When I worked at a gym during college some guy asked me for help. He said he gets a hard on every time he does trap exercises and what can he do to stop it. I just turned and walked away.
LMAO
on a somewhat related note to this thread,
i ran out of protein this morning, so i decided to pick some up at the gym. every day, i walk past these big, 7.5 tubs of isopure sitting in the corner, but never buy (massively overpriced), but i don't want to go another 2-3 days without protein waiting for a bbing.com shipment to arrive, so i just decide to "go for it".
i pick the tub up and walk over to the counter. the girl on shift is real hot, but i've never talked to her before. i generally just walk past whoever's working the counter without saying a word, since i can't stand the "have a nice night" small talk (notes of anabol-esque spergism, as well), but tonight's going to be different! when i get to the counter, i look her right in the eye, without breaking contact like my usual beta bitch self... except, she just stares straight ahead at the computer screen... completely silent for 30 seconds (not an exaggeration). i'm about to, i don't know, ask if she's conscious? when finally she grabs the scanner and rings me up; we exchange probably three words the whole time, her eyes glued to the screen, before she finally looks up briefly to say "you're all set!".
WTF!
this girl's usually pretty friendly/outgoing, and we've had some solid eye contact in the past (definitely doesn't shy away after a second or two like most people), so this was just weird as hell... how to interpret this, getbig?