Ran out of toilet paper, using McDonald's napkins

[skillion]

The toilet paper ran out and I haven't got around to going to Wal-Mart to buy some, so I grabbed a big stack of napkins at McDonald's when I went in for a breakfast burrito. I can easily afford toilet paper, I have over $900 balance on the unemployment debit card. Just feeling lazy I guess. Also, the McNapkins aren't as absorbent as toilet paper, so there's a  lot of aggressive scrubbing going on back there. I toss them in the trash barrel when I'm done because I think  they will clog up the toilet.

[240 is Back]

When in a pinch, anything can be used as TP... underwear, socks, even the pages of your favorite muscle magazine.

[anabolichalo]

i ran out of toilet paper 2 days ago

too lazy to go to the shop to buy new

just make sure i take my shits in the morning before shower

[skillion]

i ran out of toilet paper 2 days ago

too lazy to go to the shop to buy new

just make sure i take my shits in the morning before shower

I'm getting a shower in every five days or so sonce I started collecting unemployment benefits.

[Karl Kox]

The toilet paper ran out and I haven't got around to going to Wal-Mart to buy some, so I grabbed a big stack of napkins at McDonald's when I went in for a breakfast burrito. I can easily afford toilet paper, I have over $900 balance on the unemployment debit card. Just feeling lazy I guess. Also, the McNapkins aren't as absorbent as toilet paper, so there's a  lot of aggressive scrubbing going on back there. I toss them in the trash barrel when I'm done because I think  they will clog up the toilet.

Best post all day

[anabolichalo]

I'm getting a shower in every five days or so sonce I started collecting unemployment benefits.

i shower in the gym usually (cheaper) but i havent been shitting there

[wes]

I'm getting a shower in every five days or so sonce I started collecting unemployment benefits.

[Parker]

How does one run out of toilet paper? Ya'll some lazy people.

[anabolichalo]

How does one run out of toilet paper? Ya'll some lazy people.

explosive diarhea from too many oat shakes

[Tapeworm]

The toilet paper ran out and I haven't got around to going to Wal-Mart to buy some, so I grabbed a big stack of napkins at McDonald's when I went in for a breakfast burrito. I can easily afford toilet paper, I have over $900 balance on the unemployment debit card. Just feeling lazy I guess. Also, the McNapkins aren't as absorbent as toilet paper, so there's a  lot of aggressive scrubbing going on back there. I toss them in the trash barrel when I'm done because I think  they will clog up the toilet.

Do you conscientiously fold them over before disposal or do you leave a poopy outside on the napkins?

[Papper]

When in a pinch, anything can be used as TP... underwear, socks, even the pages of your favorite muscle magazine.

But never the soiled thong buried in your inner pocket! That is off limits even in emergencies.

[Papper]

i shower in the gym usually (cheaper) but i havent been shitting there

You are one of the few. When I go in to mix up my shake in the men's sink during rush hours I'm almost always hit with a wall of shit stench.

[anabolichalo]

You are one of the few. When I go in to mix up my shake in the men's sink during rush hours I'm almost always hit with a wall of shit stench.

i dare not enter the gym toilet


all those nasty foreigners etc

[bradistani]

When in a pinch, anything can be used as TP... underwear, socks, even the pages of your favorite muscle magazine.

...a sweet wrapper, doc leaves, breeze blocks even ones index finger.

[anabolichalo]

in a perfect world we wouldnt need toilet paper

and be dropping perfect logs with no wiping needed

[Papper]

i dare not enter the gym toilet


all those nasty foreigners etc

Commendable. The only place worse than the gym is the public bath house in Sweden. That is some stanky shit right there. Only foreigners and old men. I'm terrified to go to them

[TEMPER]

Strictly wet-wipes here...

Usually 1 wet wipe per shit. Wipe, fold, wipe, fold, wipe, fold...Until it is a 2"x2" square lol. Much cheaper than tp in the long haul, and a much cleaner wipe down job...

[anabolichalo]

Strictly wet-wipes here...

Usually 1 wet wipe per shit. Wipe, fold, wipe, fold, wipe, fold...Until it is a 2"x2" square lol. Much cheaper than tp in the long haul, and a much cleaner wipe down job...

then the ass is wet bro

not hygienic

[TrueGrit]

Should try India. You can just drop a deuce in the middle of the street there and they'll just drive around you.

[Mr Anabolic]

Besides water, food and bullets... toilet paper is going to be one of the most valuable commodities after the economic crash takes place.

I've stashed more than several economy sized boxes of baby butt wipes, just in case.

[Simple Simon]

anabolichalo bringing the humour in this thread. 

[the trainer]

A toilet is suppose to be a place for us getbiggers to hang out and shoot the breeze while taking a shit, you guys should get one of these than you wont need toilet paper.

[Teutonic Knight]

How does one run out of toilet paper? Ya'll some lazy people.

NO toilet paper at all in Rajkapoors Paki India 

[Papper]

Strictly wet-wipes here...

Usually 1 wet wipe per shit. Wipe, fold, wipe, fold, wipe, fold...Until it is a 2"x2" square lol. Much cheaper than tp in the long haul, and a much cleaner wipe down job...

For me it would never suffice with one. It's psychological, at least two even on a good shyte.

[the trainer]

If you have this then you dont need toilet paper plus it feels good to sit on it and jerk off.