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Title: alice23 arrested in his home
Post by: LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt on March 21, 2014, 07:47:25 PM
alice23 was arrested today for killing a 2 year old child.... investigators say Alice23 became enraged with jealousy after seeing the size of the toddlers penis.   A source close to the accused mans family says this is not the first time. Alice23 has killed for the same reasons.   Sources from the SPCA confirm Alice23 has been on their watch list for many years after reports surfaced of a man pleasing himself in the anus of a frog.       
Title: Re: alice23 arrested in his home
Post by: The True Adonis on March 21, 2014, 07:48:27 PM
 ::)
Title: Getbig, I need assistance please.
Post by: NightTrain on March 21, 2014, 07:49:42 PM
My Greyhound just ate my 19th Dan Judo black belt which I rely on for self esteem sake which lead to losing my job as an oil field expert in Alberta. I also mortgaged my "training" business called "Calipper Fitless" on BitKoins thinking it was a male to money exchange trading company (I misread it as Mt Cocks)

On top of that, a poster on here named "no one" from Brandon Ontario never shipped me my Kigs so I'm GHLess.

All I'm requesting is 430k USD from people on the forum so that I don't have to sleep at the Hilton tonight.

Thanks!
Title: Re: Getbig, I need assistance please.
Post by: LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt on March 21, 2014, 07:52:50 PM
My Greyhound just ate my 19th Dan Judo black belt which I rely on for self esteem sake which lead to losing my job as an oil field expert in Alberta. I also mortgaged my "training" business called "Calipper Fitless" on BitKoins thinking it was a male to money exchange trading company (I misread it as Mt Cocks)

On top of that, a poster on here named "no one" from Brandon Ontario never shipped me my Kigs so I'm GHLess.

All I'm requesting is 430k USD from people on the forum so that I don't have to sleep at the Hilton tonight.

Thanks!
pathetic
Title: Re: Getbig, I need assistance please.
Post by: Grape Ape on March 21, 2014, 07:53:16 PM
Money sent.  Can't risk having you sleep on anything less than Egyptian cotton.
Title: Re: alice23 arrested in his home
Post by: NightTrain on March 21, 2014, 07:53:50 PM
::)

I take it back... at least bluto was clever.  ::)

I feel bad for this dude's level of clumsiness @ humor attempt.
Title: Re: Getbig, I need assistance please.
Post by: The True Adonis on March 21, 2014, 07:54:09 PM
 :D
Title: Re: Getbig, I need assistance please.
Post by: visualizeperfection on March 21, 2014, 07:54:24 PM
If need be I can sell one of my Ferraris to keep you out of the Hilton, I wouldn't wish that 3 star experience on anyone.

 
Title: Re: Getbig, I need assistance please.
Post by: NightTrain on March 21, 2014, 07:55:15 PM
Money sent.  Can't risk having you sleep on anything less than Egyptian cotton.

Thanks Grape.

Can you throw a little extra for a "wrestling session"? Blue tarp and KY aren't cheap these days and Diana upped her rates.
Title: Re: alice23 arrested in his home
Post by: visualizeperfection on March 21, 2014, 07:55:57 PM
I think this might of been an attempt at humor.

Title: Re: alice23 arrested in his home
Post by: LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt on March 21, 2014, 07:56:48 PM
I take it back... at least bluto was clever.  ::)

I feel bad for this dude's level of clumsiness @ humor attempt.
you mean brilliance,.  don't be a hater bro...  
Title: Re: Getbig, I need assistance please.
Post by: LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt on March 21, 2014, 07:57:35 PM
Thanks Grape.

Can you throw a little extra for a "wrestling session"? Blue tarp and KY aren't cheap these days and Diana upped her rates.
don't you prefer the Michael clark Duncan type of women
Title: Re: alice23 arrested in his home
Post by: visualizeperfection on March 21, 2014, 07:58:48 PM
you mean brilliance,.  don't be a hater bro...  

Phil Heaths gimmick outed.
Title: Re: Getbig, I need assistance please.
Post by: NightTrain on March 21, 2014, 07:59:01 PM
:D

 ;D

all jokes aside they seem like great dogs. Are they active as adults? I would think so but have no idea.
Title: Re: alice23 arrested in his home
Post by: Foozle on March 21, 2014, 07:59:03 PM
Were you all giddy when you started this thread thinking it would be funny?

It sucks.  One of the worst ever on this board.  Almost as bad as anything by "the trainer".  Eat a dick.
Title: Re: alice23 arrested in his home
Post by: XFACTOR on March 21, 2014, 07:59:12 PM
Weak!
Title: Re: alice23 arrested in his home
Post by: gmflex on March 21, 2014, 07:59:24 PM
alice23 was arrested today for killing a 2 year old child.... investigators say Alice23 became enraged with jealousy after seeing the size of the toddlers penis.   A source close to the accused mans family says this is not the first time. Alice23 has killed for the same reasons.   Sources from the SPCA confirm Alice23 has been on their watch list for many years after reports surfaced of a man pleasing himself in the anus of a frog.       



 ;D
Title: Re: alice23 arrested in his home
Post by: Wolfox on March 21, 2014, 07:59:37 PM
Lame.
Title: Re: Getbig, I need assistance please.
Post by: visualizeperfection on March 21, 2014, 08:00:17 PM
don't you prefer the Michael clark Duncan type of women

We dont speak ill of the dead around here.
Title: Re: alice23 arrested in his home
Post by: Foozle on March 21, 2014, 08:00:54 PM
Lame.

Like you.  I like watching you try to mix it up with the big boys and get ignored.

You started an "I'm leaving thread" and nobody cared.
Title: Re: alice23 arrested in his home
Post by: Rambone on March 21, 2014, 08:02:27 PM


Ace did it better
Title: LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt arrested in his GloryHole
Post by: NightTrain on March 21, 2014, 08:02:58 PM
 ::)
Title: Re: alice23 arrested in his home
Post by: LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt on March 21, 2014, 08:02:59 PM
Were you all giddy when you started this thread thinking it would be funny?

It sucks.  One of the worst ever on this board.  Almost as bad as anything by "the trainer".  Eat a dick.
pathetic how you use all your gimmicks to side with you.... what a clown no wonder your wife sees other men
Title: Re: alice23 arrested in his home
Post by: visualizeperfection on March 21, 2014, 08:03:30 PM
(http://d22zlbw5ff7yk5.cloudfront.net/images/stash-1-50a8b47143f20.gif)

The watermelon is a metaphor for "LaCksAnyHumOr's" opening post.
Title: Re: alice23 arrested in his home
Post by: Wolfox on March 21, 2014, 08:03:37 PM
Like you.  I like watching you try to mix it up with the big boys and get ignored.

You started an "I'm leaving thread" and nobody cared.

Yet I occupy your mind, fagget.

Keep talking about me.
Title: Re: alice23 arrested in his home
Post by: ismoseppo on March 21, 2014, 08:04:23 PM
pathetic how you use all your gimmicks to side with you.... what a clown no wonder your wife sees other men

\so essentially you go after his wife and kid on the boards then tell me what a shitty person I am

wow
Title: Re: Getbig, I need assistance please.
Post by: Tapeworm on March 21, 2014, 08:04:38 PM
:D

That's mean.  Also when people balance a cookie on the dog's nose and make the dog just sit there waiting for permission to eat it.  It's not abuse or anything but it's demeaning and a rotten way to misuse a dog's loyalty.  You shouldn't do that stuff to your buddy.
Title: Re: Getbig, I need assistance please.
Post by: LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt on March 21, 2014, 08:05:05 PM
We dont speak ill of the dead around here.
damn sorry bro... so I wont bring up your careers your marriage or your physique
Title: Re: alice23 arrested in his home
Post by: NightTrain on March 21, 2014, 08:06:13 PM
(http://d22zlbw5ff7yk5.cloudfront.net/images/stash-1-50a8b47143f20.gif)

The watermelon is a metaphor for "LaCksAnyHumOr's" opening post.

LOLOLOLOL.... I'm loading that on my LCD photo display thingy and looping that shit...


Title: Re: Getbig, I need assistance please.
Post by: visualizeperfection on March 21, 2014, 08:06:33 PM
damn sorry bro... so I wont bring up your careers your marriage or your physique

honestly man. funniest and wittiest thing you have ever posted.

tip of the cap, truly. If I had a sister I would let you fuck her.
Title: Negbrews gonna be Neegbrews...
Post by: NightTrain on March 21, 2014, 08:08:44 PM
nobody gives a shit but never liked that ngr... fuck him.  ;D

They never learn...  mine has ;D

Title: Re: alice23 arrested in his home
Post by: LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt on March 21, 2014, 08:10:32 PM
(http://d22zlbw5ff7yk5.cloudfront.net/images/stash-1-50a8b47143f20.gif)

The cock is my fav snack
;D
Title: Re: alice23 arrested in his home
Post by: Foozle on March 21, 2014, 08:13:20 PM
Yet I occupy your mind, fagget.

Keep talking about me.

Remember that time you threatened to leave getbig?

Nobody else does.
Title: Re: Getbig, I need assistance please.
Post by: LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt on March 21, 2014, 08:13:22 PM
honestly man. funniest and wittiest thing you have ever posted.

tip of the cap, truly. If I had a sister I would let you fuck her.
:P
Title: Re: alice23 arrested in his home
Post by: TrueGrit on March 21, 2014, 08:13:31 PM
(http://cdn.list25.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/penguifall.gif)
Title: Re: alice23 arrested in his home
Post by: visualizeperfection on March 21, 2014, 08:15:06 PM
;D

you just kind of reworded every joke I have said about you, but that's cool too.

youre getting better, your still a hemorrhoid on the asshole of getbig, but now there is a donut pillow to sit on.
Title: Re: alice23 arrested in his home
Post by: Tapeworm on March 21, 2014, 08:18:31 PM

 Lol.  The dude has had enough! ;D
Title: Re: alice23 arrested in his home
Post by: LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt on March 21, 2014, 08:19:11 PM
multiple responses to yourself are the first sign of me owning your head
Title: Re: alice23 arrested in his home
Post by: ismoseppo on March 21, 2014, 08:23:58 PM
multiple responses to yourself are the first sign of me owning your head

you thinking every account on here is one person is the mark of your stupidity
Title: Re: alice23 arrested in his home
Post by: visualizeperfection on March 21, 2014, 08:27:00 PM
you thinking every account on here is one person is the mark of your stupidity

he is "owning our heads"


oh brother
Title: Re: alice23 arrested in his home
Post by: ismoseppo on March 21, 2014, 08:27:57 PM
he is "owning our heads"


oh brother

will we recover?
Title: Re: alice23 arrested in his home
Post by: LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt on March 21, 2014, 08:30:46 PM
you thinking every account on here is one person is the mark of your stupidity
well in my defence the 3 of you do share a brain with a combined iq of 41
Title: Re: alice23 arrested in his home
Post by: ismoseppo on March 21, 2014, 08:32:01 PM
well in my defence the 3 of you do share a brain with a combined iq of 41

geezus ur shit is weak
Title: Re: alice23 arrested in his home
Post by: visualizeperfection on March 21, 2014, 08:36:58 PM
will we recover?

I personally wont.

I have been rethinking my life ever since this onslaught began.

Hes not taking any prisoners, that much is for certain.
Title: Re: alice23 arrested in his home
Post by: LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt on March 21, 2014, 08:37:13 PM
geezus ur shit is weak
unlike your meds
Title: Re: alice23 arrested in his home
Post by: ismoseppo on March 21, 2014, 08:38:31 PM
unlike your meds

oh
oh
that hurt
 ::)
Title: Re: alice23 arrested in his home
Post by: LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt on March 21, 2014, 08:39:26 PM
im sorry
Title: Re: alice23 arrested in his home
Post by: visualizeperfection on March 21, 2014, 08:42:01 PM
im sorry

qft
Title: Re: alice23 arrested in his home
Post by: Wolfox on March 21, 2014, 08:42:33 PM
Remember that time you threatened to leave getbig?

Nobody else does.

You do, bitch.

Keep my nutts in your mouth.
Title: Re: alice23 arrested in his home
Post by: ismoseppo on March 21, 2014, 08:44:49 PM
You do, bitch.

Keep my nutts in your mouth.

not happening
lets be honest here--no one respects u on here
Title: Re: alice23 arrested in his home
Post by: LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt on March 21, 2014, 08:49:58 PM
not happening
lets be honest here--no one respects u on here
why you bringing him into this???????????? jesus Christ that man is deeply imbedded in your mind
Title: Re: alice23 arrested in his home
Post by: Wolfox on March 21, 2014, 08:56:10 PM
not happening
lets be honest here--no one respects u on here

Who cares about your e-respect. 95% of the board is nothing but honorless tools.
Title: Re: alice23 arrested in his home
Post by: LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt on March 21, 2014, 08:57:45 PM
Who cares about your e-respect. 95% of the board is nothing but honorless tools.

amen
Title: Re: alice23 arrested in his home
Post by: FermiDirac on March 22, 2014, 01:11:31 AM
Is this the continuation of the 8 page callout from Alex back in New Years Eve?

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=512734.0
8 pages of peace.
Title: Re: alice23 arrested in his home
Post by: King Shizzo on March 22, 2014, 05:41:14 AM
Like you.  I like watching you try to mix it up with the big boys and get ignored.

You started an "I'm leaving thread" and nobody cared.
Foozle branching out in this thread.  ;D
Title: Re: alice23 arrested in his home
Post by: Red Hook on March 22, 2014, 08:26:46 AM
alice23 was arrested today for killing a 2 year old child.... investigators say Alice23 became enraged with jealousy after seeing the size of the toddlers penis.   A source close to the accused mans family says this is not the first time. Alice23 has killed for the same reasons.   Sources from the SPCA confirm Alice23 has been on their watch list for many years after reports surfaced of a man pleasing himself in the anus of a frog.       

If it does not involve committing suicide vis a vi overeating all the while clutching a pair of Nasser's manties and a note reading "I will see you see soon daddy" then we don't believe you  ::)