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BigCyp

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What's up guys,

Just need a quick favour (a short letter translated into Deutsch)

I know there are many diverse fellows on here, some even speaking fluent penisch so if anyone can help me out shoot me a p.m.

Will be much appreciated!

bigmc

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Re: Any fluent german speakers here - need a quick translation via pm...
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2014, 03:02:46 AM »
big cyp owing people in multiple languages

taking the big mc big cyp duet worldwide
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visualizeperfection

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Re: Any fluent german speakers here - need a quick translation via pm...
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2014, 03:05:26 AM »
Ive always appreciated the way Penisch rolls off the tongue.


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Re: Any fluent german speakers here - need a quick translation via pm...
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2014, 03:21:57 AM »
big cyp owing people in multiple languages

taking the big mc big cyp duet worldwide

Haha yes sorry my alter ego, I should have told you we are to depart tomorrow for a European tour of ownage

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Re: Any fluent german speakers here - need a quick translation via pm...
« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2014, 03:24:38 AM »
Ive always appreciated the way Penisch rolls off the tongue.



Hahaha yes VP, it's amazing how quick it is to pick up and polish off within minutes

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Re: Any fluent german speakers here - need a quick translation via pm...
« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2014, 04:52:55 AM »
Don't mention the war.

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Re: Any fluent german speakers here - need a quick translation via pm...
« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2014, 05:01:02 AM »
Some here know "Mein Kampf" by heart. Yet, they couldn't order ein bier und schnitzel to save their lives.

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Re: Any fluent german speakers here - need a quick translation via pm...
« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2014, 05:05:53 AM »
Der Anus Amerikas. Was für eine Übersetzung brauchst?
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Re: Any fluent german speakers here - need a quick translation via pm...
« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2014, 05:13:34 AM »
I speak fluent German if you need help

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Re: Any fluent german speakers here - need a quick translation via pm...
« Reply #9 on: April 03, 2014, 05:28:16 AM »
Der Anus Amerikas. Was für eine Übersetzung brauchst?

Verweisen Sie auf Mississippi, natürlich?

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Re: Any fluent german speakers here - need a quick translation via pm...
« Reply #10 on: April 03, 2014, 05:56:59 AM »
What's up guys,

Just need a quick favour (a short letter translated into Deutsch)

I know there are many diverse fellows on here, some even speaking fluent penisch so if anyone can help me out shoot me a p.m.

Will be much appreciated!

Was ist passiet?

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Re: Any fluent german speakers here - need a quick translation via pm...
« Reply #11 on: April 03, 2014, 05:58:33 AM »
google translate retard----or anything of the other countless programs out there

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Re: Any fluent german speakers here - need a quick translation via pm...
« Reply #12 on: April 03, 2014, 05:59:51 AM »
google translate retard----or anything of the other countless programs out there

That should be that service's real name, because any translation sounds retarded. Funny though. :P

BigCyp

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Re: Any fluent german speakers here - need a quick translation via pm...
« Reply #13 on: April 03, 2014, 06:05:09 AM »
google translate retard----or anything of the other countless programs out there

Thank you Phallic Feast, I am aware of widely advertised services such as your mothers prostitution and google translate.

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Re: Any fluent german speakers here - need a quick translation via pm...
« Reply #14 on: April 03, 2014, 06:05:39 AM »
Germans need to adapt, not you, so write it in English.

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Re: Any fluent german speakers here - need a quick translation via pm...
« Reply #15 on: April 03, 2014, 06:06:55 AM »
Verweisen Sie auf Mississippi, natürlich?

Na, eher Washington.
Die Oaschfickapartie!
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Re: Any fluent german speakers here - need a quick translation via pm...
« Reply #16 on: April 03, 2014, 06:09:14 AM »
Germans need to adapt, not you, so write it in English.
Truth. They can write or talk to me in German, but at work I will respond in English only. Don't hate, assimilate.

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Re: Any fluent german speakers here - need a quick translation via pm...
« Reply #17 on: April 03, 2014, 06:10:54 AM »
Truth. They can write or talk to me in German, but at work I will respond in English only. Don't hate, assimilate.

Only Adolph should be allowed to speak German in public.

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Re: Any fluent german speakers here - need a quick translation via pm...
« Reply #18 on: April 03, 2014, 06:13:17 AM »
Only Adolph should be allowed to speak German in public.
Or to gently and peacefully persuade other countries to adopt superior Air-ian culture.

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Re: Any fluent german speakers here - need a quick translation via pm...
« Reply #19 on: April 03, 2014, 06:13:57 AM »
Thank you Phallic Feast, I am aware of widely advertised services such as your mothers prostitution and google translate.
nice-----ill be expecting a poem about it

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Re: Any fluent german speakers here - need a quick translation via pm...
« Reply #20 on: April 03, 2014, 06:15:36 AM »
Thank you Phallic Feast, I am aware of widely advertised services such as your mothers prostitution and google translate.

are you saying cyp that infected by yeasts mother is so prolific her profile on craigslist has been translated into 76 different dialects including a broad spectrum of remote African ones
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Re: Any fluent german speakers here - need a quick translation via pm...
« Reply #21 on: April 03, 2014, 06:19:02 AM »
I can start writing in portuguese but i'm pretty sure would never get any answers. :D

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Re: Any fluent german speakers here - need a quick translation via pm...
« Reply #22 on: April 03, 2014, 06:19:43 AM »
are you saying cyp that infected by yeasts mother is so prolific her profile on craigslist has been translated into 76 different dialects including a broad spectrum of remote African ones
huh?? at least make you're trolling legible and coherent


haha literary genius over here ;D

nice to see it still only takes one post from me, after a month gone, to get you back to following me around like a lost puppy

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Re: Any fluent german speakers here - need a quick translation via pm...
« Reply #23 on: April 03, 2014, 06:20:54 AM »
are you saying cyp that infected by yeasts mother is so prolific her profile on craigslist has been translated into 76 different dialects including a broad spectrum of remote African ones

Ah yes "pedophile priest" is the kind of guy that writes for a gay advice column under the pseudonym "cock strangler".

bigmc

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Re: Any fluent german speakers here - need a quick translation via pm...
« Reply #24 on: April 03, 2014, 06:22:07 AM »
huh?? at least make you're trolling legible and coherent


haha literary genius over here ;D

nice to see it still only takes one post from me, after a month gone, to get you back to following me around like a lost puppy


eh

never heard of you

sorry if I have hurt you in the past bro

its only the internetz  :)
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