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Title: UFC 172 - Jones vs a punching bag Teixeira?
Post by: Slapper on April 26, 2014, 09:29:02 PM
Been a while since I saw a real fight for the belt.

Who the fuck paired off Jones vs. a punching bag?

WHY ON FUCKING EARTH ARE THEY NOT WORKING HIS LOWER BODY????!!!!





"Seven months after narrowly winning the closest fight of his career, Jon Jones returned to his dominant ways at UFC 172. Big time. Jones (20-1) recorded his UFC-record seventh consecutive light heavyweight title defense, dominating challenger Glover Teixeira over the course of five rounds inside Baltimore Arena. All three judges scored the five-round contest for Jones, 50-45."

Title: Re: UFC
Post by: TEMPER on April 26, 2014, 09:32:20 PM
One of the most boring fights I have seen in a long time...

I actually just muted it and occasionally checked on it lol...5 rounds of nothingness.



Why was Anthony Rumble Johnson not in there with Jones laying a whooping on his skinny ass? Johnson was "ON" at 205 (probably 230+ in the ring)

Dude looked to have the brute confidence I have when I take 50mg of halo right before a deadlift workout...Glover whoever would have gotten his ass handed to him by Johson so why didn't Johnson get Jones? Bullshit.
Title: Re: UFC
Post by: Slapper on April 26, 2014, 09:36:20 PM
You know what kills me? The fact that no one seems to give a shit about Bones' lower body. I've said it a million times. I truly believe that once someone with a good lower body game will beat this guy. As it stands right now he knows that no one is going to work his lower legs, so the only thing he has to worry about when he comes forward are the punches.

Especially when he's clinching an opponent. I was screaming like a frigging madman "kick his fucking legs!!!!".
Title: Re: UFC
Post by: TEMPER on April 26, 2014, 09:38:59 PM
You know what kills me? The fact that no one seems to give a shit about Bones' lower body. I've said it a million times. I truly believe that once someone with a good lower body game will beat this guy. As it stands right now he knows that no one is going to work his lower legs, so the only thing he has to worry about when he comes forward are the punches.

Especially when he's clinching an opponent. I was screaming like a frigging madman "kick his fucking legs!!!!".

They don't make em' like Hoost anymore man..Hoost would cripple this kid. Granted he did fight at roughly 240lbs but still... :P

Title: Re: UFC
Post by: Radical Plato on April 27, 2014, 12:44:42 AM
You know what kills me? The fact that no one seems to give a shit about Bones' lower body. I've said it a million times. I truly believe that once someone with a good lower body game will beat this guy. As it stands right now he knows that no one is going to work his lower legs, so the only thing he has to worry about when he comes forward are the punches.

Especially when he's clinching an opponent. I was screaming like a frigging madman "kick his fucking legs!!!!".
Good luck getting close enough to get off some hard leg kicks.
Title: Re: UFC
Post by: Darren Avey on April 27, 2014, 12:52:30 AM
Hoost lost to Bob Fucking Sapp! SO NO he wouldn't beat him.
Title: Re: UFC
Post by: Slapper on April 27, 2014, 05:47:38 AM
Good luck getting close enough to get off some hard leg kicks.

It's always the same chicken shit argument: You won't be able to hit his legs! Bullshit! Thy won't know until they start doing it. This dude Gustafson was the first guy to really commit to punches and kicks to the torso and look what happened to Bones, he couldn't even walk out of the octagon.

I tell you what, you work his legs as well as his arms and all that spinning circus shit will end quick.
Title: FOR GRACIE JIU JITSU
Post by: AD2100 on April 27, 2014, 06:46:48 AM
Did you see UFC172 last night?

(http://img.bleacherreport.net/img/images/photos/002/867/129/hi-res-2fd2eb623b69f42dba6fce6599695dd5_crop_north.jpg?w=630&h=420&q=75)
Title: Re: UFC
Post by: Swede!! on April 27, 2014, 06:59:11 AM
You know what kills me? The fact that no one seems to give a shit about Bones' lower body. I've said it a million times. I truly believe that once someone with a good lower body game will beat this guy. As it stands right now he knows that no one is going to work his lower legs, so the only thing he has to worry about when he comes forward are the punches.

Especially when he's clinching an opponent. I was screaming like a frigging madman "kick his fucking legs!!!!".

Its easy. If you kick his legs he will take you down and ruin your face with elbows. Hence why no one dares to kick him more then once every other round so he doesn't get the timing down to time a from it. He doesn't really need to time it to be honest. If he wold get hurt by legkicks he would just take you down. And a slow legkick would result in a 84inch sniper right cross. All in all a bad idea.

What makes me furious about Jon is hes rangechecking/and EVERY single time his oponent moves in with his FINGERS OPEN. Which should be illegal. And probably is.

That is 80% of his tactic at the moment.

Every single time your opponent moves in, extend your arms/fingers in ooponents eyeheight so they're Forced to walk into a eyepoke and potential career ending poke/Blindness to reach him.
Eventually the opponent gets so uncomfortable with this this that he stops moving in. This is followed up by Jones starting to attack and taking over the fight.

He poked Glover 2 times on purpose and got warned and did it another 10 following that, not actual in the eyes pokes but extended his finger so it would result in a poke if Glover kept coming forward.

Against Gus he got -------------- 9! ---------------- verbal warnings and not a single point deduction.

He will do the exact same thing Against Gus in the rematch.

Wanna reach him? You have to be willing to become blind.

The ref NEEDS TO GROW A PAIR OF BALLS and take a point. Jones could keep his hands CLOSED while doing this without an issue. And dumd ass "goldie" claims its not in purpose. It is. And he trains it.

I actually thought the ref would do something about it since he poked glover in the first round and the ref paused the fight.

But nope. Of course not. Let jones do whatever the fuck he wants. Rules or not.

I give props to Jon for standing close and slugging with Glover though. This was after he had already ruined him though.
Title: Re: UFC 172 - Jones vs a punching bag Teixeira?
Post by: Archer77 on April 27, 2014, 08:44:33 AM
After not looking so good in his last fight the UFC had to give Jones an easy win to preserve the brand.
Title: Re: UFC 172 - Jones vs a punching bag Teixeira?
Post by: Slapper on April 27, 2014, 08:52:48 AM
After not looking so good in his last fight the UFC had to give Jones an easy win to preserve the brand.

Exactly!

Did you see one of the Fertitta's walking around in the octagon, after the fight, all smiles like had just lost his virginity? This was a set-up. They are charging real fight money for what are obvious training sessions. Even Jones said that Teixeira had "limited" skills!

MMA is going the way of boxing in all ways possible.
Title: Re: UFC 172 - Jones vs a punching bag Teixeira?
Post by: _bruce_ on April 27, 2014, 08:54:44 AM
What an asshole - probably urinates on his hands to enhance the eye burn factor.
Title: Re: UFC 172 - Jones vs a punching bag Teixeira?
Post by: Archer77 on April 27, 2014, 08:59:53 AM
Exactly!

Did you see one of the Fertitta's walking around in the octagon, after the fight, all smiles like had just lost his virginity? This was a set-up. They are charging real fight money for what are obvious training sessions. Even Jones said that Teixeira had "limited" skills!

MMA is going the way of boxing in all ways possible.

The same applied to Anderson Silva.   
Title: Re: UFC
Post by: Slapper on April 27, 2014, 08:59:58 AM
Its easy. If you kick his legs he will take you down and ruin your face with elbows. Hence why no one dares to kick him more then once every other round so he doesn't get the timing down to time a from it. He doesn't really need to time it to be honest. If he wold get hurt by legkicks he would just take you down. And a slow legkick would result in a 84inch sniper right cross. All in all a bad idea.

What makes me furious about Jon is hes rangechecking/and EVERY single time his oponent moves in with his FINGERS OPEN. Which should be illegal. And probably is.

That is 80% of his tactic at the moment.

Every single time your opponent moves in, extend your arms/fingers in ooponents eyeheight so they're Forced to walk into a eyepoke and potential career ending poke/Blindness to reach him.
Eventually the opponent gets so uncomfortable with this this that he stops moving in. This is followed up by Jones starting to attack and taking over the fight.

He poked Glover 2 times on purpose and got warned and did it another 10 following that, not actual in the eyes pokes but extended his finger so it would result in a poke if Glover kept coming forward.

Against Gus he got -------------- 9! ---------------- verbal warnings and not a single point deduction.

He will do the exact same thing Against Gus in the rematch.

Wanna reach him? You have to be willing to become blind.

The ref NEEDS TO GROW A PAIR OF BALLS and take a point. Jones could keep his hands CLOSED while doing this without an issue. And dumd ass "goldie" claims its not in purpose. It is. And he trains it.

I actually thought the ref would do something about it since he poked glover in the first round and the ref paused the fight.

But nope. Of course not. Let jones do whatever the fuck he wants. Rules or not.

I give props to Jon for standing close and slugging with Glover though. This was after he had already ruined him though.

No, I disagree, people do not hit him because he's got this aura of invincibility that fighters can't wrap their heads around. If you kick his lower legs he WILL NOT take you down. He gave Grover plenty of chances to carry out a game that made him think. While in a clinch, for instance, he did not throw a single kick to the sheen. That spinning elbow shit he does... You mean to tell me the other fighter can't time it out? Even I saw them coming!

Whoever fights this guy has to come up with a lower leg game, be able to defend on the ground and most of all, commit to your punches like it's the last thing you'll do in your life. It's definitely doable.
Title: Re: UFC
Post by: rooseveltdunn on April 27, 2014, 09:08:13 AM
No, I disagree, people do not hit him because he's got this aura of invincibility that fighters can't wrap their heads around. If you kick his lower legs he WILL NOT take you down. He gave Grover plenty of chances to carry out a game that made him think. While in a clinch, for instance, he did not throw a single kick to the sheen. That spinning elbow shit he does... You mean to tell me the other fighter can't time it out? Even I saw them coming!

Whoever fights this guy has to come up with a lower leg game, be able to defend on the ground and most of all, commit to your punches like it's the last thing you'll do in your life. It's definitely doable.

Its easy for you to say, you have never fought him, he has beaten the best guys at 205 in the world, you really think none of them thought about kicks to the lower body? If Jones takes you down you are fucked and with that kind of range he can literally check anything you throw at him. Gus hurt him because his reach and size matched Jones not because his game plan was so superior. Its easy for keyboard warriors to talk but try fighting him in the cage and see how easy it is to pull off the shit you are saying, you would be knocked out in 12 seconds.
Title: Re: UFC
Post by: Swede!! on April 27, 2014, 09:08:25 AM
No, I disagree, people do not hit him because he's got this aura of invincibility that fighters can't wrap their heads around. If you kick his lower legs he WILL NOT take you down. He gave Grover plenty of chances to carry out a game that made him think. While in a clinch, for instance, he did not throw a single kick to the sheen. That spinning elbow shit he does... You mean to tell me the other fighter can't time it out? Even I saw them coming!

Whoever fights this guy has to come up with a lower leg game, be able to defend on the ground and most of all, commit to your punches like it's the last thing you'll do in your life. It's definitely doable.

And I completely disagree with that.
Title: Re: UFC
Post by: TEMPER on April 27, 2014, 02:16:07 PM
Hoost lost to Bob Fucking Sapp! SO NO he wouldn't beat him.

You are a loud mouth..To speak ill of a legit legend in the fight game like Hoost without any facts or knowledge proves your stupidity.

1. Hoost lost their first fight due to a cut. Their second fight he refused to back down, he chose not to run around like a coward such as Crocop, Hoost stood and attacked furiously, like a man and gave it his all. Yes he was overpowered by the 350lb Sapp because he actually fought, not ran away poking at him like Crocop etc.


2. Hoost was like 38 years old and a couple years away from retiring from a career than started in 1983... Bob Sapp was 28 years old...And a fully juiced up 6'5 350lbs.


3. Hoost went 98-21 in the highest level professional kickboxing in the world...He is an actual legend.


4. Jones went 10-1 against 100% no name bums, or in the case of a couple, aging has-beens like Quinton Jackson..He is 10-1 or worse against any relevant competition.



A prime Hoost absolutely destroys Jones.




Title: Re: UFC 172 - Jones vs a punching bag Teixeira?
Post by: Darren Avey on April 27, 2014, 02:27:35 PM
Afraid not Bops.
Title: Re: UFC
Post by: _bruce_ on April 27, 2014, 02:45:43 PM
You are a loud mouth..To speak ill of a legit legend in the fight game like Hoost without any facts or knowledge proves your stupidity.

1. Hoost lost their first fight due to a cut. Their second fight he refused to back down, he chose not to run around like a coward such as Crocop, Hoost stood and attacked furiously, like a man and gave it his all. Yes he was overpowered by the 350lb Sapp because he actually fought, not ran away poking at him like Crocop etc.


2. Hoost was like 38 years old and a couple years away from retiring from a career than started in 1983... Bob Sapp was 28 years old...And a fully juiced up 6'5 350lbs.


3. Hoost went 98-21 in the highest level professional kickboxing in the world...He is an actual legend.


4. Jones went 10-1 against 100% no name bums, or in the case of a couple, aging has-beens like Quinton Jackson..He is 10-1 or worse against any relevant competition.



A prime Hoost absolutely destroys Jones.






Insane that he had such a long career looking as fragile as he does.
Title: Re: UFC
Post by: TEMPER on April 27, 2014, 03:00:41 PM
Insane that he had such a long career looking as fragile as he does.

Yeah at 6'2 240lbs he does look very fragile.  ::)

(http://www.wmcmuaythai.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/05.-Baxter-vs-Zidov-7-Alistair-Overeem-Ernesto-Hoost.jpg)

(http://www.mixfight.ru/storage/images/16232.jpg)
Title: Re: UFC 172 - Jones vs a punching bag Teixeira?
Post by: Simple Simon on April 27, 2014, 03:07:14 PM
Wasnt it Hoost who KOd Dorian Yates?
Title: Re: UFC
Post by: _bruce_ on April 27, 2014, 03:09:04 PM
Yeah at 6'2 240lbs he does look very fragile.  ::)

(http://www.wmcmuaythai.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/05.-Baxter-vs-Zidov-7-Alistair-Overeem-Ernesto-Hoost.jpg)

(http://www.mixfight.ru/storage/images/16232.jpg)

He looks fragile compared to other kick boxers. I was always worried that he might break something.
Btw, I didn't want to hurt your feelings by putting down your idol.
Title: Re: UFC
Post by: Slapper on April 27, 2014, 05:45:14 PM
Its easy for you to say, you have never fought him, he has beaten the best guys at 205 in the world, you really think none of them thought about kicks to the lower body? If Jones takes you down you are fucked and with that kind of range he can literally check anything you throw at him. Gus hurt him because his reach and size matched Jones not because his game plan was so superior. Its easy for keyboard warriors to talk but try fighting him in the cage and see how easy it is to pull off the shit you are saying, you would be knocked out in 12 seconds.

I have never fought him but I know what doesn't work, the same way I know what happens, or can happen, when I jump from the 15th floor of an apartment building.

Look, no one said it would be easy to fight the guy but his arms and his legs are his weakest, and strongest, links. Attack them, don't aim at his head, take away his arms and his legs.
Title: Re: UFC 172 - Jones vs a punching bag Teixeira?
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on April 27, 2014, 08:56:49 PM
  ::)
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  (https://i.imgur.com/7V2ArKq.gif)

 Is not an accident when it happens in 5 fights.
Title: Re: UFC
Post by: A Righteous Sort on April 27, 2014, 09:00:02 PM
Good luck getting close enough to get off some hard leg kicks.

Lol, my thought exactly.

Title: Re: UFC
Post by: A Righteous Sort on April 27, 2014, 09:02:29 PM
I have never fought him but I know what doesn't work, the same way I know what happens, or can happen, when I jump from the 15th floor of an apartment building.

Look, no one said it would be easy to fight the guy but his arms and his legs are his weakest, and strongest, links. Attack them, don't aim at his head, take away his arms and his legs.

 ::)
Title: Re: UFC 172 - Jones vs a punching bag Teixeira?
Post by: A Righteous Sort on April 27, 2014, 09:04:09 PM
Wasnt it Hoost who KOd Dorian Yates?

Some journeyman fighter/Dutch thug named Dick Vrij I believe.
Title: Re: UFC 172 - Jones vs a punching bag Teixeira?
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on April 27, 2014, 09:05:31 PM

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Title: Re: UFC 172 - Jones vs a punching bag Teixeira?
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on April 27, 2014, 09:10:09 PM

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Title: Re: UFC 172 - Jones vs a punching bag Teixeira?
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on April 27, 2014, 09:18:24 PM

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Title: Re: UFC 172 - Jones vs a punching bag Teixeira?
Post by: AD2100 on April 28, 2014, 06:25:05 AM
.

You crying about outstretched arms in order to excuse the ASS WHOOPING that Jon just put on Glover? hahahaha



(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-0f_gil0lU2M/U1x-7Dhs7BI/AAAAAAABCvo/TYDN95-3tKQ/s1600/00.gif)



Jon staying IN THE POCKET and busting Glover up:D
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-u9EsfsTWJYA/U1yHAyOeoUI/AAAAAAABCwg/eTygZXP6NH0/s1600/5.gif)
Title: Re: UFC 172 - Jones vs a punching bag Teixeira?
Post by: wolfrittner on April 28, 2014, 08:26:35 AM
I think Jones did a great job! Nice work with the elbows too! He is fast! You cant kick that guy!
Title: Re: UFC 172 - Jones vs a punching bag Teixeira?
Post by: Slapper on April 29, 2014, 07:56:35 PM
Perfect example of the Bones Jones "aura":

(https://i.imgur.com/XvMBN89.gif)

JBJ Gives up his back after doing his usual spinning elbow move... and Gustafsson does nothing!

Choke his ass!

I tell you... Jones' got more lives than a Siamese cat.
Title: Re: UFC
Post by: ESFitness on April 29, 2014, 08:05:28 PM
They don't make em' like Hoost anymore man..Hoost would cripple this kid. Granted he did fight at roughly 240lbs but still... :P



so does jones... nearly.

jones reach is too great.

I'd love to see somebody somebody take Jones down and fishhook his eye socket.. see how he likes it.... or at the very least a hard knee to the nuts to level the playing field after the eye pokes effecting your depth-perception.

Jones is no different than Gilbert Yyel with the eye pokes.
Title: Re: UFC
Post by: Slapper on April 29, 2014, 08:23:20 PM
so does jones... nearly.

jones reach is too great.

I'd love to see somebody somebody take Jones down and fishhook his eye socket.. see how he likes it.... or at the very least a hard knee to the nuts to level the playing field after the eye pokes effecting your depth-perception.

Jones is no different than Gilbert Yyel with the eye pokes.

I'm telling you, if Jones gets hit in the legs he will not last. Hoost is a good example.

Jones' game plan is always the same: Go in there, see what the other guy's got and little by little impose himself with kinky moves that do not do much but expose his ass. And once he gets your timing, you're done because he is faster than you and has reach advantage.

My take on it is that if you get him out of that comfort zone, via low kicks, he's not going to know what to do. All you do then is avoid his circus shit (spinning kicks, spinning elbows, et cetera) and wait your moment. Eventually he will open up.

I know, easier said than done, but you know what? If you get him irritated he can be fucked up. Silva is a prime example: Lost his first fight with Weidman because he couldn't get to him and lost his second fight not only because he broke his leg, but because he knew he was ALSO getting knocked out later on: Anderson got him on a clinch and he couldn't even now only not hold the clinch, he got knocked to the ground by a bitch-ass over the head punch at, probably, 50% power.

We need Bones' next opponent to be ready, FIGHT the guy and most of all, go in there wanting to knock him the fuck out.
Title: Re: UFC
Post by: ESFitness on April 29, 2014, 08:42:38 PM
I'm telling you, if Jones gets hit in the legs he will not last. Hoost is a good example.

Jones' game plan is always the same: Go in there, see what the other guy's got and little by little impose himself with kinky moves that do not do much but expose his ass. And once he gets your timing, you're done because he is faster than you and has reach advantage.

My take on it is that if you get him out of that comfort zone, via low kicks, he's not going to know what to do. All you do then is avoid his circus shit (spinning kicks, spinning elbows, et cetera) and wait your moment. Eventually he will open up.

I know, easier said than done, but you know what? If you get him irritated he can be fucked up. Silva is a prime example: Lost his first fight with Weidman because he couldn't get to him and lost his second fight not only because he broke his leg, but because he knew he was ALSO getting knocked out later on: Anderson got him on a clinch and he couldn't even now only not hold the clinch, he got knocked to the ground by a bitch-ass over the head punch at, probably, 50% power.

We need Bones' next opponent to be ready, FIGHT the guy and most of all, go in there wanting to knock him the fuck out.

ufc's LHW sucks.

who besides Gus is there? who do you give a title shot to? Hendo? jones would pick him apart in standup by keeping distance.. hendo'd have to take him down. I dunno even know who hendo's last sub was over.... vitor would have the same trouble with jones distance. Rua has the tools, but hasn't been the same since Pride or since his loss to Forest (who the fuck takes anxiety meds before a fucking title fight??? I suspect Rua has long had issues with benzo's).

I'd much rather see Wanderlei fight jones in brazil away from Vegas HRT testing... at least Wand would get him his face and make jones scramble and adapt.. and wand has legit muay thai to attack jones down low.

or... you could have Anderson silva fight at light heavy, since he walks around at 240 between fights... he has the stiking skills to compete with jones as well.

actually.... that'd be a better fight than silva/gsp everybody wanted for years.
Title: Re: UFC 172 - Jones vs a punching bag Teixeira?
Post by: Dr.J on April 30, 2014, 02:12:28 AM
Thats fucked up
Title: Re: UFC
Post by: AD2100 on April 30, 2014, 12:39:43 PM
so does jones... nearly.

jones reach is too great.

I'd love to see somebody somebody take Jones down and fishhook his eye socket.. see how he likes it.... or at the very least a hard knee to the nuts to level the playing field after the eye pokes effecting your depth-perception.

Jones is no different than Gilbert Yyel with the eye pokes.
here is something from Jon for the crybaby haters :D :D

Title: Re: UFC
Post by: chaos on April 30, 2014, 12:54:15 PM
here is something from Jon for the crybaby haters :D :D


Would he be mocking people if he lost his title because someone poked his eye and he couldn't see? Or how will he whine when the refs finally nut up and start taking points from him for constantly using his finger to the eye technique to keep his opponents away?
Dude is a douche.
Title: Re: UFC
Post by: AD2100 on April 30, 2014, 01:35:44 PM
Would he be mocking people if he lost his title because someone poked his eye and he couldn't see? Or how will he whine when the refs finally nut up and start taking points from him for constantly using his finger to the eye technique to keep his opponents away?
Dude is a douche.
:D

(http://images.sodahead.com/polls/003977705/82978086_whaaambulance_answer_1_xlarge.jpeg)

(http://towleroad.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c730253ef01a511a1fd65970c-800wi)
Title: Re: UFC
Post by: chaos on April 30, 2014, 01:52:16 PM
:D

(http://images.sodahead.com/polls/003977705/82978086_whaaambulance_answer_1_xlarge.jpeg)

(http://towleroad.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c730253ef01a511a1fd65970c-800wi)
Pretty weak, rookie.
Title: Re: UFC
Post by: AD2100 on April 30, 2014, 01:57:43 PM
Pretty weak, rookie.
Meh, I think the fact that you needed to post a retort means it was "pretty strong." :D
Title: Re: UFC
Post by: chaos on April 30, 2014, 02:02:31 PM
Meh, I think the fact that you needed to post a retort means it was "pretty strong." :D
yes, yes.....so strong.
Fucking fanboys. ::)
Title: Re: UFC 172 - Jones vs a punching bag Teixeira?
Post by: thebrink on April 30, 2014, 03:50:01 PM
You crying about outstretched arms in order to excuse the ASS WHOOPING that Jon just put on Glover? hahahaha



(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-0f_gil0lU2M/U1x-7Dhs7BI/AAAAAAABCvo/TYDN95-3tKQ/s1600/00.gif)



Jon staying IN THE POCKET and busting Glover up:D
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-u9EsfsTWJYA/U1yHAyOeoUI/AAAAAAABCwg/eTygZXP6NH0/s1600/5.gif)


Hes a cheating eye poker and thats it.
Title: Re: UFC
Post by: Kwon_2 on April 30, 2014, 05:13:14 PM
Would he be mocking people if he lost his title because someone poked his eye and he couldn't see? Or how will he whine when the refs finally nut up and start taking points from him for constantly using his finger to the eye technique to keep his opponents away?
Dude is a douche.

He needs to be humbled / blinded.

Poke him so he loses his eyesight, then we'll talk.
Title: Re: UFC
Post by: chaos on April 30, 2014, 06:23:23 PM
He needs to be humbled / blinded.

Poke him so he loses his eyesight, then we'll talk.
He wasn't so willing to stay in the pocket with Glover until he gouged the shit out of his eye. I'd like to hear some of the refs explain why they haven't warned him or taken a point from him.
Title: Re: UFC 172 - Jones vs a punching bag Teixeira?
Post by: Slapper on April 30, 2014, 06:42:35 PM
I don't get these pussies... if he pokes someone in the eye, let him get close and kick him in the balls, just like it was done years ago.

Title: Re: UFC
Post by: A Righteous Sort on May 01, 2014, 11:33:30 AM
I'm telling you, if Jones gets hit in the legs he will not last. Hoost is a good example.

Jones' game plan is always the same: Go in there, see what the other guy's got and little by little impose himself with kinky moves that do not do much but expose his ass. And once he gets your timing, you're done because he is faster than you and has reach advantage.

My take on it is that if you get him out of that comfort zone, via low kicks, he's not going to know what to do. All you do then is avoid his circus shit (spinning kicks, spinning elbows, et cetera) and wait your moment. Eventually he will open up.

I know, easier said than done, but you know what? If you get him irritated he can be fucked up. Silva is a prime example: Lost his first fight with Weidman because he couldn't get to him and lost his second fight not only because he broke his leg, but because he knew he was ALSO getting knocked out later on: Anderson got him on a clinch and he couldn't even now only not hold the clinch, he got knocked to the ground by a bitch-ass over the head punch at, probably, 50% power.

We need Bones' next opponent to be ready, FIGHT the guy and most of all, go in there wanting to knock him the fuck out.

John will check it with a lunging punch to the face, or a leg check into a side kick that will make the opponent reconsider right away.

I think your strategy is terrible.

The best way to beat Jones is put someone in there with him that has an equally awkward style and comparable reflexes (like Machida), get inside, and knock him the fuck out early.

And even then such a person has an even shot at best due to the size disparity.

If he isn't taken out early Jones will wear the opponent down with slams and figure them out.
You are correct in that regard.

Also, a really good Jits Guy that can close might beat him.

Or another big guy that can throw down.
Title: Re: UFC 172 - Jones vs a punching bag Teixeira?
Post by: chaos on May 01, 2014, 11:38:49 AM
Nobody is beating Jones with one eye. ::)
Title: Re: UFC 172 - Jones vs a punching bag Teixeira?
Post by: AD2100 on May 01, 2014, 06:19:57 PM
Nobody is beating Jones with one eye. ::)
You seem especially butthurt, buddy. Which one of your idols claimed that they lost due to eye pokes after they were pulverized by Jon Jones? ???

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Title: Re: UFC 172 - Jones vs a punching bag Teixeira?
Post by: chaos on May 01, 2014, 06:25:20 PM
You seem especially butthurt, buddy. Which one of your idols claimed that they lost due to eye pokes after they were pulverized by Jon Jones? ???

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 ??? ::)
I guess the special "claw to the face" move is reserved for Jon Jones?
Title: Re: UFC
Post by: AD2100 on May 01, 2014, 06:31:09 PM
He wasn't so willing to stay in the pocket with Glover until he gouged the shit out of his eye. I'd like to hear some of the refs explain why they haven't warned him or taken a point from him.
Why hasn't Glover mentioned this in his post-fight interviews? ??? Why has he talked about the shoulder issue in the clinch as being the toughest part of the fight for him, and not having "the shit gouged out of his eye"? ???

Are you a fucking moron? Do you honestly believe Glover was going to win that fight at any point?
Title: Re: UFC 172 - Jones vs a punching bag Teixeira?
Post by: Slapper on May 01, 2014, 07:47:04 PM
Shit, now that I look at it... Bones does use his finger-to-the-eye move a lot.

A LOT.
Title: Re: UFC
Post by: thebrink on May 01, 2014, 07:51:43 PM
Why hasn't Glover mentioned this in his post-fight interviews? ??? Why has he talked about the shoulder issue in the clinch as being the toughest part of the fight for him, and not having "the shit gouged out of his eye"? ???

Are you a fucking moron? Do you honestly believe Glover was going to win that fight at any point?

Nobody has said they "lost because of eye pokes" lol

But clearly he does it frequently and with the intention of fucking with his opponents eyesight which is undefendable. You MUST be just trolling chaos , no way you really see things like this (nopun)
Title: Re: UFC 172 - Jones vs a punching bag Teixeira?
Post by: AD2100 on May 01, 2014, 08:22:02 PM

I guess the special "claw to the face" move is reserved for Jon Jones?

Is "arm crank" somehow a euphemism for "claw to the face"?  ???


:D
When you look back on your bout with Jon Jones at UFC 172, what do you think you should have done differently?
Glover: I haven't seen the entire fight -- just a few moments -- but I was very upset for letting him get that arm crank. I really didn't expect that. I thought he was going to try a takedown, but that hurt my shoulder.The only thing that maybe I wouldn't let him do was that arm crank. The rest of the fight, with [a healthy] right shoulder and the confidence I have in my knockout power, it might have been different. Of course, the same thing could happen anyway because Jon Jones is a great fighter. But the only thing I wouldn't let happen again was that arm crank.
Title: Re: UFC
Post by: AD2100 on May 01, 2014, 08:23:10 PM
Nobody has said they "lost because of eye pokes" lol

Then STFU about it. ;)
Title: Re: UFC 172 - Jones vs a punching bag Teixeira?
Post by: Schnauzer on May 01, 2014, 08:23:27 PM
(http://mmanytt.se/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/JonesFingrar.jpg)

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Title: Re: UFC 172 - Jones vs a punching bag Teixeira?
Post by: Schnauzer on May 01, 2014, 08:27:14 PM
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Title: Re: UFC 172 - Jones vs a punching bag Teixeira?
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on May 01, 2014, 09:18:11 PM
Jones's mentor

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Title: Re: UFC 172 - Jones vs a punching bag Teixeira?
Post by: AD2100 on May 02, 2014, 05:30:07 AM
;D ;)

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Title: Re: UFC 172 - Jones vs a punching bag Teixeira?
Post by: anabolichalo on May 02, 2014, 05:32:44 AM
Some journeyman fighter/Dutch thug named Dick Vrij I believe.
what a punk

did he go to prison for this?
Title: Re: UFC 172 - Jones vs a punching bag Teixeira?
Post by: thebrink on May 02, 2014, 05:11:40 PM
Jones's mentor

(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/3262441/stooges-eye-poke-o.gif)

i really lol'd
Title: Re: UFC 172 - Jones vs a punching bag Teixeira?
Post by: AD2100 on May 02, 2014, 06:36:19 PM
i really lol'd

NIKE Deal, anyone? ;)

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Title: Re: UFC 172 - Jones vs a punching bag Teixeira?
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on May 02, 2014, 08:27:21 PM

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Title: Re: UFC 172 - Jones vs a punching bag Teixeira?
Post by: A Righteous Sort on May 02, 2014, 11:22:01 PM
Jones's mentor

(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/3262441/stooges-eye-poke-o.gif)

Lmao what a dirty sunnofabitch
Title: Re: UFC 172 - Jones vs a punching bag Teixeira?
Post by: The Ugly on May 02, 2014, 11:32:22 PM
Jones's mentor

(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/3262441/stooges-eye-poke-o.gif)

Moe was quite the evil fuck. Shit, Larry and Curly could have that bowl-headed, Hymie Hitler up on countless assault charges.