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Getbig Misc Discussion Boards => The Getbiggers Board - The Lounge => Topic started by: skillion on April 11, 2014, 11:54:25 AM
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The toilet paper ran out and I haven't got around to going to Wal-Mart to buy some, so I grabbed a big stack of napkins at McDonald's when I went in for a breakfast burrito. I can easily afford toilet paper, I have over $900 balance on the unemployment debit card. Just feeling lazy I guess. Also, the McNapkins aren't as absorbent as toilet paper, so there's a lot of aggressive scrubbing going on back there. I toss them in the trash barrel when I'm done because I think they will clog up the toilet.
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When in a pinch, anything can be used as TP... underwear, socks, even the pages of your favorite muscle magazine.
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i ran out of toilet paper 2 days ago
too lazy to go to the shop to buy new
just make sure i take my shits in the morning before shower
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i ran out of toilet paper 2 days ago
too lazy to go to the shop to buy new
just make sure i take my shits in the morning before shower
I'm getting a shower in every five days or so sonce I started collecting unemployment benefits.
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The toilet paper ran out and I haven't got around to going to Wal-Mart to buy some, so I grabbed a big stack of napkins at McDonald's when I went in for a breakfast burrito. I can easily afford toilet paper, I have over $900 balance on the unemployment debit card. Just feeling lazy I guess. Also, the McNapkins aren't as absorbent as toilet paper, so there's a lot of aggressive scrubbing going on back there. I toss them in the trash barrel when I'm done because I think they will clog up the toilet.
Best post all day
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I'm getting a shower in every five days or so sonce I started collecting unemployment benefits.
i shower in the gym usually (cheaper) but i havent been shitting there
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I'm getting a shower in every five days or so sonce I started collecting unemployment benefits.
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How does one run out of toilet paper? Ya'll some lazy people.
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How does one run out of toilet paper? Ya'll some lazy people.
explosive diarhea from too many oat shakes ???
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The toilet paper ran out and I haven't got around to going to Wal-Mart to buy some, so I grabbed a big stack of napkins at McDonald's when I went in for a breakfast burrito. I can easily afford toilet paper, I have over $900 balance on the unemployment debit card. Just feeling lazy I guess. Also, the McNapkins aren't as absorbent as toilet paper, so there's a lot of aggressive scrubbing going on back there. I toss them in the trash barrel when I'm done because I think they will clog up the toilet.
Do you conscientiously fold them over before disposal or do you leave a poopy outside on the napkins?
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When in a pinch, anything can be used as TP... underwear, socks, even the pages of your favorite muscle magazine.
But never the soiled thong buried in your inner pocket! That is off limits even in emergencies.
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i shower in the gym usually (cheaper) but i havent been shitting there
You are one of the few. When I go in to mix up my shake in the men's sink during rush hours I'm almost always hit with a wall of shit stench.
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You are one of the few. When I go in to mix up my shake in the men's sink during rush hours I'm almost always hit with a wall of shit stench.
;D
i dare not enter the gym toilet
all those nasty foreigners etc
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When in a pinch, anything can be used as TP... underwear, socks, even the pages of your favorite muscle magazine.
...a sweet wrapper, doc leaves, breeze blocks even ones index finger.
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in a perfect world we wouldnt need toilet paper
and be dropping perfect logs with no wiping needed
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;D
i dare not enter the gym toilet
all those nasty foreigners etc
Commendable. The only place worse than the gym is the public bath house in Sweden. That is some stanky shit right there. Only foreigners and old men. I'm terrified to go to them
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Strictly wet-wipes here...
Usually 1 wet wipe per shit. Wipe, fold, wipe, fold, wipe, fold...Until it is a 2"x2" square lol. Much cheaper than tp in the long haul, and a much cleaner wipe down job...
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Strictly wet-wipes here...
Usually 1 wet wipe per shit. Wipe, fold, wipe, fold, wipe, fold...Until it is a 2"x2" square lol. Much cheaper than tp in the long haul, and a much cleaner wipe down job...
then the ass is wet bro
not hygienic
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Should try India. You can just drop a deuce in the middle of the street there and they'll just drive around you.
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Besides water, food and bullets... toilet paper is going to be one of the most valuable commodities after the economic crash takes place.
I've stashed more than several economy sized boxes of baby butt wipes, just in case.
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anabolichalo bringing the humour in this thread. ;D ;D
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A toilet is suppose to be a place for us getbiggers to hang out and shoot the breeze while taking a shit, you guys should get one of these than you wont need toilet paper.
(http://monteney.sheffield.sch.uk/blogs/year4/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Roman-Toilet.jpg)
(http://www.iels.org/agile_assets/19/A44155_i.jpg)
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How does one run out of toilet paper? Ya'll some lazy people.
NO toilet paper at all in Rajkapoors Paki India :-\
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Strictly wet-wipes here...
Usually 1 wet wipe per shit. Wipe, fold, wipe, fold, wipe, fold...Until it is a 2"x2" square lol. Much cheaper than tp in the long haul, and a much cleaner wipe down job...
For me it would never suffice with one. It's psychological, at least two even on a good shyte.
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If you have this then you dont need toilet paper plus it feels good to sit on it and jerk off.
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-P4gJK9Hxg8I/UJKp67C3syI/AAAAAAAACn8/npDxciLIDrY/s1600/bidet2.jpg)
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;D
i dare not enter the gym toilet
all those nasty foreigners etc
'baby mama' (love of yours life) = FOREIGNER
;D
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lol.
only charmin ultra soft w aloe touches this balloon knot.
people wonder why im always in a good mood.
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lol.
only charmin ultra soft w aloe touches this balloon knot.
people wonder why im always in a good mood.
how could you be in a good mood with a dirty bottom?
if you were barefoot and stepped in dog shit would you just use charmin ultra soft w aloe and consider it clean?
dirty fuck
Learn to wash your ass you dirty bottom bitch. Wet ones post toilet paper is the key.
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how could you be in a good mood with a dirty bottom?
if you were barefoot and stepped in dog shit would you just use charmin ultra soft w aloe and consider it clean?
dirty fuck
Learn to wash your ass you dirty bottom bitch. Wet ones post toilet paper is the key.
Wolfie, please keep my ass off your mind.
thx in advance.
VP
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Wolfie, please keep my ass off your mind.
thx in advance.
VP
you're a dirty fuck
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Best post all day
Exactly, I especially liked the part about hucking in the garbage instead of flushing, pure gold. :D
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you're a dirty fuck
in more pressing news. this is a great song.
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"Big" Underwear Crustin'
:-X
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I agree, Tosin is a sorcerer with an 8 string.
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If you have this then you dont need toilet paper plus it feels good to sit on it and jerk off.
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-P4gJK9Hxg8I/UJKp67C3syI/AAAAAAAACn8/npDxciLIDrY/s1600/bidet2.jpg)
this is used in brothels in between customers