Who's ready for Ibiza?!

[Skorp1o]

are you trying to tell me that your testicles are in such disrepair that instead of producing semen, a puff of dust and old talcum powder exits your penis with a furious rage, void of anything resembling genetic material?

I have plenty of bukake coming out, as this is related to protate rather than gonades. However, I did do a semen analysis once, and the doctor said to me:

"Normal sperm count is in the millions....20...60 million, yours is one"

I was chuffed and said "One millions?  " he replied "no...one sperm" I cracked up laughing and banged this chick bear all night long knowing I have one chance in 60 million of getting her pregnant lol.

[visualizeperfection]

I have plenty of bukake coming out, as this is related to protate rather than gonades. However, I did do a semen analysis once, and the doctor said to me:

"Normal sperm count is in the millions....20...60 million, yours is one"

I was chuffed and said "One millions?  " he replied "no...one sperm" I cracked up laughing and he stayed dead stern.

my volume drops immensely.

it also doesn't help that I bust at least two nuts a day.

HcGenerate made me paint the house in semen.

[visualizeperfection]

I have plenty of bukake coming out, as this is related to protate rather than gonades. However, I did do a semen analysis once, and the doctor said to me:

"Normal sperm count is in the millions....20...60 million, yours is one"

I was chuffed and said "One millions?  " he replied "no...one sperm" I cracked up laughing and banged this chick bear all night long knowing I have one chance in 60 million of getting her pregnant lol.

and you know that 1 sperm would of turned out to be a real Corky Thatcher.

[Thick Nick]

You have a picture of balls saved on your computer.

That is all.

[Skorp1o]

You have a picture of balls saved on your computer.

That is all.

I actually don't have any on my PC...if you look through the thread, I merely commented on pre-existing testicular pictures. However, if this is an attempt at reverse psychology to try and get me to post my nut-sac, then please hit my PM button below and I will endeavour to please your eyes.

[visualizeperfection]

I actually don't have any on my PC...if you look through the thread, I merely commented on pre-existing testicular pictures. However, if this is an attempt at reverse psychology to try and get me to post my nut-sac, then please hit my PM button below and I will endeavour to please your eyes.

hey man.

please whatever you do, dont send me a picture of your moorish fuck stick.

please. dont.

dont hit the PM button and provide me with north african nudies.

please dont.

[Skorp1o]

hey man.

please whatever you do, dont send me a picture of your moorish fuck stick.

please. dont.

dont hit the PM button and provide me with north african nudies.

please dont.

You got mail 

[Cleanest Natural]

I actually don't have any on my PC...if you look through the thread, I merely commented on pre-existing testicular pictures. However, if this is an attempt at reverse psychology to try and get me to post my nut-sac, then please hit my PM button below and I will endeavour to please your eyes.

Watch out, if they are not massive Thick Nick will report you to the mods.

[visualizeperfection]

Watch out, if they are not massive Thick Nick will report you to the mods.

are you trying to say that "thick nick" is a connoisseur of testicles, and if they dont meet his blue ribbon standard he will throw a hissy fit and report his below average testes to the mods?

[Big Willy]

are you trying to say that "thick nick" is a connoisseur of testicles, and if they dont meet his blue ribbon standard he will throw a hissy fit and report his below average testes to the mods?

Yesiree "thick nick" is a little cockgobbler like you analperfection.

[visualizeperfection]

Yesiree "thick nick" is a little cockgobbler like you analperfection.

nonsense.

our "cockgobblery" skills are on entirely different levels.

[Thick Nick]

Yesiree "thick nick" is a little cockgobbler like you analperfection.

Shush gimmick. There are men talking about balls here. Some who readily have pictures to study and compare.

[Big Willy]

Shush gimmick. There are men talking about balls here. Some who readily have pictures to study and compare.

You mean like Big Willy studies your wife's pussy and anus prior to devouring them?

[Skorp1o]

You mean like Big Willy studies your wife's pussy and anus prior to devouring them?

Big Willy, no ones takes serioulsy a 91 posts gimmick throwing their weight around already...build some street cred first like I did, then people will start demanding pictures of your scrotum and drop tea bagging hints at you.

[Big Willy]

Big Willy, no ones takes serioulsy a 91 posts gimmick throwing their weight around already...build some street cred first like I did, then people will start demanding pictures of your scrotum and drop tea bagging hints at you.

Skorpblow are you coming on to Big Willy? Like your mother's mouth is glued to my dick?

[Thick Nick]

You mean like Big Willy studies your wife's pussy and anus prior to devouring them?

Your not even a good gimmick. So sad.

[Big Willy]

Your not even a good gimmick. So sad.

Need a hankie Thin Dick?

[_aj_]

Good point

*shudder*

[Thick Nick]

Need a hankie Thin Dick?

Is that you chaos... You trickster you.

[Big Willy]

Is that you chaos... You trickster you.

Please help me. I'm addicted to your wife and her heavenly bod.