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Title: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: SusanFitness on March 28, 2014, 07:34:16 PM
That even with a bit of game you can still find it hard to get laid after a while? That's because you boys have NO IDEA what us girls talk about and if you've got a shrivelled up dick, we WILL tell each other and you will be avoided.

Think about it, ever had a girl then quickly been dumped and her circle of friends don't want to know you? Yup, they don't want a tweezer-dicked nerd. and as for trying to eat us out straight away, that's another favorite fail of small-dicked man.

sorry, but if you have a small dick building muscle won't help. in fact, it will make it worse. I feel genuinely sorry for the small boys.
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: NightTrain on March 28, 2014, 07:37:06 PM
That even with a bit of game you can still find it hard to get laid after a while? That's because you boys have NO IDEA what us girls talk about and if you've got a shrivelled up dick, we WILL tell each other and you will be avoided.

Think about it, ever had a girl then quickly been dumped and her circle of friends don't want to know you? Yup, they don't want a tweezer-dicked nerd. and as for trying to eat us out straight away, that's another favorite fail of small-dicked man.

sorry, but if you have a small dick building muscle won't help. in fact, it will make it worse. I feel genuinely sorry for the small boys.

Hi Dave. How's the weather in St-Louis?
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: cephissus on March 28, 2014, 07:37:23 PM
What kind of name is 'dave' for a girl?

???
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: visualizeperfection on March 28, 2014, 07:38:43 PM
gayer than pretending to be a girl commenting on other mens cock size.
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: NightTrain on March 28, 2014, 07:40:51 PM
gayer than pretending to be a girl commenting on other mens cock size.

It's well known in OP's circles that "Susan" is a euphemism for good ol' Dave Mirza aka Squwak Father
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: visualizeperfection on March 28, 2014, 07:41:47 PM
It's well known in OP's circles that "Susan" is a euphemism for good ol' Dave Mirza aka Squwak Father

is a well known athlete in his town?
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: NightTrain on March 28, 2014, 07:45:34 PM
is a well known athlete in his town?

I would never use the word "athlete' in the same sentence as "Mirza" but posting wise he had his moments.

Dicktalk by men is an epic side effect of projection and undeniable.
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: the trainer on March 28, 2014, 07:55:09 PM
Just what we need on getbig another man pretending to be a woman.
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: visualizeperfection on March 28, 2014, 07:57:08 PM
I would never use the word "athlete' in the same sentence as "Mirza" but posting wise he had his moments.

Dicktalk by men is an epic side effect of projection and undeniable.

I see what youre saying.

I guess this simply isnt one of those "moments"

self outing for possession of a baby dick isnt a cool way to "burst" onto the scene.
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: falco on March 29, 2014, 02:12:32 AM
That even with a bit of game you can still find it hard to get laid after a while? That's because you boys have NO IDEA what us girls talk about and if you've got a shrivelled up dick, we WILL tell each other and you will be avoided.

Think about it, ever had a girl then quickly been dumped and her circle of friends don't want to know you? Yup, they don't want a tweezer-dicked nerd. and as for trying to eat us out straight away, that's another favorite fail of small-dicked man.

sorry, but if you have a small dick building muscle won't help. in fact, it will make it worse. I feel genuinely sorry for the small boys.

(http://media.tumblr.com/78a4c0272ebe93f77f061ed7218f3cbf/tumblr_inline_mwlcvdEtSG1r7qr2g.gif)
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: Royalty on March 29, 2014, 04:03:47 AM
That even with a bit of game you can still find it hard to get laid after a while? That's because you boys have NO IDEA what us girls talk about and if you've got a shrivelled up dick, we WILL tell each other and you will be avoided.

Think about it, ever had a girl then quickly been dumped and her circle of friends don't want to know you? Yup, they don't want a tweezer-dicked nerd. and as for trying to eat us out straight away, that's another favorite fail of small-dicked man.

sorry, but if you have a small dick building muscle won't help. in fact, it will make it worse. I feel genuinely sorry for the small boys.

I wonder how many cross dressers post on getbig
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: gym**rat on March 29, 2014, 04:14:54 AM
If any one knows all about small dongs it would be Dave.
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: Eulogy on March 29, 2014, 08:35:36 AM
I assume this would be a thread started by anabolichalo. He seems to like looking at all sized dicks.
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: bradistani on March 29, 2014, 08:38:26 AM
...(small dick musclemen)

you rang...
(http://i62.tinypic.com/29wewk.jpg)
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: Ronnie Rep on March 29, 2014, 08:46:01 AM
That even with a bit of game you can still find it hard to get laid after a while? That's because you boys have NO IDEA what us girls talk about and if you've got a shrivelled up dick, we WILL tell each other and you will be avoided.

Think about it, ever had a girl then quickly been dumped and her circle of friends don't want to know you? Yup, they don't want a tweezer-dicked nerd. and as for trying to eat us out straight away, that's another favorite fail of small-dicked man.

sorry, but if you have a small dick building muscle won't help. in fact, it will make it worse. I feel genuinely sorry for the small boys.
How big is your dick?
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: forillagorilla on March 29, 2014, 10:11:54 AM
That even with a bit of game you can still find it hard to get laid after a while? That's because you boys have NO IDEA what us girls talk about and if you've got a shrivelled up dick, we WILL tell each other and you will be avoided.

Think about it, ever had a girl then quickly been dumped and her circle of friends don't want to know you? Yup, they don't want a tweezer-dicked nerd. and as for trying to eat us out straight away, that's another favorite fail of small-dicked man.

sorry, but if you have a small dick building muscle won't help. in fact, it will make it worse. I feel genuinely sorry for the small boys.

You are a flabby fat dude - why front?
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: Hulkotron on March 29, 2014, 10:14:03 AM
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Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: forillagorilla on March 29, 2014, 10:14:23 AM
you rang...
(http://i62.tinypic.com/29wewk.jpg)

How the fuck did you have THAT pic? If your a homo I apologize no offense intended
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: SF1900 on March 29, 2014, 10:19:29 AM
Squad Father making a come back.
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: anabolichalo on March 29, 2014, 10:21:30 AM
How the fuck did you have THAT pic? If your a homo I apologize no offense intended
i seen this pic a dozen times

a well known photoshop
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on March 29, 2014, 10:30:12 AM
i seen this pic a dozen times

a well known photoshop

Post the original
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: anabolichalo on March 29, 2014, 10:31:49 AM
Post the original
(http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/6339/6wwj09xbk9.jpg)
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: io856 on March 29, 2014, 10:37:24 AM
Seriously why the fuck is Mirza posting from a female perspective? Couldn't he have created a new gimmick?
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: MONSTER_TRICEPS on March 29, 2014, 10:45:22 AM
Haha big dave destroying the twinks as usual.  ;D
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: anabolichalo on March 29, 2014, 11:01:17 AM
i did 100 jelqs and 10 minute penis pump today


gotta get big size
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on March 29, 2014, 11:01:51 AM

Use imgur.com please
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: Shockwave on March 29, 2014, 11:03:32 AM
SF was much funnier when he was destroying tiny tits, not emulating chicks who he clearly has no idea how they think....

I seem to remember Dave always had a strange obsession with dudes dick size, as well....

No matter, he was hilarious.
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: BigRo on March 29, 2014, 01:35:17 PM
i did 100 jelqs and 10 minute penis pump today


gotta get big size

what is jelqing?
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: Shockwave on March 29, 2014, 01:38:17 PM
what is jelqing?
basically holding blood in your. erect cock and forcing the blood down towards the tip.

you squeeze your dick tightly at the base and then slide it forward forcing the blood to your cockhead.
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: BigRo on March 29, 2014, 01:40:50 PM
sounds painful?
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: HTexan on March 29, 2014, 03:13:44 PM
what is jelqing?
Some guys jack their micro penises hoping it will increase in size.
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: viking1 on March 29, 2014, 03:22:19 PM
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/1c4443fd06d38fcddb2a4b74d7bf80f3/tumblr_mqm3vjESmB1qc01y1o1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on March 29, 2014, 03:41:34 PM
Damn bodybuilding is fucked up ;D
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: Wiggs on March 29, 2014, 03:56:25 PM
Damn bodybuilding is fucked up ;D

 :( ;D
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: visualizeperfection on March 29, 2014, 10:28:15 PM
^^^ is that a real person?
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: Wiggs on March 29, 2014, 10:28:36 PM


Ron lost some weight.
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: Wiggs on March 29, 2014, 10:55:58 PM
I think his name is Pablo

Ron Pablo?
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: pedro01 on March 29, 2014, 11:00:42 PM
That even with a bit of game you can still find it hard to get laid after a while? That's because you boys have NO IDEA what us girls talk about and if you've got a shrivelled up dick, we WILL tell each other and you will be avoided.

Think about it, ever had a girl then quickly been dumped and her circle of friends don't want to know you? Yup, they don't want a tweezer-dicked nerd. and as for trying to eat us out straight away, that's another favorite fail of small-dicked man.

sorry, but if you have a small dick building muscle won't help. in fact, it will make it worse. I feel genuinely sorry for the small boys.

Sounds more like a circle of sluts than a circle of friends.

But hey, at least you all have a common interest.
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: Complex Carbs on March 29, 2014, 11:01:51 PM
Great thread.

Needs more cocks.
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: Radical Plato on March 29, 2014, 11:03:45 PM
That even with a bit of game you can still find it hard to get laid after a while? That's because you boys have NO IDEA what us girls talk about and if you've got a shrivelled up dick, we WILL tell each other and you will be avoided.

Think about it, ever had a girl then quickly been dumped and her circle of friends don't want to know you? Yup, they don't want a tweezer-dicked nerd. and as for trying to eat us out straight away, that's another favorite fail of small-dicked man.

sorry, but if you have a small dick building muscle won't help. in fact, it will make it worse. I feel genuinely sorry for the small boys.
That's because you girls have you NO IDEA what us men talk about and if you've got a cun_t like the size of the grand canyon that emits an odour worse than the local rubbish tip, we WILL tell each other and you will be avoided, right after we fuck you once or twice and dump you like the slut you are destined to be.

Think about it, ever had a man then quickly been dumped and his circle of friends don't want to know you? (after they fucked you once or twice) Yup, they don't want a grand canyon sized hole emitting foul odours, once they discover the blackhole emitting powerful ocean like odours, the door is soon found.  His mates will be keen to find out for themselves, but will soon reach the same conclusion.
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: _bruce_ on March 30, 2014, 10:30:11 AM
All I see is a funny post from a big guy.
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on March 30, 2014, 10:39:26 AM
That's because you girls have you NO IDEA what us men talk about and if you've got a cun_t like the size of the grand canyon that emits an odour worse than the local rubbish tip, we WILL tell each other and you will be avoided, right after we fuck you once or twice and dump you like the slut you are destined to be.

Think about it, ever had a man then quickly been dumped and his circle of friends don't want to know you? (after they fucked you once or twice) Yup, they don't want a grand canyon sized hole emitting foul odours, once they discover the blackhole emitting powerful ocean like odours, the door is soon found.  His mates will be keen to find out for themselves, but will soon reach the same conclusion.

Damn sounds like Susan hit a nerve with you
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: the trainer on March 30, 2014, 10:39:46 AM
(http://wetmike.com/c/l6/welcome-to-big-black-cocks-the-190534_700_0.jpeg)

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ogprMiel1rsdva6o1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: anabolichalo on March 30, 2014, 10:47:37 AM
(http://h6img.com/p/6/fack-dick.jpg)

(http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2010-04-03/1270295292179.jpg)

(http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/i/J/l/p/iJlp/fake.jpg)
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: the trainer on March 30, 2014, 11:03:09 AM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4cBMHYpZbj4/R6BDgbjF7qI/AAAAAAAAA00/a_BAUOvCD-A/s1600/beachdude2.jpg)
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on March 30, 2014, 12:57:48 PM

Haha how embarrassing to have to use a big black dildo to live up to stereotypes about one's race
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on March 30, 2014, 01:04:00 PM
(http://h6img.com/p/6/fack-dick.jpg)

(http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2010-04-03/1270295292179.jpg)

(http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/i/J/l/p/iJlp/fake.jpg)


lmao...I bet if these guys worked out, they would use fake plates like all the pros...
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt on March 30, 2014, 01:19:16 PM
That even with a bit of game you can still find it hard to get laid after a while? That's because you boys have NO IDEA what us girls talk about and if you've got a shrivelled up dick, we WILL tell each other and you will be avoided.

Think about it, ever had a girl then quickly been dumped and her circle of friends don't want to know you? Yup, they don't want a tweezer-dicked nerd. and as for trying to eat us out straight away, that's another favorite fail of small-dicked man.

sorry, but if you have a small dick building muscle won't help. in fact, it will make it worse. I feel genuinely sorry for the small boys.
hi alice
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: bradistani on March 30, 2014, 01:20:37 PM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4cBMHYpZbj4/R6BDgbjF7qI/AAAAAAAAA00/a_BAUOvCD-A/s1600/beachdude2.jpg)

love to pound her
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on March 30, 2014, 01:25:00 PM
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/1c4443fd06d38fcddb2a4b74d7bf80f3/tumblr_mqm3vjESmB1qc01y1o1_500.jpg)

the skateboard squat is good for training both strength and balance.
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: the trainer on March 30, 2014, 04:18:19 PM
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Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: TrueGrit on March 30, 2014, 04:29:09 PM
That even with a bit of game you can still find it hard to get laid after a while? That's because you boys have NO IDEA what us girls talk about and if you've got a shrivelled up dick, we WILL tell each other and you will be avoided.

Think about it, ever had a girl then quickly been dumped and her circle of friends don't want to know you? Yup, they don't want a tweezer-dicked nerd. and as for trying to eat us out straight away, that's another favorite fail of small-dicked man.

sorry, but if you have a small dick building muscle won't help. in fact, it will make it worse. I feel genuinely sorry for the small boys.

lol
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: visualizeperfection on March 30, 2014, 05:00:48 PM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4cBMHYpZbj4/R6BDgbjF7qI/AAAAAAAAA00/a_BAUOvCD-A/s1600/beachdude2.jpg)

talk about a confident dude.

probably rich, probably fucks tens daily.
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: the trainer on March 30, 2014, 05:39:00 PM
(http://www.dutchbodybuilding.com/gallery/data/612/Offseason_Bodybuilders_67886.jpg)

Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: Wiggs on March 30, 2014, 05:52:00 PM
(http://h6img.com/p/6/fack-dick.jpg)

(http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2010-04-03/1270295292179.jpg)

(http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/i/J/l/p/iJlp/fake.jpg)

The gents clearly have two cocks. An alpha and beta cock.
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: viking1 on March 30, 2014, 06:00:30 PM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-7OgdXp9LISc/TsmHLU8fvAI/AAAAAAAABOg/4d2XT1dMlt8/s1600/3+arnold+schwartzenegger12b1.jpg)
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on March 30, 2014, 06:21:58 PM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-7OgdXp9LISc/TsmHLU8fvAI/AAAAAAAABOg/4d2XT1dMlt8/s1600/3+arnold+schwartzenegger12b1.jpg)

That might be the gayest photo every posted on getbig
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: SusanFitness on April 12, 2014, 01:50:15 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=528020.0;attach=559588;image)


this proven to not be Dave. just like all the others.
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: el numero uno on April 12, 2014, 03:16:20 PM
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/1c4443fd06d38fcddb2a4b74d7bf80f3/tumblr_mqm3vjESmB1qc01y1o1_500.jpg)

I'd love to be that skateboard.
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: DroppingPlates on April 12, 2014, 03:21:56 PM
That even with a bit of game you can still find it hard to get laid after a while? That's because you boys have NO IDEA what us girls talk about and if you've got a shrivelled up dick, we WILL tell each other and you will be avoided.

Think about it, ever had a girl then quickly been dumped and her circle of friends don't want to know you? Yup, they don't want a tweezer-dicked nerd. and as for trying to eat us out straight away, that's another favorite fail of small-dicked man.

sorry, but if you have a small dick building muscle won't help. in fact, it will make it worse. I feel genuinely sorry for the small boys.

Translation: another good looking muscular guy has dumped me.
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: The Ugly on April 12, 2014, 04:24:36 PM

this proven to not be Dave. just like all the others.

Odd you would know this, much less be concerned with such a thing.
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: qbkilla on April 13, 2014, 12:19:26 AM
HAHAHHA,,THREAD IS SO TRUE,,AND THESE GETBIG BOYS GET SO BAD,,,IT IS A FACT,,A GIRL WILL TAKE A LARGE PENIS 100 OUT OF 100 TIMES OVER SOME STUPID LOOKING MUSCLES THAT LOOK RETARDED,,,LESS THAN 7,,,GO KILL YOURSELF,,,,THE BIG DICK TWINKIED IS FUCKING ALL THE GIRLS U EVER TRIED TO HIT ON WITH YOUR PATHETIC MUSCLES ALL HE DOES IS SHOW HER YOUR DICK AND IT OVERSHADOWS ALL YOUR YEARS IN GYM.

FACT,,DONT POST THIS ON STEROID BOARD THOUGH,,THEY WILL NEVER ACCEPT IT,,,THAT GIRLS LIKE BIG DICKS AND NOT BIG MUSCLES
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: DroppingPlates on April 13, 2014, 12:20:46 AM
HAHAHHA,,THREAD IS SO TRUE,,AND THESE GETBIG BOYS GET SO BAD,,,IT IS A FACT,,A GIRL WILL TAKE A LARGE PENIS 100 OUT OF 100 TIMES OVER SOME STUPID LOOKING MUSCLES THAT LOOK RETARDED,,,LESS THAN 7,,,GO KILL YOURSELF,,,,THE BIG DICK TWINKIED IS FUCKING ALL THE GIRLS U EVER TRIED TO HIT ON WITH YOUR PATHETIC MUSCLES ALL HE DOES IS SHOW HER YOUR DICK AND IT OVERSHADOWS ALL YOUR YEARS IN GYM.

FACT,,DONT POST THIS ON STEROID BOARD THOUGH,,THEY WILL NEVER ACCEPT IT,,,THAT GIRLS LIKE BIG DICKS AND NOT BIG MUSCLES

Pole smoker meltdown
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: wolfrittner on April 13, 2014, 10:26:34 AM
Pole smoker meltdown
Plus most definitely obese ::) ::).
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: qbkilla on April 13, 2014, 12:45:52 PM
i must be fat or must be a twink  because i said the truth,,women preer a big cock,,something you can never change,,your small, your fucked,,,over stupid muscles,,something 90% of them dont like,,and u know it,,but u like them, so your in denial,,,and also in denial about your small cocks, and how when you make muscles your tiny dick looks that much tinier...

now we know why men and woment dont get along,,,cuz stupid men dont know what women want,,and vice versa,,keep lifting and juicing and thinking it will make up for your tiny dick when some 6ft 1 emo 140lbs soaking wet can pull out a 9 inch pale pole with dirty pubes hanging off it and all 10 girls on your top hot girls list u never could fuck will spread their legs and take his cum in 3 holes,,when he never touched a weight and doesn't know a carb from a fat from a protein
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: Mawse on April 13, 2014, 01:47:17 PM
Qbkilla sporting a semi and leaking in his pants as he furiously mashes the keyboard


Cool cock stories bro, tell us some more.
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: qbkilla on April 13, 2014, 05:09:49 PM
here are more,,,

NOTHING,,I MEAN NOTHING,,NOTHING ON GETBIG THIS DEAD BOARDING...,OR ANY OTHER BOARD,,IN ANY SOCIETY,,CHINESE,,,SIDWWAYZ EYES,,,VIATNAMESE,,JAPANEPSE,,AFRICAN,,,AMERICAN,,CANADIAN,,GREASY ITALIAN,,MEXICAN,,,TAIWANESEE,,,NOTHING WILL MAKE ANY SOCIETY LAUGH,,ANY CULTURE,,ANY RELGIGION,,NUN,,,WHATEVER,,NOT 1 PERSON ON EARTH WILL NOT BUST OUT LAUGHING WHEN A MUSCLE MAN PULLS DOWN HIS PANTS AND A TINY BELOW AVERAGE COCK IS REVEALED..

THIS IS INFACT THE FUNNIEST THING ON EARTH,,NOT THAT DIPSHIT ADAM SANDLER AND HIS LAME HUMOR,,NOT CHRIS ROCK,,NOT THIS STUPID YOUTUBE GARBAGE BOYS..

THE NUMBER 1 FUNNY THING ON EARTH TAHT IS SURE TO MAKE EVERYONE LAUGH,,A MUSCLE MAN WITH A SMALL PENIS..

AND THE BEST PART IS,,THIS RIGHT HERE,,IS AP LACE WHERE THERE ARE MANY MUSCLE MEN WITH SMALL PENIS,,AND BOOM,,IT HAS BEEN CALLED OUT BY THE OP,,AND SEE THE REACTION OF PEOPLE HERE,,,HAHA

GOTTA LOVE IT BABY
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: TEH boob on April 13, 2014, 09:44:26 PM
here are more,,,

NOTHING,,I MEAN NOTHING,,NOTHING ON GETBIG THIS DEAD BOARDING...,OR ANY OTHER BOARD,,IN ANY SOCIETY,,CHINESE,,,SIDWWAYZ EYES,,,VIATNAMESE,,JAPANEPSE,,AFRICAN,,,AMERICAN,,CANADIAN,,GREASY ITALIAN,,MEXICAN,,,TAIWANESEE,,,NOTHING WILL MAKE ANY SOCIETY LAUGH,,ANY CULTURE,,ANY RELGIGION,,NUN,,,WHATEVER,,NOT 1 PERSON ON EARTH WILL NOT BUST OUT LAUGHING WHEN A MUSCLE MAN PULLS DOWN HIS PANTS AND A TINY BELOW AVERAGE COCK IS REVEALED..

THIS IS INFACT THE FUNNIEST THING ON EARTH,,NOT THAT DIPSHIT ADAM SANDLER AND HIS LAME HUMOR,,NOT CHRIS ROCK,,NOT THIS STUPID YOUTUBE GARBAGE BOYS..

THE NUMBER 1 FUNNY THING ON EARTH TAHT IS SURE TO MAKE EVERYONE LAUGH,,A MUSCLE MAN WITH A SMALL PENIS..

AND THE BEST PART IS,,THIS RIGHT HERE,,IS AP LACE WHERE THERE ARE MANY MUSCLE MEN WITH SMALL PENIS,,AND BOOM,,IT HAS BEEN CALLED OUT BY THE OP,,AND SEE THE REACTION OF PEOPLE HERE,,,HAHA

GOTTA LOVE IT BABY


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Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: Kwon_2 on April 14, 2014, 04:08:31 AM
How the fuck did you have THAT pic? If your a homo I apologize no offense intended

That pic of Tom Prince is a  tradition here on Getbig.

It's in the Archives and is posted every year on GB as a tribute.
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: BigCyp on April 14, 2014, 04:18:10 AM
Dave owning 4 pages of twinks, without making any directed comments in this thread.
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: The Ugly on April 14, 2014, 04:24:54 AM
Dave owning 4 pages of twinks, without making any directed comments in this thread.

No Dave here, just some gym chick who hates small dicks.
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: BigCyp on April 14, 2014, 04:25:53 AM
No Dave here, just some gym chick who hates small dicks.

Fair play, who likes small dicks anyway?
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: visualizeperfection on April 14, 2014, 04:49:20 PM
Fair play, who likes small dicks anyway?

Virgin homosexs...

wolfox comes to mind.

Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: anabolichalo on April 15, 2014, 12:27:08 AM
Virgin homosexs...

wolfox comes to mind.


homos like real real big cocks

it's for them supposedly the truly massive dildos are made
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: visualizeperfection on April 15, 2014, 12:51:43 AM
homos like real real big cocks

it's for them supposedly the truly massive dildos are made

I think that there is only so much abuse an asshole can take.

Most of the older gay dudes must shit pancakes or shit their pants a lot.
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: anabolichalo on April 15, 2014, 12:56:45 AM
I think that there is only so much abuse an asshole can take.

Most of the older gay dudes must shit pancakes or shit their pants a lot.
this is a wel documented medical fact


feacal incontinence, anal tears and cracks, rectal prolapse etc


Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: visualizeperfection on April 15, 2014, 12:59:57 AM
this is a wel documented medical fact


feacal incontinence, anal tears and cracks, rectal prolapse etc




once the asshole is done, its done.

unless GH is injected directly on the O ring.

thats how wolfox can walk around without depends adult diapers.
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: anabolichalo on April 15, 2014, 01:09:22 AM
once the asshole is done, its done.

unless GH is injected directly on the O ring.

thats how wolfox can walk around without depends adult diapers.
this is the real reasons pros have to retire

kidney shutdowns are just a front, the real reason is this
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: visualizeperfection on April 15, 2014, 01:12:55 AM
this is the real reasons pros have to retire

kidney shutdowns are just a front, the real reason is this

Do you think that people get marked down points during the rear cheek spread if the asshole has obvious synthol use?
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: warez4gold on April 15, 2014, 01:14:12 AM
got a small dick?

doesn't matter

only girls care about that, women don't

+

if you make lots of money, it really doesn't matter

i know a girl who prefers huge cocks, but told me recently that she met a guy with a needle dick and he rubbed her so fucking good she can't stop thinking about him

true fucking story. got pics to prove it
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: visualizeperfection on April 15, 2014, 01:15:08 AM
got a small dick?

doesn't matter

only girls care about that, women don't

+

if you make lots of money, it really doesn't matter

i know a girl who prefers huge cocks, but told me recently that she met a guy with a needle dick and he rubbed her so fucking good she can't stop thinking about him

true fucking story. got pics to prove it

lets see this cock in question

nohomo
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: warez4gold on April 15, 2014, 01:16:03 AM
lets see this cock in question

nohomo

i meant i have pics of the text conversation in which she told me this
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: visualizeperfection on April 15, 2014, 01:18:08 AM
i meant i have pics of the text conversation in which she told me this

damn.

I mean, of course thats what I meant
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: warez4gold on April 15, 2014, 01:19:56 AM
honestly though

more important things in life than worrying about dick size

there is always someone who has it worse
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: anabolichalo on April 15, 2014, 01:44:16 AM
after you ejaculate you couldnt give a shit about any of this
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: SusanFitness on April 17, 2014, 05:06:02 PM
got a small dick?

doesn't matter

only girls care about that, women don't

+

if you make lots of money, it really doesn't matter

i know a girl who prefers huge cocks, but told me recently that she met a guy with a needle dick and he rubbed her so fucking good she can't stop thinking about him
true fucking story. got pics to prove it


and that guy is you.
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on April 17, 2014, 05:09:57 PM

and that guy is you.

Rofl yes, nobody with a respectable penis would make that case
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: TrueGrit on August 23, 2014, 08:24:44 PM

and that guy is you.

No, Bostin Loyd.
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: tom joad on August 23, 2014, 11:35:20 PM
man, those sarcasm/Squadfather - Mars - 240 or Bust days were Getbig's best ...

at least Getbig's still got Big Dicked Bob holding the fort.
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: Radical Plato on August 23, 2014, 11:56:06 PM
got a small dick?

doesn't matter

only girls care about that, women don't

+

if you make lots of money, it really doesn't matter

i know a girl who prefers huge cocks, but told me recently that she met a guy with a needle dick and he rubbed her so fucking good she can't stop thinking about him

true fucking story. got pics to prove it
Good for you meeting a size queen and converting her by giving her a memorable rubbing.  Well done bro.
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: Nirvana on August 24, 2014, 12:03:26 AM
I would like to ask SusanFitness' hand in marriage if it's alright with Ron Father of course.
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: HavoX on August 24, 2014, 12:23:50 AM
I once had a girl tell me: "it's weird, your dick isn't all that big, but it's just perfectly shaped..."

Mixed emotions for life.  Mind owned.
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: anabolichalo on August 24, 2014, 04:39:08 AM
I once had a girl tell me: "it's weird, your dick isn't all that big, but it's just perfectly shaped..."

Mixed emotions for life.  Mind owned.
this means she thinks it's so small that it makes her feel sorry for you


at the end of the days she just a girl and you are a man so you win
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: gracie bjj on August 24, 2014, 04:59:32 AM
love to pound her

damn BJ PENNS dick is small as fuck :o
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: gracie bjj on August 24, 2014, 05:05:43 AM
I once had a girl tell me: "it's weird, your dick isn't all that big, but it's just perfectly shaped..."

Mixed emotions for life.  Mind owned.

thats cool though ,u r like the frank zane n steve reeves of the cock world ;D
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: gracie bjj on August 24, 2014, 05:08:37 AM
i measured my cock yeterday n after i pulled the head out of my hairs where it was stuck it measured 1 inch n a half cold ???,i think hard its gonna stretch the tape to 5 or 5 and a half if i really squeeze the bllood into it :o
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on August 24, 2014, 05:32:05 AM
(http://wetmike.com/c/l6/welcome-to-big-black-cocks-the-190534_700_0.jpeg)

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ogprMiel1rsdva6o1_500.jpg)

Goodrum looks lean here.
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: gracie bjj on August 24, 2014, 05:44:44 AM
i remember when i was in the joint back in 87  there was this short pigme looking black guy,5ft even at best. he used to get out of shower n i noticed people staring at him n i looked over,this guys cock was so huge it was bouncing off his right knee when he walked back to his cell,then he gets a visit from this hot ass looking model broad who was easily 5ft8 or so,he wasnt that handsome but i guess his cock carried him along way :o
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: HavoX on August 24, 2014, 07:51:06 AM
this means she thinks it's so small that it makes her feel sorry for you


at the end of the days she just a girl and you are a man so you win

thats cool though ,u r like the frank zane n steve reeves of the cock world ;D

Imagine reading these two posts simultaneously. 

And my Johnson is has now been renamed "frank Zane"
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: TEH boob on August 27, 2014, 06:32:50 PM
this means she thinks it's so small that it makes her feel sorry for you


at the end of the days she just a girl and you are a man so you win

translation, "your dick is average sized, but it's pretty."

It's not an insult. but....you'd prefer...

"your dick is big, and it's pretty"
Title: Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
Post by: anabolichalo on August 28, 2014, 02:19:31 AM
translation, "your dick is average sized, but it's pretty."

It's not an insult. but....you'd prefer...

"your dick is big, and it's pretty"
why not say anything at all

this is like commenting on somebody's home who lives in a one room studio

"it's small but cute"  ::)