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Title: Who's ready for Ibiza?!
Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 11, 2014, 01:16:13 AM
Are there any nude beaches??  
Title: Re: Who's ready for Ibiza?!
Post by: visualizeperfection on March 11, 2014, 01:19:16 AM
Are there any nude beaches??  

haha.

good job bro.

Nice hang.

Title: Re: Who's ready for Ibiza?!
Post by: Skorp1o on March 11, 2014, 01:25:00 AM
If dem balls aren't atrophied, you're not welcome into our group  >:(
Title: Re: Who's ready for Ibiza?!
Post by: visualizeperfection on March 11, 2014, 01:27:39 AM
I dem balls aren't atrophied, you're not welcome into our group  >:(

haha.

I was gonna say the same thing

team ballsack for show only.
Title: Re: Who's ready for Ibiza?!
Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 11, 2014, 01:29:45 AM
I dem balls aren't atrophied, you're not welcome into our group  >:(
I am working hard on atrophying them trust me  :-\
Title: Re: Who's ready for Ibiza?!
Post by: RUDE BUOY on March 11, 2014, 01:41:05 AM
wadda mess
Title: Re: Who's ready for Ibiza?!
Post by: Roger Bacon on March 11, 2014, 01:47:26 AM
Bodybuilding related
Title: Re: Who's ready for Ibiza?!
Post by: Skorp1o on March 11, 2014, 01:51:44 AM
Bodybuilding related
^ more atrophy please, this nut sac is a display of a first cycle results, we have people here who have been juicing for 10 years+, think chickpeas, olives, raisins and that variety.
Title: Re: Who's ready for Ibiza?!
Post by: Roger Bacon on March 11, 2014, 01:55:52 AM
^ more atrophy please, this nut sac is a display of a first cycle results, we have people here who have been juicing for 10 years+, think chickpeas, olives, raisins and that variety.

Good point
Title: Re: Who's ready for Ibiza?!
Post by: visualizeperfection on March 11, 2014, 01:57:31 AM
Good point

now it looks like big willy's camel toe.
Title: Re: Who's ready for Ibiza?!
Post by: Skorp1o on March 11, 2014, 02:00:41 AM
Good point

rotflmao  ;D

Getbig certified
Title: Re: Who's ready for Ibiza?!
Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 11, 2014, 02:20:05 AM
I knew my fellow getbiggers would appreciate such unique perspective.
Title: Re: Who's ready for Ibiza?!
Post by: Kwon_2 on March 11, 2014, 02:27:02 AM
(http://oi59.tinypic.com/2rr3olw.jpg)
Title: Re: Who's ready for Ibiza?!
Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 11, 2014, 02:31:18 AM
 :D

Title: Re: Who's ready for Ibiza?!
Post by: Thick Nick on March 11, 2014, 03:09:33 AM
If dem balls aren't atrophied, you're not welcome into our group  >:(


More like, since you have a picture of men's balls on your computer, saved no less, you are not welcome. The size of said balls has no relevance.
Title: Re: Who's ready for Ibiza?!
Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 11, 2014, 03:10:43 AM

More like, since you have a picture of men's balls on your computer, saved no less, you are not welcome. The size of said balls has no relevance.
So you don't care about the size of the balls of your men?
Title: Re: Who's ready for Ibiza?!
Post by: Skorp1o on March 11, 2014, 03:14:32 AM

More like, since you have a picture of men's balls on your computer, saved no less, you are not welcome. The size of said balls has no relevance.

 I go to Ibiza frequently, hence you will just have to tolerate the presence of my miniature scrotal.

It's a get together (no homo) it's not like I'm offering to tea bag you ffs ::)
Title: Re: Who's ready for Ibiza?!
Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 11, 2014, 03:20:47 AM
Skorp1o, are you suggesting that Thick Nick's outrage at suggesting anything less than a huge pair of balls to gawk at is unjustified for a hetero married man?
Title: Re: Who's ready for Ibiza?!
Post by: visualizeperfection on March 11, 2014, 03:20:58 AM
I go to Ibiza frequently, hence you will just have to tolerate the presence of my miniature scrotal.

It's a get together (no homo) it's not like I'm offering to tea bag you ffs ::)

if you did offer this teabagging he would accept the gift with open arms mouth.
Title: Re: Who's ready for Ibiza?!
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on March 11, 2014, 03:23:06 AM
Bodybuilding related
hahaha hahahahah
Title: Re: Who's ready for Ibiza?!
Post by: Skorp1o on March 11, 2014, 04:00:19 AM
Skorp1o, are you suggesting that Thick Nick's outrage at suggesting anything less than a huge pair of balls to gawk at is unjustified for a hetero married man?

Exactly, we're laughing at our atrophied scrotums in general and he comes in here with his "personal" preferences  ::)
Title: Re: Who's ready for Ibiza?!
Post by: Skorp1o on March 11, 2014, 04:01:06 AM
if you did offer this teabagging he would accept the gift with open arms mouth.

Mine in their current state, would fit in his nostrils.
Title: Re: Who's ready for Ibiza?!
Post by: visualizeperfection on March 11, 2014, 04:03:04 AM
Mine in their current state, would fit in his nostrils.

are you trying to tell me that your testicles are in such disrepair that instead of producing semen, a puff of dust and old talcum powder exits your penis with a furious rage, void of anything resembling genetic material?
Title: Re: Who's ready for Ibiza?!
Post by: BigCyp on March 11, 2014, 04:05:58 AM
Seems like dicksquick is partial to the odd pair of balls on his eyelids
Title: Re: Who's ready for Ibiza?!
Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 11, 2014, 04:12:34 AM
Seems like dicksquick is partial to the odd pair of balls on his eyelids
Yes BigCyp, Thick Nutz has a different kind of tea parties.
Title: Re: Who's ready for Ibiza?!
Post by: Skorp1o on March 11, 2014, 04:18:06 AM
are you trying to tell me that your testicles are in such disrepair that instead of producing semen, a puff of dust and old talcum powder exits your penis with a furious rage, void of anything resembling genetic material?

I have plenty of bukake coming out, as this is related to protate rather than gonades. However, I did do a semen analysis once, and the doctor said to me:

"Normal sperm count is in the millions....20...60 million, yours is one"

I was chuffed and said "One millions?  ;D" he replied "no...one sperm" I cracked up laughing and banged this chick bear all night long knowing I have one chance in 60 million of getting her pregnant lol.
Title: Re: Who's ready for Ibiza?!
Post by: visualizeperfection on March 11, 2014, 04:20:08 AM
I have plenty of bukake coming out, as this is related to protate rather than gonades. However, I did do a semen analysis once, and the doctor said to me:

"Normal sperm count is in the millions....20...60 million, yours is one"

I was chuffed and said "One millions?  ;D" he replied "no...one sperm" I cracked up laughing and he stayed dead stern.

my volume drops immensely.

it also doesn't help that I bust at least two nuts a day.

HcGenerate made me paint the house in semen.

Title: Re: Who's ready for Ibiza?!
Post by: visualizeperfection on March 11, 2014, 04:20:39 AM
I have plenty of bukake coming out, as this is related to protate rather than gonades. However, I did do a semen analysis once, and the doctor said to me:

"Normal sperm count is in the millions....20...60 million, yours is one"

I was chuffed and said "One millions?  ;D" he replied "no...one sperm" I cracked up laughing and banged this chick bear all night long knowing I have one chance in 60 million of getting her pregnant lol.

and you know that 1 sperm would of turned out to be a real Corky Thatcher.
Title: Re: Who's ready for Ibiza?!
Post by: Thick Nick on March 11, 2014, 04:22:07 AM
You have a picture of balls saved on your computer.

That is all.
Title: Re: Who's ready for Ibiza?!
Post by: Skorp1o on March 11, 2014, 04:32:40 AM
You have a picture of balls saved on your computer.

That is all.

I actually don't have any on my PC...if you look through the thread, I merely commented on pre-existing testicular pictures. However, if this is an attempt at reverse psychology to try and get me to post my nut-sac, then please hit my PM button below and I will endeavour to please your eyes.
Title: Re: Who's ready for Ibiza?!
Post by: visualizeperfection on March 11, 2014, 04:35:44 AM
I actually don't have any on my PC...if you look through the thread, I merely commented on pre-existing testicular pictures. However, if this is an attempt at reverse psychology to try and get me to post my nut-sac, then please hit my PM button below and I will endeavour to please your eyes.

hey man.

please whatever you do, dont send me a picture of your moorish fuck stick.

please. dont.

dont hit the PM button and provide me with north african nudies.

please dont.
Title: Re: Who's ready for Ibiza?!
Post by: Skorp1o on March 11, 2014, 04:37:19 AM
hey man.

please whatever you do, dont send me a picture of your moorish fuck stick.

please. dont.

dont hit the PM button and provide me with north african nudies.

please dont.

You got mail  ;D
Title: Re: Who's ready for Ibiza?!
Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 11, 2014, 04:38:02 AM
I actually don't have any on my PC...if you look through the thread, I merely commented on pre-existing testicular pictures. However, if this is an attempt at reverse psychology to try and get me to post my nut-sac, then please hit my PM button below and I will endeavour to please your eyes.
Watch out, if they are not massive Thick Nick will report you to the mods.
Title: Re: Who's ready for Ibiza?!
Post by: visualizeperfection on March 11, 2014, 04:41:01 AM
Watch out, if they are not massive Thick Nick will report you to the mods.
are you trying to say that "thick nick" is a connoisseur of testicles, and if they dont meet his blue ribbon standard he will throw a hissy fit and report his below average testes to the mods?
Title: Re: Who's ready for Ibiza?!
Post by: Big Willy on March 11, 2014, 04:44:49 AM
are you trying to say that "thick nick" is a connoisseur of testicles, and if they dont meet his blue ribbon standard he will throw a hissy fit and report his below average testes to the mods?

Yesiree "thick nick" is a little cockgobbler like you analperfection.
Title: Re: Who's ready for Ibiza?!
Post by: visualizeperfection on March 11, 2014, 04:48:42 AM
Yesiree "thick nick" is a little cockgobbler like you analperfection.

nonsense.

our "cockgobblery" skills are on entirely different levels.
Title: Re: Who's ready for Ibiza?!
Post by: Thick Nick on March 11, 2014, 06:25:41 AM
Yesiree "thick nick" is a little cockgobbler like you analperfection.

Shush gimmick. There are men talking about balls here. Some who readily have pictures to study and compare.
Title: Re: Who's ready for Ibiza?!
Post by: Big Willy on March 11, 2014, 06:34:33 AM
Shush gimmick. There are men talking about balls here. Some who readily have pictures to study and compare.

You mean like Big Willy studies your wife's pussy and anus prior to devouring them?
Title: Re: Who's ready for Ibiza?!
Post by: Skorp1o on March 11, 2014, 07:17:04 AM
You mean like Big Willy studies your wife's pussy and anus prior to devouring them?

Big Willy, no ones takes serioulsy a 91 posts gimmick throwing their weight around already...build some street cred first like I did, then people will start demanding pictures of your scrotum and drop tea bagging hints at you.
Title: Re: Who's ready for Ibiza?!
Post by: Big Willy on March 11, 2014, 07:21:01 AM
Big Willy, no ones takes serioulsy a 91 posts gimmick throwing their weight around already...build some street cred first like I did, then people will start demanding pictures of your scrotum and drop tea bagging hints at you.

Skorpblow are you coming on to Big Willy? Like your mother's mouth is glued to my dick?
Title: Re: Who's ready for Ibiza?!
Post by: Thick Nick on March 11, 2014, 07:30:02 AM
You mean like Big Willy studies your wife's pussy and anus prior to devouring them?

Your not even a good gimmick. So sad.
Title: Re: Who's ready for Ibiza?!
Post by: Big Willy on March 11, 2014, 07:32:10 AM
Your not even a good gimmick. So sad.

Need a hankie Thin Dick?
Title: Re: Who's ready for Ibiza?!
Post by: _aj_ on March 11, 2014, 07:37:39 AM
Good point

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=522379.0;attach=557628)

*shudder*
Title: Re: Who's ready for Ibiza?!
Post by: Thick Nick on March 11, 2014, 07:38:33 AM
Need a hankie Thin Dick?


Is that you chaos... You trickster you.
Title: Re: Who's ready for Ibiza?!
Post by: Big Willy on March 11, 2014, 07:45:10 AM

Is that you chaos... You trickster you.

Please help me. I'm addicted to your wife and her heavenly bod. ;D