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Title: Any fluent german speakers here - need a quick translation via pm...
Post by: BigCyp on April 03, 2014, 03:01:39 AM
What's up guys,

Just need a quick favour (a short letter translated into Deutsch)

I know there are many diverse fellows on here, some even speaking fluent penisch so if anyone can help me out shoot me a p.m.

Will be much appreciated!
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Post by: bigmc on April 03, 2014, 03:02:46 AM
big cyp owing people in multiple languages

taking the big mc big cyp duet worldwide
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Post by: visualizeperfection on April 03, 2014, 03:05:26 AM
Ive always appreciated the way Penisch rolls off the tongue.

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Post by: BigCyp on April 03, 2014, 03:21:57 AM
big cyp owing people in multiple languages

taking the big mc big cyp duet worldwide

Haha yes sorry my alter ego, I should have told you we are to depart tomorrow for a European tour of ownage
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Post by: BigCyp on April 03, 2014, 03:24:38 AM
Ive always appreciated the way Penisch rolls off the tongue.



Hahaha yes VP, it's amazing how quick it is to pick up and polish off within minutes
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Post by: Tapeworm on April 03, 2014, 04:52:55 AM
Don't mention the war.
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Post by: MORTALCOIL on April 03, 2014, 05:01:02 AM
Some here know "Mein Kampf" by heart. Yet, they couldn't order ein bier und schnitzel to save their lives.
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Post by: _bruce_ on April 03, 2014, 05:05:53 AM
Der Anus Amerikas. Was für eine Übersetzung brauchst?
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Post by: wolfrittner on April 03, 2014, 05:13:34 AM
I speak fluent German if you need help
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Post by: Novena on April 03, 2014, 05:28:16 AM
Der Anus Amerikas. Was für eine Übersetzung brauchst?

Verweisen Sie auf Mississippi, natürlich?
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Post by: falco on April 03, 2014, 05:56:59 AM
What's up guys,

Just need a quick favour (a short letter translated into Deutsch)

I know there are many diverse fellows on here, some even speaking fluent penisch so if anyone can help me out shoot me a p.m.

Will be much appreciated!

Was ist passiet?
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Post by: Nordic Beast on April 03, 2014, 05:58:33 AM
google translate retard----or anything of the other countless programs out there
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Post by: phreak on April 03, 2014, 05:59:51 AM
google translate retard----or anything of the other countless programs out there

That should be that service's real name, because any translation sounds retarded. Funny though. :P
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Post by: BigCyp on April 03, 2014, 06:05:09 AM
google translate retard----or anything of the other countless programs out there

Thank you Phallic Feast, I am aware of widely advertised services such as your mothers prostitution and google translate.
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Post by: DroppingPlates on April 03, 2014, 06:05:39 AM
Germans need to adapt, not you, so write it in English.
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Post by: _bruce_ on April 03, 2014, 06:06:55 AM
Verweisen Sie auf Mississippi, natürlich?

Na, eher Washington.
Die Oaschfickapartie!
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Post by: phreak on April 03, 2014, 06:09:14 AM
Germans need to adapt, not you, so write it in English.
Truth. They can write or talk to me in German, but at work I will respond in English only. Don't hate, assimilate.
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Post by: DroppingPlates on April 03, 2014, 06:10:54 AM
Truth. They can write or talk to me in German, but at work I will respond in English only. Don't hate, assimilate.

Only Adolph should be allowed to speak German in public.
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Post by: phreak on April 03, 2014, 06:13:17 AM
Only Adolph should be allowed to speak German in public.
Or to gently and peacefully persuade other countries to adopt superior Air-ian culture.
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Post by: Nordic Beast on April 03, 2014, 06:13:57 AM
Thank you Phallic Feast, I am aware of widely advertised services such as your mothers prostitution and google translate.
nice-----ill be expecting a poem about it
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Post by: bigmc on April 03, 2014, 06:15:36 AM
Thank you Phallic Feast, I am aware of widely advertised services such as your mothers prostitution and google translate.

are you saying cyp that infected by yeasts mother is so prolific her profile on craigslist has been translated into 76 different dialects including a broad spectrum of remote African ones
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Post by: falco on April 03, 2014, 06:19:02 AM
I can start writing in portuguese but i'm pretty sure would never get any answers. :D
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Post by: Nordic Beast on April 03, 2014, 06:19:43 AM
are you saying cyp that infected by yeasts mother is so prolific her profile on craigslist has been translated into 76 different dialects including a broad spectrum of remote African ones
huh?? at least make you're trolling legible and coherent


haha literary genius over here ;D

nice to see it still only takes one post from me, after a month gone, to get you back to following me around like a lost puppy
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Post by: visualizeperfection on April 03, 2014, 06:20:54 AM
are you saying cyp that infected by yeasts mother is so prolific her profile on craigslist has been translated into 76 different dialects including a broad spectrum of remote African ones

Ah yes "pedophile priest" is the kind of guy that writes for a gay advice column under the pseudonym "cock strangler".
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Post by: bigmc on April 03, 2014, 06:22:07 AM
huh?? at least make you're trolling legible and coherent


haha literary genius over here ;D

nice to see it still only takes one post from me, after a month gone, to get you back to following me around like a lost puppy


eh

never heard of you

sorry if I have hurt you in the past bro

its only the internetz  :)
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Post by: bigmc on April 03, 2014, 06:23:10 AM
Ah yes "pedophile priest" is the kind of guy that writes for a gay advice column under the pseudonym "cock strangler".

it seems sucks dicks at meets its quite the swordsman
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Post by: BigCyp on April 03, 2014, 06:26:09 AM
are you saying cyp that infected by yeasts mother is so prolific her profile on craigslist has been translated into 76 different dialects including a broad spectrum of remote African ones

Haha what i'm saying bigmc, is that forced in deep's mother has infected so many Congolese men with Aids, she's wanted by The Hague for Genocide
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Post by: phreak on April 03, 2014, 06:26:31 AM
nice-----ill be expecting a poem about it

NoDick Beast's tale
maternal prostitution
shamed viking manlet
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Post by: visualizeperfection on April 03, 2014, 06:31:57 AM
Haha what i'm saying bigmc, is that forced in deep's mother has infected so many Congolese men with Aids, she's wanted by The Hague for Genocide

Oh I guess I was off base with my previous post. So actually you were trying to say that "Anal Grease"'s mother has pounded more black men than the Los Angeles Police Department.
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Post by: bigmc on April 03, 2014, 06:34:11 AM
it seems eats pricks for feasts mother has had so many Africans her nickname is the chocolate highway
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Post by: BigCyp on April 03, 2014, 06:37:12 AM
Oh I guess I was off base with my previous post. So actually you were trying to say that "Anal Grease"'s mother has pounded more black men than the Los Angeles Police Department.

Yes VP, pillow shaped teeth's mother has jumped on more black men than flies in Eithiopia
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Post by: BigCyp on April 03, 2014, 06:38:00 AM
it seems eats pricks for feasts mother has had so many Africans her nickname is the chocolate highway

She's sucked so much chocolate her nickname is Nesquick
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Post by: visualizeperfection on April 03, 2014, 06:38:06 AM
it seems eats pricks for feasts mother has had so many Africans her nickname is the chocolate highway

Do you think she uses Google translate to translate her love letters into click and pop languages deep in the african jungle?

Also, how many of Konys Kids are half brothers of "Nordic Beast"
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Post by: bigmc on April 03, 2014, 06:43:16 AM
She's sucked so much chocolate her nickname is Nesquick

she has taken so much chocolate in her ass she has sponsored by Cadbury tattooed on her buttocks
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Post by: BigCyp on April 03, 2014, 06:44:16 AM
Do you think she uses Google translate to translate her love letters into click and pop languages deep in the african jungle?

Also, how many of Konys Kids are half brothers of "Nordic Beast"

She knows so many African languages, she takes her knickers off when she hears E-kuls keyboard
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Post by: visualizeperfection on April 03, 2014, 06:45:38 AM
she has taken so much chocolate in her ass she has sponsored by Cadbury tattooed on her buttocks

(http://img.bulawayo24.com/articles/nigerie28-70.jpg)
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Post by: visualizeperfection on April 03, 2014, 06:46:41 AM

All you did was politely ask for help in regards to translating a letter into another language.

The nerve of some people.
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Post by: BigCyp on April 03, 2014, 07:04:59 AM
All you did was politely ask for help in regards to translating a letter into another language.

The nerve of some people.

I know VP, I know.

God help me if I fall down on the pavement when I'm old and ask for someone to help me
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Post by: visualizeperfection on April 03, 2014, 07:07:00 AM
I know VP, I know.

God help me if I fall down on the pavement when I'm old and ask for someone to help me

"look at this old faggot, he should of had a life alert, dumb old pussy"

Thats what people like Nordic Beast would say.
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Post by: Pet shop boys on April 03, 2014, 07:11:02 AM
Hipolito is From Austria   he should know



WoooSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Post by: BigCyp on April 03, 2014, 07:12:36 AM
"look at this old faggot, he should of had a life alert, dumb old pussy"

Thats what people like Nordic Beast would say.

Yes he truly is a heartless fiend.

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Post by: DroppingPlates on April 03, 2014, 07:15:59 AM
Hipolito is From Austria   he should know



WoooSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH

His roots, I assume? I thought  Joel Goldberg was from the NY area.