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Title: Is This Fraudulent? (Girl Related)
Post by: Skorp1o on March 19, 2014, 03:24:10 AM
Been chatting to this girl for a week now, we met in a restaurant and exchanged numbers. She's tall and very blonde,We were getting to know each other really well and agreed to meet, however, as with most of my encounters the conversation went down the X rated route and which I've been milking up and sending her pics of me at around 7% bf.

I asked for a pussy pic and she sends it me....it was the nicest looking one I've seen as far as they go, well trimmed with the mohican then as I take a second look, and I realise something phony about the pubes, albeit a small tiny mohican, the pubes were of a ginger variety...I mean carrot like ginger veering on the bright orange side, those things would glow in the dark....a strong sense of dissapointment over took me and I can't move on now.

Don't get me wrong I do like red heads but that needs to come in a full package that I know off at the outset not disguised as blondes, this is like buying a peperonni pizza and when you open the box you get chicken, you like chicken so you eat it, but when you finish at the back of your mind you're still wishing you had the peperonni pizza.
Title: Re: Is This Fraudulent? (Girl Related)
Post by: Army of One on March 19, 2014, 03:26:34 AM
Stick it in the pooper and don't look at the front
Title: Re: Is This Fraudulent? (Girl Related)
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on March 19, 2014, 03:27:04 AM
lol

just ask her to shave it all of or bleach it
Title: Re: Is This Fraudulent? (Girl Related)
Post by: bigmc on March 19, 2014, 03:27:59 AM
Been chatting to this girl for a week now, we met in a restaurant and exchanged numbers. She's tall and very blonde,We were getting to know each other really well and agreed to meet, however, as with most of my encounters the conversation went down the X rated route and which I've been milking up and sending her pics of me at around 7% bf.

I asked for a pussy pic and she sends it me....it was the nicest looking one I've seen as far as they go, well trimmed with the mohican then as I take a second look, and I realise something phony about the pubes, albeit a small tiny mohican, the pubes were of a ginger variety...I mean carrot like ginger veering on the bright orange side, those things would glow in the dark....a strong sense of dissapointment over took me and I can't move on now.

Don't get me wrong I do like red heads but that needs to come in a full package that I know off at the outset not disguised as blondes, this is like buying a peperonni pizza and when you open the box you get chicken, you like chicken so you eat it, but when you finish at the back of your mind you're still wishing you had the peperonni pizza.

just fuck her

and while you are doing it

drop some ginger slut lyrics into the mix
Title: Re: Is This Fraudulent? (Girl Related)
Post by: Skorp1o on March 19, 2014, 03:30:13 AM
lol

just ask her to shave it all of or bleach it

She's got perfect looking Blonde hair, why go onto soo much effort on your head yet ignore the most important body part, the groin hair do  ???
Title: Re: Is This Fraudulent? (Girl Related)
Post by: Skorp1o on March 19, 2014, 03:30:45 AM
just fuck her

and while you are doing it

drop some ginger slut lyrics into the mix

^ Solid straight to the point advice, as to be expected lol
Title: Re: Is This Fraudulent? (Girl Related)
Post by: Roger Bacon on March 19, 2014, 03:32:59 AM
Been chatting to this girl for a week now, we met in a restaurant and exchanged numbers. She's tall and very blonde,We were getting to know each other really well and agreed to meet, however, as with most of my encounters the conversation went down the X rated route and which I've been milking up and sending her pics of me at around 7% bf.

I asked for a pussy pic and she sends it me....it was the nicest looking one I've seen as far as they go, well trimmed with the mohican then as I take a second look, and I realise something phony about the pubes, albeit a small tiny mohican, the pubes were of a ginger variety...I mean carrot like ginger veering on the bright orange side, those things would glow in the dark....a strong sense of dissapointment over took me and I can't move on now.

Don't get me wrong I do like red heads but that needs to come in a full package that I know off at the outset not disguised as blondes, this is like buying a peperonni pizza and when you open the box you get chicken, you like chicken so you eat it, but when you finish at the back of your mind you're still wishing you had the peperonni pizza.

I'm obligated to inform you that Mudsharking is a clear violation of Getbig's Code of Conduct and Code of Ethics.

Tricky situation though since you're a Moor...
Title: Re: Is This Fraudulent? (Girl Related)
Post by: Skorp1o on March 19, 2014, 03:49:19 AM
I'm obligated to inform you that Mudsharking is a clear violation of Getbig's Code of Conduct and Code of Ethics.

Tricky situation though since you're a Moor...

It is my understanding having been on here for long enough, that apart from a few certified Alpha's, the rest of Getbig cannot remember what sex feels or looks like and merely resort to cyber simulation activities involving a box of tissues...therefore this 'Code of Conduct and Ethics' cannot be enforced as the committee is poorly qualified and severly lacking any credibility.

Furthermore, due to my unique ethnic make up, having sex with women of pre-dominantly Sub-saharan descent (Hebrew) or of European origin are both equality alien to my DNA make up, which is a result of cultural mixing stemming from centuries ago.

Regards
Title: Re: Is This Fraudulent? (Girl Related)
Post by: Wolfox on March 19, 2014, 03:57:52 AM
Probably has orange stained pits.
Title: Re: Is This Fraudulent? (Girl Related)
Post by: _aj_ on March 19, 2014, 04:04:43 AM
Skorp is rapidly overtaking Gal as the purveyor of fine ho-related, fap-worthy posts.
Title: Re: Is This Fraudulent? (Girl Related)
Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 19, 2014, 04:57:42 AM
Can you post the pussy picture to analyze so we can give you an objective opinion?
Title: Re: Is This Fraudulent? (Girl Related)
Post by: BigCyp on March 19, 2014, 04:58:25 AM
You should eat her out while listening to Ed Sheeran
Title: Re: Is This Fraudulent? (Girl Related)
Post by: bigmc on March 19, 2014, 04:58:36 AM
Skorp is rapidly overtaking Gal as the purveyor of fine ho-related, fap-worthy posts.

definite rookie of the year candidate
Title: Re: Is This Fraudulent? (Girl Related)
Post by: hrspwr1 on March 19, 2014, 05:01:48 AM
fukn hell. All I want is a decent blowjob and a good cup of coffee from a woman, I could give a rats ass what color her pussy hair is.
Title: Re: Is This Fraudulent? (Girl Related)
Post by: Army of One on March 19, 2014, 05:03:09 AM
You should eat her out while listening to Ed Sheeran

Could watch an episode of Surprise Surprise in which Cilla is wearing a particularly fetching short dress while pounding the fiery mass of dry pubes
Title: Re: Is This Fraudulent? (Girl Related)
Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 19, 2014, 05:03:23 AM
skorp1o is rookie of the year I agree ..
Title: Re: Is This Fraudulent? (Girl Related)
Post by: BigCyp on March 19, 2014, 05:05:35 AM
Yes skorp10 is a worthy rookie and the scourge of the River Medway as far as vagina piracy is concerned
Title: Re: Is This Fraudulent? (Girl Related)
Post by: Skorp1o on March 19, 2014, 05:31:34 AM
I need to share the story when I was with this girl for a few months who had the maddest sex drive ever, she always drove the pace up to the rough territory, whilst we were at it one night she incurred a whom injury and almost bled to death.
Title: Re: Is This Fraudulent? (Girl Related)
Post by: Roger Bacon on March 19, 2014, 05:36:29 AM
It is my understanding having been on here for long enough, that apart from a few certified Alpha's, the rest of Getbig cannot remember what sex feels or looks like and merely resort to cyber simulation activities involving a box of tissues...therefore this 'Code of Conduct and Ethics' cannot be enforced as the committee is poorly qualified and severly lacking any credibility.

Furthermore, due to my unique ethnic make up, having sex with women of pre-dominantly Sub-saharan descent (Hebrew) or of European origin are both equality alien to my DNA make up, which is a result of cultural mixing stemming from centuries ago.

Regards


Fair enough, we'll place you on a contract waiver if need be.


"Big" Roger F. Neegars
Getbig Ethics Committee Chair
Title: Re: Is This Fraudulent? (Girl Related)
Post by: TEH boob on March 19, 2014, 05:37:49 AM
Wait. Women aren't always the way they seem? No way  :o
Title: Re: Is This Fraudulent? (Girl Related)
Post by: Skorp1o on March 19, 2014, 05:47:14 AM

Fair enough, we'll place you on a contract waiver if need be.


"Big" Roger F. Neegars
Getbig Ethics Committee Chair

I appreciate your tolerance to my unique multi-cultural-sexual needs on this occasion, based on the fact that my Moorish ancestors ruled the southern parts of Europe, and therefore, please extend my gratitude to the remaining respecful members of the Getbig Ethics Committee Chair.

You shall remain in my thoughts as I handle my next sexual encounter (no homo)
Title: Re: Is This Fraudulent? (Girl Related)
Post by: Roger Bacon on March 19, 2014, 05:48:12 AM
You shall remain in my thoughts as I handle my next sexual encounter (no homo)

 ;D
Title: Re: Is This Fraudulent? (Girl Related)
Post by: hench on March 19, 2014, 05:50:27 AM
yea i think this is the best option
Can you post the pussy picture to analyze so we can give you an objective opinion?
Title: Re: Is This Fraudulent? (Girl Related)
Post by: Icelord on March 23, 2014, 03:24:34 PM
Wait. Women aren't always the way they seem? No way  :o
::)
Title: Re: Is This Fraudulent? (Girl Related)
Post by: Parker on March 23, 2014, 03:26:34 PM
I need to share the story when I was with this girl for a few months who had the maddest sex drive ever, she always drove the pace up to the rough territory, whilst we were at it one night she incurred a whom injury and almost bled to death.
You mean "womb"?
Title: Re: Is This Fraudulent? (Girl Related)
Post by: muscleman-2013 on March 23, 2014, 03:33:34 PM
Been chatting to this girl for a week now, we met in a restaurant and exchanged numbers. She's tall and very blonde,We were getting to know each other really well and agreed to meet, however, as with most of my encounters the conversation went down the X rated route and which I've been milking up and sending her pics of me at around 7% bf.

I asked for a pussy pic and she sends it me....it was the nicest looking one I've seen as far as they go, well trimmed with the mohican then as I take a second look, and I realise something phony about the pubes, albeit a small tiny mohican, the pubes were of a ginger variety...I mean carrot like ginger veering on the bright orange side, those things would glow in the dark....a strong sense of dissapointment over took me and I can't move on now.

Don't get me wrong I do like red heads but that needs to come in a full package that I know off at the outset not disguised as blondes, this is like buying a peperonni pizza and when you open the box you get chicken, you like chicken so you eat it, but when you finish at the back of your mind you're still wishing you had the peperonni pizza.

For a guy who proclaims the beauty of the moorish bloodline, you seem very obsessed with the Northern European one.  Deep seated racial insecurities?
Title: Re: Is This Fraudulent? (Girl Related)
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on March 23, 2014, 05:00:27 PM
Fire crotches are fukcing nutz...If you have a nice looking one served up on a platter, hit that shit...
Title: Re: Is This Fraudulent? (Girl Related)
Post by: Dago_Joe on March 23, 2014, 06:43:18 PM
Fire crotches are fukcing nutz...If you have a nice looking one served up on a platter, hit that shit...

Agreed.  Although you need to punish her vag mercilessly for being ashamed of her ginger roots. Film all of this and post up here.
Title: Re: Is This Fraudulent? (Girl Related)
Post by: visualizeperfection on March 23, 2014, 06:48:58 PM
You mean "womb"?

Safe to assume.

Title: Re: Is This Fraudulent? (Girl Related)
Post by: Simple Simon on March 24, 2014, 01:30:36 AM
Been chatting to this girl for a week now, we met in a restaurant and exchanged numbers. She's tall and very blonde,We were getting to know each other really well and agreed to meet, however, as with most of my encounters the conversation went down the X rated route and which I've been milking up and sending her pics of me at around 7% bf.

I asked for a pussy pic and she sends it me....it was the nicest looking one I've seen as far as they go, well trimmed with the mohican then as I take a second look, and I realise something phony about the pubes, albeit a small tiny mohican, the pubes were of a ginger variety...I mean carrot like ginger veering on the bright orange side, those things would glow in the dark....a strong sense of dissapointment over took me and I can't move on now.

Don't get me wrong I do like red heads but that needs to come in a full package that I know off at the outset not disguised as blondes, this is like buying a peperonni pizza and when you open the box you get chicken, you like chicken so you eat it, but when you finish at the back of your mind you're still wishing you had the peperonni pizza.

Why are you disappointed, you knew she wasnt really a blonde.
Title: Re: Is This Fraudulent? (Girl Related)
Post by: SF1900 on March 24, 2014, 01:48:25 AM
She is obviously not long-term girlfriend material. She is most likely sending those pics to A LOT of different guys.

Be safe Skorp1o!
Title: Re: Is This Fraudulent? (Girl Related)
Post by: visualizeperfection on March 24, 2014, 01:53:29 AM
If need be ill teach this cunt a lesson about deceiving an elite level getbigger.

Like she was going to get away with it and/or deceive you.
Title: Re: Is This Fraudulent? (Girl Related)
Post by: sagittal chest on March 24, 2014, 02:05:47 AM
PTP
Title: Re: Is This Fraudulent? (Girl Related)
Post by: Skorp1o on March 24, 2014, 02:22:23 AM
Why are you disappointed, you knew she wasnt really a blonde.

I just thing a Blonde girl should not support black pubes or ginger pubes, women....make a big deal out of matching underwear top to bottom, so I think matching hair should also be considered.

Title: Re: Is This Fraudulent? (Girl Related)
Post by: Skorp1o on March 24, 2014, 02:29:44 AM
If need be ill teach this cunt a lesson about deceiving an elite level getbigger.

Like she was going to get away with it and/or deceive you.

She's shown some obsessive signs, hence I am cutting her off, she went through my FB and started asking me questions about everysingle girl I am pictured with....some of them are from holidays 10 years ago.

Typical hot headed red head...this is why itsd important to know these things, you think you;re dealing with an easy going bimbo Blonde then deep down she's a fiery angry red head. As an extreme example,  if you thought you were dating a docile Japanese girl, then turns out she's actually a full blown ghetto black girl and knocks your lights out? lol same theory although hard to pull off.

Title: Re: Is This Fraudulent? (Girl Related)
Post by: visualizeperfection on March 24, 2014, 02:34:23 AM
I just thing a Blonde girl should not support black pubes or ginger pubes, women....make a big deal out of matching underwear top to bottom, so I think matching hair should also be considered.



I for one dont think this an unfair request.
Title: Re: Is This Fraudulent? (Girl Related)
Post by: Skorp1o on March 24, 2014, 02:42:01 AM
I for one dont think this an unfair request.

I hope women reading this can take note.
Title: Re: Is This Fraudulent? (Girl Related)
Post by: bigmc on March 24, 2014, 09:01:59 AM
She's shown some obsessive signs, hence I am cutting her off, she went through my FB and started asking me questions about everysingle girl I am pictured with....some of them are from holidays 10 years ago.

Typical hot headed red head...this is why itsd important to know these things, you think you;re dealing with an easy going bimbo Blonde then deep down she's a fiery angry red head. As an extreme example,  if you thought you were dating a docile Japanese girl, then turns out she's actually a full blown ghetto black girl and knocks your lights out? lol same theory although hard to pull off.



i cant stand those facebook psychos

bitches be going through that shit like inspector clouseu
Title: Re: Is This Fraudulent? (Girl Related)
Post by: Skorp1o on March 24, 2014, 09:08:08 AM
i cant stand those facebook psychos

bitches be going through that shit like inspector clouseu

She sent a whatsapp saying "Can I ask you a question?"

I just hate it when women say this, you just know your day is ruined lol
Title: Re: Is This Fraudulent? (Girl Related)
Post by: the trainer on March 24, 2014, 09:10:59 AM
Been chatting to this girl for a week now, we met in a restaurant and exchanged numbers. She's tall and very blonde,We were getting to know each other really well and agreed to meet, however, as with most of my encounters the conversation went down the X rated route and which I've been milking up and sending her pics of me at around 7% bf.

I asked for a pussy pic and she sends it me....it was the nicest looking one I've seen as far as they go, well trimmed with the mohican then as I take a second look, and I realise something phony about the pubes, albeit a small tiny mohican, the pubes were of a ginger variety...I mean carrot like ginger veering on the bright orange side, those things would glow in the dark....a strong sense of dissapointment over took me and I can't move on now.

Don't get me wrong I do like red heads but that needs to come in a full package that I know off at the outset not disguised as blondes, this is like buying a peperonni pizza and when you open the box you get chicken, you like chicken so you eat it, but when you finish at the back of your mind you're still wishing you had the peperonni pizza.

So you are making excuses not to fuck a girl because her pubes are not blond, translation you are a fudge packing sausage loving fairy boy.
Title: Re: Is This Fraudulent? (Girl Related)
Post by: Skorp1o on March 24, 2014, 09:15:14 AM
So you are making excuses not to fuck a girl because her pubes are not blond, translation you are a fudge packing sausage loving fairy boy just like me, lets have some drink sometime Skorp  :-*.

No I won't >:(
Title: Re: Is This Fraudulent? (Girl Related)
Post by: falco on March 24, 2014, 10:01:26 AM
So you leave a woman because her boobs are to big then is the covered in tears blowjob story, now you reject a perfect vagina because it has a red hair on it...

Son,  i am disapointed.

A true alpha just fucks and asks questions later.



Title: Re: Is This Fraudulent? (Girl Related)
Post by: Skorp1o on March 24, 2014, 10:26:42 AM
So you leave a woman because her boobs are to big then is the covered in tears blowjob story, now you reject a perfect vagina because it has a red hair on it...

Son,  i am disapointed.

A true alpha just fucks and asks questions later.





What is she has a penis?
Title: Re: Is This Fraudulent? (Girl Related)
Post by: _aj_ on March 24, 2014, 10:27:21 AM
What is she has a penis?

True. Alpha.
Title: Re: Is This Fraudulent? (Girl Related)
Post by: falco on March 24, 2014, 10:30:07 AM
What is she has a penis?

At least she can give you head.
Title: Re: Is This Fraudulent? (Girl Related)
Post by: Skorp1o on March 24, 2014, 11:02:01 AM
At least she can give you head.

I'd be worried about what "she" might want after
Title: Re: Is This Fraudulent? (Girl Related)
Post by: bigmc on March 24, 2014, 11:11:35 AM
She sent a whatsapp saying "Can I ask you a question?"

I just hate it when women say this, you just know your day is ruined lol

tell her she has to earn the right to be your girl

namely by threesomes with her hot friends and repeatedly taking anal
Title: Re: Is This Fraudulent? (Girl Related)
Post by: Skorp1o on March 24, 2014, 11:13:03 AM
tell her she has to earn the right to be your girl

namely by threesomes with her hot friends and repeatedly taking anal
^After Genghis Khan, you are the second Alpha to ever live.
Title: Re: Is This Fraudulent? (Girl Related)
Post by: visualizeperfection on March 24, 2014, 02:34:33 PM
tell her she has to earn the right to be your girl

namely by threesomes with her hot friends and repeatedly taking anal

yes.

throw back rubs on command and cooking.

possible gf material.
Title: Re: Is This Fraudulent? (Girl Related)
Post by: sagittal chest on March 24, 2014, 04:30:14 PM
I came back to this thread and there are still no pussy shots.
There was a lot of potential here.

'unsubcribed'
Title: Re: Is This Fraudulent? (Girl Related)
Post by: TEH boob on March 24, 2014, 04:39:20 PM
So you leave a woman because her boobs are to big then is the covered in tears blowjob story, now you reject a perfect vagina because it has a red hair on it...

Son,  i am disapointed.

A true alpha just fucks and asks questions later.





That sounds like a rapist
Title: Re: Is This Fraudulent? (Girl Related)
Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 04:41:08 PM
That sounds like a rapist
Most women want to be raped. They just want it done with a thin nimbus of consent after a few glasses of pinot and some good conversation

no one ever asks to be fucked gently  :-*
Title: Re: Is This Fraudulent? (Girl Related)
Post by: anabolichalo on March 24, 2014, 04:46:19 PM
I need to share the story when I was with this girl for a few months who had the maddest sex drive ever, she always drove the pace up to the rough territory, whilst we were at it one night she incurred a whom injury and almost bled to death.
live by the cock, die by the cock
Title: Re: Is This Fraudulent? (Girl Related)
Post by: visualizeperfection on March 24, 2014, 06:05:41 PM
That sounds like a rapist
"rape" is such an outdated and barbaric term.

Title: Re: Is This Fraudulent? (Girl Related)
Post by: Dago_Joe on March 25, 2014, 09:43:41 AM
"rape" is such an outdated and barbaric term.



Yeah, he was just very persistent.  Pfft everybody immediately jumps to the rape assumption.  Jeez.