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Title: Horny workout
Post by: the trainer on March 24, 2014, 11:59:59 AM
For some reason I get a little horny after a workout not sure why, am i the only one that this happens to.
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Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 12:01:00 PM
I'm giving foozle your address.
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Post by: _aj_ on March 24, 2014, 12:01:50 PM
Foozle will be here soon.
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Post by: Megalodon on March 24, 2014, 12:02:11 PM
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Post by: Nails on March 24, 2014, 12:02:15 PM
(http://crossfitoneworld.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341bf90553ef014e8a12d4a9970d-800wi)
Title: Re: Horny workout
Post by: Knooger on March 24, 2014, 12:07:56 PM
(http://crossfitoneworld.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341bf90553ef014e8a12d4a9970d-800wi)

I think this explains the fag's OP's situation.
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Post by: Megalodon on March 24, 2014, 12:09:15 PM
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Post by: CalvinH on March 24, 2014, 12:12:27 PM
Foozle will handle this.
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Post by: _aj_ on March 24, 2014, 12:16:14 PM
Foozle will handle this.

Where the fuck is he? He's falling down on the job here...
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Post by: Yanin on March 24, 2014, 12:18:46 PM
Interesting. I'm not very horny after but mostly before, even so that I often brew my own tapioca. However I suggest you workout a tab but hard to dump extra test.
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Post by: CalvinH on March 24, 2014, 12:19:44 PM
Where the fuck is he? He's falling down on the job here...


Maybe checking the trainers history to see if he still has made only one good post ???
Title: Re: Horny workout
Post by: _aj_ on March 24, 2014, 12:21:43 PM

Maybe checking the trainers history to see if he still has made only one good post ???

Shizzo was right. Foozle is the most dedicated troll on getbig. Dedicated to a single user.
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Post by: Lustral on March 24, 2014, 12:23:17 PM
Probably the anabolic rush from squats and deadlifts.

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Post by: Bertha Butt on March 24, 2014, 01:19:10 PM
For some reason I get a little horny after a workout not sure why, am i the only one that this happens to.
No, not after, only during work out. But I know why, in my case.
There's this one guy, often in the dumbbell area who really makes me blush. Nice tight butt, big broad shoulders and hairy chest. I like the way he frowns and grunts.  :-*
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Post by: Nails on March 24, 2014, 01:20:20 PM
No, not after, only during work out. But I know why, in my case.
There's this one guy, often in the dumbbell area who really makes me blush. Nice tight butt, big broad shoulders and hairy chest. I like the way he frowns and grunts.  :-*

post the wet panties or it never happened
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Post by: BigRo on March 24, 2014, 01:25:53 PM
I am horny before during and after...
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Post by: Bertha Butt on March 24, 2014, 01:31:45 PM
post the wet panties or it never happened

Pantyliners...

Otherwise I would slip off those labia machines.
 ;)
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Post by: Foozle on March 24, 2014, 01:38:13 PM
For some reason I get a little horny after a workout not sure why, am i the only one that this happens to.

Not sure why?  It's because you're in a gym swimming in a sea of men's sweaty asses and nutsacks.    Your dreaming of their scrotums as speedbags and your tongue is Rocky Balboa.

You're the biggest closet homo here, you nut loving pubic hair flossing suckass shitbag dickrider.   Eat a dick - you fucking suck.

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Post by: _aj_ on March 24, 2014, 01:42:02 PM
Thank God. Foozle is here.
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Post by: gracie bjj on March 24, 2014, 01:59:59 PM
i get so horny sometimes that ill go n jerk off in the storage closet
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Post by: El Diablo Blanco on March 24, 2014, 02:49:42 PM
When I worked at a gym during college some guy asked me for help.  He said he gets a hard on every time he does trap exercises and what can he do to stop it.  I just turned and walked away.
Title: Re: Horny workout
Post by: Schmoff on March 24, 2014, 02:52:37 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=362763.0;attach=397767)
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Post by: Tedim on March 24, 2014, 03:47:49 PM
Not sure why?  It's because you're in a gym swimming in a sea of men's sweaty asses and nutsacks.    Your dreaming of their scrotums as speedbags and your tongue is Rocky Balboa.

You're the biggest closet homo here, you nut loving pubic hair flossing suckass shitbag dickrider.   Eat a dick - you fucking suck.



Now that's a post!
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Post by: Tedim on March 24, 2014, 03:49:52 PM
No, not after, only during work out. But I know why, in my case.
There's this one guy, often in the dumbbell area who really makes me blush. Nice tight butt, big broad shoulders and hairy chest. I like the way he frowns and grunts.  :-*

Is this him?
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Post by: haider on March 24, 2014, 04:39:26 PM
Good. Means the gaykic is working.
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Post by: TEH boob on March 24, 2014, 07:15:06 PM
Didn't arnie say that lifting weights felt like sex?
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Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 07:17:18 PM
Didn't arnie say that lifting weights felt like sex?
I believe the quote is "the pump" from working out is like cumming inside a woman
Arnie was known for being a straight shooter and classy in general
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Post by: 240 is Back on March 24, 2014, 07:21:37 PM


would love to send a drunk mass text to all 20 of those girls at 2 am.
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Post by: Bertha Butt on March 24, 2014, 11:05:30 PM
Is this him?
Cute smile!
But not him...
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Post by: cephissus on March 24, 2014, 11:29:51 PM
When I worked at a gym during college some guy asked me for help.  He said he gets a hard on every time he does trap exercises and what can he do to stop it.  I just turned and walked away.

LMAO

on a somewhat related note to this thread,

i ran out of protein this morning, so i decided to pick some up at the gym.  every day, i walk past these big, 7.5 tubs of isopure sitting in the corner, but never buy (massively overpriced), but i don't want to go another 2-3 days without protein waiting for a bbing.com shipment to arrive, so i just decide to "go for it".

i pick the tub up and walk over to the counter.  the girl on shift is real hot, but i've never talked to her before.  i generally just walk past whoever's working the counter without saying a word, since i can't stand the "have a nice night" small talk (notes of anabol-esque spergism, as well), but tonight's going to be different!  when i get to the counter, i look her right in the eye, without breaking contact like my usual beta bitch self... except, she just stares straight ahead at the computer screen... completely silent for 30 seconds (not an exaggeration).  i'm about to, i don't know, ask if she's conscious? when finally she grabs the scanner and rings me up; we exchange probably three words the whole time, her eyes glued to the screen, before she finally looks up briefly to say "you're all set!".

WTF!

this girl's usually pretty friendly/outgoing, and we've had some solid eye contact in the past (definitely doesn't shy away after a second or two like most people), so this was just weird as hell... how to interpret this, getbig?
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Post by: 38-26-40 on March 24, 2014, 11:32:35 PM
I am horny before during and after...

THIS
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Post by: 38-26-40 on March 24, 2014, 11:39:32 PM
When I worked at a gym during college some guy asked me for help.  He said he gets a hard on every time he does trap exercises and what can he do to stop it.  I just turned and walked away.

Lmao!
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Post by: BigRo on March 25, 2014, 02:25:48 AM
THIS

want to help each other out?  ;)
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Post by: panos32 on March 25, 2014, 05:33:08 AM
Not sure why?  It's because you're in a gym swimming in a sea of men's sweaty asses and nutsacks.    Your dreaming of their scrotums as speedbags and your tongue is Rocky Balboa.

You're the biggest closet homo here, you nut loving pubic hair flossing suckass shitbag dickrider.   Eat a dick - you fucking suck.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Post by: CalvinH on March 25, 2014, 05:35:19 AM
Not sure why?  It's because you're in a gym swimming in a sea of men's sweaty asses and nutsacks.    Your dreaming of their scrotums as speedbags and your tongue is Rocky Balboa.

You're the biggest closet homo here, you nut loving pubic hair flossing suckass shitbag dickrider.   Eat a dick - you fucking suck.





Damn ;D
Title: Re: Horny workout
Post by: Mr Anabolic on March 25, 2014, 05:37:27 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=362763.0;attach=397767)

Makes me laugh every time.  Chick really got owned by this homo here.
Title: Re: Horny workout
Post by: Radical Plato on March 25, 2014, 05:41:09 AM

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=362763.0;attach=397767)
Damn ;D
What's the backstory behind these picture anyway.  I have laughed and laughed and laughed everytime I see them, but what was Chick thinking letting this queer fondle him and have pictures taken.  Did the queer pay money for the right to molest Bob?  And what has happened to Chick, is he no longer posting here?
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Post by: the trainer on March 25, 2014, 05:44:24 AM
Not sure why?  It's because you're in a gym swimming in a sea of men's sweaty asses and nutsacks.    Your dreaming of their scrotums as speedbags and your tongue is Rocky Balboa.

You're the biggest closet homo here, you nut loving pubic hair flossing suckass shitbag dickrider.   Eat a dick - you fucking suck.



Foozle you are now banned from commenting in my threads and if you persist you will get me angry and believe me you wont like me when I am angry.
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Post by: the trainer on March 25, 2014, 05:49:58 AM
 I think its the hormonal response from the heavy squats that might be causing it cause yesterday was leg day, funny story yesterday while i was squatting 500 pounds this dude was working out with this girlfriend and she was checking me out so in between sets i smiled at her and the dude saw so then he started to french kiss her, what a insecure twat.
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Post by: Tapeworm on March 25, 2014, 05:53:52 AM
I've been known to jerk it during crunches.  I can do 1000 now.
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Post by: TEH boob on March 25, 2014, 06:54:07 AM
want to help each other out?  ;)

(http://media3.giphy.com/media/yH0U9E28MJqPC/200_s.gif)
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Post by: Kwon_2 on March 25, 2014, 10:14:56 AM
THIS

Want to help each other out?  ;)
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Post by: _aj_ on March 25, 2014, 10:24:53 AM
(http://media3.giphy.com/media/yH0U9E28MJqPC/200_s.gif)

Come on TEH, BigRo isn't THAT bad looking. Sure, he's a bit of a twink, but you should be more supportive of our members that are just starting out on this hard road of betterment through weight training.
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Post by: TEH boob on March 25, 2014, 11:00:01 AM
Come on TEH, BigRo isn't THAT bad looking. Sure, he's a bit of a twink, but you should be more supportive of our members that are just starting out on this hard road of betterment through weight training.

The vomit was in response to the come on, and it looked like kwon followed suit.


Yeah BigRo is aaaaalmost out of twink status
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Post by: oldtimer1 on March 25, 2014, 11:28:16 AM
LMAO

on a somewhat related note to this thread,

i ran out of protein this morning, so i decided to pick some up at the gym.  every day, i walk past these big, 7.5 tubs of isopure sitting in the corner, but never buy (massively overpriced), but i don't want to go another 2-3 days without protein waiting for a bbing.com shipment to arrive, so i just decide to "go for it".

i pick the tub up and walk over to the counter.  the girl on shift is real hot, but i've never talked to her before.  i generally just walk past whoever's working the counter without saying a word, since i can't stand the "have a nice night" small talk (notes of anabol-esque spergism, as well), but tonight's going to be different!  when i get to the counter, i look her right in the eye, without breaking contact like my usual beta bitch self... except, she just stares straight ahead at the computer screen... completely silent for 30 seconds (not an exaggeration).  i'm about to, i don't know, ask if she's conscious? when finally she grabs the scanner and rings me up; we exchange probably three words the whole time, her eyes glued to the screen, before she finally looks up briefly to say "you're all set!".

WTF!

this girl's usually pretty friendly/outgoing, and we've had some solid eye contact in the past (definitely doesn't shy away after a second or two like most people), so this was just weird as hell... how to interpret this, getbig?

If you get the answer please tell all of getbig because man has been trying interpret girls since the Wolly Monmouth walked the earth. It could be anything.

1. You never say hello so now she is retaliating.
2. She was facebooking on the computer and she didn't want to lose her train of thought.
3. She is a rude scum bag.
4. She was looking up the price of the protein.
5. Guys check her out all the time so she thinks she's all that and a bag of chips.

I could go on. Next time make it a point of saying hello to her. If she acts like you aren't even a person then you know what kind of person she is. On the other hand you could be a dork.   
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Post by: Grape Ape on March 25, 2014, 11:30:36 AM
If you get the answer please tell all of getbig because man has been trying interpret girls since the Wolly Monmouth walked the earth.

I'm pretty sure Wolly Manmouths didn't exist.
Title: Re: Horny workout
Post by: BigRo on March 25, 2014, 11:42:25 AM
(http://media3.giphy.com/media/yH0U9E28MJqPC/200_s.gif)

Want to help each other out?  ;D
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Post by: Megalodon on March 25, 2014, 11:46:51 AM
Alice Cooper-bodybuilding related-66 years old looks better than schvatz...er

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Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 11:47:24 AM
Want to help each other out?  ;D
All yours, man. I've had my turn.
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Post by: forillagorilla on March 25, 2014, 11:53:35 AM
For some reason I get a little horny after a workout not sure why, am i the only one that this happens to.

It's that hairy near that you train with that's causing it ya fag
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Post by: Kwon_2 on March 25, 2014, 11:59:53 AM
(http://media3.giphy.com/media/yH0U9E28MJqPC/200_s.gif)

Want to help each other out?  ;)
Title: Re: Horny workout
Post by: CalvinH on March 25, 2014, 12:00:52 PM
The vomit was in response to the come on, and it looked like kwon followed suit.


Yeah BigRo is aaaaalmost out of twink status



Good call...it would get ugly between you and Lobstah.
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Post by: Kwon_2 on March 25, 2014, 12:15:14 PM


Ahalo spotted at 2:44 :D
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Post by: TEH boob on March 25, 2014, 12:15:47 PM


Good call...it would get ugly between you and Lobstah.

I've got a man, but single TEH boob didn't fight over men
(http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Bitch_12d1ff_2562133.gif)
Title: Re: Horny workout
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 12:17:19 PM
It's been proven through surveys and anonymous polls that women are rarely sexually satisfied to the fullest extent with one man. Often even two isn't enough. Most men just can't keep up or lack the proper communication skills to know how to please their partner. The female anatomy and sex drive is considerably more complex and higher performing than the male variant, with an attendant increased endurance level. It helps explain the high volume of polyamorous women on OKCupid and POF, no doubt.
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Post by: BigRo on March 25, 2014, 12:21:22 PM
I dont think you can say woman are just this way and men are just that way, its more down to an individual basis.
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Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 12:22:51 PM
I dont think you can say woman are just this way and men are just that way, its more down to an individual basis.
No, that's not right. For every exception, there's 5000 cases that follow the generally accepted modus operandi.

I realize your steroid cock probably pleases the women you've hooked off the Internet, but that's a rare exception to the rule. Most girls, even the ones who enjoy their partner, are not entirely content with what they have. They generally have to use toys or other means of getting off where sex fails.
Title: Re: Horny workout
Post by: BigRo on March 25, 2014, 12:25:36 PM
I wouldn't know about these woman because the ones I service are always satisfied unless they are feminist lesbo bitches who need to carry around a box full of stupid toys with them.
Title: Re: Horny workout
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 12:26:07 PM
I wouldn't know about these woman because the ones I service are always satisfied unless they are feminist lesbo bitches who need to carry around a box full of stupid toys with them.
I already complimented your sexman abilities, no need to gloat.
Title: Re: Horny workout
Post by: 38-26-40 on April 02, 2014, 06:30:21 PM
All yours, man. I've had my turn.

.....and lost

lol