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Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
« Reply #25 on: March 29, 2014, 11:01:51 AM »

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Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
« Reply #26 on: March 29, 2014, 11:03:32 AM »
SF was much funnier when he was destroying tiny tits, not emulating chicks who he clearly has no idea how they think....

I seem to remember Dave always had a strange obsession with dudes dick size, as well....

No matter, he was hilarious.

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Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
« Reply #27 on: March 29, 2014, 01:35:17 PM »
i did 100 jelqs and 10 minute penis pump today


gotta get big size

what is jelqing?

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Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
« Reply #28 on: March 29, 2014, 01:38:17 PM »
what is jelqing?
basically holding blood in your. erect cock and forcing the blood down towards the tip.

you squeeze your dick tightly at the base and then slide it forward forcing the blood to your cockhead.

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Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
« Reply #29 on: March 29, 2014, 01:40:50 PM »
sounds painful?

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Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
« Reply #30 on: March 29, 2014, 03:13:44 PM »
what is jelqing?
Some guys jack their micro penises hoping it will increase in size.
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Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
« Reply #31 on: March 29, 2014, 03:22:19 PM »

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Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
« Reply #32 on: March 29, 2014, 03:41:34 PM »
Damn bodybuilding is fucked up ;D

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Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
« Reply #33 on: March 29, 2014, 03:56:25 PM »
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Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
« Reply #34 on: March 29, 2014, 10:28:15 PM »
^^^ is that a real person?

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Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
« Reply #35 on: March 29, 2014, 10:28:36 PM »


Ron lost some weight.
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Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
« Reply #36 on: March 29, 2014, 10:55:58 PM »
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Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
« Reply #37 on: March 29, 2014, 11:00:42 PM »
That even with a bit of game you can still find it hard to get laid after a while? That's because you boys have NO IDEA what us girls talk about and if you've got a shrivelled up dick, we WILL tell each other and you will be avoided.

Think about it, ever had a girl then quickly been dumped and her circle of friends don't want to know you? Yup, they don't want a tweezer-dicked nerd. and as for trying to eat us out straight away, that's another favorite fail of small-dicked man.

sorry, but if you have a small dick building muscle won't help. in fact, it will make it worse. I feel genuinely sorry for the small boys.

Sounds more like a circle of sluts than a circle of friends.

But hey, at least you all have a common interest.

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Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
« Reply #38 on: March 29, 2014, 11:01:51 PM »
Great thread.

Needs more cocks.

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Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
« Reply #39 on: March 29, 2014, 11:03:45 PM »
That even with a bit of game you can still find it hard to get laid after a while? That's because you boys have NO IDEA what us girls talk about and if you've got a shrivelled up dick, we WILL tell each other and you will be avoided.

Think about it, ever had a girl then quickly been dumped and her circle of friends don't want to know you? Yup, they don't want a tweezer-dicked nerd. and as for trying to eat us out straight away, that's another favorite fail of small-dicked man.

sorry, but if you have a small dick building muscle won't help. in fact, it will make it worse. I feel genuinely sorry for the small boys.
That's because you girls have you NO IDEA what us men talk about and if you've got a cun_t like the size of the grand canyon that emits an odour worse than the local rubbish tip, we WILL tell each other and you will be avoided, right after we fuck you once or twice and dump you like the slut you are destined to be.

Think about it, ever had a man then quickly been dumped and his circle of friends don't want to know you? (after they fucked you once or twice) Yup, they don't want a grand canyon sized hole emitting foul odours, once they discover the blackhole emitting powerful ocean like odours, the door is soon found.  His mates will be keen to find out for themselves, but will soon reach the same conclusion.
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Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
« Reply #40 on: March 30, 2014, 10:30:11 AM »
All I see is a funny post from a big guy.
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Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
« Reply #41 on: March 30, 2014, 10:39:26 AM »
That's because you girls have you NO IDEA what us men talk about and if you've got a cun_t like the size of the grand canyon that emits an odour worse than the local rubbish tip, we WILL tell each other and you will be avoided, right after we fuck you once or twice and dump you like the slut you are destined to be.

Think about it, ever had a man then quickly been dumped and his circle of friends don't want to know you? (after they fucked you once or twice) Yup, they don't want a grand canyon sized hole emitting foul odours, once they discover the blackhole emitting powerful ocean like odours, the door is soon found.  His mates will be keen to find out for themselves, but will soon reach the same conclusion.

Damn sounds like Susan hit a nerve with you

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Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
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Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
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Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
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Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
« Reply #45 on: March 30, 2014, 12:57:48 PM »

Haha how embarrassing to have to use a big black dildo to live up to stereotypes about one's race

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Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
« Reply #46 on: March 30, 2014, 01:04:00 PM »







lmao...I bet if these guys worked out, they would use fake plates like all the pros...

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Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
« Reply #47 on: March 30, 2014, 01:19:16 PM »
That even with a bit of game you can still find it hard to get laid after a while? That's because you boys have NO IDEA what us girls talk about and if you've got a shrivelled up dick, we WILL tell each other and you will be avoided.

Think about it, ever had a girl then quickly been dumped and her circle of friends don't want to know you? Yup, they don't want a tweezer-dicked nerd. and as for trying to eat us out straight away, that's another favorite fail of small-dicked man.

sorry, but if you have a small dick building muscle won't help. in fact, it will make it worse. I feel genuinely sorry for the small boys.
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Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
« Reply #48 on: March 30, 2014, 01:20:37 PM »

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Re: Have you ever noticed (small dick musclemen)
« Reply #49 on: March 30, 2014, 01:25:00 PM »


the skateboard squat is good for training both strength and balance.