Author Topic: alice23 arrested in his home (Read 5450 times)

LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt · « **on:** March 21, 2014, 07:47:25 PM »

alice23 was arrested today for killing a 2 year old child.... investigators say Alice23 became enraged with jealousy after seeing the size of the toddlers penis. A source close to the accused mans family says this is not the first time. Alice23 has killed for the same reasons. Sources from the SPCA confirm Alice23 has been on their watch list for many years after reports surfaced of a man pleasing himself in the anus of a frog.

The True Adonis · « **Reply #1 on:** March 21, 2014, 07:48:27 PM »

NightTrain · « **Reply #2 on:** March 21, 2014, 07:49:42 PM »

My Greyhound just ate my 19th Dan Judo black belt which I rely on for self esteem sake which lead to losing my job as an oil field expert in Alberta. I also mortgaged my "training" business called "Calipper Fitless" on BitKoins thinking it was a male to money exchange trading company (I misread it as Mt Cocks)

On top of that, a poster on here named "no one" from Brandon Ontario never shipped me my Kigs so I'm GHLess.

All I'm requesting is 430k USD from people on the forum so that I don't have to sleep at the Hilton tonight.

Thanks!

LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt · « **Reply #3 on:** March 21, 2014, 07:52:50 PM »

Quote from: NightTrain on March 21, 2014, 07:49:42 PM

My Greyhound just ate my 19th Dan Judo black belt which I rely on for self esteem sake which lead to losing my job as an oil field expert in Alberta. I also mortgaged my "training" business called "Calipper Fitless" on BitKoins thinking it was a male to money exchange trading company (I misread it as Mt Cocks)

On top of that, a poster on here named "no one" from Brandon Ontario never shipped me my Kigs so I'm GHLess.

All I'm requesting is 430k USD from people on the forum so that I don't have to sleep at the Hilton tonight.

Thanks!

pathetic

Grape Ape · « **Reply #4 on:** March 21, 2014, 07:53:16 PM »

Money sent. Can't risk having you sleep on anything less than Egyptian cotton.

NightTrain · « **Reply #5 on:** March 21, 2014, 07:53:50 PM »

Quote from: The True Adonis on March 21, 2014, 07:48:27 PM

I take it back... at least bluto was clever.

I feel bad for this dude's level of clumsiness @ humor attempt.

The True Adonis · « **Reply #6 on:** March 21, 2014, 07:54:09 PM »

visualizeperfection · « **Reply #7 on:** March 21, 2014, 07:54:24 PM »

If need be I can sell one of my Ferraris to keep you out of the Hilton, I wouldn't wish that 3 star experience on anyone.

NightTrain · « **Reply #8 on:** March 21, 2014, 07:55:15 PM »

Quote from: Grape Ape on March 21, 2014, 07:53:16 PM

Money sent. Can't risk having you sleep on anything less than Egyptian cotton.

Thanks Grape.

Can you throw a little extra for a "wrestling session"? Blue tarp and KY aren't cheap these days and Diana upped her rates.

visualizeperfection · « **Reply #9 on:** March 21, 2014, 07:55:57 PM »

I think this might of been an attempt at humor.

LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt · « **Reply #10 on:** March 21, 2014, 07:56:48 PM »

Quote from: NightTrain on March 21, 2014, 07:53:50 PM

I take it back... at least bluto was clever.

I feel bad for this dude's level of clumsiness @ humor attempt.

you mean brilliance,. don't be a hater bro...

LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt · « **Reply #11 on:** March 21, 2014, 07:57:35 PM »

Quote from: NightTrain on March 21, 2014, 07:55:15 PM

Thanks Grape.

Can you throw a little extra for a "wrestling session"? Blue tarp and KY aren't cheap these days and Diana upped her rates.

don't you prefer the Michael clark Duncan type of women

visualizeperfection · « **Reply #12 on:** March 21, 2014, 07:58:48 PM »

Quote from: LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt on March 21, 2014, 07:56:48 PM

you mean brilliance,. don't be a hater bro...

Phil Heaths gimmick outed.

NightTrain · « **Reply #13 on:** March 21, 2014, 07:59:01 PM »

Quote from: The True Adonis on March 21, 2014, 07:54:09 PM

all jokes aside they seem like great dogs. Are they active as adults? I would think so but have no idea.

Foozle · « **Reply #14 on:** March 21, 2014, 07:59:03 PM »

Were you all giddy when you started this thread thinking it would be funny?

It sucks. One of the worst ever on this board. Almost as bad as anything by "the trainer". Eat a dick.

XFACTOR · « **Reply #15 on:** March 21, 2014, 07:59:12 PM »

Weak!

gmflex · « **Reply #16 on:** March 21, 2014, 07:59:24 PM »

Quote from: LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt on March 21, 2014, 07:47:25 PM

alice23 was arrested today for killing a 2 year old child.... investigators say Alice23 became enraged with jealousy after seeing the size of the toddlers penis. A source close to the accused mans family says this is not the first time. Alice23 has killed for the same reasons. Sources from the SPCA confirm Alice23 has been on their watch list for many years after reports surfaced of a man pleasing himself in the anus of a frog.

Wolfox · « **Reply #17 on:** March 21, 2014, 07:59:37 PM »

Lame.

visualizeperfection · « **Reply #18 on:** March 21, 2014, 08:00:17 PM »

Quote from: LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt on March 21, 2014, 07:57:35 PM

don't you prefer the Michael clark Duncan type of women

We dont speak ill of the dead around here.

Foozle · « **Reply #19 on:** March 21, 2014, 08:00:54 PM »

Quote from: Wolfox on March 21, 2014, 07:59:37 PM

Lame.

Like you. I like watching you try to mix it up with the big boys and get ignored.

You started an "I'm leaving thread" and nobody cared.

Rambone · « **Reply #20 on:** March 21, 2014, 08:02:27 PM »

Ace did it better

NightTrain · « **Reply #21 on:** March 21, 2014, 08:02:58 PM »

LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt · « **Reply #22 on:** March 21, 2014, 08:02:59 PM »

Quote from: Foozle on March 21, 2014, 07:59:03 PM

Were you all giddy when you started this thread thinking it would be funny?

It sucks. One of the worst ever on this board. Almost as bad as anything by "the trainer". Eat a dick.

pathetic how you use all your gimmicks to side with you.... what a clown no wonder your wife sees other men

visualizeperfection · « **Reply #23 on:** March 21, 2014, 08:03:30 PM »

The watermelon is a metaphor for "LaCksAnyHumOr's" opening post.

Wolfox · « **Reply #24 on:** March 21, 2014, 08:03:37 PM »

Quote from: Foozle on March 21, 2014, 08:00:54 PM

Like you. I like watching you try to mix it up with the big boys and get ignored.

You started an "I'm leaving thread" and nobody cared.

Yet I occupy your mind, fagget.

Keep talking about me.