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Title: Married/Engaged GetBiggers...How Did You Propose?
Post by: Skorp1o on April 29, 2014, 09:41:17 AM
I know there are some devoted husbands on here as not all getbiggers are emotionally awkward individuals unable to build meaningful relationships.

How did you propose? Did you make the effort of just go straight for the jugular?
Title: Re: Married/Engaged GetBiggers...How Did You Propose?
Post by: Army of One on April 29, 2014, 09:43:08 AM
I know there are some devoted husbands on here as not all getbiggers are emotionally awkward individuals unable to build meaningful relationships.

How did you propose? Did you make the effort of just go straight for the jugular?

Devoted husband= beta male who gets sex once a month and has given up on himself.
Title: Re: Married/Engaged GetBiggers...How Did You Propose?
Post by: _aj_ on April 29, 2014, 09:44:11 AM
I know there are some devoted husbands on here as not all getbiggers are emotionally awkward individuals unable to build meaningful relationships.

How did you propose? Did you make the effort of just go straight for the jugular?

I asked her father for her hand and then proposed in the Boston Public Gardens.
Title: Re: Married/Engaged GetBiggers...How Did You Propose?
Post by: Army of One on April 29, 2014, 09:45:29 AM
I asked her father for her hand and then proposed in the Boston Public Gardens.

Gayer than front row at the olympia
Title: Re: Married/Engaged GetBiggers...How Did You Propose?
Post by: _aj_ on April 29, 2014, 09:46:09 AM
Gayer than front row at the olympia

LOL, I forgot to add "NO HOMO"
Title: Re: Married/Engaged GetBiggers...How Did You Propose?
Post by: MORTALCOIL on April 29, 2014, 09:46:45 AM
I knocked her unconscious, grabbed her by the hair, brought her to the nearest cave and waited for her to ovulate.
Title: Re: Married/Engaged GetBiggers...How Did You Propose?
Post by: DroppingPlates on April 29, 2014, 09:47:21 AM
Devoted husband= beta male who gets sex once a month and has given up on himself.

A truthful start of this thread.
Title: Re: Married/Engaged GetBiggers...How Did You Propose?
Post by: SF1900 on April 29, 2014, 09:49:23 AM
I know there are some devoted husbands on here as not all getbiggers are emotionally awkward individuals unable to build meaningful relationships.

How did you propose? Did you make the effort of just go straight for the jugular?


LMAO!!

I like to think of it as Getbiggers are just too refined to hold meaningful relationships with your average person.
Title: Re: Married/Engaged GetBiggers...How Did You Propose?
Post by: HavoX on April 29, 2014, 09:56:54 AM
Marriage proposal is not asking someone to prom; you don't need a sky writer or a million candles.  Have a nice heart felt speech prepared and ask. 

And if you don't know the answer before you ask, you are in trouble
Title: Re: Married/Engaged GetBiggers...How Did You Propose?
Post by: anabolichalo on April 29, 2014, 10:00:09 AM
i suggested to marriage baby mama some weeks ago, i told getbig about it


but she said i'm not ready to live with a woman


i could engage her to reserve her for me she said and she would live alone and i would be seeing her and giving her cash


i said fuck that shit ;D
Title: Re: Married/Engaged GetBiggers...How Did You Propose?
Post by: 240 is Back on April 29, 2014, 10:04:54 AM
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Title: Re: Married/Engaged GetBiggers...How Did You Propose?
Post by: Uncle Junior on April 29, 2014, 10:05:43 AM
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Title: Re: Married/Engaged GetBiggers...How Did You Propose?
Post by: Skorp1o on April 29, 2014, 10:11:16 AM

I took her hand and made it in shape of an O, unzipped my pants and inserted my cock in the ring and said, that's it baby, just like that!

...and then she said £200 on the night table please, and hurry up I have another client after  ;D
Title: Re: Married/Engaged GetBiggers...How Did You Propose?
Post by: Army of One on April 29, 2014, 10:12:08 AM
...and then she said £200 on the night table please, and hurry up I have another client after  ;D

Considered posting this but figured someone else would  ;D
Title: Re: Married/Engaged GetBiggers...How Did You Propose?
Post by: wolfrittner on April 29, 2014, 10:12:34 AM
...and then she said £200 on the night table please, and hurry up I have another client after  ;D
hahahahaha!!!! keeping it real!!  
Title: Re: Married/Engaged GetBiggers...How Did You Propose?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on April 29, 2014, 10:17:31 AM
after raping her I looked her in the eyes and asked "marry me you fucking cunt"  she said "YES!"
Title: Re: Married/Engaged GetBiggers...How Did You Propose?
Post by: benchmstr on April 29, 2014, 11:22:34 AM
by accident

bench
Title: Re: Married/Engaged GetBiggers...How Did You Propose?
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on April 29, 2014, 12:06:10 PM
On the boardwalk in Brighton, England. 14 years ago this week actually. Last romantic thing I did  :-\
Title: Re: Married/Engaged GetBiggers...How Did You Propose?
Post by: wes on April 29, 2014, 12:07:23 PM
(http://offoxesandhedgehogs.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/caveman-with-woman.jpg)
Title: Re: Married/Engaged GetBiggers...How Did You Propose?
Post by: Army of One on April 29, 2014, 12:08:06 PM
On the boardwalk in Brighton, England. 14 years ago this week actually. Last romantic thing I did  :-\

Brighton eh?Is he the top or bottom?
Title: Re: Married/Engaged GetBiggers...How Did You Propose?
Post by: wes on April 29, 2014, 12:08:50 PM
Devoted husband= beta male who gets sex once a month and has given up on himself.
I AM NOT
Title: Re: Married/Engaged GetBiggers...How Did You Propose?
Post by: wes on April 29, 2014, 12:09:27 PM
On the boardwalk in Brighton, England. 14 years ago this week actually. Last romantic thing I did  :-\
Happy Anniversary my brother!  :)
Title: Re: Married/Engaged GetBiggers...How Did You Propose?
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on April 29, 2014, 12:11:03 PM
Brighton eh?Is he the top or bottom?


Ha, we actually met some trannys on the train. I had no idea it was a gay area :)
Title: Re: Married/Engaged GetBiggers...How Did You Propose?
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on April 29, 2014, 12:11:58 PM
Happy Anniversary my brother!  :)

Thank you sir, it's been 6 of the happiest years of my life  :)
Title: Re: Married/Engaged GetBiggers...How Did You Propose?
Post by: wes on April 29, 2014, 12:12:23 PM
Thank you sir, it's been 6 of the happiest years of my life  :)
LOL  ;D
Title: Re: Married/Engaged GetBiggers...How Did You Propose?
Post by: Army of One on April 29, 2014, 12:12:52 PM


Ha, we actually met some trannys on the train. I had no idea it was a gay area :)

Lol@ not knowing the San Francisco of the UK was a gay area  ;D
Title: Re: Married/Engaged GetBiggers...How Did You Propose?
Post by: Icelord on April 29, 2014, 12:14:05 PM
It's 2014. They want equality? Why do we always have to propose?

Let them do it.
Title: Re: Married/Engaged GetBiggers...How Did You Propose?
Post by: Papper on April 29, 2014, 12:14:21 PM
I know there are some devoted husbands on here as not all getbiggers are emotionally awkward individuals unable to build meaningful relationships.

How did you propose? Did you make the effort of just go straight for the jugular?

Just straight out ask him.
Title: Re: Married/Engaged GetBiggers...How Did You Propose?
Post by: the trainer on April 29, 2014, 02:13:46 PM
I know there are some devoted husbands on here as not all getbiggers are emotionally awkward individuals unable to build meaningful relationships.

How did you propose? Did you make the effort of just go straight for the jugular?

I went down on my knees and said would you please stop having sex with me and take my money.
Title: Re: Married/Engaged GetBiggers...How Did You Propose?
Post by: Fortress on April 29, 2014, 07:16:39 PM
I asked her father for her hand and then proposed in the Boston Public Gardens.

Hell, you have your own hand, my man. What you wanted was the vag.
Title: Re: Married/Engaged GetBiggers...How Did You Propose?
Post by: AbrahamG on April 29, 2014, 07:27:22 PM
I asked her father for her hand and then proposed in the Boston Public Gardens.

This type of pussy shit simply cannot be "no homo'd".
Title: Re: Married/Engaged GetBiggers...How Did You Propose?
Post by: polychronopolous on April 29, 2014, 08:35:11 PM
I knocked her unconscious, grabbed her by the hair, brought her to the nearest cave and waited for her to ovulate.

Ah the good ole days.
Title: Re: Married/Engaged GetBiggers...How Did You Propose?
Post by: Bertha Butt on April 29, 2014, 11:00:56 PM
It was Phreak's birthday and we were home alone. Suddenly he bounced off to grab a freezer bag from the closet.  He said that although it was his birthday, he had a present for me. Then he started rambling on about important dates and forgetting them. I put on my patiently listening face, but thought he'd better give me that birthday calendar already.
Instead of reaching into that bag, he threw it on the ground and knelt on it (the freezer bag cushioning his knee). I was still thinking of those birthday calendars, when it suddenly occurred to me that he just proposed!

It's a happy marriage, but after 6,5 years I still have no birthday calendar to hang in the bathroom...
Title: Re: Married/Engaged GetBiggers...How Did You Propose?
Post by: Papper on April 29, 2014, 11:18:58 PM
I went down on my knees and said would you please stop having sex with me and take my money.

hahahaaa

Hell, you have your own hand, my man. What you wanted was the vag.

No sugar coating!
Title: Re: Married/Engaged GetBiggers...How Did You Propose?
Post by: phreak on April 30, 2014, 02:34:58 AM
It was Phreak's birthday and we were home alone. Suddenly he bounced off to grab a freezer bag from the closet.  He said that although it was his birthday, he had a present for me. Then he started rambling on about important dates and forgetting them. I put on my patiently listening face, but thought he'd better give me that birthday calendar already.
Instead of reaching into that bag, he threw it on the ground and knelt on it (the freezer bag cushioning his knee). I was still thinking of those birthday calendars, when it suddenly occurred to me that he just proposed!

It's a happy marriage, but after 6,5 years I still have no birthday calendar to hang in the bathroom...
I actually put a cushion in there. Love you, but I'm not ruining a knee in order to propose. ;D
Title: Re: Married/Engaged GetBiggers...How Did You Propose?
Post by: _aj_ on April 30, 2014, 02:56:24 AM
This type of pussy shit simply cannot be "no homo'd".

I am a bit old fashioned.
Title: Re: Married/Engaged GetBiggers...How Did You Propose?
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on April 30, 2014, 03:16:56 AM
LOL, I forgot to add "NO HOMO"
lol woumd have been awesome if you said to her father "no homo sir, but i want to ask for your daughters hand"
Title: Re: Married/Engaged GetBiggers...How Did You Propose?
Post by: DroppingPlates on April 30, 2014, 03:32:01 AM
I actually put a cushion in there. Love you, but I'm not ruining a knee in order to propose. ;D

Should I ever marry a Getbigger (no homo), then I would never tell her my screen name :o
Anyways, I'm happy for both of you.
Title: Re: Married/Engaged GetBiggers...How Did You Propose?
Post by: phreak on April 30, 2014, 03:46:44 AM
Should I ever marry a Getbigger (no homo), then I would never tell her my screen name :o
Anyways, I'm happy for both of you.
Thanks!

And I was considering posting under another alias as well. However, I wanted to use the one I have embroidered on my Adidas, so that would have been too obvious. :)
Title: Re: Married/Engaged GetBiggers...How Did You Propose?
Post by: DroppingPlates on April 30, 2014, 03:52:36 AM
Thanks!

And I was considering posting under another alias as well. However, I wanted to use the one I have embroidered on my Adidas, so that would have been too obvious. :)

Haha, hence that name  :D
At least both of you have different screen names. IMO, one of the e-creepiest things are couples with a shared email/Facebook/Getbig/etc account  :-X
Title: Re: Married/Engaged GetBiggers...How Did You Propose?
Post by: phreak on April 30, 2014, 04:10:42 AM
Haha, hence that name  :D
At least both of you have different screen names. IMO, one of the e-creepiest things are couples with a shared email/Facebook/Getbig/etc account  :-X

We have few secrets, but she's not getting into my secret porn account! ;D
Title: Re: Married/Engaged GetBiggers...How Did You Propose?
Post by: Bertha Butt on April 30, 2014, 06:16:52 AM
I actually put a cushion in there. Love you, but I'm not ruining a knee in order to propose. ;D

You told me your knee was already busted because you wrestled one musclebear too many...

Should I ever marry a Getbigger (no homo), then I would never tell her my screen name :o
Anyways, I'm happy for both of you.

Oh, I would recognise him anyway.

We have few secrets, but she's not getting into my secret porn account! ;D

I won't tell you where my secret cookie and chocolate stash is.  :P
Title: Re: Married/Engaged GetBiggers...How Did You Propose?
Post by: Man of Steel on April 30, 2014, 06:24:24 AM
Devoted husband= beta male who gets sex once a month and has given up on himself.

Hey, hey, hey....it's three times a month Nancy!   >:(





























































































































Ok it's twice, but shut up!
Title: Re: Married/Engaged GetBiggers...How Did You Propose?
Post by: phreak on April 30, 2014, 06:25:00 AM
You told me your knee was already busted because you wrestled one musclebear too many...
(http://tropdeboucles.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/ohnoyoudidn128622973596752390.jpg)




















(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5h2ntDc4N1r3zat8.gif)
Title: Re: Married/Engaged GetBiggers...How Did You Propose?
Post by: DroppingPlates on April 30, 2014, 06:28:08 AM
You told me your knee was already busted because you wrestled one musclebear too many...

Oh, I would recognise him anyway.

I won't tell you where my secret cookie and chocolate stash is.  :P

A 'pleasure egg' and Wiggs, you mean?
Title: Re: Married/Engaged GetBiggers...How Did You Propose?
Post by: 240 is Back on April 30, 2014, 06:32:27 AM
I went down on my knees and said would you please stop having sex with me and take my money.

bwahahahahhaha
Title: Re: Married/Engaged GetBiggers...How Did You Propose?
Post by: Bertha Butt on April 30, 2014, 07:58:21 AM
A 'pleasure egg' and Wiggs, you mean?


No way!  ;D

(https://dreamchocolate.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/white-choc-700.jpg)
Title: Re: Married/Engaged GetBiggers...How Did You Propose?
Post by: Novena on April 30, 2014, 02:37:35 PM
by accident

bench

When is the baby due?