It was Phreak's birthday and we were home alone. Suddenly he bounced off to grab a freezer bag from the closet. He said that although it was his birthday, he had a present for me. Then he started rambling on about important dates and forgetting them. I put on my patiently listening face, but thought he'd better give me that birthday calendar already.
Instead of reaching into that bag, he threw it on the ground and knelt on it (the freezer bag cushioning his knee). I was still thinking of those birthday calendars, when it suddenly occurred to me that he just proposed!
It's a happy marriage, but after 6,5 years I still have no birthday calendar to hang in the bathroom...