dignifying line of work.
Carson had too much class for that.