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Title: What do you think a silverback could lift?
Post by: Darren Avey on March 14, 2014, 08:36:15 AM
Someone told me they saw a documentary where some guy showed a silver back how to lift weights and the silverback clean and presse dlike 1000lbs. Any one else seen this? How much could  a silverback lift? With those shoulders Ill bet militarys with at least 500lbs
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Post by: dustin on March 14, 2014, 08:39:31 AM
I could picture a silverback tossing an Olympic bar stacked with weights like it would swat a fly on it's ass crack. They're unnaturally strong animals. Even little monkeys and chimps could rip a person's limbs clean off without batting a lash.
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Post by: galeniko on March 14, 2014, 08:40:53 AM
well,tell your mother to try a deadlift, shes coming close to a silverback geneticaly ;D
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Post by: Megalodon on March 14, 2014, 08:41:02 AM
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Post by: funk51 on March 14, 2014, 08:42:03 AM
 ;D more than that , they say with proper training they could lift a volkswagon bug over their head easily. arthur jones tried but gorilla could care less. they had a chimp squeeze a dynanmonitor he squeezed  a little over 300 lbs, but became aggitated and all of a sudden squeezed over 1200 lbs.
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Post by: Megalodon on March 14, 2014, 08:49:29 AM
This tree kangaroo should guest pose at the next Pro IFBB Amateur Galaxy  >:(
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Post by: galeniko on March 14, 2014, 08:51:24 AM
Silverbacks are like fat powerlifters, lifting with terrible form. Kangaroos are all about the mind muscle connection

(http://i.imgur.com/rytHAMW.gif)
this is actualy amazing,the guy is hitting the levronesque MM pose.

should work the legs more though
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Post by: SamoanIrishman on March 14, 2014, 08:53:26 AM
Someone told me they saw a documentary where some guy showed a silver back how to lift weights and the silverback clean and presse dlike 1000lbs. Any one else seen this? How much could  a silverback lift? With those shoulders Ill bet militarys with at least 500lbs

It'd be cool to find out..same with a grizzly

I mean if a chimp can rip a woman's jaw right off her face and tear and arm off no problem I can imagine the devastation a silverback could do
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Post by: the trainer on March 14, 2014, 08:58:03 AM
Imagine having sex with a silverback.
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Post by: Melkor on March 14, 2014, 09:01:02 AM
Non-human primates are adapted for strength. Humans are at the other extreme, adapted for speed and precision. Humans are able to exert much finer motor control over their musculoskeletal system and this severely limits power output.

Primates have longer, more robust muscle fibers than humans and denser bone and joint structure. Very little research has been done on Gorilla's strength, but Chimpanzees are thought to be roughly 5 times stronger than humans. Past experiments have shown chimpanzees being capable of pulling the equivalent of 1,260 lbs on a dynamometer and one even pulled 847 lbs one-handed! And these were not done under ideal conditions (the chimps were still inside their cages and who knows if they were even fully exerting themselves?).
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Post by: Europe on March 14, 2014, 09:02:30 AM
Silverbacks are like fat powerlifters, lifting with terrible form. Kangaroos are all about the mind muscle connection

(http://i.imgur.com/rytHAMW.gif)

waay wider than Heath, at least 3feet taller than Branch and bigger calves than Wolf!!
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Post by: jpm101 on March 14, 2014, 09:05:30 AM
Estimate a full grown chimp is 10X stronger than the average men. Just think if you really pissed one off

Silverbacks would make great linebackers. Both these primate are vegans, with a few bugs thrown in.
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Post by: Megalodon on March 14, 2014, 09:13:29 AM
If chimps could just channel their energy from ripping peoples faces off to Powerlifting their efforts would be better appreciated
(http://surgecosmetic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Charla-Nash-Face-Bone.jpg)
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Post by: JOHN MATRIX on March 14, 2014, 09:14:19 AM
If only SUCKMYMUSCLE was still posting.. ;D
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Post by: Darren Avey on March 14, 2014, 09:15:04 AM
Oh im sure he still is...
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Post by: Skorp1o on March 14, 2014, 09:15:38 AM
Chimps can and have been known to tear off human limbs in attacks with their bare hands, noses, hands, testicles...lets not even begin how strong a Gorilla is.

What a Chimp did in a matter of a very short attack to one person:
The vicious attack left Oberle with injures over his entire body. His right upper arm is broken, while his lower right arm muscle and ligaments are torn and exposed to the bone. Oberle's left arm was mauled and he lost fingers on both hands.

One testicle was ripped off and he suffered deep lacerations to both legs and lost several toes.
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Post by: Danjo on March 14, 2014, 09:15:57 AM
suckmymuscle we are awaiting your comment..
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Post by: chaos on March 14, 2014, 09:44:20 AM
Obvious troll thread. Everyone knows a bear would win. ::)
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Post by: Hulkotron on March 14, 2014, 09:47:43 AM
There are anecdotal reports of them flinging half-ton tree trunks with one arm with ease.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19817225

We are talking Keg Drainer levels of strength and power here.
Title: Re: What do you think a silverback could lift?
Post by: Darren Avey on March 14, 2014, 09:50:21 AM
Obvious troll thread. Everyone knows a bear would win. ::)

No I just asked how strong they are not a Lenny mclean V mike Tyson type thing
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Post by: crownshep on March 14, 2014, 09:52:57 AM
On discovery channel series where they had animated versions of bears,tigers,lions,sharks etc in fictional fights they had footage of a gorilla pulling a length of bamboo over and snapping it in half then eating it.The bamboo was about 3 inch thick,so in the studio they set up hydraulic arms and put a piece of bamboo in to see what pressure it took to snap.It was nowhere near the thickness of the bamboo the gorilla snapped but still took something stupid like 1,000lbs of pressure.
Title: Re: What do you think a silverback could lift?
Post by: SuperTed on March 14, 2014, 09:53:38 AM
And I wonder how much a Blue Whale could pull?

 ::)

No one fucking knows and whatever numbers people give is just pure guess work.

All we do know is that a male Gorilla's erect penis is under 2 inches long. Totally alpha animal all round.  ;D
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Post by: JOHN MATRIX on March 14, 2014, 09:54:10 AM
There are anecdotal reports of them flinging half-ton tree trunks with one arm with ease.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19817225

We are talking Keg Drainer levels of strength and power here.

LMAO





kegrainer vs gorilla...who wins??
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Post by: Thick Nick on March 14, 2014, 09:56:31 AM
Saw a sign one day at the Philadelphia Zoo. There was some famous gorilla there for a couple weeks. It said 900lbs. @ 6% bodyfat... From eating bananas.
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Post by: Darren Avey on March 14, 2014, 09:59:31 AM
Imagine how lethal a gorilla would be if it wore Tap Out t shirts and learnt ground game.
Title: Re: What do you think a silverback could lift?
Post by: Darren Avey on March 14, 2014, 10:02:14 AM
Awesome delts but needs to bring the pecs up a bit

(http://70sbig.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/gorilla.jpg)
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Post by: gracie bjj on March 14, 2014, 10:36:15 AM
Imagine how lethal a gorilla would be if it wore Tap Out t shirts and learnt ground game.

lol, its funny u said that darren cause i was arguing with this knuckle head bjj dude about who would win in a grappling/mma match betwween a silverback gorilla n a top notch heavyweight bjj black belt/mma fighter, i said the silverbak n he disagreed, hes crazy, the silver back would destroy any man on earth period
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Post by: UPINTHEMGUTS on March 14, 2014, 10:36:37 AM
As powerful as gorillas are....they are herbivores too.
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Post by: Melkor on March 14, 2014, 10:41:37 AM
(http://wayofthebeast.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/gorilla_2.jpg)
Title: Re: What do you think a silverback could lift?
Post by: sagittal chest on March 14, 2014, 10:49:47 AM
Welcome back suckmymuscle!
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Post by: sagittal chest on March 14, 2014, 10:50:25 AM
lol, its funny u said that darren cause i was arguing with this knuckle head bjj dude about who would win in a grappling/mma match betwween a silverback gorilla n a top notch heavyweight bjj black belt/mma fighter, i said the silverbak n he disagreed, hes crazy, the silver back would destroy any man on earth period

Lol yeah what a dipshit!
I've heard guys say Fedor could beat up a silverback.

Lol imagine trying to put an oompaplata on a silverback!
LOLOLOL
Title: Re: What do you think a silverback could lift?
Post by: Melkor on March 14, 2014, 10:51:32 AM
As powerful as gorillas are....they are herbivores too.

The argument that vegans constantly make about large, strong animals being vegetarian is invalid. Firstly, the reason they are so large is because they are vegetarian. Gorillas spend virtually all of their time feeding because the food they eat is such poor quality and low in nutrients. So do elephants, rhinos, buffalos etc. Vegetarian animals are large at a cost to themselves. They require huge stomach and intestine volume to digest their food and they must constantly eat. Because they are so big and heavy, they require a lot of muscle and bone strength to constantly move and feed. And because they are at risk from predators and usually live together in a hierarchical group structure they need to be able to defend themselves and compete for food, mates, space etc. hence the strength of male gorillas, antlers of deer, horns of rhinos etc.

Compare this to a pure carnivore, who can afford to lie around all day, feed once in a while yet are extremely muscular and strong, far stronger than herbivores on a pound for pound basis.
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Post by: sagittal chest on March 14, 2014, 10:53:20 AM
The argument that vegans constantly make about large, strong animals being vegetarian is invalid. Firstly, the reason they are so large is because they are vegetarian. Gorillas spend virtually all of they time feeding because the food they eat is such poor quality and low in nutrients. So do elephants, rhinos, buffalos etc. Vegetarian animals are large at a cost to themselves. They require huge stomach and intestine volume to digest their food and they must constantly eat. Because they are so big and heavy, they require a lot of muscle and bone strength to constantly move and feed. And because they are at risk from predators and usually live together in a hierarchical group structure they need to be able to defend themselves and compete for food, mates, space etc. hence the strength of male gorillas, antlers of deer, horns of rhinos etc.

Compare this to a pure carnivore, who can afford to lie around all day, feed once in a while yet are extremely muscular and strong, far stronger than herbivores on a pound for pound basis.

Good post.

I am going to use this the next time some snobby patronizing vegan goes on a rant.
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Post by: Hulkotron on March 14, 2014, 10:53:43 AM
Imagine how lethal a gorilla would be if it wore Tap Out t shirts and learnt ground game.

 :D
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Post by: Foozle on March 14, 2014, 10:56:18 AM
Imagine having sex with a silverback.

I'll bet you have, and you were the bottom.   You dream of taking a bath in gorilla goo you nut nibbling hairy ass wanting manfucker.  You suck.
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Post by: UPINTHEMGUTS on March 14, 2014, 10:59:26 AM
The argument that vegans constantly make about large, strong animals being vegetarian is invalid. Firstly, the reason they are so large is because they are vegetarian. Gorillas spend virtually all of their time feeding because the food they eat is such poor quality and low in nutrients. So do elephants, rhinos, buffalos etc. Vegetarian animals are large at a cost to themselves. They require huge stomach and intestine volume to digest their food and they must constantly eat. Because they are so big and heavy, they require a lot of muscle and bone strength to constantly move and feed. And because they are at risk from predators and usually live together in a hierarchical group structure they need to be able to defend themselves and compete for food, mates, space etc. hence the strength of male gorillas, antlers of deer, horns of rhinos etc.

Compare this to a pure carnivore, who can afford to lie around all day, feed once in a while yet are extremely muscular and strong, far stronger than herbivores on a pound for pound basis.

Thanks for the wikipedia copy and paste. But I was only referring to gorillas, and not making an argument that herbivores make up the strongest animals in wildlife.
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Post by: Melkor on March 14, 2014, 11:04:48 AM
Thanks for the wikipedia copy and paste. But I was only referring to gorillas, and not making an argument that herbivores make up the strongest animals in wildlife.

Yeah I know you didn't mean it as a blanket statement, but you're comment reminded me about the ranting and raving of those vegan scum (not that any of them will ever be on here to see my post...) And you would be right to say that herbivores make up the strongest group of (land) animals, but its not because they are vegetarian as such.
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Post by: _aj_ on March 14, 2014, 11:39:39 AM
Saw a sign one day at the Philadelphia Zoo. There was some famous gorilla there for a couple weeks. It said 900lbs. @ 6% bodyfat... From eating bananas.

Something for Roelly to shoot for.
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Post by: JOHN MATRIX on March 14, 2014, 11:39:56 AM
The argument that vegans constantly make about large, strong animals being vegetarian is invalid. Firstly, the reason they are so large is because they are vegetarian. Gorillas spend virtually all of their time feeding because the food they eat is such poor quality and low in nutrients. So do elephants, rhinos, buffalos etc. Vegetarian animals are large at a cost to themselves. They require huge stomach and intestine volume to digest their food and they must constantly eat. Because they are so big and heavy, they require a lot of muscle and bone strength to constantly move and feed. And because they are at risk from predators and usually live together in a hierarchical group structure they need to be able to defend themselves and compete for food, mates, space etc. hence the strength of male gorillas, antlers of deer, horns of rhinos etc.

Compare this to a pure carnivore, who can afford to lie around all day, feed once in a while yet are extremely muscular and strong, far stronger than herbivores on a pound for pound basis.

Very interesting.
a good example is a python or anaconda; they can go literally weeks if not months on a single meal...and can just sit in one spot and not move for days..yet are solid muscle and extremely strong
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Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on March 14, 2014, 02:34:05 PM
If we are to believe that humans evolved from the ape, why would we lose the ape's strength?
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Post by: Simple Simon on March 14, 2014, 02:56:12 PM
He wasnt even trying.
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Post by: Megalodon on March 14, 2014, 03:10:00 PM
Gorilla vs ranger

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Post by: Shockwave on March 14, 2014, 03:10:46 PM
Someone told me they saw a documentary where some guy showed a silver back how to lift weights and the silverback clean and presse dlike 1000lbs. Any one else seen this? How much could  a silverback lift? With those shoulders Ill bet militarys with at least 500lbs
Hi Suckmymuscle.
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Post by: Europe on March 14, 2014, 03:15:56 PM
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Post by: Melkor on March 14, 2014, 03:18:52 PM
If we are to believe that humans evolved from the ape, why would we lose the ape's strength?

It's a trade off between speed and fine motor control at one end of the scale and strength at the other end. Non-human primates maintained their strength as part of their arboreal lifestyle; humans, who moved from the forest and woodlands out into more open habitats, evolved a more upright posture, increased speed for moving, foraging and hunting and finer motor control to enable greater dexterity and manipulation of objects. Simply put, our lifestyle meant we didn't need the great strength of our ape ancestors, it was simply more of a cost to maintain it.
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Post by: Andy Griffin on March 14, 2014, 04:57:34 PM
Imagine having sex with a silverback.

apparently, anabolichalo had a child with one
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Post by: oldtimer1 on March 14, 2014, 04:59:17 PM
Why would a gorilla want to lift anything?  I'm sure if they grabbed your arm they could bite it off or pull it off.

Chimps are always portrayed as clowns but in the wild they kill other chimps and have been known to eat other chimps.
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Post by: Lustral on March 14, 2014, 05:10:17 PM
Why would a gorilla want to lift anything?  I'm sure if they grabbed your arm they could bite it off or pull it off.

Chimps are always portrayed as clowns but in the wild they kill other chimps and have been known to eat other chimps.

Chimps can mutilate and kill people. They do it every year.

Couple of facts:

1) Silverbacks have a 1 inch penis.

2) (not 100% sure on this) but think gorillas have close to 100% muscular efficiency so if they can lift 1000kg once they can lift it twenty times.

Johnny Falcon would approve their vegetarian diet too. Black gorilla genetics.
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Post by: Darren Avey on March 14, 2014, 05:17:39 PM
How about gorilla v bear..................IN DA CAGEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Post by: Lustral on March 14, 2014, 05:20:00 PM
How about gorilla v bear..................IN DA CAGEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What type of bear? If grizzly or polar bear my money is there. Thick hide, sharp claws and can decapitate humans with one swipe.

If Koala bear (A MARSUPIAL) he would be asleep and raped.
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Post by: sagittal chest on March 14, 2014, 05:43:25 PM
Id take a kodiak bear or a polar bear over any gorilla for sure.
Grizzly id say it would win 3/4 times.
Black bear id give a slight edge to a large aggressive ape. (60/40)

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Post by: Hulkotron on March 14, 2014, 05:46:57 PM


2) (not 100% sure on this) but think gorillas have close to 100% muscular efficiency so if they can lift 1000kg once they can lift it twenty times.

Are you stupid boy?
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Post by: hardgainerj on March 14, 2014, 05:54:31 PM
Id take a kodiak bear or a polar bear over any gorilla for sure.
Grizzly id say it would win 3/4 times.
Black bear id give a slight edge to a large aggressive ape. (60/40)


i think the only animal/predator that would put up a fight against a bear of that size would be a siberian tiger

but since we're on the topic of vegans an elephant, rhino, and probably a hippo would kill a kodiak bear
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Post by: Lustral on March 14, 2014, 06:01:47 PM
Quote
author=Hulkotron link=topic=522780.msg7391069#msg7391069 date=1394844417]
Are you stupid boy?

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=377680.25

I have an eidetic memory and heard that before so it is probably (definitely) true. After you googled eidetic you can agree with me.

Being sober and being clever are different things.  ;D

I heard it before, if source was shitty so be it, but I remember hearing it. Couldn;t be fucked going past 1st page of google. Hard to convey what it's like having a strong memory, for numbers in particular.

It's off topic but I remember learning letters in creche, playing as a 2 year old, small details from cartoons as a child. Every car registration my parents had, every phone number of people in my contacts list, but I still forget names.

Back to topic, animals work on instinct, they are probably on or off. They don't consider that a foe will be hurt by a punch, they just hit. Same with lifting. All or nothing.
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Post by: Hulkotron on March 14, 2014, 06:06:29 PM
Did you just try to cite SuckMyMuscle as a source, lustsforallcocks?

You also don't seem to be smart enough to use the quote function correctly.
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Post by: Melkor on March 15, 2014, 06:45:29 AM
This topic has boiled down which animal would win in a fight.  :)

My view is that an African bull elephant would likely win in an animal fighting tournament, but it could be beaten by a black or white rhino (the black rhino is smaller but it is extremely aggressive and has been documented charging elephants away).

The Kodiak subspecies of Brown bear would likely win among carnivores but it just couldn't compete with the sheer size of an elephant, rhino, hippo.

But throw all these animals into the ocean and a blue whale could just swallow them whole...
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Post by: Simple Simon on March 15, 2014, 06:46:43 AM
This topic has boiled down which animal would win in a fight.  :)

My view is that an African bull elephant would likely win in an animal fighting tournament, but it could be beaten by a black or white rhino (the black rhino is smaller but it is extremely aggressive and has been documented charging elephants away).

The Kodiak subspecies of Brown bear would likely win among carnivores but it just couldn't compete with the sheer size of an elephant, rhino, hippo.

But throw all these animals into the ocean and a blue whale could just swallow them whole...
the smallpox virus is pretty handy.
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Post by: Melkor on March 15, 2014, 07:00:51 AM
the smallpox virus is pretty handy.

 ;D

Right so we are down to two in our quest to find out what is the toughest living thing -

In the red corner - the small pox virus, looking confident after decimating a white rhinoceros in the semi final. In the blue corner - HIV, feeling certain it will win, after riddling an entire population of gorillas en route to the final. This is gonna be too close to call...
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Post by: SuperTed on March 15, 2014, 08:02:06 AM
This topic has boiled down which animal would win in a fight.  :)

My view is that an African bull elephant would likely win in an animal fighting tournament, but it could be beaten by a black or white rhino (the black rhino is smaller but it is extremely aggressive and has been documented charging elephants away).

The Kodiak subspecies of Brown bear would likely win among carnivores but it just couldn't compete with the sheer size of an elephant, rhino, hippo.

But throw all these animals into the ocean and a blue whale could just swallow them whole...

What about of all time?

My guess would be that this guy would be the Undisputed Carnivorous Champion:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spinosaurus

(http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/naturelibrary/images/ic/credit/640x395/s/sp/spinosaurus/spinosaurus_1.jpg)

(http://www.sciencekids.co.nz/images/pictures/dinosaurs/spinosaurusscale.jpg)

 8)
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Post by: JOHN MATRIX on March 17, 2014, 08:35:18 AM
Spinosaurus would be hard to beat. Maybe unbeatable on land. But then a brachiosaurus or other large sauropod could toss himaround with a flick of the tail.

A silverback riding a brachiosaurus could not be beaten
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Post by: Kwon_2 on March 17, 2014, 08:37:03 AM
A silverback riding on a Spinosaurus whilst carrying a Shark with a Lasercannon mounted on its back would be undisputed champ of Peace

But P4P most muscular would be Brach
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d9/Brachiosaurus_DB.jpg)

"Sup brah"

Dwarfing Branch Warren
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0c/Brachiosaurus_scale.png)
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Post by: SilverSpoon on March 17, 2014, 08:43:42 AM
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Post by: JOHN MATRIX on March 17, 2014, 08:50:08 AM
A silverback riding on a Spinosaurus whilst carrying a Shark with a Lasercannon mounted on its back would be undisputed champ of Peace

But P4P most muscular would be Brach
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d9/Brachiosaurus_DB.jpg)

"Sup brah"

Dwarfing Branch Warren
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0c/Brachiosaurus_scale.png)

Brach is WAY bigger than that pic shows...length closer to 50 meters. The damn thing is 100 feet tall :o
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Post by: Hulkotron on March 17, 2014, 09:50:38 AM
A silverback riding a brachiosaurus could not be beaten

x2
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Post by: Megalodon on March 17, 2014, 09:54:00 AM
gorillas are ripped and get all the chicks:
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Post by: Thick Nick on March 17, 2014, 10:32:52 AM
I find absutely hysterical that one topic about gorillas and bears brought SMM out of hiding... Claiming eididic memory and all. Fucking priceless. Lured out with this thread like an episode of to catch a predator.
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Post by: MAXX on March 17, 2014, 10:33:51 AM

haha didn't know Kazmier took someone to court for claiming to be stronger than him  ;D
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Post by: JOHN MATRIX on March 17, 2014, 10:56:12 AM
I find absutely hysterical that one topic about gorillas and bears brought SMM out of hiding... Claiming eididic memory and all. Fucking priceless. Lured out with this thread like an episode of to catch a predator.

 ;D
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Post by: Papper on March 19, 2014, 06:37:01 AM
(http://www.sciencekids.co.nz/images/pictures/dinosaurs/spinosaurusscale.jpg)

How the hell would it not fall over? That looks physically impossible unless he is in mid run or walk on all 4s

Title: Re: What do you think a silverback could lift?
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on March 19, 2014, 08:09:03 AM
(http://www.sciencekids.co.nz/images/pictures/dinosaurs/spinosaurusscale.jpg)

How the hell would it not fall over? That looks physically impossible unless he is in mid run or walk on all 4s



Its real life proportions were likely quite different than that image, most likely its tail was much bigger/heavier to act as a cointerbalance
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Post by: Papper on March 19, 2014, 08:18:47 AM
Its real life proportions were likely quite different than that image, most likely its tail was much bigger/heavier to act as a cointerbalance

Exactly, I mean I know a long tail can justify a very massive torso but that looks a little over the top,

They used to  draw dinosaurs more upright then around Jurassic Park the went very hunched over.

This is a physically sound lean :D

(http://wallpicshd.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Bird-Cute-Wallpaper-HD-1024x640.jpg)
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Post by: Megalodon on March 19, 2014, 10:47:09 AM
Exactly, I mean I know a long tail can justify a very massive torso but that looks a little over the top,

They used to  draw dinosaurs more upright then around Jurassic Park the went very hunched over.





 Jurassic Park declared that henceforth no one will depict a two legged dinosaur like this:

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-csnMANteMI0/UBbHh3yc1WI/AAAAAAAABCo/lrm_T-D0Z6I/s1600/Tarbosaurus.jpg)
Title: Re: What do you think a silverback could lift?
Post by: falco on March 19, 2014, 10:51:39 AM
Gorillas are very strong but to do a clen and jerk you need to have extreme muscle coordination and timing. They don't have it.
Title: Re: What do you think a silverback could lift?
Post by: Megalodon on March 19, 2014, 11:00:56 AM
Pterodactyls>Gorillas.... and....T-rex>lion>man>cowardly roofed hyena...as depicted in this biblical etching:

Title: Re: What do you think a silverback could lift?
Post by: bradistani on March 19, 2014, 12:31:44 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=522780.0;attach=558552)

kai ripped to the fucking bone  :o
Title: Re: What do you think a silverback could lift?
Post by: James28 on March 19, 2014, 12:43:47 PM
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=377680.25

I have an eidetic memory and heard that before so it is probably (definitely) true. After you googled eidetic you can agree with me.

Being sober and being clever are different things.  ;D

I heard it before, if source was shitty so be it, but I remember hearing it. Couldn;t be fucked going past 1st page of google. Hard to convey what it's like having a strong memory, for numbers in particular.

It's off topic but I remember learning letters in creche, playing as a 2 year old, small details from cartoons as a child. Every car registration my parents had, every phone number of people in my contacts list, but I still forget names.

Back to topic, animals work on instinct, they are probably on or off. They don't consider that a foe will be hurt by a punch, they just hit. Same with lifting. All or nothing.

Hi SSM,

Long time bud  :D

How you doing getting over the hurt being exposed as a skinny Asian runt with a pennant for the young flesh?
Title: Re: What do you think a silverback could lift?
Post by: polychronopolous on March 19, 2014, 12:48:54 PM
How would your average Silverback Gorilla react to an unexpected punch straight on the chin by a Mike Tyson or Earnie Shavers(with every thing they had into it)?

Could those even stagger or drop a gorilla? I realize the gorilla would eventually rip their arms out, but that initial punch...

Who was that one western guy who knocked out the horse in that movie??
Title: Re: What do you think a silverback could lift?
Post by: sagittal chest on March 19, 2014, 12:50:54 PM
How would your average Silverback Gorilla react to an unexpected punch straight on the chin by a Mike Tyson or Earnie Shavers(with every thing they had into it)?

Could those even stagger or drop a gorilla? I realize the gorilla would eventually rip their arms out, but that initial punch...

Who was that one western guy who knocked out the horse in that movie??

You ever see a silverback in person? Like at a zoo?
Mike Tyson looks like a small child comparitively.
I don't think it would phase a silverback at all.
Title: Re: What do you think a silverback could lift?
Post by: polychronopolous on March 19, 2014, 12:57:47 PM
You ever see a silverback in person? Like at a zoo?
Mike Tyson looks like a small child comparitively.
I don't think it would phase a silverback at all.

It would be an awesome sight to see. The gorillas neck must be insanely strong.

Just like when Butterbean gave Johnny Knoxville a free shot to the chin, took it like it was nothing and then proceeded to beat his ass some more in the department store.  :)
Title: Re: What do you think a silverback could lift?
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on March 19, 2014, 12:59:44 PM
The armh should raise gorillas and train them from birth to attack humans, then pump them full of steroids, give them kevlar vests and a ration of bananas in a pouch and drop them into enemy territory
Title: Re: What do you think a silverback could lift?
Post by: sagittal chest on March 19, 2014, 01:34:51 PM
It would be an awesome sight to see. The gorillas neck must be insanely strong.

Just like when Butterbean gave Johnny Knoxville a free shot to the chin, took it like it was nothing and then proceeded to beat his ass some more in the department store.  :)

That's probably a good analogy.

(http://farm1.staticflickr.com/43/123576336_28ea12f601_o.jpg)

Gorillas barely even have necks.
Title: Re: What do you think a silverback could lift?
Post by: anabolichalo on March 19, 2014, 01:36:04 PM
you people are like children talking about fantasies of animals like that
Title: Re: What do you think a silverback could lift?
Post by: sagittal chest on March 19, 2014, 01:38:24 PM
you people are like children talking about fantasies of animals like that

You taking your love for dark meat to the next level and making the move to silverback gorillas?
Title: Re: What do you think a silverback could lift?
Post by: visualizeperfection on March 19, 2014, 03:48:30 PM
I want these animals tested for performance enhancing drugs.

Delusional if you think they got those thick slabs of ebony muscle from eating/training heavy.
Title: Re: What do you think a silverback could lift?
Post by: anabolichalo on March 19, 2014, 03:51:45 PM
kai ripped to the fucking bone  :o
holy shit the resemblance is undeniable, face & head shape as well as body shape
Title: Re: What do you think a silverback could lift?
Post by: flinstones1 on March 19, 2014, 04:02:21 PM
 any videos of gorillas killing people? gonna look on liveleak right now
Title: Re: What do you think a silverback could lift?
Post by: polychronopolous on March 19, 2014, 05:04:46 PM
That's probably a good analogy.

(http://farm1.staticflickr.com/43/123576336_28ea12f601_o.jpg)

Gorillas barely even have necks.

Maybe instead of using the words "Mike Tyson" and "punch" I should have used "Barry Bonds" and "baseball bat"